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yipangdeyayidao：“dagaiyejiushiyigetongbanba。”
“neiweishenmetashenshanghuisuishoudaizheneimeduoyinzi？”
yuyanyanjiangqiandaidiguoqu：“zongbunengshitazhuanlaideba？”
luyunyanchuimou，congtashouzhongjieguoneiyinzi，buyoudegoulegouchun：“yuxiaojiehaikanchulaileshenme？”
“啊？”
yuyanyandaomeixiangdaotahaihuijixuwen，sisuolepiankecaishuo：“zheiyindaizi，kanshangqusihushigenvzidewushen，shangmianxiudetuanshimudanhua，nanziyinggaibuhuidaizheizhongdongxiba……”
“zheijikenengshisujiaxiaojiededongxi。”
luyunyantaishouzhilezhiqiandaixiafangneigexiaoxiaoderouzi；“ruowomeiyoujicuo，sujiaxiaojiedeguiming，bianshi[ningrou]——nimenjiangsujiaderenzhaolaiwenwen，zheidongxi，shibushisuxiaojiede。”
yayimenyingleyisheng，henkuaibianxunlailesufudeguanjia。
“zhei——dequeshiwojiaxiaojiedehebao。”
neiguanjiaxixikanlekan：“suishuoxiaojieyijingyourizimeidai，dandequeshixiaojiededongxi。”
yuyanyanyitingzheihua，dunshiyanqianyiliang：“nanbuchengshizheixiaofanmoucaihaiming？”
“quanfaxianchangkankan。”
luyunyanfangxiashoulidegongju：“jiangzheijushitifangjinlianfangba。”
殓房？
yuyanyanlengleleng，kanzheyiqunyayijiangshititaidaozijifangjianhoumianneigefangjian，zuijiaohuranhenhenyichou。
“wofangjiandehoumianjiushilianfang？”
“是的，鱼小姐。”
yayixianranmeiyishidaoyoushenmewenti：“ninfangxin，zanmenlianfangzaodeshihouhenjiangjiu，jiusuanshitizailimianfulanshengqule，neichouweininyeshiwenbujiande！qianxieriziyougeshuaiside，naodaidoubaolejiang……”
“呕！”
yayihuayinweiluo，yuyanyanxiangdaoneigechangjing，weiliyoushiyizhenfanjiangdaohai。
“bingmeiyouneimekepa。”
luyunyanchuimoukanzhetacanbaidelian，buyoudeyaoleyaotouqingshenganfudao：“xiaojiequshugekou，zaoxiexiuxiba。”
“lu、lugongzi！daiwoqu！”
yankanzheyamenlineixieren，kongpadouyaogenzheluyunyanchuqu，yuyanyanzenmekenenghainengdingdingxinxindeshuizailianfangpangbian：“fangxinba，wobuhuijinintianluande，shuobuzhunwohainengbangshangmang！”
luyunyanyouyuyizhen，weiweiningleningmei，zhenzhuopiankecaidao：“hao，neibianyibingquba。”
yizhongrenlaidaoneianfadexiaodianpu，xianxiachulemingan，menkouyoubushaorenzaizhizhidiandian，zuozaimenqiandefurenkutianqiangdi，yifuaiyoumoyang。
“nizenmejiuzheimepaoxiawoqule！zuoribushihaishuojinhouyaoyouhaoriziguolema——”
“diuxiawomenniangliangguerguamu，zenmehuoa！”
“furen，qingxianzhiku。”
luyunyanzhoulezhoumei，caidaomianqianzheifurenkongpabianshineixiaofandeqizi，minleminchunzoudaotamianqian：“ninkefoutongzaixiashuoshuo，sizhesiqianyouheyichang？”
“nin，shilaiduananzide？”
neifurenhuangmangcalecayanlei：“qingtiandalaoye！wonanrenduanbuhuizishade，zuotiantahaixizizidehuilaitongwoshuoyaofayibihengcaile，taneibantantuqiancaideren，zenmehuidiaosileni！”
发一笔横财……
“先进去看看。”
luyunyantaijiaozoujinneipuzi，yuyanyanxinxiahaoqi，biancaizhexiaosuibugenleshangqu，qiliaojiaoxiabuzhitidaoleshenmewushen，jingchaozhedishangzhizhishuaiqu。
糟！
yuyanyanjinbizheyanjing，xianranxinzhongyouxiehuangluan，quebeiyigewenrehuaibaojiezhu。
“小姐当心。”
luyunyanchuimoukanzheyuyanyan，henkuaibianfangkaileshou：“moyaoluandonglimiandedongxi。”
“哦，好……”
yuyanyanhuangmangdiandiantou，zoushangqianxiangjiangneiguanzifuqilai，queturanzhoulezhoumei。
“zheishaziweishenmeshihongsedeya？”
红色？！
luyunyanzoushangqianxixiyikan，guorankanjianneiguanzilisanluodeni，jingranheneisujiaxiaojiekouzhongdetuyimoyiyang！
“zheishiwomendangjiadepingrilinienirenyongde。”
neihaizaimozheyanleidefurenzoushangqiankukutitidejieshidao：“pingchangdetushatutaiduo，shibunengnienirende，zheishizhuanchengmailaideniantu，shaiganlejiashangshui，bianshinile。”
luyunyanningqimei，kanxiangshouzhongneizhiqiandai——
“gongzi！zheibujiushijinriyanshideshihou，suxiaojiekouzhongdenima！”
suitongerlaidewuzuojingjiaoyisheng：“nanbucheng……”
luyunyanchenchenkaikou：“furen，zuoyenixianggongshiheshihuijia，keyoushenmeyichang？”
“woxianggongzuoyehuilaideyejiwan，ruoshuoyoushenmeyichang，bianshineibihengcaideshiqingle——”
neifurensisuopianke，huranxiangshixiangqileshenme：“zuotianyeliwotingtashuomenghua，sihushishuoshenme，sharenle……”
luyunyanhuanhuanwojinleshouzhongdeqiandai，chongneifurenweiyihanshou：“womenxianxingliqu，ruohaiyoushenmeyiwen，zailaiqingjiao。”
yayihewuzuomengenzheluyunyanzouchuqu，yuyanyanshitanzhekaikou：“lugongzi，nishibushihuaiyizheigexiaofanbianshixiongshou？nei，tananbuchengshiweizuizishade？”
“dequeyouzheibanhuaiyi。”
luyunyanchenyinpianke，taijiaochaozheyamenzouqu：“zhishiruoshixiaofanmoucaihaiming，youweiheyaodafeizhouzhe，jiahuoyuni？zheiyidian，daoyouxiexiangbumingbaile。”
yuyanyansisuoyizhen，daoyexiangbuchushenmehelidejieshi，zhiyilugenzheluyunyanzou，queturanzhuangjinyigeqingshoudexiongtang。
“shizaiduibuqi，wowanglekanlu。”
yuyanyantaiqitou，bianduishangyigezhangxiangyinrou，shengaokanshangqusihuhetaxiangchawujidenanren。
zenmeganjue……zheinanrenyoudianmianshu？
yuyanyanbuyoudeduokanletajiyan，momingjuedezheinanrendebiaoqingyouxieguguai。
“xiaojiewuxuduoli，shizaixiabuxiaoxin。”
neinanrenwangletayiyan，mouziweiweizhanlezhan，bianjijixiangyaolikai。
“公子留步。”
yuyanyanxinlizhengguguai，quekanjianshenpangdeluyunyanhurandangzaineinanrenshenqianhuanhuankaikou：“gongzidedongxidiule。”
什么东西？
neinanrenlianshangdebiaoqingyishiyeyouxiemangran，luyunyanhudeconghuaizhongtaochuyizhiqiandaididaotamianqian：“zhei，keshigongzidewujian？”
neinanrendebiaoqingshunjianbiandehuangluan，bajiaobianxiangtaozou，luyunyanqueqingqiaodezhuaizhutadegebo，jiangtadeshoubeifanjiandaobeihou。
“ciren，duobanbianshineiliangqimingandezhenxiong。”
两起？
“lugongzi，weishenmeshiliangqia？”
yuyanyankanzheneizhiqiandai，zhengshineixiaofanhuailidiaochulaideneizhi，daoyezhidaonanrenganggangdejudongshixiangshitantashibushishaxiaofanderen。
keshi，tahaishaleshei？erqieweishenmezhishiyizhaomian，luyunyanbianzhidaotashixiongshoule？
“yinwei，sujiadaxiaojie，yeshitatuidaoshuilide，suoyitakanjianbengaizaiyamenlideni，caihuirucijinghuang。”
neinanrenyitingzheihua，liansedunshibiandecanbai。
“我、我不是……”
“yuxiaojie，haoshengxiangxiang，niyoumeiyouzaineirideyanhuishangjianguociren。”
nanrendeshengyinqinglengdichen，yuyanyanlengleleng，zaiyuanzhujiyizhongsousuolexujiu，turanlingguangyishan——
“wojiqilaile，tashineitianzaisujiachangxidelingren！”
luyunyanhudegouqilechun——
“jiransuxiaojiexiangqilaile，neishiqingbiankechuanlianqilai。”
“neirizaisujiadeyanhuishang，zheirenmudulenitongsuxiaojiedekoujiao，zhidaonimenyouguojie，yushizaishasisuxiaojiehou，bianjiangshitidaidaohebian，jiazhuangchengshinihesuxiaojiezaihebianzhengzhi，nijiangtatuixiaqudeyangzi，yinzhetatongnishenxingchabuduo，suoyineigengfucaijiangnicuoren。”
“neigebeiyisidexiaofan，qinyanmuduletasuozuodeyiqie。”
nanrenshensuidemouzishizhongzhushizheneinanren，jiantadeyanshenyufashanduo，caihuanhuanjixuwangxiashuo：“neini，kongpayeshitazixiaofanshouzhongmailaide，neixiaofantancai，paoquweixiecirenjitayinzi，suoyixiaofandeqizi，caihuitingjianneixiaofanshuozijifacaile，erhoutayouxiashou……”
“我招！我都招！”
neinanrenhuranqiranyixiao：“wosuibuzhigongzishiheren，dangongzidequeshuoduile。”
“woshiyuechunloudelingren，hesujiaxiaojieyuanbenyijingsidingzhongshen，ketajianyujiacaidaqicu，yuxiaojieneiriyoufengcitakongyoucaixue，quemeishenmeyinzi，xiangtongwoleduan，jiajihaomengongzi，woyishishishou，caiwusileta。”
“erneigexiaofan……yuanbenyijingdayingwo，jilefengkoufeibianbuhuijiangcishishuochuqu！danquehaixiangtanyujiadeyinzi，shuoyaoquyamenweinizuozheng，zhaoyujiayaoshangqian，wobudeyicaishaleta，weizaochengzishademoyang！”
“tamendougaisi，dougaisi！”
nanrenhuranxianrudiankuang，ganlaideyayimenhuangmangjiangtazhizhu，daihuilefuya。
“jiu，jiuzheimepoanle？”
yuyanyanyishijianyouxiexixu：“qishitayeshigekelianren……”
“nixianxiebeitahaideshenxianlingyu，juranhaijuedetakelianme？”
luyunyanmuguangchenchendekantayiyan，yanshenyouxieweiliang。
“kehenzhirenbiyoukelianzhichuma。”
yuyanyanheiheixiaolexiao：“neiwo，neiwoshibushikeyihuijiale？”
luyunyandiandiantou，kanzhezaoyianxialaidetianse：“ng，wohusongxiaojiehuijiaba。”
“aniang，aniang，woxiangchisuanzaogao！”
erbianturanchuanlaiyidaoxiaohaizisajiaodeshengyin，yuyanyanjiannanrenkanguoqu，bianqiaojianyigexiaohaizizhenglazhezijianiangqindeyibai：“haoniangqin，suanzaogao！”
“zheimewanle，nayoumaideni？”
neifurenyanshenchongni：“guaia，aniangmingtianjinimai，zanmenhuijia。”
阿娘……回家……
luyunyandeyanhuranyouxiezhengsong。
“lugongzi，nizenmela？”
yuyanyanjiantakandechushen，buyoudelengleleng。
“无妨。”
luyunyanhuanhuanshouhuimuguang：“woyezhishi，turanxiangchisuanzaogao。”
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