《yiyanzhongqing！wolashijiedalaolingzheng》zheibuxiaoshuokandehenshushi，youyizhongyuekanyuexiangkandeganjue，meihuaniangjiubixiazheibuxiaoshuoyouyizhongshenmisecai，haiyouxiaoshuohaiyouhenduoxiaodianlingrenkandebufawei.feichangbucuodeyibuxiaoshuo！zhuyaojiangshudeshi：tadaoyaokankan，zheigeyanconghainengbieduojiu。“yancongdeqinvdouandunhaolema？”“douandunhaole。”“zhuzi，burangyancongjiaodaishishenmerenbangzhutamen……
“嗯？”
jingheyihuochusheng，“zheishizainaliqiuhun？zheigejingwanshanghaimanhaokande……a！shi‘tanyue’a！”
燕落眠一愣。
“zheimeduonianle，nandao‘tanyue’beihoudezhurenzhongyuyaojiekaishenmidemianshalema？”
燕落眠抿唇。
tanengshuo……zhurenzhiyijiuzaitamianqianma？
jingheyuanbenlansandezuozizuodeduanzhenglexie，youxiejidongdikanzheshouji，lianyipangdaqiyouxidepeilanshizaitingdao‘tanyue’deshihoudoulailexingqu，hejingheyitongkanqilerenshukuangkuangwangshangzhangdezhibojian。
‘tanyue’zuoweididouzuishenmideyichuzhuangyuan，zheixienianlaiyizhirangwushudidourenxinshenghaoqi。
cengjingyourenshituliyongwurenjiqukuitantadequanmao，caigangfeishangqu，wurenjilimajiubeijiluole，neirenyebeijingchayifeifachuangrusirenzhuzhaidemingyidaizou。
congneiyihou，dajiadui‘tanyue’dehaoqixingengshiqiangliele。
chuanshuotadezhurenshiyiguodemouweilingdaozhe，limiandedibandoushiyongqianjinnanmaideyushipujiu，haizhongzhegezhongqihuayicao，houshanzhizhonggengshishengzhangzhebushaojiazhilianchengdehaodongxi，yindewushurendouxiangyitanjiujing。
didoudianshitaicengjingxianglianxi‘tanyue’dezhurenjinrupaishe，napazhishixiangjinru‘tanyue’zuiwaiweideputongweizhizheiyiyaoqiuyebeibohui，haibeishangmiandelingdaolelingbuzhunzaida‘tanyue’dezhuyi，congneiyihou，dajiazhinengjianghaoqimaizailexinli。
buguojulizheichubeidashangshenmi，shehuabiaoqiandezhuangyuanjigongli，youyichubuxiaodeyuanzi，yinweisizhouzhongmanpipashuerdeming“piyuan”。
limianyouzheyizuoyiouzhouzhongshijifenggejianzaodexiaochengbao，tingshuoyeshuyu‘tanyue’，gongkaidechengduyaobi‘tanyue’da，buguoyibanrenyeshiburangjinrude，palimiandejianzhubeisunhuai。
‘piyuan’li‘tanyue’youyiduanjuli，sihushi‘tanyue’dezhurendangnianqinzidugong‘tanyue’dejianzaoerzanjudedifang，neilishehuamenghuan，gezhongzhaopianzaojiuzaiwangshangchuanfengle。
“yuanlaishiwaimiande‘piyuan’a……”kanlehuier，jinghewuqudipielepiezui。
“wohaiyiweizai‘tanyue’limianni，zhenshimeiyisi。”
‘piyuan’suihao，danshitamendangzhongjialijihudouyouheqichabuduodeyuanzi，duitayidianganjuedoumeiyou。
peilanshizaojiukanchulaishinalile，pieleyiyanjiujixuhuidaotadeyouxishangle。
“suiranzhishi‘piyuan’，xiangyaobazheilidoubaoxialaidangzuoqiuhundechangdiyeburongyiba，yinggaihualebushaoqianni。”
wenmingyidiankaishoujizhaodaoneigezhibo，toupingdaoleqianfangdedapingmu，tongyanluomianyiqikanleqilai。
“zheiyangkanlai，qishiwomenchasiyonglaidangzuoqiuhunchangdiyetinghaode，houmianneimekuankuo，diaolianghuadongqihuayicaoyaoshayousha，guseguxiangjueduichupian，wohaikeyimianfeijitamentigongfuzhuangni！”
“luoluoa，nijuedekaishezheigeyewuzenmeyang？”
shuoqiyouguanqiandeshiwenmingyijiulaijing，yuqidoujidongleqilai。。
yanluomianhaizaikanzhibolidehuayuanni，zheihaishitadiyicikanjian‘piyuan’neibu，he‘tanyue’lidehuayuanbujuhenxiangsi，jiushiguigezhiyou‘tanyue’deshifenzhiyieryi。
“haoya，ruguotamenxiang，haikeyibahoumiandeyuanziyezuchuqu。”
zuoweiyigehegedeguimi，yanluomianwutiaojianzhichiwenmingyideyiqiexiangfa。
wenmingyilianshangdexiaoyijiashen，fangfokandaoleqianfangwushuqianqianzaixiangtazhaoshou。
zhidaotakandaopingmulichuxianderenshi，lianshangdebiaoqingshunjianjiulengdanlexiaqu，yanluomianyanjishoukuai，limaguandiaolepingmu。
duimiandejingheyeyilianhuiqidijiangshoujiyiguanrengzaishafashang。
“kao！zenmeshiwenxiaozhihefujiuchuanneilianggewanyier？！”
“qiuhunjiuqiuhunhaizhengzheisichu？！”
“buhuizhenyiweizai‘piyuan’qiuhunshihenlangmanhenshengdadeba？tayiweizai‘tanyue’limiana！”
jingheyidunshuchu，manyandoushiduiganggangkandaodeneilianggerendeyane。
“daile‘tanyue’deweizhizuobiao，bushaowangyoumenyiweitamenshizai‘tanyue’limianqiuhunni！”
“douzaikuafushaoqingshen，haoqi，chongzhenvyouni！”
peilanshixizhangdeshouzhihuadongzhepingmuzuijiaodaizhechaofengdexiaoyi，“yo，zheiwenxiaozhihualihuawaideyisijiushitahe‘tanyue’dezhurenyoujifenjiaoqing，zheicainenggouzaizheiliqiuhunni！”
“zezeze~xujiubujian，tazheizhengyanshuoxiahuadenenglizhenshiyoushangzhanglebushaoa……”
“yiduigounannvbale。”wenmingyizhudongzhongxindakaipingmu，jixu“xinshang”zheguankanrenshuyidashushiwandezhibo，yanzhongjinshiliangbozhiyi。
tazaojiubushidangchubeiganchuwenjia，xiangyaoquzhaofujiuchuan，jieguozhuangjiantahewenxiaozhizaiyizhangchuangshangdewenmingyile。
cengjingtananguo，shiyinweitazhendeaiguo。
xianzaima，he，jiuganjuezijizaoxieniandouchilexieshenmelaji?!
“tingtingzheishici，shenmeduoxieshangtian，rangninenggouhuidaowodeshenbian……”jinghewubixianqi，“zadi，taliangshangbeizishiyiduia？”
“**peigou，tianzhangdijiu。”
peilanshimanyouyoudikaikou。
wenmingyiroushengfanbo，“apei，buyaozheiyangshuo，douwurudaowojiapianpianle。”
peilanshixiangdaowenmingyijianeizhipangchengyituandesongshi，renjunbujin，“shuodeyeshi。”
yanluomianjingjingtingzhe，meiyougenzheshuoshenmehua，zhishikanzhezhiboshangdeshishihuamian。
zhidaokandaofujiuchuannachuzhuangzhejiezhidehezidanxiguidi，wenxiaozhijingyadimanwuzhuzuichunshuangyanhanleishi，zaixianshizhemingzhudeduihuakuangzhongjiangxiaoxifalechuqu。
“bananderengchuqu，nvdelazou，zhibogenzhe。”
neimianhenkuaihuifu，“shi。”
zheiyichangzhibozaozaikaishizhiqianjiubei‘tanyue’neiderenzhuyidaole，mingzhudiyishijianjiugaozhileyanluomian，xunwenshifouyaojiangrenganzou。
yanluomianneishishuodebuyong。
zhibocaiganggangkaishi，rentaishaole。
zheihuiernanzhujiaoguixiaxiangnvzhujiaoqiuhun，zhengshizhengchangzhibodegaofeng，renshuyezaizheiyikemengranbiaosheng，zheishihoubarentuozourengchuqucaigenghao。
zheiyangyilai，fujiahewenjiadecaishizhenzhengdeyanmiansaodi。
想想就解气！
yanluomianpanqituisongchidikaozaishafashang，naqiguozhihezhe。
dangchuwenmingyishoulejidadeweiqu，youyuyanfuxuedeshentizhuangkuanglingrenyouxin，tabianyizhipeizaitadeshenbian，dengdaotadezhuangkuanghaoleyixie，tagenzhehuanguojinglaicaizhidaowenmingyideshiqing。
meiyoujishiganhuihguoweiwenmingyichengyaoyizhishiyanluomiandeyihan，jiashangzaoxieshihouwenxiaozhishuaxinjishouduanhaishuadaoletadeshenshang，zheicizhenghaozhaozhejihuirangtahaohaochuyikoueqi。
“shenmeqingkuang？”jinghehuranxiaochulesheng，xingzailehuodao：“zheishibashenmerenrelaile，zenmezhijiebeirengchuqule。”
这可真的是扔啊。
pingmuli，benlaizhouweiyangyizhefenhongpaopaodenannvzhujiaobeiyiqunheiyirenerhuabushuodezhijiedaduan。
fujiuchuanbeirenlanyaokangzaijiantoudaizou，wenxiaozhiyebeilianggeheiyirenzhuaizhushoubeiqiangxingtuolechuqu，zuiyaomingdejiushizhibogenzheqiehuanhuamian，jiangfujiuchuanbeirengchuqudehuamianwanquanjilulexialai。
danmushangzhijiejiuzhakaileguo，guankanderenshuzhengyibizhiqiangengkuaidesudushangzhang。
[tianna，zheixiedoushishenmeren？zheikeshizaididoua，zenmekanzhezheimexiangheishehui？！]
[zheixierenkanzhebuxiangshiputongdebaobiao，ai？tamenyifushanghaoxiangdouxiuzhelanhua。]
[tamenbuhuishi‘tanyue’zhenzhengdezhurenpailaideba！wotingshuo，fushaozheicizaizheiliqiuhunqishibingmeiyoudedaozhurenmingquedetongyi。]
[a？neiweishenmetingwen**deyisishitahe‘tanyue’beihoudedalaorenshicainengbeiyunxudawanshangjinru‘piyuan’qiuhuna？]
[装呗!]
[xinglexinglenimenxianbieshuole，kuaikanlingtoudeneigenanren，zheiyinkuangyanjingdaide，zheizhangtuimaide，zhenshipoyouzisea！]
……
buyihuierzhibodeshiqingjiuyijingfajiaozhilequanwang，youyuzhibomeiyoubeiguanbi，wangshanghuoshitaolunturanchuxianmingzhudengrendelaili，huoshitaolunzheicikansishengdadeqiuhun，zongzhishifenrenao，heguonianleyiyang。
liangweidangshirenyikaishibeirentuozoudeshihoudoushimengde。
wenxiaozhideshoudoushenchuqule，jiezhihaimeidaishang，fujiuchuanrenjiuzhijiebeirenyibakangzaijiantoudaizoule。
“nimenshishenmeren？！zhidaowoshisheima？！”
hurandangzhebaiwanwangyoudemianbeimoshengde，qizhilengyingdeyiqunheiyirenhaobulianxiangxiyudetuochuqu，taliansedangjijiuniuqule。
jingzhidalidetoufasuizhezhengzhadedongzuobiandeyouxielingluan，wenxiaozhizhizhemingzhumanyannuqi。
“sheipainilaide？！wenmingyishibushi？！”
“neitazhibuzhidaozheiyikuaidifangxianzaishiyouwodelaoshizaiguanli？！”
tidaolaoshishi，wenxiaozhiyuqizhongdediqidoukuaiyaohuachengshizhile，tamanyanbuxiedikanzhezishizhizhongmianwubiaoqingkanzhetademingzhu。
“nimenweijingyunxujinru‘piyuan’，jiangwodeqiuhunnongdeyitahutu，shibushidoubuxianghuole？！”
不想活了？
tingdaozheijuhua，mingzhuhurangouchunluchuleyisilengxiao。
yizhiyilaidoushitaduibierenshuozheijuhua，meixiangdaolaididoumeijitianjingranchenglebeiweixiederen。
“你的老师？谁？”
明竹淡声开口询问。
tazheiyikaikou，duimiandewenxiaozhijiuyiweitashipale，lengxiaoyisheng，“nitinghaole，wodelaoshishijingdajianzhuxideyouqingjiaoshou！”
右青？
mingzhushaoshaohuiyileyixia，congjiyilibalachulezheimeyigeren。
shigeduigezhongjianzhugouzaochimirukuangdeyigexiaolaotou，fguoren，jinianqiandaohguowuyijiankandaole‘tanyue’neibuliuluzaiwaideneizhangtushijiufengkuangdiaishanglezheili。
jijingzhouzhelianxidaoleta，xiangyaojinru‘tanyue’canguan。
这自然是不可能的。
houlaishizaishibeiyouqingmodefanle，mingzhujiuqingshileyanfuxue，zuizhongyouqingdedaoziyouchuru‘tanyue’waimian‘piyuan’zheichuyuanzijiqitajigejianzhudequanli。
youqingshigezhifencunde，zheimeduonianyidianyaoezidoumeiyounongchulai，meixiangdaoshoudexueshengjingranzheimebudongshi。
‘piyuan’suiburu‘tanyue’，neiyebushisuibianshenmerendoushinengjinde。
genghekuanghaishizailimianqiuhun！
keyixiangxiang，mouyitian，huranyoumoshengrenbujingyunxujiupaojinlenijiadehouhuayuan，ranhouzaineilikaizhezhiboqiuhun，baxianchangbuzhidebujinmeiyoupinweierqieluanqibazao，wanquandangchenglezijijia，jiuwennigeyingbugeying。
fanzhengmingzhuzhenshijuedeyouxiegeying。
zheilikeshidangchulaozhuzihelaofurenjuzhuguodedifang，pipayedoushilaozhuziqinshouzaizhongde，xianzaizheixiepipashushangdoubeiguashanglezuimeipinweiqielianjiawubidesuliaozhipin，yaoshilaofurenhaizaishi，pashiyaodangchangbaozoule。
zhenshikanyiyanjiuhuirangrenxiangfafengdechengdu
“我知道了。”
mingzhupieleyiyanzhanzhanweiweipaqilaidefujiuchuan，lengshengdao：“weijingyunxusichuang‘piyuan’，buguannimenshisheijiadeerzinverxuesheng，douliuzhequjingchajumanmanshuoba。”
“带走！”
fujiuchuanzheishihouhuanguolejinglai，zhanzaiwenxiaozhimianqianchengbaohuzishi，yibatuikaiguolaideheiyiren。
“wokeshifujiadedashaoye，sheigansongwoqujingchaju？！”
“九川……”
wenxiaozhizhuazhufujiuchuandegebo，shengyinruanlexiaqu，yishuangyanrengjiuxionghendidenglemingzhuhaojiyan。
mingzhuditoukanleyiyanshijian，zhoumeidao：“daizou！”
傅家？
什么来历？
不知道。
genzhefujiuchuanhewenxiaozhilaiderenyanjianliangrenzhendeyaobeisaidaocheshangsongqujingchaju，quandoujimangmangdipaoguolaiquan。
jieguoyiduishanglengzheliandeheiyirenshijiusongle。
“你们！”
beiheiyirenzhuaizhezoudefujiuchuanqiji，dangxiazheizhongqingkuangtayezuobuleshenme，zhinengchezhesangzihan。
“kuaijiaowobamalaijiuwo！”
wenxiaozhibenxiangnaoqilai，heiyirenyikaojinta，tajiuhunshendaleyigeduosuo，youxiehaipa，yanjianmingzhusihubingbuzaiyizijidelaoshi，benlaishizudediqixianzaibiandeyouxiebuzu。
不会……
tamengranzhengdashuangyan，naozizhuanleguolai。
zheibuhuishi‘tanyue’beihoudezhurenba？
tashiwenmingyijiaolaide，neishibushishuomingwenmingyiyuneigeshenmidezhurenyouguan？
yixiangdaozheigekending，wenxiaozhixianxieyaosuiyikouyinya，xinlijidudaokuaiyaofakuangle。
liangrenbeidaizouhou，mingzhudiyishijianjiujiyanluomianfalexinxi。
bishiweiguanlequanchengdejingheyijingxiaodebuxingle，mianshangjushixingzailehuo。
“nimenkan，wenxiaozhiliandouqingle，taigaoxiaolehahahahaha。”
jinghedexiaoshengmoxing，jianzhishiyuyinraoliang。
yanluomianqingrouleyixiaerduo，yuwenmingyiduishiyiyan，douluchulewunaidexiaoyi。
“tazheicixianzhanhouzou，yebuzhidaoyouqingjiaoshoukandaolehuizuoheganxiang。”
peilanshiwanhaozuihouyibayouxi，dedaoleyigewanmeidejieju，manyidituichujiemianfangxialeshouji，“bijing，neiweixianshengsihubingbuzaiyiyouqingjiaoshou。”
“tabuhuishi‘tanyue’dezhurenba？”jinghezhijianmosuozhexiaba，“kanshangquhaitingshuaide。”
jinghezuiaizhangdehaokanderenhegezhongshiwudongxi，haokandenanrenhenvrendouhuilingtamubuzhuanjing。
yanluomianguaner，xiangdaomingzhudeyangzi，daizheyifujinsikuangdeyanjing，zhangshenyuli，qizhilengaoyuwenhebingcun。
确实不错。
yanfuxuedeshouxiajiumeiyouyigeshichoude，haokandegeyouqianqiu。
“henijiachiweixibisheishuai？”
peilanshikanjinghefanshanglehuachi，bujinwendao。
“neidangranshiwojiaweiweigengshuaila！”
jinghexiangshichufaleshenmekaiguanyiyanglimabengqilaijidongdishuodao，“laopei，nikebiehaiwo！”
tianzhidaotajianeigejiushiyigecugang，danfantajintiankuayijubiedenanrengengshuai，neitayigexingqidoubiexiangchumenle！
“youzheimekuazhangma。”peilanshilele，“tayoubuzai。”
“nei，neiyebunengshuo。”
jingheqingkeliangshengmanmandizuohuileyuanwei。
yanluomianhaishidiyicijiandaojinghezheisongyang。
jingheyiqiankeshitamendangzhongzuiaiwande，youyiduanshijianhuannanpengyoubihuanyifuhaiqinkuai，meixiangdaorujinzhijiebeichiweixijinaniele。
xiangdaoneiweipingchangchenmoguayan，genzhejiaotabiaojiedebiaodi，yanluomianbujingantan，zhenshiyiwujiangyiwua。
“fujiahewenjiajintiannaolexiaohua，wanshangpashidoushuibuzhele。”yanluomiankanxiangwenmingyi，“ruguowenjianeiweilaizhaoniheayimafan，yidingyaohewoshuo。”
dangchuwenmingyijiushihaipamafanyanluomian，yizhiqiangxingzhichengmeihezaiwaimianyanchudetakaikou，houlaishishizaimeibanfalecaixiangtajieqianlaikaichasi。
yanluomiangujiwenmingyi，conglaimeiyoumingmianshangshuoshenme，doushisixialibanengweitazuodedouzuohao。
“放心吧。”
wenmingyirourouyixiao，shenshoufushangyanluomiandeshoubeiqingpailepai，“woxianzaiyijingnenggoubaohuhaomamale，buhuirangtamenqifuqude。”
“yiyi，haiyouwomenni！”jinghejianzhuanglianmanglaqipeilanshideshou，paileyixiazijidexiongtang，“womenshiyongyuanwutiaojianzhanzainizheibiande！”
wenmingyixintouyuefarouruan，zuijiaoguashangxiaoyi，“ng！”
……
juhuijieshuyijingshidianduole。
haojiemeixujiubujianyoushiliaotianyoushiwanyouxide，shijianyixiajiuliuzoule。
jinghebeilaogongjiehuilejia，peilanshishizhulilaijieta，chasihaizaiyingye，wenmingyihaiyaozaimangyiduanshijian。
hedajiadaobie，yanluomianzhengzhunbeizijikaichehuiqu，yanfuxuededianhuajiudaleguolai。
“阿雪～”
yanluomianyijiedianhuashengyinzidongdaishanglebolanghao，lianshangyebuzijuedaishangxiaoyi。
neitouchuanlaiwenrunhaotingdixunwen，“yangyang，rangmingzhusongnihuijiahaoma？”
“xianzaitaiwanle，niyigerenkaichewobufangxin。”
yanluomianhenshaowanshangyigerenkaiche，jiusuanzhouweiyourenanzhongbaohuzhe，yanfuxueyebushihenfangxin。
yanluomianjintiankaidecheshiyemengyusongtadexinche，kailaishiyishixingqi，wanshangkaihuiquyemeishenme，dantazhixiaoyanfuxuededanxin，dangxiajiuyingdao：“hao。”
“nifangxin，wobuzijikaiche。”
tongyanfuxueguaduandianhua，yanluomianjiuzhuanshenwangqianmenzouqu，shundaijiwenmingyifalexinxi，shuotabacheziliuzailehoumendetingchechang，rangrenmingtianjitakaihuiqu。
mingzhuzaoyizaiwaimiandenghou，jiandaoyanluomianchulaigongjingdititadakailechemen，chezihenkuaijiushililezheichurenaodejiedao。
youdongxiyiluohuilainadepeilanshizhenghaokanjianzheiyimu，yihuoditingxiajiaobu。
tayiyanjiurenchuneibingbushiyanluomiandeche。
这大晚上的……
难道落落有情况？！
那真是好事！
xiangdaozheiyidiandepeilanshishuzhankailemeiyan，taibucaizhegaogenjixuwangchasizouqu。
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