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第4章
shentangzhengzhu，naozilituranfuxianneicanliedeguowang。
tadiyigehaiziyiwailiuchandeshihou，cailianggeyuebudao。
tazaijialiganjuebudui，youlianxibushangyezhongwen，zijikaichegandaoyiyuanshi，kuziyibeixianxuejintou。
tayigerenyangqiuyishengbaozhutadehaizi，yigerenzaiyiyuanku，yigerenzuowanshoushu，yigerenzaibingfangxiuyang。
yezhongwencongconglaikanguotayiyan，quanchengzhiyouyigeyongrenpeizaitadeshenbian。
shangtiansihugentakaileyigewanxiao，tachenjinzaichuyundexiyuezhonghaibudaoliangzhoushijian。
zhidaoxianzai，tarengxinyouyuji，wangbulezijishuangshoushixue，jiaotiantianbuying，jiaodidibulingdecanzhuang。
“wozaiwennihua。”fangnianzhiqibudacongyichulai。
“popojinzhangyejiaxianghuo，jiyezhongwenweiyaogengyouyong。woyigerenhuaibulehaizi。”tayuqidandesizaitiaoxin。
wenyan，fangnianzhiliansegengshiyichen，xianqiquanxiezailianshang。
yinrenzhenuqi，fangnianzhishifenyanlidishuo：“zhongwenshiyoutadewenti，dannidewentigengda。nizuorenqizi，youmeiyouhaohaofanshengguoziji？nibenlaishipeibushangzhongwende。
“zhongwenxuanleni，nijiugaiyouzizhizhiming，fanshidoudezijishangxin，yaobibierengengjianuli。nanrenzuixuyaodeshiqizideguanhuaiheliangjie。renxindoushirouzhangde，niruguobenbenfenfen，xianliangshude，zhongwenzenmekenengbaniliangzaiyibianbulibucai？
“woxianzaiguanzheyeshi，zaowanshiyaojiaojizhongwende。nishenmemangdoubangbushangta，jiuzhiyoujiyejiayanxuxianghuozheiyijianxiaoshinidouzuobudao，haizheimedadeyuanqi。”
shentangananjingjingditingwan，jialeyigenqingcaifangjinkouzhongquexiangzaijiaopolanmobu。
tayongjinsuoyouliqiquduiyezhongwenhao，beiweidexiangyigenuli，hepolanmobumeiyouqubie。
bingbushifangnianzhijiangde，tayinweipeibushangyezhongwencaibeigongquxi。
ershitacong12suikaishi，jiumomoxihuanzheta。
tayiweiaishifuchujiuhuiyouhuibao。
yiciyouyicishiwang，yiciyouyicijuewang。
yiqianzaiexintadouhuiyanxiaqu，rujintabuxiangzaiyanle。
tayongzhijinbaozhuqingcaituchulai，fangzaizhuoshang，jibeitingzhi，yishuangmeiyoubolandeyanmoukanguoqu。
fangnianzhixiguanletadewenhe，yiwaijimiao，lengzheshengyinwen：“shizhongwenzuowanyoumeihuilaima？”
“popo，woyaolihun。”
“ni......hushuobadaoshenme？”
“nishizhangbei，chuyulijiezhihuiniyisheng。”shentangshuowanzhanqishenyaozou。
“shentang，nizheishiganshenme？xiangwoshiweima？”fangnianzhijuedebukesiyi。
shentangweixiao：“jutide，woheyezhongwenhuichuli。hunqianxieyiguidingwonabuzouyejiayifenyihao，shanyangfeiyebubile，nibuyongdanxin。”
fangnianzhipaianerqi：“nishuodezheijiaoshenmehua？lihunzheimedadeshi，lundedaonizhihuiwo？nidaodiyoumeiyoubawozheigepopofangyanli？nibawomenyejiadangshenmele！”
“wohaiyaochuqu，nimanmanchi。”shentangbuxiangzaiduoyan。
“meishuoqingchu，ninalidoubuzhunqu。”
“rangtazou。”yezhongwenturanchuxian，kongqiyegenzhebiandeninggu。
tingdaotashengyin，shentangjianbangshoujin，xintiaositiaoloulebanpaierbiandehunluan。
tajibukechadihuanshangyikouqiyipingfuxinqing，zhuanshenmiandui。
yezhongwenhuanleyishenjiancaililuodeheisexizhuang，meiyouguoduozhuangshi，chendetadelianganjingyingjun。
tafushouerli，zhoushensanfazhetianshengdewangzheqi，bunuziwei。
taneishuangzongseyantongpingjingdikanzheta，haishineiyangjugaolinxia，suiyizhuzaizheyiqie。
zaineishuangmouzili，yongyuanbuhuiyouqianjiu，shensuiyanshengengsishiwanzhangshenyuan，jiaorenyikanbianbuzijuezhuiluo。
tahaizaifaleng，yezhongwenyidaolegenqian，xinggandebochunqingqi：“tanainaiguoshi，xinqingbuhao。”
fangnianzhizheicaiqiaojiantageboshangdeheisha，menmendibuzaishuohua。
“yijingrangrenguoqudadian。”yezhongwenwenroudifuzhushentangjianbang，“youwozai，shenmedoubuyongdanxin。”
沈棠没说话。
zhayidao，zaijike‘tianzao’，tajiugaiganendaide，bukubunao。
zheichilaideguanhuailingtarenbuzhuxiangfaxiao。
yiqiedengnainaihoushibanwanhouzaishuo。
tayuanbenxiangyiqiecongjian，danyezhongwenanpailezuidadelingtang。
lingtanglibumanlexianhua，suyayoushensheng。
bushaorenlaicanjiagaobieshi，quanshidonggangyoutouyoulianderenwu。
meirenzaihuneiguancailitangzhedeshishei，doushichongyezhongwenmianzi。
zhongtu，yezhongwenyoushilikai。
shentangduzizhanzailingqianxieli。
zhouxiaoyijinlai，jiuxiyinlezhongduomuguang。
yourenjingyatadeyongqi，yourenjingtantademeimao。
jiashuxielihou，zhouxiaoquxiamojing，duishentangshuo：“jieai。”
“xiexie。”shentangweixiao。
tapingshidaduoshijiandouzaijiali，zhizaidianhualibeizhouxiaotiaoxinguo，zheiyangzimianduimianzheihaishidiyici。
zhouxiaoyouzhenvxingteyoudewumei，zhangfapijianwaijiaheisefengyi，caizhegaogenxienvrenweishizu。zaijiashanghunshenshangxiadoutouzheyiguqinggaodeyishuqizhi，kanrendeyanshendoushigaorenyideng。
zhiqianzhouxiaozibaoguojiamen，shiyezhongwendetongxue，qingmeizhumayiqizhangda，liangrenshibicichulian。
“zuowanzhidaozheishi，benlaijiuxiangdadianhuajini。danshiwoshouledianshang，budafangbian。zhongwenpawoyoushi，yizhishouzhe。niqianwanbuyaoguaita，tazheigerenzerenxintaizhong，youzhongganqing。zaijiashangshiwodeshi，suoyiyoudianxiaotidazuo。”zhouxiaoshuodeluoluodafang，haosiheyezhongwenzhijianshenmedoumeiyou。
shuowan，zhouxiaoshenkaishuangbeiqingqingbaozhuta，zaitaerbianshuo：“womenduobaoyixiaba，shengdewaijieyouxiehuabianxinwen。”
zhouxiaoshenshangzhenxiang，xiangweicibidelingtaxiangou。
nainaizuihouyicheng，tarenlezheixienianyebuchazheizuihouyici。
tashenshouqingpaizhouxiaohoubei，siliangrenguanxirongqia，qingshenghui：“huabianxinwenkanduolezaomamule，wufeijiushizhengshixiaosanshenmede。”
“woshizhongwenzuiqinderen，shoudianweiqubusuanshenme。”
“niyounengrenyouhuiyan，nizhenbuyinggaidanghuajia，yinggaidangyanyuan。”
zhouxiaodaizhenanguodexiaorongzhongxinkanta：“niyebuyinggaidangyetaitai，kannidangdezheimexinku，tongyangshenweinvrenwozhendexintengni。”
shentangxiaolexiao：“zhaogeweizizuoba。”
zhouxiaoyouyazuoxia，xiabayangzhe，wushirenheguanyutadeqieqiesiyu。
jiusuanbeirenshuoshiyezhongwendexiaosanqingfuyouzenmeyang，tajuedeneifandaoshiyizhongrongyao。
bijingyezhongwenzheiyangdenanren，shipingfannvrenzuomengdoubuganqijidecunzai。
banshang，yezhongwenzhongxinchuxian，huidaoshentangshenbian，louleloutadejianbangyishianwei。
yishiwanbi，nainaiyitihuohuale。
nainaibeituijinqudeneiyicha，shentangzaicikuchengleiren。
yezhongwenbaozheta，rangtazaihuailifangsiku。
yiqiejieshu，taduzizuozaixiuxishi，kanzhechajishangdeguhuihe，shihunluopodeyangzisipaomobanyisui。
turanyourenqiaomen，jinlaiyigemeiqingmuxiudenanhaier。
nanhaierkanshangqu20suizuoyou，shensenanguo，guolaiyongshouyubihua：shijie，nihaihaoma？
“zhouzhou？”tayiwaidilengleleng，mianqiangjichuyigexiaorong，“womeishi。”
zhouzhouzaitashenbianzuoxia：shifudedaoxiaoxi，jiurangwodaitaguolaile。tashuorangnihuicaoluzhuduanshijian，bieyigerenchengzhe。
shentangxiaolexiao，weizhikefou。
jiantamoyangqiaocui，zhouzhoulouguotajianbangbaolebao，ranhouqifendibihua：wogangcaikanneigehulijingjingranyelaile，zheizhonglaogongbuyaoyeba。zhiyaoniyijuhua，zanmenlimabayejiajimiele。hewohuiquba，shijie，biezhizhele。
shentangyiliantengaidimomotatou：“zhidaole，woxinliyoushu。”
xiamiao，zhouxiaotuimenjinlai，jiantamenjuzhiqinmi，wumeidiyixiao：“kanlaiwolaidebushishihou。”
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作者：天天走上
栏目：都市
zuozhe：wowudilehaizinuligen
栏目：都市
zuozhe：xiangzuobaifumeidexiaoniu
栏目：都市
假装穷小子体验生活，校花女友当众羞辱我，我摊牌了。
zuozhe：choumingzhaozhudemingzhengnvdi
栏目：都市
作者：木千
栏目：都市
一屋子亲戚逼我交出抚恤金，说我是个废物不配用
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栏目：都市
