chenlaosanxiaodongzishiyiweiputongdenianqingren,zaiyimingdexiaoshuo《yezhushiren》zhong,tayiwaifaxianzijiyongyoulechaonengli。congcizhihou,tatashangleyiduanchongmanmaoxianhetiaozhandelvcheng,yuxieeshilidouzheng,baohushijiedeanquan。zheibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuojiangdailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihezhenhandegushishijie,woyeyoushuo:「quniandongtian,nishenerhaiyouxiaodongzibuzaijia,jiuwozijizaijia,wohejiuheduole,daozaiyuanli,chadiandongsi,jiushizheiyezhujiulewoming,ta……。
yezhumengdichongshangqu,jimiaojiubabanjinrouchiganjing,tagenbenmeijiao,ershihulungetunxiaqude。
yezhuchiroudeyangzitaixionghen,woyoudianhaipa。
chenlaosanshuo:「shu,kanjianleba,zheiwanyiaichirou。」
woyechouleliangkouhanyan,tashuo:「aichirou,yemeiqianjitamairou,renhaichibushangrouni!」
chenlaosanzhoulezhoumeitou,tashuo:「woxifudesanjiujiushibeiyezhuyaoside,zhaodaodeshihou,ren
jiuzhishengkenaodai,wotingrenshuo,zheiyezhuzhiyaochanglerenrou,jiudesha,yaoburantahaidechi
人。」
woyexiaolexiao,tashuo:「wojiazheiyezhukemeichangguorenrouweier。」
woyehuahuayingangluo,chenlaosanjiushuo:「shu,woquannihaishizaodianbayezhushale,huozhebatamai
le,yongzhuandeqianmaijitouzhuziyang,wojialihaiyoudianshi,woxianhuiqule。」
woyedianlediantou:「xing。]
chenlaosanzouhou,woyejiupazaizhuquanpangbian,duizheyezhumeihaoqidishuo:「zhurouyoushahaochide,
瞧你馋那样。」
yezhudizhetou,yongbizixiu,xiangshihaizaizhaorouchi。
woyehuayingangluo,wonaijiucongcangfangchulai,tagangbafancaizuohao,wonaishuo:「laosanshuodedui,
这野猪早该杀了。」
woyemeishuohua,tadingzhezhuquanlideyezhukan,yebuzhidaotazaixiangshenme。
woyeturanbazhuquanmendakai,bayezhufangchulai。
wonaishuo:「nibayezhufangchulaigansha?」
woyeshuo:「wokantahaoxiangmeichibao,wofangtadaoshanshangzaichidian。」
woyeshuowanzheihua,youkanxiangwo:「xiaodongzi,qushanshangtaoniaodanbu?」
我说:「去。]
woyexiaolexiao,tayouchouleliangkouhanyan:「babandengnazhe。」
wonaqidishangdexiaobandeng,genzaiwoyeshenhou。
fangzhushigetilihuo,yezhuchidongxideshihou,zuozaibandengshangxiuxi。
wonaishuo:「xiaodongzi,nibiequle,tiandoukuaiheile,shanshangleng。」
woyaoleyaotou,jinjinzhuazhewoyedeyifu:「woyaoqu。]
woyeshuo:「xiaodongzixiangquwan,nijiurangtaqu,lanzhegansha?nizaijiazuofanba。」
woyeshuowanzheihua,jiulingzhewochumen。
woyeshoulinazheganyangdebianzi,yezhuzouzaiwoliangqianmian,zheiyezhuzouluhenman,zouqilulaiyaoyao
huanghuangde,taduzishangderoulidibudaobanchi,doukuaipengdaodimianle。
wojiajulishanjiaohenjin,daoleshanjiao,zheiyezhujiuwangshanshangzou,zoudaobanshanyaocaitingxiachiyezi。
woyezuozaibandengshangxiuxi,wopadaopangbiandewaiboshushangzhaoniaowo。
woyeturanhanwo,tashuo:「xiaodongzi,woqushanggemaofang,nikanzhedianyezhu。」
wodianlediantou:「zhidaole。」
woyeshuowanzheihua,jiuchaozheshulinlizou,kanyangzitingjide。
wozaishushangmeiyoufaxianniaowo,wogangyaoxiaqu,jiukanjianyezhuzhanzaishuxiakanwo。
tazailiukoushui,zuilihaifachu,「hengchihengchi]deshengyin。
tadetouhaishibushidianyixia,shiyiwoxiaqu。
zheiyezhupiqihenhao,conglaimeiyaoguoren,danbuzhidaoweisha,wokanjiantaliukoushuideyang,youdianhai
怕。
jianwobuxiaqu,yezhuturanwanghoutuilejibu。
jiuzaiwogandaokunhuodeshihou,taturanchaozhewaiboshuchongleguolai,「peng]deyisheng。
shubeizhuangdedouleyixia,wochadiancongshushangdiaoxiaqu。
wobeihededahanyisheng:[a!a!a!]
wojinjinbaozheshu,zuilidahan:「ye!ye!ye!]
wobeihekule,neiyezhuxieyandaliangwo,chaozhewoxiao。
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