钟摆别停时代讽刺家-著

小说简介

zaishidaifengcijiadexiaoshuo《zhongbaibieting》zhong，linyanchenyezhangjingshanshiyigeputongren，dantazhudingyaochengweigaibianshijiedeyingxiong。beixuanzhongbaohuyigegulaodeshenmiyiwu，linyanchenyezhangjingshantashangleyichangchongmanqihuanhemaoxiandelvcheng。tajiangmianduixieeshilidezhuizhuhezijineixindezhengzha，tongshiyefaxianlezijiyinzangdeliliangheshiming。tapale。”“4124.5.20：linasile，xinwenshangshuoshiyiwai，wozhidaoshitagande，xiayigehuishishei？”“4124.5.25：wangfangyesi……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihegandongdeshijie。

精彩章节

1yuyeguianbaoyuzazaijiangchenglaochengqudeqingshibanlushang，lidaohendexiangyaobalumianzachukenglai。

shuihuahunzheanhongsedexuezijianqi，zaixiangkouhunhuangdeludengxiayunkai，xiangyifubeipolemodeliezhiyouhua。

linyandefayichetingzaijingjiexianwai，honglanjingdengzaiyumulishanderenyanyun，tatuikaichemen，

heiseyuyidexiabaigangluodijiubeiyushuijindechendiandiande。“linfayi，kesuanlaile！

”xingjingduidexiaowangpaoguolai，yuyimaoziyadehendi，luchudexiabashangzhanzhenidian，“chenduizailimiandengni，

zheianzi……youdianxiemen。”linyanmeiyingsheng，zhishitaishoulilelishoutao——rujiaoshoutaoguozhezhijian，

chuganbingliang，shitazheixienianweiyinengzhaodaodeanquangan。chuanguosancengjingjiexian，

xiangkouneikelaohuaishudeyingzipumianerlai，shuganshanghaichanzhequnianchunjieguadehongdenglongcanpian，

cikebeiyushuipaodefahei，xiangchuizhedeyikuaipobu。shuxiadenidili，sizhequansuozhe，

zishixianggebeidiuqidebuwawa。shigesanshisuizuoyoudenvren，chuanmibaiselianyiqun，qunbaizhanmanniwu，

zuoshoubeirenkeyianzaichaoshidenituli，zhangxinchaoshang，wenwentuozheyimeihuangtongwaiqiaodejiuhuaibiao。

huaibiaodebolizhaoliezhezhuwangwen，zhizhenkazailingchenliangdianshifendeweizhi，yidongbudong。“sizhesuman，31sui，

xiangwei‘manhuasheng’huadiandelaoban。”chenyexianlexianyuyimaoyan，luchumanshihuchadelian，yandiyouhongxuesi，

“jiankongpaidaotazuowanshidianbanguandian，linzheyigeheisesuliaodaiwangjiazou，zhihoujiumeilezongji。

xiangkoudejiankongbeirendongguoshoujiao——nikan。”tazhilezhixiangkoudeshexiangtou，

jingtoubeiyigenzheduandehuaishuzhisisidangzhu，shuzhiqiekoupingzheng，xianranshirenweibaiduande。linyandunxiashen，

zhijiangangpengdaohuaibiaodehuangtongqiaojiumengdisuolexia——biaoqiaoshiwende。bushisizhecanliudetiwen，

sizhedepifuyijingliangtoule，zheiwendugengxianggangbeirenwozaishouliwuguo。tataitousaoleyanxiangzishenchu，

heianxiangnongchoudemo，nengtunshisuoyouguangxian，zongjuedeyoushuangyanjingzangzaineilimian，zhenglengbingbingdidingzheta，

xiangshinianqianmuqinbingfangwaideneigeyuye，neizhongbeikuishidehanyi，conghoubeiyizhipadaotoupi。

“shiwen35.2℃，shijiangkuosandaojian、zhou、kuan、xidengdaguanjie，jiaomoqingduhunzhuo，jiemoyouchuxuedian。

”tadezhijianhuaguosizhedejingdongmai，zhijiagaitiaoqiyidiananhongsedejiejia，“jingbuyouruiqichuangkou，

chuangkoupingzheng，bianyuanwujuchizhuang，yinggaishishoushudaozhileideborenqixiezaochengde，shendudagai3limi，

ganghaoqieduanjingdongmaiheqiguan。”taxiankaisizhedexiukou，wanguchuyouyiquandanzisedelehen，henjijunyun，

meiyouzhengzhazaochengdecuowei：“shengqianbeishufuguo，danmeiyoumingxianzhengzhahenji，kenengtiqianbeixiayaole。

”xiaowangzaipangbianjibiji，bijiandunledun：“linfayi，zheiyijingshidisangeleba？qianlianggesizheshenbian，

yeyouzheizhongjiuhuaibiao。”chenyedemeitouningchenglejie，congkoudailitaochuliangzhangzhaopiandijilinyan。

diyizhangshigechuanxizhuangdenanren，sizaixieziloudeloutijian，

zhangxindehuaibiaozhizhentingzailingchenyidiansishiwufen；dierzhangshigechuanxiaofudenvren，

sizaizhongxueqicaishidechuwujuli，huaibiaozhizhentingzailingchenyidianwushiwufen。sanzhangzhaopianlidehuaibiaoyimoyiyang，

huangtongqiao，lieboli，lianneicekezhedemohuhuawendoufenhaobucha。“shijianzaiwanghoutui。

”linyanbazhaopianhaijichenye，zhijianniezhehuaibiaobianyuan，qingqingzhuanlebanquan，“xiangshixiongshouzaidaoshu，

huozhe……zaijishi。”taturantingzhu，

muguangluozaihuaibiaoneicedekezishang——shi“renxinyiyuan”desuoxie“rxyy”，

xiamianhaiyouyichuanmohudebianhao：“sy-14-0612”。xinzangmengdiyichen。

4114nian6yue12ri，shitamuqinlinhuizairenxinyiyuanqushiderizi。shinianqian，

muqinzuoxinzangdaqiaoshoushu，yiyuanshuosiyumazuiguomin，ketamingmingjide，muqinshuqianzuoguoguominceshi，

duichangyong**bingbuguomin。taquyaobingli，yiyuanshuo“dangandiushi”，zaihoulai，

liandangshidezhudaoyishengdoumeilezongying。“bahuaibiaosongqujishuke，zhongdianchabianhaoduiyingdeqixiejilu，

haiyoubiaoqiaoshangdezhiwen。”linyanzhanqishen，yuyixiabaidizheshui，zaidishangjileyixiaotan，

“shitixianyunhuizhongxin，woyaojiepou。lingwai，chasumandeshehuiguanxi，youqishiherenxinyiyuanyoumeiyoujiaoji。

”yuhaizaixia，laohuaishudeyezibeidadehuahuaxiang，xiangshiyourenzaianchudiyu。linyanhuitoukanleyanxiangzishenchu，

neidaokuishidemuguangyijingxiaoshile，dantazhidao，zheizhishikaishi——neigezangzaianchuderen，bujinzaisharen，

haizaibatawangshinianqiandenizhaolituo。2mishizhimifayizhongxindejiepoushizaifuyilou，hengwen20℃，

xiaodushuideweidaonongdegaiguoleyushuidexingqi。linyanchuanzhebaidagua，kouzhaozhezhuledabanzhanglian，

zhiluchushuanggewailiangdeyanjing，zhengdingzhejiepoutaishangdesuman。“jingbuchuangkoushendu3.2limi，chuangjiaoruili，

chuangbiguanghua，fuhedanrenborenqixiezaochengdesunshang，renzhangbudiyu10limi，tuiceweiyiyongshoushudao。

”tashouchijiepoudao，qingqinghuakaisizhedexiongqiang，“xiongqiangneiyoushaoliangjixue，zhuyaochuxuedianzaijingdongmai，

fuheshixuexingxiukesiwangtezheng。”zhushouxiaozhounazhejiluban，bijianfeikuaididongzhe：“linjie，

weineirongwuchubujiancechulaile，youlvxiaoxipandechengfen，jiliangdagai10haoke，

ganghaonengrangrenzai30fenzhongneishiqufankangli，buhuizhijiezhisi。xiongshouduiyaowujiliangbakongdehenzhun，

xiangshidongyide。”linyan“ng”leyisheng，

muguangluozaisizhedezuoshouwumingzhishang——neiliyougedandandehuanxingyinzi，pifuyansebizhouweiqian，

xianranshizhangqidaijiezhiliuxiade，danxianzaijiezhibujianle。

tafanlefansumandesuishenwupindai：shouji、qianbao、yaochi、haiyouyizhanghuadiandehuiyuanka，weidumeiyoujiezhi。

“qianlianggesizhedezuoshouwumingzhi，shibushiyeyoujiezhiyin？”taturanwen。xiaozhoulenglexia，

ganjinfanzhiqiandejilu：“dui！diyigesizheshijianzhushejishi，

zuoshouwumingzhiyoubojinjiezhiyin；diergeshizhongxuelaoshi，tongyangdeweizhi，youyinjiezhiyin，

liangrendejiezhidoumeizhaodao。”“sangesizhe，shenfenhaowujiaoji，quedoudaihunjie，qiejiezhidouzaisiqianbeinazou。

”linyanfangxiajiepoudao，zhaixiashoutao，zhijianzaijilubanshangqiaoleqiao，“quchatamendehunyinzhuangkuang，

youqishiyoumeiyoulihun、sangou，huozhejinqiganqingchuxianwentideqingkuang。lingwai，chasumandetonghuajilu，

zhongdiankantasiqian24xiaoshihesheilianxiguo。”xiaozhougangdiantou，jiepoushidemenjiubeituikaile。

zhangjingshanzoulejinlai，tashifayizhongxindelaozhuren，yeshilinyandedaoshi，toufayijinghuabai，

shoulinazheyidiebaogao，liansebutaihao。tashenshanghaidaizhewaimiandehanqi，yijinlaijiudalegepenti。

“huaibiaodejiandingjieguochulaile。”tababaogaodijilinyan，shengyinyoudianshaya，

“biaoqiaoshangdebianhao‘sy-14-0612’，

duiyingdeshirenxinyiyuan4114nianwaikeshoushushideqixiebianhao，

zheipihuaibiaoshidangshifangzaishoushujianlidejishigongju，4119nianyiyuanfanxin，quanbeidangchengfeipinchulile。

”linyandezhijianzuanjinlebaogao，zhiyebianyuanbeiniedefazhou：“4114nian，renxinyiyuandewaikezhurenshishei？

”“zhaoqiming。”zhangjingshantanlekouqi，laguoyibayizizuoxia，“buguotawunianqianjiucizhile，

xianzaizaichengxikailejiasirenzhensuo，jiao‘qimingzhensuo’。woyijingrangchenyepairenquchatale，

buguolinyan——”tataitoukanta，yanshenfuza，“shinianqiannimuqindeshi，bietaiwangxinliqu，

zheianziweibihedangnianyouguan，biedaizheqingxuchaan。”linyanmeishuohua。

shinianqiandehuamianturanyongshanglai：shibasuidetalinzhebaowentong，zhanzairenxinyiyuanwaikebingfangwai，

kandaoyigechuanbaidaguadenanrencongmuqindebingfanglichulai，xiongpaishangdemingzishi“zhaoqiming”，

tadebaidaguaxiukouzhanzheyidianxue，kandaotashi，yanshenshanleyixia，kuaibuzoule。houlaimuqinjiumeile，

yiyuanshuo“mazuiguomin”，ketazongjuede，neigeyanshenbuduijing。“woqutangrenxinyiyuan。

”tazhongxindaishangshoutao，shengyinhenqing，“woyaocha4114nian6yue12rideyiliaoshigujilu。

”zhangjingshanxianglanta，shoutaidaoyibanyoufangxiale，zhishikanzhetadebeiying，

yandishanguoyisibuyichajuededanyou：“zhuyianquan，youqingkuangsuishijiwodadianhua。

”renxinyiyuandedanganshizaidixiayiceng，chaoshidenengwendaomeiwei。guanliyuanshigewushiduosuidenvren，xingliu，

daizhelaohuajing，fanlebantiandanganju，zuihouyaozhetoushuo：“4114niandeyiliaoshigujilu？meiyoule。

4119nianyiyuanfanxinqian，danganshishiguohuo，shaoledabandangan，shengxiadeyeluanqibazaode，

zaobuzhidaorengnaerqule。”“shihuo？”linyanzhouqimei，“wozenmemeitingshuoguo？”“xiaofanweihuozai，

jiushaoledixiadanganshideyigejiaoluo，yiyuanmeiwangwaishuo。”liuguanliyuannachuyigedengjiben，“nikan，

zheishidangshidexiaohuijilu，4114niandewaikedangan，quanzailimian。”linyancouguoqukan，

dengjibenshangqueshiyou“4114waikedangan，yinhuozaisunhui，yuyixiaohui”deziyang，

qianzirenshi“zhaoqiming”，riqishi4119nian5yue——zhengshitacizhideneigeyue。tabusixin，

zijizoudaodanganjiaqian，zhijianhuaguoyipaipailuomanhuichendedanganhe。turan，zhijianpengdaoyigeyingqiaoben，

kazailianggedanganhezhongjian，fengmianshaojiaoleyijiao，shangmianxiezhe“4114nianwaikehushizhibanrizhi”。

tachouchulai，fankai，limiandezijiyouxiemohu，moshuibeishuijinguo，yunchengyituan。

fandao4114nian6yue12rineiyiye，shangmianyonglansegangbixiezhe：“3chuanglinhui，

14:00xingguanzhuangdongmaidaqiaoshu，17:30shubihuifang，22:10tufaxinlvshichang，

zhaozhurendaochangqiangjiu，23:00xuanbulinchuangsiwang，bingliyiguidang。”xiamianhaiyouyixingxiaozi，

shiyongqianbixiede，zijihenqing，kuaibeicengmeile，zhinengmianqiangkanqingjigezi：“yejianzhiban，

21:40jianzhangfuzhurenjin3chuangbingfang，22:00likai。”zhangfuzhuren？linyandehoubeiyizhenfaliang。

4114nian，zhangjingshanzhengshirenxinyiyuandewaikefuzhuren。tabazhibanrizhitoutousaijinbaoli，

zhuanshenduiliuguanliyuanshuo：“mafanninzaizhaozhao，yaoshiyou4114niandehushimingdan，yejiwoyifen。

”liuguanliyuanbaibaishou：“zaomeile，huozaishaoguangle。guniang，biechale，shinianqiandeshi，chaleyemeiyong。

”linyanmeizaishuohua，zhuanshenzouchudanganshi。zoudaoyiyuanmenkoushi，shoujixiangle，shixiaozhoudalaide：“linjie，

sumandetonghuajiluchadaole，tasiqianliangxiaoshi，heyigehaomatonghuale15fenzhong，

neigehaomashi……qimingzhensuodezuoji。”zhaoqiming。linyanwozheshouji，zhijiefanbai。

shinianqianmuqinshoushudezhudaoyisheng，shinianhouhesizhetonghuaderen，

haiyouneimeikezhemuqinjiridehuaibiao——zheiyiqie，juebushiqiaohe。

3anyezhuizongchengxideqimingzhensuozangzaiyitiaolaoxiangli，menkouguazheyikuaitunsedemupai，

shangmianxiezhe“qimingzhensuo”sigezi，youqidiaoledaban。linyangandaoshi，chenyedecheyijingtingzaimenkou，

jingjiexianweizhezhensuo，jigexingjingzhengjinjinchuchu。“linfayi，nilaile。”chenyecongzhensuolichulai，

lianseningzhong，“zhaoqimingsile。”linyandexinzangmengdiyisuo：“shenmeshihoufaxiande？”“banxiaoshiqian，

zhensuodehushilaishangban，faxianmenmeisuo，jinqujiukandaozhaoqimingtangzaizhenchataishang。

”chenyedijitayifuxindeshoutao，“heqiansangesizheyiyang，zhangxinfangzhehuaibiao，

zhizhentingzailingchenliangdianershifen。”linyangenzhechenyezoujinzhensuo。zhensuobuda，fenliwailiangjian，

waijianshijiedaiqu，shafashangfangzheyijianhuisewaitao，chajishangyoubanbeimeihewandecha，yijingliangtoule。

lijianshizhenchashi，baisedezhenchataishang，zhaoqimingtangzaishangmian，chuanzhebaidagua，lingkouzhanzhexue。

tadezuoshouzhangxinchaoshang，fangzheyimeiheqiansangesizheyimoyiyangdehuaibiao，bolizhaomeilie，

zhizhenqingxidizhizheliangdianershifen。linyandunxiashen，zixijianchazhaoqimingdejingbu——tongyangderuiqichuangkou，

pingzheng，shendu3limizuoyou，qieduanlejingdongmai；wanguchuyoutongyangdedanziselehen；zuoshouwumingzhishang，

youyimeimingxiandebojinjiezhiyin，jiezhibujianle。“siwangshijianchubupanduanzailingchenliangdiandaoliangdianbanzhijian，

hehuaibiaozhizhenshijianyizhi。”tazhanqishen，huanguzhenchashi，“youmeiyoufaxianshenmeyichang？”“yougemishi。

”chenyezhilezhizhenchataipangbiandeyigejuzi，“juzihoumianyougeanmen，womengangdakai。”linyanzouguoqu，

juzishimuzhide，shangmianfangzhetingzhenqi、xueyajidengyiliaoqixie。xingjinglakaijuzi，houmianguoranyougeanmen，

menshixuyande，limianheiqiqide。xiaowangdakaishoudiantong，guangshuzhaojinqu，limianshigexiaofangjian，dagaisanpingmi，

dishangfangzheyigetiehe。chenyenaqitiehe，dakai，limianzhuangzhesimeijiezhi——sanmeinvshi，yimeinanshi，

doushibojinde。meimeijiezhideneicedoukezhemingziheriqi：“suman，4114.6.12”“lina，

4114.6.12”“wangfang，4114.6.12”“zhaoqiming，4114.6.12”。

4114nian6yue12ri，muqinqushiderizi。linyandehuxiyoudianjicu，zhijianpengdaoqizhongyimeijiezhi，

bingliangdejinshutiezhepifu，xiangkuaibing。“sigesizhe，douzaijiezhineicekelezheigeriqi。

”chenyedeshengyinyoudianchen，“womenchale，suman、lina、wangfang，

shinianqiandouzairenxinyiyuangongzuo——sumanshiwaikedexunhuihushi，linashimazuishi，wangfangshiqixiehushi，

erzhaoqiming，shidangshidewaikezhuren，yeshinimuqinshoushudezhudaoyisheng。”linyandenaoziwengwengxiang。

shinianqianmuqindeshoushutuandui，ganghaoshizheisigeren。neimuqindesi，genbenbushimazuiguomin，ershiyiliaoshigu？

ketamenweishenmeyaozaijiezhishangkemuqindejiri？xiongshouyouweishenmeyaoshatamen？“mishilihaiyoubiededongxima？

”tawen。xiaowangconganmenlinachuyigebijiben，fengmianshiheisede，

shangmianzhanzhehuichen：“zheishizaitiehepangbianzhaodaode，xiangshizhaoqimingderiji。”linyanjieguobijiben，fankai。

limiandezijihenliaocao，xiangshizaicongmangzhongxiede。“4124.5.10：talaile，daizhehuaibiao，

wenwo4114.6.12deshi，woshuowangle，tabuxin。

”“4124.5.15：sumanjiwodadianhua，shuotayeshoudaolehuaibiao，zhizhentingzailiangdianshifen，

tapale。”“4124.5.20：linasile，xinwenshangshuoshiyiwai，wozhidaoshitagande，

xiayigehuishishei？”“4124.5.25：wangfangyesile，tazaijinggaowo，tazhidaosuoyoushi。

”“4124.5.30：wozhaodaodangniandebinglile，zaizhangjingshanneili，tadangnianyezaichang，

taweishenmebushuo？”zhangjingshan？linyandezhijiandunzai“zhangjingshan”sangezishangrijilishuo，

zhaoqimingzaizhangjingshanneilizhaodaoledangniandebingli？zhangjingshanmingmingshuo，dangniandedanganbeishaole。“chendui，linjie！

”waimianchuanlaixiaowangdeshengyin，“womenchadaole，4114nian6yue12ri，

renxinyiyuanhaiyouyiqiyiliaoshigu，yigejiaochenjingdenvhuanzhe，zuolanweiyanshoushushidachuxuesiwang，

zhudaoyishengshizhaoqiming。”chenjing？linyantaitoukanxiangchenye，chenyedelianseturanbianle，yanshenyouxieduoshan。

“chenjingshinishenmeren？”linyanwen。chenyedehoujiedongledong，shengyinyoudianya：“shiwomeimei。

”kongqiturananjingxialai，zhiyouwaimiandeyushenghaizaiqiaodazhechuanghu。linyankanzhechenye，tadeyandiyouhongxuesi，

shuangshouzuanchengquan，zhijiefanbai——tayoudongji，meimeisiyuzhaoqimingdeshoushu，tayaobaofu。

kezhaoqimingderijili，tidaode“ta”，shichenyema？ruguoshi，

weishenmezhaoqiminghuizairijilishuo“zhaodaodangniandebinglile，zaizhangjingshanneili”？“zhangzhurenni？

”linyanturanwen。chenyelenglexia：“zaoshangwojitadadianhua，tashuoshentibushufu，zaijiaxiuxi。zenmele？

”linyanmeihuida，zhuanshenwangzhensuowaizou：“woquzhangzhurenjia。”chenyegenzhetachulai：“woheniyiqiqu。

”zhangjingshandejiazailaochengqudeyigedanyuanlouli，liuceng，meidianti。linyanhechenyepashangqu，qiaolebantianmen，

meirenying。linyantaochushouji，jizhangjingshandadianhua，dianhuaxianglehenjiu，caibeijieqi，

limianchuanlaiyigeshayadeshengyin：“linyan？zenmele？”“zhangzhuren，nizaijiama？womenyouzhongyaodeshizhaoni。

”linyanshuo。“wozaiyiyuan，gangyoudianbushufu，laigualepingshui。”zhangjingshandeshengyinhenxuruo，

“nimenyoushenmeshi，guolaizaishuoba。”linyanhechenyeyouwangyiyuangan。daolezhuyuanbu，zhaodaozhangjingshandebingfang，

limiankongwuyiren，zhiyouchuangtoujushangfangzheyipingmeishuwandeye，zhentouhaichazaishuyeguanshang，

xianranshibeirencongmangbadiaode。chuangtoujushang，fangzheyibenfankaidebijiben，

shangmianshizhangjingshandeziji：“4114.6.12，linhuishoushu，liyishengcaozuoshiwu，daozhidachuxue，

zhaoqimingweileyangai，shuoshimazuiguomin，wozaichang，womeizuzhi。”“4124.5.28，

zhaoqimingzhaodaowo，yaodangniandebingli，wojileta，tashuoyaoshuzui。”“talaile，tazhidaowozaichang，

tabuhuifangguowo。”zuihouyixingzidemoshuiyunkaile，xiangshidileshui，youxiangshi……xue。

linyandexinzangchendaolegudi。zhangjingshanshuode“liyisheng”shishei？taweishenmeyaoyangaizhenxiang？haiyou，

“ta”shishei？shichenyema？zheishi，linyandeshoujixiangle，shigemoshenghaoma。tajieqi，

limianchuanlaiyigedichendeshengyin：“xiangzhidaonimuqindezhenxiangma？jinwanshidian，laorenxinyiyuandefeiqishoushushi，

wodengni。biegaosubieren，fouze，niyongyuanzhaobudaozhangjingshan。”dianhuaguale。linyanwozheshouji，

kanxiangchenye：“womenyoumafanle。”4zhenxiangfuxianlaorenxinyiyuanzaijiangchengdejiaoqu，zaojiufeiqile，

weiqiangtaledaban，limianzhangmanlezacao。wanshangjiudianban，linyanhechenyekaichedaolemenkou，

chedengzhaozaibanbode“renxinyiyuan”mupaishang，paizishangdeyouqiyijingdiaoguang，zhishengxiajigemohudezi。