《zhibodaomu：kaijubeifa20wan》zuoweihuaxiaoloudeyibudoushishenghuowen，wenzhangjiegouhenhao，qianyoufubihouyouzhaoying，renwudexingge、xingweihuolinghuoxian，siluxinqi，zhuyaojiangdeshi：dangzhangsuozhangyixiajiuwendaoshichouweideshihou，lianseshunjiandabian。dangleshijinianjingchadezhangsuozhangduishitidefuchouweibianshiduhengao。……
第11章
duiyuzhibojiandezheixielao6，lihaomeidali，ershizhaohuzhewangfuguigenzijiquguwanjie。
chulexiangdao，laidaolukou，lihaoshunshoulanxialeyiliangchuzuche。
“shifu，quguwanjie。”
banxiaoshihou，lihaobiandaizhetongqianzhanzaileyikuaikezhe“guwanjianding”debianexia。
dianpuwaiguangupodianya，fanggudaijianzhu，danshineiquehuihongdaqi，xiandaiganshizu。
jiazishangbaimanlewenwu，yijigezhongqizhenyibao。
kanyoukedao，dianlidegongzuorenyuanxunsudeyingleshanglai。
“qingwenliangweishilaijiandingwenwu，haishilaigoumaiwenwu？youhuozhechushouwenwudeni？”
shuohuadeshiyigeyangmaojiaohao，shencaigaotiao，chuanzhedahongqipaodenvren。
cishi，zhibolikaishilanghaoleqilai。
“woca，zheiyetaidingleba。”
“zheigewenwu，youdayoubai。”
“woqu，zheigewenwubuzhidaoshouganruhe！”
......
“nihao，womenshilaijianbaochushoude。”
“haodexiansheng，qingsuiwolai。”
genzheqipaonvren，lailedaoleyigebangongshi，jiandaolezhengzaikanshoujidejianbaozhuanjia。
zheishiyigewushiduosui，liuzhedabeitoudenanren，cishizhengpazaizhuoqian，yibiankanshouji，yibianbainongzhejimeigubi。
jiangongzuorenyuandaizhelihaoliangrenzoulejinlai，biantingxialeshoushangdegongzuo。
zaiyugongzuorenyuandejiandanjiaoliuhou，bianjieguolihaoshouzhongdetongqian，mizheyan，jujinghuishendekanleqilai。
zhijiantayihuiyongchi，yihuiyongcheng，fanfujiancelejibianhou。
tajinzhoudemeitouzhongyuhuanhuanshuzhankailai，lianshangyeluchulexiaorong。
“hongwutongbao，dangshidaqianzhijing4.6limi，zhong34.4ke，zheiyinggaishihongwudijianguohoudigesanyuezhuzaodediyipixinqian，pinxiangwanmei，wenziqingxikejian，lunkuomeiyouxiaci，suanshimingchudezhenpin。”
nanrenpengzhetongbi，fanfuguankan，aibushishou，jiujiubuyuanfangxia。
zuzuguolewufenzhong，caikaikouwendao：“zheikeshigehaodongxia，youjiawushi，xiaoxiongdiyuanyichushou？”shuohuajian，yanjingyizhabuzhadedingzhelihao。
“zhiyaojiageheshi，meishenmebunengchushoude。”
tingdaolihaoyuanyichushou，nanrenjidongdeyouxiebuzhisuocuo。
nanrenmingjiaochenping，shiyimingzishenshouzangjia，shenjiabufei，zhuanmenyanjiuhuobiershiyunian，danyizhihaimeizhaodaojimeitongbi。
yaoshisizhiqianjibuqizheijimeitongbi，tapashidoubunengmingmule。
jianzhishizhongdudeshoujipi。
ertameinengsoujidaodetongbi，wuyiliwai，douhenzhenxi，cunshidebushizaibowuguanli，jiushizaiqitadeshouzangjiashouli。
jishishihuatianjia，payeshimaibudao。
suiran“hongwutongbao”zheileiqianbixianshibushao，danxianglihaoshoulizheimewanmeide，tahaishidiyicijiandao。
物以稀为贵！
suoyizheimei“hongwutongbao”jiubiandezhenxileqilai。
zheijiaochenpingruhebujidong？
dangji，tanaqishouji，kuaisuzaishangmianfanzhaoleqilai，henkuaijiubashoujinajilihaokan。
“xiaoxiongdi，zheishiwunianqianmodoudeyichangpaimaihuishang，yimeihenizheichabuduodehongwutongbao，zuizhongchengjiaojiashi370wan。niyaoshiyouyichushoudehua，wojini500wanzenmeyang？”
“500......wan？”lihaojingdeshuohuadouyoudianjiebale。
这就百万富翁啦？
yucitongshi，zhibojiandeshuiyoumenyejingdaile。
“**，zheilaobanyetaidaqileba？”
“zheilaobannengchu，buyajia，haizhangjia！”
“zheiyejiushihaogele，yaoshihuanchengbiedezhubo，kendingshijuben。”
“aaa！shoulidejituishunjianbuxiangle。”
“yuexinsanqiandewo，haotaodaku！”
kanzhelihaochichibubiaotai，chenpinghaiyiweitaxianshao，likeshuodao：“neizheiyang，xiaoxiongdiyaoshibumanyi，wokeyizaijiayibaiwan。”
zheihuayichu，zhibojiandeshuiyoumenzhijiejinghu“haojiahuo”！
“woca，woyiqianyiweijifenzhongjishiwanshangxiashichuiniubi，xianzaikandaohaoge，wotemexinle。”
“zheijiushiyouqianrendeshijiema？”
“bushiba，xianzaitanqiandejibendanweiyijingshibaiwanlema？”
“haoge，shouwozuonixiaodiba。”
“haoshenmege，haobaba，nijiazaina？woxianzaijiuguoqujinin，duanchadaoshui、xiyidiebei！”
“renjiashiluoli，shengtianrenmeiyituidao。”
......
cike，lihaoshikanchulaile，zheilaobanshizhendexiaigubi，zheiyaoshichenhuodajiedejiajia，shizaibudidao。
yushikaikoudao：“buyongle，500wanjiutinghao，gangcaiwoshizhenjinglaobanjidetaiduole，yishijianmeifanyingguolai。”
wenyan，chenpingyeshiyileng，naoziyishijianyemeizhuanguolai。
yinweizaitaderenzhili，wanguwanderen，dabufenrendoushiweilezhuanqian，kengmengguaipianwusuobuyongqiji。
conglaizhijianxianqianshaode，haishidiyicijianrucihoudaoderen。
zheirangchenpingduilihaoyoulebushaohaogan。
“xing，neijiutingxiaoxiongdide，neijiubujiale，yikoujia，wubaiwan。”
shijifenzhonghou，hetongniding。
suizheyinxingkadaozhang501wandetishiyinxiangqi，liangrenyejiaoyichenggong。
neiduochudeyiwan，jiushilihaoshundaizhebaneimeijinianbiyemaijilechenping。
jiaoyiwanchenghou，liangrenyoutiannanhaibeideliaoleyihui。
zaizhidaolihaoshidaomuzhubodeshihou，chenpingzaisanqingqiu，yaoshiyihouzaiwadaogubiyidingyaomaijita，qianbushiwenti。
mianduichenpingrucireqing，lihaoyeyiliankuxiaodedayingle。
回去的路上。
lihaodiyiciruciyouxiandekaishigenzhibojiandeshuiyoumenliaotiandapi。
meibanfa，zicongzhibodaomukaishi，yejiuzheiyicimeiyoujingdongjingcha，xinqingdahao。
“haogezhenshidaqi，peifupeifu！”
“dadugeshaa！zhubojiushigeshazi，youqiandoubuzhuan！”
“loushangdeqingzhuyinideyanci，haogedeqipobushiwomennengbide。”
“suiranwohenxihuankanhaogegaoshi，danzheiciwopeifuhaogederenpin。”
......
qishizaichenpingjitakanmodoupaimaineimeitongbideshihou，lihaojiufaxian，neimeidepinxiangyuanyuanburuzijidezheimei。
yejiushishuo，ruguozheimeinaqupaimaidehua，yuanyuanbuzhiwubaiwan，kenengmaidaoqianwanyeshuobuding。
yaoshidangshizijikaijiayiqianwan，xiangxinchenpingyehuijieshou，buguotadeliangxinkebuyunxuzijizheimegan。
nenganshijiamaidiaojiuhenhaole，hekuanghainengchengrenzhimei。
何乐而不为呢！
zhengdanglihaozaiheshuiyoumenchuixuzijirenpindeshihou，buheshiyidedianhuaxiangleqilai。
“喂！”
“......”
“zhangsuozhanga！shenmeshia？”
“......”
“a！bawankuai，haohaohao，womashangjiudajini！”
guashangdianhua，lihaoyiliankuxiao，zheizhangsuozhangxiaoxikezhenlingtong。
zijizheibiancaizhuanlewubaiduowan，neibianjiulaiyaozhangle。
zhibojiandeshuiyoumentongyangtingdaoletonghuaneirong，dunshiyouleheleqilai。
“hahaha，haogezheishibazhaiwujiwangjilema？”
“bushi，nimenmeifaxian，haogebushiyaopeichangdianxingongsi20wanma？zenmebianchenglebawan？”
“duia，woyehenhaoqi！zheishiweishenmeni？”
“nimenzaishuoshenme20wan？bawan？”
“loushangde，nishixinlaideba！”
“heihei，qishiwozhidaoshizenmehuishi，woergumadezhizidebiaogufudelinjujiuzaisuolishangban，shiqingshizheiyangde......”dunshizhibojianliyouxiaoxilingtongdetiaochulaikaishijidajiakepuhejieshi。
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