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“晦气！”
wubinjianduifangzheinvrenneiyifugaogaozaishangdezitai，zhishuolelianggezi。
因为她正是倪雪。
nixueyiting，nufachongguan，zhizhewubinbianyaopokou，zhanzaiyipangweiweinuonuodeyishengquekailekou。
“xueerbiebiebie，tashishenmerenzhidenizheimeshengqima，maijiayaolaiyiyuanduodeshi，wozheijiutongzhibaoweikedeguolaibatamenhongchuqubujiudele。”
倪雪冷笑一声。
“tingdaoleba？haibukuaigun！zheilishinilaidedifangma？”
wubinkanbushangxianzaidenixue，gengjiabuxiangzaitashenshanglangfeishijian，qinghuanyishengtangna，zhuanshenbianzou，zhengdangcishi，yigelaotaibeirenchanfuzhecongyicezoujinguolai，yigeliangqiangbiandiedaozaiyishenghuaizhong。
“哎哟！！”
“你干嘛！！”
yishengzhengyaozainixuemianqianzhanshiyifanzishenshili，quebucengxiangbeirendaduan，haishigelaotaitai，qidechadianbaolecukou。
“yisheng，yisheng，wonainaibushufu，nibangbangwonainaiba。”
chanfulaotaidenianqingrenmantoudahan，yishengwangzhelaotaimianwuxuese，zhizhebuyuanchujizhendamen。
“quququ，qujizhen，guahaolema？jiaofeilema？”
nianqingrenwenshengleiyanposuo，shangqianchanfuqilaotai。
“buxing，jintianshiliyichuhuoguodianchushigu，jizhenderendoumanle，ninjiujiujiuwonainaiba。”
huayingangluo，laotaiyikouxuepenyongerchu，bupianbuyisazainixuedequnshang。
“a！”jianruidejiaoshengcipotiankong，yishengwangzhelaotaiyuefashengqi，conghuaizhongtaochuyizhangdanzi。
“quququ，xianquguahao！”
nianqingrenjizheshuangxiweiqu，zhengyuxiagui。
wubinjianzhuang，yigejianbuzouleshangqian，haimeidengnianqingrenfanying，bianjiangqichanqi。
“让我试试！”
nianqingrenbuzhigairuheshihao，zhinengsimadanghuomayi，xianzaijizhenjiebule，guawanlehaozhipalaotaitaigengjiatingbuzhule。
yipangyishengjianzhuang，chixiaozhe。
“heng！bieguaiwomeitixingni，zheirenyaoshichuleshier，womenyiyuankebufuze！”
wubinmeiyoulihui，shuangshouniezhetalaotaishouwan，tanchayifanhou，conghuaizhongquchuzhendai，shoufaxili，shiergenyinzhenruchuanhuahudiebanzaizhijianhuixuan，budaopiankebiancijinlaotaishierxueweizhizhong。
ciqingcijing，bujinshiyisheng，zaichangsuoyourendouweizhizhenjing。
tangnasuirandongxieyishu，danshishizhenzheizhongshouduanduanranbushiyigeputongdeyishengnengshizhanchude，erqieshiergexuewei，jingzhunwuwu。
“tangxiaojie，jiewoyimeiyingbi。”
tangnayileng，suiranbuzhidaotadaodixiangyongyingbizuoshenme，danhaishidileguoqu。
“给！”
zhongrenbujie，quejianwubinjieguoyingbi，qingqingbaizailaotaidemeixin，shenxileyikouqi，suijishenchudamuzhiqingqingyien，jiexialaishenqideyimufashengle，laotaidekoubikaishimaochuxuewu，buguopianke，laotaidichuideshuangmuzhongxinfangchuleguanghua。
“奶奶！”
nianqingrendahu，yipangdeyishengjianciqingjingsuixinyoukunhuoqueyijiubuganshiruo。
“heng！zheilaotaidemaoxixueguanbeiniqiangxingjiyapolie，buguoshiyilishangchangguishouduan，zheiheqiarenzhongyoushenmequbie？”
wubintaiqitou，kanzheyishengyaoleyaotou，danshizhongweifayiyan，zhizhilaotaicongdishangzhanqi。
“xiexieni，xiexieni，nianqingren！”、
suxingdelaotaizhuazhewubindeshoubufang，kandaotaanranwuyang，suoyourendebiaoqingjihuninggu。
“weishenme！bukeneng，nimingmingzhishizhaleliangzhen，jiyamaoxixueguan，tapingshenmeanranwuyang！”
yishengjile，wubinquebuyulihuisuishoucongkoudailiquchuyigebijiben，xiexiayizhangyaofangdijilaotaidesuner。
“sanwanshuijianchengyiwanshui，meirifuyongyici，wutianjiunengquanyu。”
“hao！hao！hao！xiexieshenyi！xiexieshenyi！”
wubinkanzheerrenliqu，zhuanshenbianyezhengyaolikai，quebeiyishengzaicihuanzhu。
“biezou！zheiliangrenyidingshinimengudetuo，nixianghuilewomenyiyuandemingsheng！jintiannibuhewoquzhifabumenshuoqingchu，nijiubiexiangzou。”
wubinyuanbenbingbuxianglihui，danjiantabianbenjiali，zhuanshenlveguonixuesaoleyiyanyishengbaidaguakoudaishangdemingpian。
“huzhiming，xinnaoxueguankezhuren，heng，ganggangneilaotaihuandeshenmemaobingnibuhuihaishimeikanchulaiba？”
mianduiwubinchaofeng，huzhimingzishibuhuichengren，jixuyiwubinanpairenlaiwuxianweijiekoujixufanbo。
“nishuoshenmejiushishenme，tamenkeshinideren！”
“shima？kanlaizheijiayiyuandeyishengyebuguorucima。”
吴斌冷笑。
“你！保安！”
“neiyizheiweixianshengsuojian，ganggangneiweilaotaidaodidedeshishenmemaobing？”
huzhiminghaizaihuhuanbaoan，quebeiyigeshengyindaduan，chushengzhiren，zhongqishizu，dannianjiqueyepodalexie。
“院……”
“ng！rangzheiweixiaoxiongdishuo。”
huzhiminghaimeikaikou，laozhebianweixiaodekanxiangwubin。
wubinbushishazi，zheilaotousuiranmeichuanbaidaguadanshibuguanshitantuhaishiqizhidouyinggaishizheijiayiyuanbuxiaodeshenfen，gengzhongyaodeshihuzhimingkanshangqubutaiganzhaore。
“womeixueguoxiyi，zhishilvedongzhongyi，xueyong，suanshizhongfengdeyizhong，ninganggangdoukandaole？”
吴斌试探性问道。
“ng，suanshiba，hahaha，nianqingren，zheixueyongshilaoyibeichijiaoyishengdeshuofa，buguonijinpingzhejimeiyinzhenheyigeyingbijiubaneilaotaidexuebeipailechulai，bujiandana。”
jijuhuajiunengfenxichuwubindenengnai，suishuojiachuanyishuqueshiyeshicongchijiaoyishengyipaixiangchuan，danzaizheigeshijieshang，chijiaoyishengkebingbujiandan，yanqianzheilaotouyikanbianzhiyeshigeshenzangbuluderen。
“guojiangle，yaoshimeishenmeshierdehua，wohaiyoushixianzouyibu。”
jianwubinzhuanshen，laozhemangjiangqihuanzhu。
“shaodeng，nianqingrenninengfougaosuwo，nijiaoshenme？”
“吴斌。”
shuoba，wubinlazhetangnazhuanshenjinruzhuyuanbu。
yilujixing，tangnarenyouwubinqianzhema，xinzhongqingxufuza，yishijianbuzhigaizenmeshuo，zuihouyuyanyouzhi，renyouwubinzhuazhezijideshou，zoujinyichubingfang。
“妈！”
bingchuangshang，yigenongfu，toufayouxiexuhuabai，lianshanggechushifengshuang，danqueyixinengkanchunianqingrendemoyang。
“abin！abin！nihuilaile！niangkesuanjiandaoni！”
wubinshangqianbaozhumuqin，duonianweijian，zheixieniantacongqianglindanyulihuoxialaideweiyiliyoujiushizijidemuqinhemeimei，erjinxiangjian，bianshimenghuyenanyanmanmianqingxu。
“妈，我回来了。”
tangnazaoyihewumashushi，kandaomuzituanjuxinzhonggengshihuanxi，zhishimomozuozaiyipangbushuohua，queyeduoshaoyoudiangandong。
“ma，chuyuanshouxuwoyijingbanhaole，zanmenxianzaijiuhuijiaba。”
“好！”
sanrenshoushihaoyiqie，wubindaizhesongmeixialou，qijiansongmeimeiyouwenwubinzaijianyudeshier，zaitayanzhongzijierzibuguanyoumeiyoujinguojianyu，tayongyuanshizuihaode。
“tangxiaojie，mashangnizhaokanwoma，dengwobawomasonghuijia，zaisongnihuizhongyaopu。”
“嗯嗯！”
cheshang，songmeikanzhezijierzidagaibian，yinyueganjuedaoleyidianyiyang，zhishiweicengkaikoueryi。
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