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yizhouyuxieyunzhouweizhuyaojiangshuduixiangdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《zhibobashediyu，heshabaiwanshuiyou》，shizuozhe“tiannanxingnan”zhengzaiquanlichuangzuodeyipiangaorenqijiazuo，gushizhongzhuyaoqingjiewei：cibaodaoyichu，jiuyinqilexuanran**，henkuaijiubeidingshangleresou，liandaizhezhouyudezhibojian，yexiaohuoleyiba。……

精彩章节

【quguizhibojian？xianzaizhuoguidounengkaizhibolema？】

【zhuborenni？rangwokankanzhei**zhangshenmeyang？】

【zheiniantouzhenshishenmedounengzhibo。xiangqianxiangfengleba。】

zhibojianyikai，yinweimingzideyuanyin，shunjianxiyinlebushaoshuiyou。

zhouyubashexiangtoudiaohao，yitaitoujiukandaosansanliangliangpiaoguoqudedanmu，gegedoushimataxiangqianxiangfenglede。

kanlejiyan，zhouyubingbuzaiyi，ershixiaozheduizhibojiandeshuiyoushuodao：

“benzhibojianjiushiquguidee，benrenhuiyixiexuanxuezhishu，zhiyaoshishenbianyouguide，douhuizidonglianjiebenzhibojian！”

【xiaogegezhangdeneimehaokan，kexishigepianzi！】

【yitingjiuganjueshipianrende，benrenzouye！】

【zhendejiade？tingzheganjueyoudian**ni。】

【pianren！zheigeshijieshanggenbenjiumeiyougui。】

kanzhedanmuyitiaotiaopiaoguo，zhouyubingbushuohua，zhishidongshoudiankaileshipinlianxian。

ranhouzaisheidoumeikandaodedifang，zhouyushouwanshangdeyinseshouzhuoturanliangleyixia。

xiayimiao，zhibojiemianjiuyouyigehuamianqielejinlai。

neishiyigeshenchuanxizhuangdabankaojiudezhongniannanren，tabozishanghaiweizheyigehongsedeweijin。

zhangxianghenbucuo，nongmeidayande，shigehenyouyunweideshuaidashu。

【wawo！shigeshuaidashuni！】

【大叔好帅！】

【zheiweidashukanzhehenzhengchanga，nayoubeiguichanshendeyangzi，zhubopianren！】

shuaidashusihuyouxiemimang，bumingbaizijizenmehuituranlianjiedaozhibojiande，buhaoyisidexiaolexiaodao:

“buhaoyisi，buzhidaozenmejiuandaolelianjieshipin，wozheijiuguaduan。”danshizhaoleyiquandoumeiyouzhaodaoguaduan，likezhouqilemeitou。

“zenmeguaduanbule？”shuaidashuzhouqimeitouwen。

“nengjiwolianxiande，jiushuomingnizhouweiyoueguixionglingdecunzai，shitamenbangnilianxiande，nizirantuichubule。”

zhouyukanzhezhongniannanrenbozishangdeweijin，yanlishanguoxianezhise，erduoqueshuqile，sihuzhengzairenzhendetingzheshenme。

zhongniannanrenyitingeguixionglingsigezi，shensehuranbianleyixia，dansuijijiuzhendingxialaile，youxiekuxiaobudedekanzhezhouyu。

dao：“xiaohuozi，nizheizaihushuoshenme？zheigeshijieshanggenbenjiumeiyougui。”

【yandeba，zenmekenengguaduanbule。】

【jiushi，kendingyoujuben，wokannixiamianhaizenmeyan。】

【wojiujingjingdekanzhenizhuangbi。】

zhouyuwushidanmu，zhishiduinanrenshuodao：“zuoyixiaziwojieshaoba。”

jiranguaduanbule，zhongniannanrenzhihaoziwojieshaoshuodao：

“wojiaoxieyunzhou，nishibushiduiwodediannaozuoleshenme？woxianzaiyaogongzuole，ruguonishixiangyaoqiandehua，wokeyijinishuagehuojian，zenmeyang？woshizaibuxiangzaizheililangfeishijian。”

【zheizhendebushixinxingpianjuma？】

【yigehuojianai，neikeshiyiqiankuaiai。】

“buhuilangfeinishijiande，woxianzaikeyigaosuni，chanzhenideneigeeguishigenvren，nianlingdagaisansishisuideyangzi，geziyimiliuzuoyou，weipang，zhangjuanfa，biziyoucehaizhangleyikezhi，qingwennirenshima？”

周宇眯着眼睛问道。

xieyunzhoudeliansezhongyubianle，biandeyouxiejiangying，yanzhongyouzheyimokongju，dongzuojidadewanghoukanleyiyan。

dongzuodaoyibanturanyishidaoshenme，youniuguotoulai，yangzhuangzhendingdekanzhezhouyu，zhishixiayishideshenshoumolemozijidaizaibozishangdehongseweijin。

dengleyihui，xieyunzhouhuranduizhouyudao：“nishizenmezhidaowoqizizhangxiangde？tayijingshizongsantianle，niyaoshizhendejiandaotale，nengbunenggaosuwozaina，wobiyouzhongxie。”

“wodoushuole，taxianzaiyijingbianchengeguile，erqiejiuzhanzainideshenhou。”zhouyuyiziyijushuodao，muguangzhizhidekanzhexieyunzhou。

【shenme？shenme？xiedashudeqiziyijingsilema？】

【yikanjiuzhidaoshijuben，doushishanglianghaode，nayouzheimeqiaodeshiqing。】

【我同意！】

“qingnibuyaokaiwanxiaolehaoma？niyaoshigaosuwowoqizizaina，wokeyijinibaochou，wozhendehendanxinwoqizideanwei，qingnigaosuwo，woqizidequxianghaoma？”

xieyunzhouhenrenzhendeduizhouyushuodao，yancizhizhongbayigeguanxinqizianweidezhangfu，biaoxiandelinlijinzhi。

danshizhouyuquezhiganjuedaohaoxiao，wenxieyunzhou：“nizhendebuzhidaoniqizizaineima？”

xieyunzhoudelianselenglexialai，shuodao：“zheiweixiansheng，ruguonizaizheiyanghujiaomanchan，wojiuyaobaojingle。”

zhouyusihaobuhuang，shenzhidoubulixieyunzhou，zhishibamuguangkanxiangxieyunzhoushenhou，jixutingtadeqizisushuoyuanqu。

banxiangzhihou，zhouyudianlediantou，ranhouweiweiyixiao，duixieyunzhoushuodao：“nijiadedizhishizaiweilongxiaoqu，duima？woganggangyijingbaojingle，buchushifenzhongjingchajiuyaodaole，youshenmeshidenghuigenjingchashuoba。”

“heng，wohaixiangbaojingni，shuo，wolaopodeshizongshibushiheniguan？”

xieyunzhoutingdaojingcha，sihaobupa，haiyifuqingsongdebiaoqingkanzhezhouyu，zuijiaoyouyimodeyidehudu。

【lailailai，xiazhule，woduyimaoqian，jingchabuhuilai。】

【baojingle？wandeneimedama？】

【yebuzhidaozhuboheshuaidashuneigehuigenjingchashushuzou，zenmeban，woyouxiexingfenni！】

yihuimeizhuyi，zhibojianliderenyuelaiyueduole，zheihuidoukuaiyiwanrenle，tingzheliangrendeduihuazhengzaidujingchayihuilaibulai。

zhouyukanxieyunzhouyifuyoushiwukongdeyangzi，zhongyurenbuzhule。

lengzhelianwen：“nizaideyishenme？deyinizuodetianyiwufeng，jingchalailedouchabuchulaishima？”

“nizaishuoshenme？weishenmewotingbudong？”xieyunzhoulengxiaozheshuodao。

“bu，nihendongde，buguowoyaogaosuni，suirannizuodehenganjing，danshiniqueliuxialeyigezhimingdepozhan。”

zhouyushuodao，ranhouyoukanleyiyanxieyunzhoubozishangdehongseweijin。

shunzhezhouyudemuguang，xieyunzhouditou，shenshoumolemozijibozishangdeweijin，ranhoushuodao：

“zheigeweijinshiwolaopojiwozhide，womenhenxiangai，ruguonizhendezhidaowoqizidexialuo，nengbunenggaosuwo？wozhendehendanxinta。”

zhouyutinglexieyunzhoudehua，exindoukuaiyaotule，shuodao：“danxinta？danxintameibeichongganjingma？”

xieyunzhoudeliansezhongyubianle，dao：“shenmeyisi？shenmechongganjing？”

【chongganjing？zheishinengxingrongrendema？】

【shenmeyisia？nandao……】

【bunengba，zheigedashukanyangzihenaitadelaoponi。】

xieyunzhouxianranyekandaoledanmu，diantoushuodao：“meicuo，wohenaiwodelaopo，womenshigaozhongtongxue，gaozhongyibiyejiuzaiyiqile，daxueyekaoshangleyisuoxuexiao。

daoxianzai，womenyijingzaiyiqiershiernianle。suoyi，zhubo，niyaoshizhendezhidaowolaopodexialuo，qingnigaosuwohaobuhao，niyaoduoshaoqianwodounengjini。”