阴阳鱼匠游三玩水-著

小说简介

koubeichaogaodexuanyilingyixiaoshuo《yinyangyujiang》，zuoyimaxiaowanshijuqingfazhanlibukaideguanjianjiaose，wucuobanjuqingmiaoshu：“hongyanbominga，hongyanbominga……”laojiachouzheyan，nannandishuodao，taitouchoulewoliangyan，jiezheshuoleyigelingwowubizhenjingdexiao……

精彩章节

bujincaipiaodiandegukemengle。

我特么也懵了。

ganjinqiangguotashouzhongdeguagualeyikan，erdengjiang，wuqiankuai。

jiexialai，libeishiyoumailejizhangguaguale，jieguodaxiaobudeng，jibaijiqiandejiangdouyou，**nimadedamashengyizhicongcaipiaodianlibiaochu。

tashahongleyan，wenwonengbunengmaishuangseqiu，boyibo，youtingjianenmo。

wogaojieta，shuangseqiuyaoxuanhaodengkaijiang，niyunqizheimewang，caipiaodianderengenzhenixuantonghao，yifacaimiqun，quanchengtonggen，nengzhonggejimao，maiguagualedele，yaoshazixingche！

libeishitingcongwoquangao，yizhimaiguaguale。

yigexiaoshi，zheihuojingranshiliuwanruzhang。

zhengzaicishi，wochoujianyugangliyiheiyibailiangtiaojinzunyuturanbazuilidetongqianjitulechulai。zhuanyanyikan，libeishilianshanghongguangmeile，huifulezhengchanglianse，qiangyunsanjinle。woganjinlazhuta，jiaobiezaimaile，zhongbulela。libeishiyagenbuxin，jixukuangmai，jieguozaleyiwankuaixiaqu，quandaleshuipiao。

他问我咋回事？

woxianglexiang，fanwendao：“zheixieniannimaicaipiaoyigonghuohuoleduoshaoqian？”

libeishimizheyanjinghuiyileyixia：“shiwuwanzuoyouba！”

我瞬间明白了。

yinyangxiaozhang，wanwushengxi，fubaopingheng。libeishizouleduoniandemeiyun，hegaihuiyunzhuanbian。jibiantabumaicaipiao，shiwuwanyehuitongguobiedefangshizhongfan。zhibuguo，tajiezhulejinzunshuabaojudeshenqi，yiyezhijianxunsujuyun，jiangqianbanhui。xianzaitayiwanquanhuiguichangshi，zaijuequxiaqu，xiaohaodequanshixiabanbeizifuqi。

yangyuzhengtong，shikeerzhi。ruguogangcaijitazuodeshiyinyu，youkenenghuiwuxiuzhidejuequtafuqi，zhibudinghuifashengshenmezaihuo。

xiangdaoci，wojingchuyishenlenghan。

wojianmingeyaodiduitajieshi。

libeishitingdeyilengyilengde，banshangzhihou，taduiwoshuo：“zuoyi，woxinni！qishiba，wotemeyezhidaozuomengzhongdajiangzheishiermeipu，kegementiantianbeirenchaoxiaobeishi，yizhiyanbuxiazheikouqi，daozhizhinianyuelaiyueshen。jintiannijiwochulekoueqi，zheiwanyierwojinhoubuwanle，tashizhaogegongzuo。jinzunyuwoyehaohaogongzhe，suanduizijiyigejiaodai。”

**！

觉悟啊！

libeishiyaofenwoyibanqian，wojianjuemeiyao。

libeishizouhou，wodiyicijuedezuoyinyangyuhainengjibierendailaihaoyun，erzheizhonghaoyun，bitazhongdajianggengyouyichu，xinliyizhengaoxing。

huipuzilushang，tongxuequnrenaoqilai。

libeishibacaipiaojiangquan、xianjinpailezhaopian，jianglejingguo，bingzhengzhongdishenming，jinhou，wojiaolibeifu！

tongxuemenfenfenbiaoshibukesiyi，youxierenjuedingguoliangtianlaizhaowo，jigenvtongxuekaishiliaosaowo，xiangbaipiaorangwosongyu，dangran，yeyoujigebierenrenweiwoguyizhaolibeishidaguanggao，dashengun。

我装逼，一概没理。

daopuzimenkou，faxianlilizhanzaimenkoudongzhangxiwang。

lilishifujindiwangyudemeizi，laojiazainongcun，chuzhongmeibiyechuoxuequnanfangdagong，renshileyigehuangmao。tanaozijinshui，xihuanshanghuangmao。huangmaochihepiaoduchoukengmengguaipiantoushidujuquan，meiqianlejiuzoulili，haibatatuijinlepiroushengyidehuokeng。liliyebuyuanhen，kaoshentiyizhiyangzhehuangmao。

pingshililichanglaiyupumaiguanshangyu。womeiyouzhiyeqishi，yipingchangxindaita，yilaierqu，shuxile。

wojiantabiqinglianzhong，jiuwentashibushiyouaidale？

lilidiantou：“shi，huangdongyaoliangqiankuai，jintianmeishengyi，zhijileyiqian。”

wozhoumeidao：“niyeshi，haonanrenyidaba，ganmafeiyaoneisilaipi？”

lilijieshi：“huangdongbushisilaipi，zhibuguohaimeidongshi，dongshileshiyigehaonanren。”

我简直无语了。

kailepuzimen，wentajintianmaidianshayu。

lilijipodiwen：“zuoge，wokandaonifapengyouquanle，yinyangyukebukeyizhaotaohua？zuijinxiyuzhongxinxinlailejigeguniang，jizhanledangao，woyoujingchangbeidadebunengjieke，shouruyiluoqianzhang。meishouruhuangdongbugaoxing，tayouyaodawo，xianruexingxunhuanle。”

**！

wozenmenengzhuzhouweinveni？xunsimeishengyizuihao，xingxuhuangmaojianlilimeiyoushuikezha，zhudonglikai，fandaoyijiangongdehaoshi，jiugaosutazhaotaohuayutaigui，zuishaoyaoliangwan，haibunengbaozhengxiaoguo，nibienongle。

liliwenyan，yaoleyaozuichun，manlianshiwangdizoule。

jiexialailiangtian，jialiuqimeilianxiwo，puzimaileyixieputongguanshangyu。

daoshiliuqingdalegedianhualai，huayuzhongtouluqiangliexingfen：“xiaozuo，numuluochajianzhitaishenqile！nizhidaoma，wobujinzaiyemeimengjianneixiaogui，laozhanghuilaile，neiyiwanshang……neisuanshuang，kebietile！yongbuleduojiu，jiejiuhuishengchugexiaozhanglai。”

wobuzhidaorangzheizhanvzhongjiantianriduibudui，zhidejiayigongxi。

liuqingyoushuo，buguomeitiankaimen，wuzizhoubianquanshixiaojiaoyin，hedewomaojialihaojitianle，zazhengni？

gujineixiaoguibeixiaohongyuhezouhou，wanshangpaoquleliuqingjia，danwuliyouyounumuluocha，tabuganjinqu，zaimenkouhuang。

wojieshidao：“numuluochaxishilenidexue，niyutahunqianyiti，nihetadeyanjingduixiaoguijuyoutongyangshaqizhenshezuoyong，dadanchuqu，meishi。”

“woxinni！danzheipoxiaoguimeitianxiangtiaogouziyiyanggenzhewo，tingfande。jiezaijinijiaqian，nirangwobafengyufujijielequ，nongsitaladao！”liuqingehenhendishuo。

woheleyitiao，jinggaodaoniqianwanbieluanlai，huichushi。

她反问我会出啥事。

woqishizhishibuxiangshaneixiaogui，huibuhuichushixinliyemeishu，jiushuoniyaoxin，jiutingwode！

mole，liuqingtuntuntutudishuo：“xiaozuo，nizhenbuchanjiejieshenzi？shihuashuo，laozhangsuiranzuotianchanwo，dankenengbeitaqianqinei**taokongle，budaxing。woxunsichikui，xiangzhenenghenizaiyiqi，xinlipinghengdian。”

我去！

gesuiranke，danyebuzhiyuhedigoushui，guoduangualedianhua。

qijianwoquleyitangyiyuan。

xiaowanmamayuedingshitianzhihoushoushu，xiaowanqinglejiazaiyiyuanpei，ayitangzaichuangshangbunengdong，jiandaowolaile，tajiangwohexiaowandeshouzhengzhongdilalongzaiyiqi，liulejidileichulai。xianran，xiaowanbaganyuandelailongqumaigenayijiangle。

chulebingfang，xiaowanlazhewodeshouqingqingyao：“zuoyi，mamarangwosihouniyibeizi。”

woxiaozheshuo：“neiyongbuzhe，banbeizizugou。”

xiaowanmeimouhushan：“ganmabanbeizi？”

woshuo：“baitianyongbuzhe，wanshangsihouhaowojiuxing。”

xiaowanwenyan，qiaolianshunjianfanhong，zhiyingsuogu，fuzaiwoerbianqingshengshuo：“guai，nixianrenyirenha，dengmamashoushuwan……”shuowan，tayongxixiyachiqingyaoleyixiawoerchui。

zheixiaoniu，bawoliaodehunshenkuaiyaobaozha。

“zhenrenbuzhule，gebijiuyoujiabinguan。”wojiangshenzijinjintiezhuta。

xiaowanbailewoyiyan，zhuanshenhuibingchuangkanleyixiaayi，jiantayijinganwenshuizhele。xiaowanchulebingfangmen，xiaoshoufangzaizuichun，zuolegejinshengdeshoushi，suihou，talazhewodeshouwangbinguanpao，xiufapiaosa，xiaoyanruoyiduohanbaodaifangmeilidehuaduo。

开房，洗澡。

xiaowanjiangtoushenshendiyiweizaiwohuaili，fenfangmiren，yiluanqingmi，wowentayaobuyaoyongjishengyongpin。

tadishenghaixiudihuida：“buyao，xiangshenghouzi……”