yuanzhongzhangfuzoudaoyinfawenxuedajiejuhouyiqikourenxinxiandeqingjiehedutedefenggeerbeishouzanyu，youjiuwansuijingxindazao。gushizhong，zhangzhengsunyuzhenxianruleyigechongmanweixianhemitideshijie，bixujiezhuzishendeyongqihezhihuicainengjiekaiqizhongdemituan。zhangzhengsunyuzhenbujinmianduizhewaibudedirenhekaoyan，haiyaozhimianneixindezhengzhahemimang。tongguonuliyuyongwangzhiqian，zhangzhengsunyuzhenzhujianzhaodaoledaan，bingcongzhongdedaolechengzhangheqishi。sunyuzhenhezhanglinyedoufuhe，sunjiarenjianlejingchagengshizhongkoushuojinshuowoxiannaoshidongshou。jingchazebeikanwo，“suishuyebuxiaole，hedianjiujiujiabaozheizhonglouxi……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihegandongdeshijie。
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wushiwusuidelaobandoulidiaochuyizhangyunjianzhengming，
haizidieshitasanshinianqiandechulian。
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女儿也站在她那边，
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zheimeduoniandelaotiangouwozuogoule，
买一送二，
zheiduimunvwodoubuyaole。
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wocongzangyiloulijianchuqizisunyuzhende**，zhunbeibangtashouxishi。
kuzikoudaiyiwaidiaoluoyizhangyunjiandan，
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“恶心死了…”
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女儿不止一次说，
“liushuwenyayoushuaiqi~”
“woyaoshiliushudenverjiuhaole~”
zhanglinyaneshenshangyouwozheigenongmindexuemai，ketabuzhidaoqishitabingbushiwodeqinshengnver。
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sunyuzhendehuxilvexianjicu，duiwoyirujiwangdelengdan，
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“zhangzheng，shenmeshihounenggaigainizheizhongxiaoshiminsiwei！biezongdiaojinqianyanli！”
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yifanqiangbaihougualedianhua，buguosunyuzhenzuijinshoujichupingyoudianmaobing，anleyixiabingmeiguaduan。
yizhenyiliaomocadezaoyinzhong，wotingdaodianhuaneibiansunyuzhenyongwoconglaimeitingguodewenrouyuqishuo，
“asheng~douliangcilehaibugou~nikezhenshichitanzuidemaoer~”
nanrendichendeshengyinmanshitiaodou，
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yishengjiaochuanhou，sunyuzhenhanxiaodao
“yuanlailiuxianshengshichicua~neinixiaoxindian~”
“haizicaisigeyue，nibiezhuanghuailezanmenerzi~”
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