《zhibodaiwa,kaizhehangmuguojiajia》wanquanrangduzheruxi,buguanshisiyanankaqiushaderenwukehua,haishiqitapeijiaodechuxiandouhenjingcai,meiyizhangdouhendadongren,rangrennenggoushenrukanjinqu,《zhibodaiwa,kaizhehangmuguojiajia》suojiangdeshi:zhibohuamianli,yuanbenxuduowangyoudouzaikuazandaixiyubaba,xiayimiao,momingqimiaofeiqixuduolacaineirong:“haishiwojiadaixizuikeai,beiyichupingmudefuaibaowei……。
yunyingzongjianchumenqianhaishixinhuaiceyindizhuanshen,guiquan:“shizong,zanmenyaobuyaoshishizaqianyingxiaozishen?”
meixiangdaodaixibabapaizhuozizhamao:“niyigexiashu,shizaijiaowozuoshima?”
yunyingzongjianxinzanghenhenyichou,xiayishidaoqian:“bushibushi,ninwuhuile,baoqian,wobugairangninchanshengwuhui。”
tazaixinlihenhenshanlezijiyibazhang:【sanshihaojiderenle,youbushidiyitianhunzhichang,dongshenmeceyinzhixin?zhangdianjixingba!】
“youdianzizhizhimingba,zuohaonifenneishi!”daixibabadeliansezheicaisuanshihuanhexialai,yuqiyijiubushan:
“yingxiaozishennengyoushenmeshuihua?nishidiyitianganzheixing?kunbangyingxiaolacaiyingxiaocaishixunsuhuoderedudebuerfabao!”
yunyingzongjianbudebuweiwudoumizheyao:“shi、shishi!shizongshuodedoudui。”
……
minglangyumingzixuandezhiboneirongsuiranmeinengjiqiduodashuihua,danshengzaifunvliangletianpaidexingxianghenshiwennuanrenxin。
wangyoumenchujingshengqing,luxuyourenzaizhibojianjiangshuzijideburongyi:
“woyeshiyimingertaibaba,zaoyucaiyuanhouzanshisongwaimai,qiziquanzhidaiwa,wofuzenulizhuanqianyangjia。”
“putongrendeshenghuobenjiuruci,fuqiqixinxieli,cainengaoguorenshengdejiannanxianzu。”
“shiya,renshengjiushihuachuanhengdutaipingyang,chuanshangdejiarengesiqizhidounuli,caihuigongdunanguanshouhuomeiman。”
linglingxingxingdepinglunyingzaochudejibenshizheizhonglizhifenwei,jiankuqueyouzhengnengliang。
zheiduifunvdezhibohaishengwufenzhongjiuyaojieshushi,pinglunquhuranyongjinlaihenduoren,yongcijiansuankebo:
“deleba!qiongjiubuyaosheng,zheicaisuanduihaiziderenshengfuze。”
“baqianhuajigege,querangmeimeigenzhebabachikushouleishangzongyilaoqian,zheibuzhongnanqingnvma?”
“jiushi!xiaodifangdapinshanglaidefenghuangnan,guzilijiuyouzhongnanqingnvdeeliejiyin。”
“zixuanyezhenshikelian,shengzaizheizhongchirendejiating,yihouzhudingbuhuihao。”
“zheimexiaojiuyaochulaizhuanqianyanggege,yihougegequxifumaifangzifumuyanglao,kendinghaihuiyazhata!”
“meiqianjiubuyaosheng!shengchulaihaiyaoyazhaguinv,zuonie!”
pinglunquhuranmaochulaideyidaduizhanghaoyueshuoyueedu,yizuiweiyinxiandaidudeeyichuaiceminglang,gezhongqianzedamaozikouleyidingyouyiding。
youwangyoushizaishikanbuxiaqule,julilizheng:
“xiaodifangpashanglaiderenzenmele?pingbenshizaidadoushilizuhaiyoucuole?”
“renjiazhiqianshidachangdejishuzhongceng,nianxinbaiwanneizhong,dangshitiaojianhaoshengertaizenmele?”
“tianyoubucefengyun,renjiazhishizanshishiye,youbushimeibenshiyebushicanfeile!”
“jiushiya!renjiashiyouzhenbenshidejishugaoceng,youbushikaoguanxihunshangqudeguanxihu。”
……
duanduanjifenzhong,zhibodepinglunqujiuzhaleguo。
zheiguzichongchupingmudeyuanqishenzhimanyandaolezuihouyizufunvzheili——
“hai,dajiahao,woshinimendexiaokeaidaixiya,zheishiwodebabashimisi。”
funvliangshizaikuanchangmingliangdedapingcengkaifangshichufangliqierudezhibo,liangrendoushixizheweiqundaizhegaomaodechushizaoxing。
daixibabashimisimianduijingtoushiyeshiwanquanyifuheaikeqinhaobabaxingxiang,shuohuadoushijiaziyin:
“hai,dajiahao,woshixiaipengren、reaishenghuo、zhenaiqinqingdedaixibaba,laopengyoumenyoujianmianlou~”
shuowanzheihua,funvlianghaishifenmoqidihuikanyiyanbici,xiaorongyigebiyigetianmi。
jingtoupaibudaodejiaoxia,sanmiaoqianshimisiqishitilenveryijiao,yinci,caiyoulefunvliangchaojimoqidexiangshitianxiao。
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