《yongyouwuxianwuzidewo，zaimoshitangying》zheibenxiaoshuozhangjiehenxiyinyanqiu，rangrenkanleaibushishou，gushiqingjieyihuankouyihuan，gushizhizhongdezhujiaochendongxieanqi，quzhechuanqidegushizhendehennairenxunwei，kanlehenduoxiaoshuo，zheishizuihaode！xiaoshuojingxuan:yigeshangwuguoqu，chendongsuiranshouhuopofeng，danhaishimeiyoukandaotaqiwangzhongneixiedongxidezongji。wucanshijian，chendongduanzheyifenchaofanchizhe，tu……
chendongzoudaochaoshimenkou，touguofengxiwangwaikanqu，faxianmenwaizhanzheyigenvren，
十分！
tayebutaihuiyongshenmebiyuexiuhua、chuchudongrenquxingrong。
jizheigenvrendamanfen，jiuyijingzhengmingyiqie。
chendongjianguobushaonvren，danzheigenvrenquenengrangtayanqianyiliang。
guangshizheiyanzhi，qimanengpaizaitasuojianguodenvrenzhongdiyiwei！
“你是谁？”
chendongmeiyoudiyishijiandakaimen，ershizailimiandashengwenhua。
xieanqimanlianjiaojiheaiqiu。
“xiaogege，woliuluozaiwaibianyitianle，shenmewuziyemeiyou，nixianrangwojinlaiba！zhihoujinizuoniuzuomawodouleyi！”
陈东皱了皱眉。
lvejiasisuohou，congbeibaoquchumuban，dakailechaoshidamen。
“谢谢小哥哥……”
nvrenzoujinlai，lianmangxiangchendongdaoxie。
laidaozheigemorishijie，takeshiyizhibeisangshizhuigan，haojicidouchadiansidiao。
xianzaijiandaoyigetonglei，yixiazijiuyoulejifenanquangan。
danjiuzaizheigeshihou，chendongqueturanchushou。
zainvrenhaimeiyoufanyingguolaideshihou，henhenyijishoudaodazaitahoujing，jiangtadayunzaidi。
ranhou，chendongmashangguanbichaoshidamen，banvrenyongshengzikunqilaibaoshangerlou。
人心隔肚皮。
zaimoshizhizhong，duidaimoshengren，zaijinshendoubuweiguo。
yidancuoxinlebieren，fuchudekenengjiushishengmingdedaijia。
……
nvrenhunhunchenchendixingguolai，houjingrengshitengdelihai。
zhengxiangshenshourouyirou，quefaxianzijiyijingbeishengzikundejiejieshishi。
“你醒了？”
chendongchizhemianbao，zoudaozheigenvrendemianqian。
nvrenshenqingyouxiejingkong，shijingzhengzhaqilai。
“nixiangganshenme，zhibuzhidaozheishifanfade……”
chendongtingle，renbuzhuyishengchixiao。
momingqimiaolaidaozheigesuishidouyoukenenggepideshijie，haijiangshenmefanbufanfa。
怕不是搞笑。
chendongdunlexialai，youshouzhijiefangzainvrenaorendeshiyexianshang，xiaozheshuodao：“meibanfa，fangrenzhixinbukewua。woyemeibanfaquedingnishibushihaoren，zhinengxianbangqilai，ranhou，zaimomonideliangxinkankanle！”
nvrenbeituruqilaideheishouheleyitiao，yanjiaoweiweitiaodong。
youxienaonudeshuodao：“wangbadan，youbenshifanglewo，worangnihaohaomomoliangxin！”
chendongshoulianqilianshangdebiaoqing。
zhanqishen，mianwubiaoqingshuodao：“niyigejiexiaqiu，haigenwotantiaojian？shibushitaigaoguzijidemeilile？shuojubuhaotingde，wobangzhenizhijielaiyichangqiangxingplay，niyounengzenmeyang？”
nvrenyaozhezuichunchenmobuyu。
tayeqingchu，chendongshuodehua，bianshishishi。
chendongzuozaishafashangdianranleyigenxiangyan，erhoujixushuodao：“shuochunidemingzihelaili，xingxuwohainengliuniyitiaoming。”
shuowanzhihou，jingjingdengdailenvrenhaojifenzhong，zheicaidengdaonvrendapochenmo。
“wojiaoxieanqi，shiyimingyisheng，beisangshizhuigan，wuyizhongpaoguolaide。”
医生？
chendongduixieanqidezhiyehenganxingqu。
zaizheiyangdemorishijieli，youyigeyisheng，neikeshishengcundebaozhang。erqie，zaishuangfangziyuandeqiantixia，keyiqiandingqiyue，buyongdanxinzhongchengdewenti。
chendongdanxiaoshuodao：“genzhewo，baonihuoshi，yihoujiushiwoderenle。lingwai，weilefangxin，haideqiandingzhupuqiyue。”
xieanqixianranyezhidaozijidezhiyesuodailaidedeyoushi，yaoleyaotoujujue。
chendongsonglesongjian，bujiyuyishi。
shuangfangmeiyoumaodunyuchouhen，tadaoshibuhuisangxinbingkuang，guyishanghaiduifang。
danzanshiyebunengfangren，xiaoxinshidewannianchuan。
suihou，tacongbeibaonachuyigenhuotuichang，zaixieanqimianqiandakuaiduoyi。
kanzhexieanqitoutouhuadongdehoulong，chendongyibianchizhe，yibianshuodao：“gangcaiwangleshuo，nideliangxin，henrun。”
xieanqixiuhonglelian，yaozheya，xinlihenbudeyaosizheigekeedeqingnianren。
tacengjiheshibeiyigenanrenzheibanduidaiguo？
zuzhouniwannianbuxiang，hunshenzhangmanhongmao。
chendongyixinxiangyaozhaolanxieanqizheigeyishengjiaruziji，danbuxiangyongqiangxingdeshouduan，ershiweibiliyou、xuxutuzhi。
chiwanhuotuichanghou，chendongcongbeibaolinachuzhijincalecazui，manyididaleyigebaoge。
“你饿了么？”
xieanqizhigougoudikanzhechendong，youxiefennudeshuodao：“nidakebubizheiyangxinongwo。”
chendongcongbeibaolinachuyipingshui，dakaigaizididaoxieanqizuibianweitahexia，chengkendishuodao：“xieyisheng，woshizhendexiangqingnijiaru，yirisancanjueduibuhuishao，zheigewodabaopiao，erqieyouwozai，wohuibaozhengnideanquan。”
koukeyijiudexieanqigubushanghuida，pinlemingsidijiangshuitunxiaqu，tineidedunshiqinliangshitajingshenzhenfen。
hewanshuihou，qingxiaodao：“xiaogege，zheijiushiniduiwodechengyime？”
chendongmianshangyilianmihuodebiaoqing，xiaozhewendao：“zenme？wojinishuihe，nandaobushiwozuidadechengyime？”
xieanqishengyinyouxiezhandou。
“suoyinijiwoheningmengshui，shixiangrangwogengeme？”
chendongtaiduchengkendishuodao：“xieyisheng，ningmengshuikeshiwozuixihuanhedeyinliaole，kucunyebuduo，zheidounachulaijinihe，nizheixiehuazhenshitairangwoxinhanle。”
“buguo，niyaoshijuedeele，zhixuyaonidiandiantou，dayingwodetiaojian，wolimajiunengrangnibaocanyidun！”
xieanqikanzhemanlianxiaoyidechendong，qideshenziweiweizhandou。
tazhidao，yanqianzheigenanrenjiushizaixishuaziji，bipotachenfu。
“nijiusilezheitiaoxinba！wojiushiesi，congzheitiaoxiaqubeisangshichidiao，yebuhuichinideyidiandongxi！”
chendongyebuzaiyi，ershijixushitanxieanqidexinlifangxian：“yaobu，woxiamianjinichi？haodaiyeshifengfudanbaizhi……”
谢安琪一声怒吼。
“滚！”
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