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第9章
xianxieliguishibushilingyoumude？
xintouxunsijian，wangdongneiduzijiwodanleyuyin。
“lige，zhaomanyagenjianbudaolvlaoban，jibiebugoua。daoshiwojiandaolelvshaoye，tayijingxingle，jiushi......”wangdongjingranchiyile。
worangtaganjinshuo，tayadileshengyin：“lvshaoyebujinduanlexiaobei，haibeijianchachushengzhigongnengzhangai，yijingwufashengyule。tazaiyiyuandachaodanaoshuobukeneng，tayizhizeimengde，wozaipangbiantoutoutingdaode。”
无法生育？
zhangneifurendefengshuigejukaishifaweile，wufashengyuhaizhishixiaoshi，mingcaishidashi。
“wangdong，nigaosulvshaoye，wokeyizhihaota，dantabunengduirenherenshuo，yiqiemimixingshi，erqietadebangmangyinjiantafuqin，bunengrangtamuqinhejiemeizhidao。”wozhenzhuodao。
wangdongjixuyazheshengyin：“lige，zhennengzhihao？renjiayuanzhangdouxuanpanwufashengyule......”
“nitingwodejiushile，lvshaoyezhiyaodaying，nijiulaijiewo。”
“行，我信李哥！”
buzaiduoshuo，wodengwangdongxiaoxijiuxingle。
buguowoneixinyoudianyihuo，anlilaishuo，zheizhangneifurendefengshuiyijingbaixiahenjiule，weihelvshaoyexianzaicaiwufashengyu？erqietaduozaiduonanqueshucibusi，fangfoyoushenlingbiyouyiyang。
woyishijianyexiangbumingbai，xianchidunbaode，ranhoukankan《tianditaiqingshenjian》，zhaozhaopojiezhangneifurenfengshuidefazi。
yigeduoxiaoshihou，wangdonghezhaomanyiqilaile。
“lishiyi，duibuqi，wowufajiejinlvlaoban，tazheiyangdedarenwugenbenbujiguangbotaimianzi。”zhaomanyouxieyumen，tachilebie。
wangdongyipaixiongfu：“xiaomanwufang，wozheibuchenggonglema？lvshaoyeyijingdayinggenligehezuole。”
“tadayingdedaoshitingshuangkuaide，xinfengshui？”wowenleyiju。
“tabuxin，dantajingchangdaomei，yeshipale，ningkexinqiyoubukexinqiwu，fanzhengshishiyebuchikui。”wangdonghahayixiao，“lige，zanmenkaigongba，woyaojianzhengqiji！”
taxiangkanwozenmeyizhilvshaoye。
woshuomeiwenti，chufaba。
anzhaowodeyaoqiu，wangdongxiankaichequmailezhusha、huangzhi，yijiyigebanmigaodezhushengmapusaxiang，suoweizhushengma，jiushisongziniangniang，zaiminnanyidaihenshichuming，zhangguanshengyu。
maiwanlezheixie，wangdongwenwohaiyaoqunali。
woyizhifengtoushan：“zaiqulvjiazufen，zheicikaojinlekan。”
“a？yaopazhufenga，wobudeleisi？”wangdongliandoubaile，xuhantiqianmaole。
woshuonigangsongzouleesigui，shentizhengshixuyaoduanliandeshihou，xiangbuxiangbianchengshoushoudesijingzi？
tayiyaoya，youkankanguangcaikerendezhaoman，zhongzhongdiantou。
爬就爬！
buzaiduoshuo，womensanrenzhongxinhuidaofengtoushan，hualezuzuyigebanxiaoshi，kesuandengshanglezhufeng。
zheizhufenggaodasanshizhang，conglinmaomi，zaishantoudayuebailaipingfangmidekongdishanglizheyizuohanbaishifenmu，zangzhelvshaoyedeyeyenainai，fenmushiwumikaiwaihaiweiraozheshierkesongshu，wanruhuweiyiyangshouhuzhelvjiazufen。
fentousanshu，song、bo、liu，doushijihaodezhiwu，zheilvjiazufenhaishimanjiangjiude。
“lishiyi，nikanneikesongshukule。”zhaomanzheishifaxianleyikekuweidesongshu，zaidongnanfangxiang。
wozouguoqupailepaisongshudeshugan，haihenjieshi，danshuyequequanbukuhuang，henshiguaiyi。woxuandingyigenshuzhibaiduan，faxianzhiganhaishishirunde。
wangdongjianzhuangjingqidao：“shuyequannimahuangle，zhiganhaishishide？bukexue！”
yibanlaishuo，shusieryehuang，danzheikesongshudezhiganhaihuozhe，shuyequexiangshiyiyekuhuangle。
womeiyoushuohua，dingzhezhigankanlekan，youbakaizacao，wanglewangshuhou。shuhouqueshixuanyale，rutongyigeaocao，beilingkongkanleyidaoyiyang。
zheishishanmaideqikou，riyedouyoushanfengchuifuzheikesongshu。
“songshubuhuang，houdaichengliang。zheikeshuweiyudongnanxunwei，zhusheng。youchuyuqikouzhishang，shizheilifengshuideguanjiandian，ruobushizheikesongshudangzhezhangneifurendeshaqi，lvshaoyezaojiusile。”wotanlekouqi，yijingmingbailvshaoyeweihexianzaicaizaoyang。
wangdongchoulechou，bumingjueli：“zheisongshuzaixuanyakou，poyouyifudangguanwanfumokaizhishia。”
“dui，wogujibujurenzoudecongmang，meiyousuanjihaozheikeshu，jilvjianandingliulegeshengkou。zhengshiyoulezheigeshengkou，lvjiaxianrencainengbihulvshaoyezhangda，ai。”woqingqingpailepaishugan。
zhaomanzhayan：“lishiyi，nitanshenmeqi？”
“lvjiaxianrenmeiyoutoutai，yizhijiezhuzheikesongshudidangzhangneifurendeshaqi，erjinhunfeiposanle，suoyisongshuhuangle，lvshaoyeyesidaolintoule。”wodaochuleyuanyou。
zhaomanchijingdidengyan：“hunfeiposan......”
“shia，sileyebudeansheng，shoujinfengshuishaqizhemo，zaonie。”wodunlexialai，molemosongshudixiadenitu。
nituyougufangxiangzhiqi，erqieshidushizhong，youchongyingdexunweizhishengqi。
“wangdong，wazheilidetuerliang，qushupibazhangdayikuai。”wodingzhudao，wangdongdangjimangleqilai。
zhaomanwenwowatuqupizuoshenme，wojieshi：“xianzuyouling，zufenfengshuizaibuhao，yeyidingyoubihuhoudaideyijiao，wobenxiangwafentu，meixiangdaohaiyouyikeshuzaizheilidangzaiduonian，neizheikeshujiushibihuhoudaideyijiao，shuxiatuheshushangpidouyoudayong。”
zhaomaneeliangsheng，yebuzhidaoxiangshenme，duizhefenmuhesongshubailebai：“daraole，nimenanxiba。”
wangdongneibiankuaishoukuaijiao，henkuaiwaletuqulepi。
womenyebuduoliu，xiashanhuishiqu。
zaicheshangwobimuyangshen，suikouwenleyiju：“wangdong，lvxiaojiexinggeruhe？”
“a？lvxiaojiea，shigenvqiangren，tebielengku，womenhaishibiezhaoretale。”wangdonghuidao。
woluchuqiguaidexiao：“tahenkuaijiuyaobianle，zheishifengshuishaqidefanshi。”
“变？”赵曼疑惑。
“lvjiazufendedongnanxunweiyouqikou，ruguobazhufengshanyakanzuoyitiaozhilu，neijiushizhiludaoleqikouturanyiguai，zheijiaofangong。xunweiyingnvweifengdangzhiwei，zuijiliushuihedaoludezhichonghuofangong。”
“erzhangneifurenwangnv，xunweiyoufangong，xianzaisongshukuhuangle，shaqibukezudang，bijiangjiachizailvxiaojieshenshang，tahui......”
我说一截不说了。
wangdonghezhaomantongshiwenwo：“tahuizenyang？”
“yin。”wodaleyigezi，tangzhexiuxi。
zhaomanyileng，ranhouqiaolianyihong，yikaishixiankanchuangwai。
wangdongzecuocuoshou，luchuwocuodebiaoqing：“zheiganqinghaoa，benyingjunshaonian，zhenghaokeyihuihuilvxiaojie......”
“xianquyiyuankankanlvshaoye。”
“好勒！”
chezijiakuaisudu，henkuaidaolediyirenminyiyuan。
lvshaoyezaidandudebingfang，tanwangtaderenhenduo，womendengdaoletianheicaijinqu。
wangdongxiantoutoumomoqudalegezhaohu，quedinganquanlecaijiaowohezhaomanjinqu。
wojinquyikan，faxianlvshaoyemiansefaheiditangzaibingchuangshang，yilianshengwukelian，yaosibuhuode。
tayoushouxiaobeiduanle，baozhehouhoudeshabu，haixiangshangdiaozhe，xiangdanghuaji。
woguantamianxiang，jiegongduoanchenqieyouheiban，dazaidananyijingdangbuzhule，jiusuanzhihaoleshoushang，chuyuanyehuidaomeiersi。
“lvshao，zheiweijiushilidashi，wobangninqinglaile。”wangdongchanmeidixiaodao。
lvshaoyetoudoubuhui，yizhidingzhechuangwaikan，shensemamu，yanjiaoyouleihen，sihukuguo。
wobiandao：“shibushimengjianniyeyenainaile？”
lvshaoyemengdihuitou：“nizenmezhidao？”
“nisixingfeixing，yinggaishuileyijue，yanjiaoyouleishimenglikuqi，niyeyenainaigennigaobiele。”
lvshaoyeyixiazizuoleqilai，jingshibugushangtong：“dui，woduitamengenbenmeiyouyinxiang，buzhiweiheturanmengjian，erqiewoshifenbeishang，zheishizenmele？”
“xuemaixianglian，niyouganenzhixin，yebuwangniyeyenainaiyizhibihuni。”woqingqingyixiao。
lvshaoyegaobudong，zhaomanjiubasongshukuhuangdeshishuole，lvshaoyetingzhetingzheyoukaishiluolei，zuihouhaotaodaku。
banxiangtacaiwenzhushen，duiwogongjingdao：“lidashi，wangdongshuowojiazufenbeigaile，daodizenmehuishi？”
woguantashenseshifenjianyi，qingxushoufaziru，shigelebudededazhangfu。kexizufenfengshuibuwangta，tayizhiyuyubudezhi。
“shiguanzhongda，lvshaoyetinglexianfangzaixinli，gaizenmezuotingwoanpai。”woyansujinggao。
lvshaoyezhengzhongdiantou，baozhengtingwode。
我这才说了个清楚。
lvshaoyetinghouyaoyachechi：“yuanlairuci，huangyawen，nihaohendexin，wokeshinierzi！”
黄雅雯？
“tama，lvlaobandelaopo。”wangdongxiaoshengdao。
“lvshaoye，qiansihudejianzaokeshiyounimuqinzuozhude？”woganjuezhuadaolexiansuo。
“shi，biaomianshangwojiashiwofuqinzuozhu，shijishangwofuqinzhiyougufenmeiyouguquan，womuqinyizhiqiaobuqita，yebuaiwo，zhiaiwomeimei。”lvshaoyeniejinlequantou。
“neihuangyawenweishajiajiniba？”zhaomanyiwen。
“wobuzhidao，zongzhihenxiaodeshihou，tajiutiantiancuicuwobaqianzufen，shuoyigedashikanhaoleyanzifuliangdefengshuibaodi，keyiwangwomensandai。”lvshaoyeyebujie。
wozhuomoleyifandao：“lvshaoye，jiangnifuqinmuqindechushengnianyueriheshichendougaosuwo。”
lvshaoyedangjishuole，woqiazhipansuan，suanchuletaliangdebazi，buyouyijing。
“renshenxinhaiguisiyimao，nibadebazicaideshishenhuozheshangguanxiangsheng，shizuihaodebazizhiyi，zheizhongnanrentianshengfadacai。”
“wuwudingsidingchougengzi，nibazicaixingbeirigansuoke，shenruocailei，naizuichadebazizhiyi，zheiyangdenvrenyibeiziqiongkumingqiejianxiexurong，weiqiufuguibuxiyiqie。”
liangrenbazigenbenhebulai，huangyawenkendingzhidaode。
wohudixiangmingbaile，qianzufen、zhangneifuren、nandingwang，zheiyiqiedoushihuangyawendegaimingcuoshi，tayaonitiangaiming，jianglvjiademing，gaidaotahuangjiashenshangqu！
ertabeihoukendingyougaorenzhidian，neigaorenbachengjiushizaiqiansihubuxiaguikaibamendemuhouheishou，shuobudingguikaibamenshihuangyawenjidebaochou！
laozikesuandaizhuzhengzhule！
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