《youyu！xiaomeirenchenglecaohandalaozhangxinjiao》shiyibuyinrenrushengdexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo，youzuojiatudoushaoniunanqingqingdazao。gushizhujiaoliangjingxuanlusuidemingyunyuaiqing、youqinghefuchoujiujiezaiyiqi，yinfalewujindexijuxinghejinzhanggan。benshuyiqijingrendeqingjiezhuanzhehebizhenderenwuxingxiangertuoyingerchu。“biewonangle，ganjinqushangcesuo，wozaiwaimiandengni。”lusuibashoudiantongdijita，liangjingxuanyaoleyaochun，xiangshixiangshuoshenme，zuihou……。
tiangangmengmengliang，chenwuliaoraozhejingmideyunwucun，louleyidianguangdewuzili，liangjingxuanpazainanrenbaomanfuyoudanxingdemaisexiongjishang，shuidehenxiang，haishibushidezazhexiaozui，liangzhibairuandeshoulouzhulenanrendebozi，liangtiaotuibajianshuoyaojiadejinjinde。
lusuiyanxiaquanshiwuqing，tazuowanjiumeizenmeshui，jiangyingdetaiqishou，zhengzhunbeibatadeshoubaikai，liangjingxuanbataloudegengjinle，haiyongbizicengleceng，huxiyizhong，xiangshitoujiangsidebashoushoulehuiqu。
manzhangdedengdai，shiyichangnanaokuxing，lusuiquerenliangjingxuanshuichenhou，hencubaodebatabaikai，suihouhuangluandetaolilefangjian……
xishudehualeyigeduoxiaoshi，you40duofenzhongdouzaichongliangshuizao。
yichuqujiuwendaohennongliedefanxiang，songhuizizaichufangchaozuotianshengdefan，dalewuliugejidan，guomandanyehezhuyoudemifan，youhuangyouliang，youwangwangde。chuguoqiansaleyibayecong，chanderenzhiliukoushui。
“xiaosuiqile？！”songhuizinalegeqinghuacidedawan，shengdemanmandangdangde，“ershen，niyechi。”
“nibuyongguanwo，nichi，woqunatangcigangjinizhuangyihushui！”
songhuizibayaoyongdaodequanzhuangzailezhulanzili，lusuikanzhezhulanzimouseanleyixia，shizuotianliangjingxuantizhequsongfandeneige，dangshimangzhebeitahuilaijiubazhulanzizangzaileyumiganzidixia。
“shiniershunahuilaide。”lusuigezhefahuangdeboliwangyuanzilikan，shijidaideyumiduichenglexiaoshan，“mianbaochebushihuailema？”
songhuizixiaolexiao，“tashikanghuilaide，conglingchensidianyizhikangdaolewudian，houlaikangbudongle，qugebigennizhangshujieletuichetuihuilaide。”
lusuicumei，lujunyizhidoushicunlilanhan，meiquxifuerqiankaodiemayang，dageyang，qulexifuerhoujiukaoxifueryang，bishuitianlidemahuanghaihuixixue。
lusuijiantaganguodenonghuo，baikai10geshouzhitoudounengshudeguolai，zheixiazituranqinkuailehaiyoudianbutaixiguan，“tashibushiyouqianrenqianle？”
songhuiziyongweiquncalecashou，“yinggaibuhui，woyitianjiujita10kuaiqian，taqianbulesheide。”lusuiyemeiwangshenxiangle，tizhezhulanzijiuquleyumidili。
chenxidetaiyanghaibuzenmela，zhaozairenshenshanglanyangyangde，lusuibaidehenkuai，dabanshangdegongfujiubaileyidakuaiyumidi。
daozhuoshaodezhengwudeshihou，jiuzhishengyixiaokuaierle。lusuidasuanyingkangzhe，baiwanlejiuhuiqu，dengxiawutaiyangluoxiaqulezaihuilaikang。
“laogong！”lusuihaimeizhuanguoshenqu，jiubeiyigeruanruandeshenziconghoumianbaozhule。
lusuibaiyumideshoujiangzhule，tayebuzhidaozheixiaoshaziyoushenmemoli，zhiyaoyikaojin，tajiuhuifangcundaluan，biandebuxiangziji。“laogong……nizenmebuhanwo？”ruanruandeshengyinhenweiqu。
“撒开手！”
“buyao！”liangjingxuanledegengjinle。
lusuicuchuanzhe，dichensangyinshuo，“nixiansakai……”
“不要……”
“neinizheiyangwozenmechiwufan？！”lusuixiongbabade，liangjingxuan“e”leyisheng，songkaileshou，tayanjinghonghongde，xiangzhixiaotuzi，toufaruanruande，renyeruanruande，kelusuibuganzaiduokanyiyan，shengpayouzailejinqu！
tukanshang，liangjingxuandaizhelusuidecaomao，bazhangdadelianbeizheleyidaban，juanzhangdejiemaoyizhanyizhande，jiekaizhulanzishangdebu，limianshibaibaipangpangdebaozi。
“zhuroubaicaixiande，wobaode！danwobaodebuhaokan，ershenbaodehaokan……”liangjingxuanzhizhezuishangmianchouchoudebaozishuo。
lusuiquleyiyan，henxianqi，“chousile！”naqilai，yaoleyidakou，jiaoleliangxia，“nanchisile！”
liangjingxuanchuolechuoshou，“neiwoxiacibubaole……”
lusuimouseyian，tiantianchun，youdianyiyouweijindeyisi，choudebaozi，jibenshangdoubeitachiguangle。liangjingxuannaodaigezaixigaishang，yanyande，lusuiyaxiazuijiao，youzhongdechengdechangkuai。
“sheiya？！**dezaiyumidilixiagao！”yidaocuguangwanweideshengyincongtamenshenhouxiangqi。lusuiceguoshen，mizhemouzikanguoqu，sanluncheshangdenanrenluozheshangbanshen，shenmaisedepifu，kuankuodejianbang，zhangxianghenyougongjixing，meigufengli，bilianggaoting，yikanjiushibuhaorederen。
“yuzeying！**dehuonileshibushi？！”lusuicongyumidilijianlekuaishitouzaguoqu，yuzeyingceleceshenduoleguoqu，“haodadehuoqi，zheideshibieleduojiuya？”
liangrencongchuankaidangkujiuzaiyiqiwan，manle18jiuruwu，yuzeyingshilujunhangkongbing，lusuishiyezhanjun，shenfenteshu，zaijiashangguanxiadijiaoyuan，yaoliangsanniancainengjianshangyimian。
“yingge！”liangjingxuantiantiandehanleyisheng。“ei！”yuzeyingcongsanluncheshangxialai，xianqigaizheroudebaibu，tiaoleyikuaizuihaodewuhuarou，bujibuxuzoudaoliangrenmianqian，didaoliangjingxuanshouli，“xuanbao，nahuiquranghuishenjinizuohuarou。”
liangjingxuansaihuiqu，duodaolusuihoumian，“bunengyao，ershenshuo，nibushouqian，bunengyao！”
yuzeying“ze”leyisheng，kanxianglusui，“wojidenilianpitinghoude，nilaopozenmejiubuxiangnini？”
lusuitingchuletadeyeyu，yidianyemeigentakeqi，duoguotashoulidewuhuarou，rengjinlekongzhulanli，“nizenmehaimaishangroule？nigebushizaishilidangguanerma？tameijinianpaigongzuo？”
“woshitiwobaqusongrou，tadangguanshitadeshier，genwoyoumaoguanxia？！erqiewotaniangyexuebuhuiayufengcheng，dangsunzizheizhongshier，tayigerenquzuojiuxingle！”
yuzeyingpiedaozhulanzilidebaozi，“zhenghaoele，wonaliangge！”
shuoshinaliangge，shijishangshinalewuge，lusuilianchenlexiaqu，“tansinisuanle！”
“chinilianggebaozijiuzheimexiaoqi，wohaimeiguainiyihuilaijiubacunlidedaguniangxiaoguafujigouzouleni！”
lusuilianseweilengdipieletayiyan，“xiangsinijiuzhishuo！”
yuzeyingxijiaomanyan，“woyoumeiluanshuo，nikan，xiaoguafubujiulailema？！”
geleliangkuaiyumidideyangchangxiaodaoshang，zoulaileyigechuanzheyitiaolansemianbuqundenvren，wuheidezhangfashuchenglelianggemahuabian，yipinyixiao，gourenshehun，gengbuyaoshuotachuchukeliandeshihoule。
“ludage，wojiadeyumidizaizuidixia，sanlunchejinbulai，ninengbangwokangshanglaima？jiuyidai……”
lusuiyiyanjiurenchuleta，shizhuzaitajiahoumiandezhoujiaxifuer，linjiaojiao，jiaguolaideneiyinian，tazhenghaoxiujia，haiquzuoguobanlang，kexijiaguolaihaibudaoyinian，talaogongjiusile。
zheibuzhiyouyigenande，ketapianpianjiuzhijiaolusui，mingyanrendounengkanchumaoni。
liangjingxuanxiangquzhuailusuideyifu，rangtabiequ，kelusuiyijingqiangxianyibudayingle，“hao。”
liangrenyiqianyihoudezoule，liangjingxuanchichidekanzhe，youxieshouzuwucuo，“laogong……weishenmeyaogentaqu？”
yuzeyingdouta，“yinweitaxiongdaya，suizizuixihuandejiushitazheizhongnvrenle！”
liangjingxuanxinligedengleyixia，yuzeyingshuoshenmetatingbujianle，yixizhijidetahaoxiangshuotahaiyaoqusongrou。
tadunzaitukanshang，kanzhezhulanzilidebaozi，xiaoluyanyuelaiyuehong。lusuikangwanjiuzou，linjiaojiaobachuiluandetoufaliaodaoerhou，zhuishangqu，“ludage，woqingnichigefanba！”
lusuiwangqianzoujibulakaijuli，“buyong，xiaoshieryi！”
huiqudeshihou，lusuizhikandaoleliangjingxuanyigeren，“laogong！”liangjingxuantingdaojiaobusheng，xiudeyixiazhanqilai，diediezhuangzhuangdechaotapaoqu，“laogong，wodedale！nibiexihuanta，xihuanwohaobuhao？”
lusuikanxiangtatingqilaideda“xiong”。yizhenyanheierming，ejiaoqingjindoubengchulaile，huxijicu，cubaodelaxiatadelingkou，“xiong”yigejieyigedediaolexialai，biepingdexiongshang，hongleliangdakuaier。
“nishibushiyoubinga？！”houshengyinhenda，haihenxiong，liangjingxuanxinliyitu，shengyinhenruodeshuo，“laogong……wozhishi……xiangrangnikanwoyigerende……”
“妈的！”
lusuizhangbeiyiche，daizheliangjingxuanhenhendezouleyidun，tingxialaideshihou，liangjingxuanmanlianleihen，zhanshideheisezhangjiefangfobinsidieyizuihoudezhandong……
“nidawo……woyaoqugaosuershuershen！rangtamendani！”tayaozhezuichun，zhanweiweidezouhuigangcaidegangcaidetukanshang，jiannandetiqizhuangzhewuhuaroudezhulanzi，zishihenguaiyidezoule，yibianzouyibiancayanlei。
lusuifanzaodebaiduanleyigenyumiganzi，“made……！”
yuzeyingsongwanrouhuilaideshihou，lusuidunzaitukanshang，diaozhegouweibacao，yiliandeyumen，“yo，haizhidaohuilai，wohaiyiweinigenxiaoguafuzoulejiubuhuihuilailelei！”
lusuilengbingbingdexieletayiyan，“niyaoshibuhuishuohuajiubazuibishang，bibule，jiuguolaiwobangnigele！”
yuzeyingxipixiaoliandebaibaishou，“cuolecuole！”xunshiyiquan，bujianliangjingxuan，“xuanbaohuiqule？”
lusuichediaogouweibacao，buqingbuzhongde“ng”leyisheng。
“ei，haiyoulianggebaozi！zhenghaowohaiezhe，wonazoule！”yuzeyingshouhaimeishenjinzhulanzilijiubeilusuidadiaole，“zheilianggebuxing！”
“weishenme？！”yuzeyingwen。
lusuiyaleyasangzi，“woyemeibao……”
“neiwomenyirenyige！”yuzeyingyoubashoushenlejinqu，“buxing！”lusuibalianggebaozizuanzaishouli，xiangshishengpatahuilaiqiang，lianggebaozi，yigeyaoleyikou，yuzeyingshunjianjiumeileweikou。
“吝啬鬼！”
lusuihanjiandemeimahuiqu，zhishijianmowuyandebalianggebaozichiwanle，yebuzhidaoshibushibaozitaitangle，chiwanhenjiule，tadeshouhaishihentang……
