xiaoshuozhurengongshilinanranjixiurandexiaoshuojiao《yiyeyouxi：xiaozuzongtabaimeiqianjiao》，shizuozheliusuyanzuixinxiedeyibenxiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：linanranzuoweilujiadeyangnv，yiyezhijianjingranbianchengleqianyizichandezhangguanzhe。laoyezilinzhongyizhu。dengtapinganduguoershisansuihou，caihuiqinzigongkaiyizhuneirong。linanrankanzhelujiazheiqunhushidandande‘gege’men，yangtianzhangxiao。“zheishiyaowoqusia！”zaiyicishejixiayaozhong！tawuyijianshuiledidouzuizunguidenanren！lushijituandesiduitoujixiuran！tazaizoutouwuludeshihou，wuzheduzi......
zhengchangpaimaihuixialai。zongtilaishuomeiyijianpaipindoupaidaolebucuodejiage，yesuanshiwuyousuozhi。
dangzuihouyijianshangpinshanglaihou。zhuchirenhurannaqimaikefengkaikoudao：“zuihouyijianshangpinyouxieteshu，shiyitiaozuanshixianglian。suoyiwoxuyaozaichangyaoqingyiweiyuzheitiaoxianglianxiangpipeidemeinvlaiweizheitiaoxianglianzuoyigexingxiangdaiyan。xiwangwotiaoxuandaodemeinvkeyipeiheyixie。”
linanranyitingjiancihua，likexinzhongyouyizhongyinyinbuhaodeyuganzaimanyan，huangdeyipi。
“我去洗手间。”
tazhunbeixianfazhiren。zhiyaozijibuzaichang，jiumeirennengnazijizenyang。
“linanrannvshikeyuanyi？”zhuchirenxiaomimideduitafachuyaoqing，haibuwangjibuchongdao：“jirannidouyijingzhanqilaile。neijiushiniba。”
yishunuanhuangsededengguangshunjianconglinanrandetoudingzhaosheguolai，rangyuanbenjiuzhangxiangjuemeidetazheihuiergengshidushangleyicengnuanyidejiaoruo。jiufangfobaoyuguohourouruandehuaduoyiyang，rangrenrenbuzhuxinshengxiangyaolianaizhixin。
“buhaoyisi，woyaoquxishoujian。”linanranzaiwanzhongzhumuxia，miandaiweixiao，qianqiankaikou。“suiranzheigejihuihennande，danshiwokongpabunengshengren，bijingrenyousanji。”
“neiburandenglinxiaojiequguoxishoujianzhihoude。”zhuchirenwanquanmeiyouyaofangguolinanrandeyisi，jiuzheiyangxiaozhekanzheta。“ganghaopaimaihuiyejinxingdaoletuzhong，dajiakeyishaozuoxiuxi。”
linanranjiuzheiyangdanrandezhanzaijuguangdengxia，mianduizhuchirendeduoduobiren，liandianliangcitou。“hao，jirannimenyeyidingyaodengwo，neijiudengba。nengweipaimaihuizuogongxianyeshiwoderongxing。”
tashuowanzheifanhuayihou，zhuanshen，maizheyouyadebufa，miandaixiaorongdelikailedajiadeshiye，chaozhexishoujianyibuyibuzouqu。
bishi。yizhizuozaiyizishangdejixiuranyetongshiqishen，duipangbiandejiwanrujiaodaidao：“ruguowomeihuilai，zuihouyijianpaipin，buguanduoshaojiageyidingyaojiwopaixialai。”
“niquna？”jiwanruhailaibujiduowen，jiukanjiandidijiuzheimecongcongdezoule。“shenmegenshenmea，zuihouyijianpaipin？neibushinvrendewanwuma？”
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xishoujianli。linanranzaishangguoxishoujianzhihou，wanquanmeiyouyaochulaideyisi，fanerzaixishoujianlimianlaihuidepaihuai。
zuizhong，tadeyanshenluozailebankaizhedechuanghu。
tazouguoqu，qiaoleyixiaxiamiandegaodu，haobuyouyudezhijiecongchuanghufanleguoqu，dongzuoqingying，lingmin，yiqihecheng。
jiuzaitazhanwenjiaogenzhunbeiyaozouzhiji。pangbiandecaoconglituranchuxianyigenanrendeshengyin，heletayitiao。
“jingrancongchuanghubengchulai，nishizeima？”bansuizhejixiurandeshengyin，tadanshouchadoucongcaocongzhonghuanhuanzouchu，shouliganghaoniezheyigenrandaoyibandexiangyan。
“nizenmezaizhei？”linanranwanwanmeixiangdaojixiuranjingranyezaizheili。ke……kanjiantashouzhongdexiangyanyejiumingbailike，tadagaishilaichouyandeba。
“cishanwanhuiderenhaizaidengni。”jixiuranyoushendeyanmoutouzheweiguangluozaitajingzhidelianshang。“ruguodajiazhidaonijiuzheimepaole，nicai，mingtianhuibuhuishangtoutiao？”
“niyiweiwohuipama？”linanranhaokandemeitouzhouqi，manbuzaihudeshuodao：“mojiayoubushishazi。zongbukenengwobuhuilaijiuyizhidouzaidengwoba？”
“wanyidengle，zenmeban？”
“neizhinengzhengmingtamennaozilidouyoudengpao。”linanranshuodaozheierliyongyizhongguaiyideyanshenkanzheta。“chufeinixianzaihuiqugaosutamen。buguogaosuyemeiyong，wofanzhengdoutayijingpaochulaile。”
“niyiweiwoyouneixianxinquzuozheiyangdeshiqing？”jixiuranjiangyantourengzaidishang，haibuwangjicaimie。“ganghaowoyebuxihuanzheiyangdechanghe，jirankanjianle，buruyiqi？”
“shenmeyiqi？”linanranxiayishidehoutuileliangbu，yutazhijianlakaileyigeanquanjuli。
jixiuranjianzhuang，xingganbochungouzheyisidandandejifeng。“nizhunbeizouhuiqu？”
linanranzheicaixiangqilai，moshijituanzheiyicidecishanwanhuiteyijubanzailejiaoquzheibian。zheigeshijiandian，jibenshangbuhuiyouchuzuche。gongjiaochegengbuzouzheiyitiaoxian。ruguobunengzuojixiurandeche，neikongpajiuyaozouhuiqule。
但……
坐他车。不尴尬吗？
baitianmaguorenjia。xianzaifanqiangyoubeifaxian。jiashangzhiqianhaifashengguoneiyangdeguanxi。
“wozheigerenhenxihuanzoulude。”linanranshuohuangle。tashiyigenengzuozhejuebuzhanzhe，nengpazhejuebutangzhederen。danshizheihuierweilemianzi，haishichengqiangdao：“youqishiwanfanchidebijiaodebao，zouyizouduohuoyibaisui。”
“yongnizheishuangbagongfengaogenxiezou？”jixiuranshixianluozaitaneishuangjingmeidegaogenxie，ruoyousuosi。“kongpadengnizoudaolujia，nidezheishuanggaogenxieyeyaobaofeile。”
“neijiubuyongnidanxinle。”linanrandangzhejixiurandemianzhijietuodiaojiaoshangdegaogenxie，nazaishouli。“woyoubanfa，kongpawomenbunengyiqizoule。”
