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《zhibo：kaijuchuaifanmanbiandui，qikupeiwannvzhubo！》xiaoshuoyouzuozheshoujianqihexiansuoxie，qingjiebolanqifu，xijiemiaoxiedeweimiaoweixiao，xiaoshuodezhurengongshisutangzhoujinxiao，jiangshule：renqizaichijideshunjian，chongpoleyibaiwan。「ding——『chouxiangcaozuo』renwuwancheng。」「jiangli『jujiqiangwanquanzhangkong』yifafang。」youyigupangdadexinxiliuyongru……

精彩章节

guoqijishuzhubojinxiao，yiwaibangding【sanjiaozhouchouxiangyigexitong】。

kaijurenwujingshi——dangzhebaiwanguanzhongdemian，baruanmengpeiwanmeizidebaotianganjing，bingnuhou：「nvrensongzui，

sheirangnitianle？」quanwangshayan，danmuzhalie：【zhubochunchunxigema，pingshilidanshen！

】meiziweiqudedangchangmianbizibi，jinxiaoquezaixitongjianglixiaqiangfatongshen，yishoum14yaqianglasi，

chuaifangelushenxian。dangmeizibeidirenweigong，kuzheqiujiushi，jinxiaokaizhedazhaoshachuanquantu，

zhiweiqiangzaitaqianmiantianbao，shunbianmiegedui。sutangzhou（nvzhubo）：「wuwuwu，gege，

qiunijiwoliugebengdai……」jinxiao：「buxing！chufeinizhuanyiquanrangwojianchashenti！」

1.「ding——jiancedaosuzhuxinlvbiaosheng，yuanqichongtian，fuhe【sanjiaozhouchouxiangyigexitong】bangdingbiaozhun。」

「xitongbangdingzhong……bangdingchenggong！」「xinshourenwufabu：yuzhubo『tangzhou』shuangpai，

zaiqidakaidediyigezhanlipinheziqian，qiangguangsuoyouwuzi，bingduitanuhou：『nvrensongzui，sheirangnitianle？

』」「renwujiangli：m14ebrwanquanzhangkong（zidanwuxiazhui，zhinadana）。」wojiaojinxiao，

yigeguoqizhubo。zhibojianrenshuchangnianweichizailiangweishu，qizhongyibanhaishipingtaiguadejiqiren。cike，

wokanzheyanqianbantoumingdexitongmianban，zaikankanpingmushangneigejiao「tangzhou」deid，xianrulechensi。sutangzhou，

renchengtangzhou，pingtaixinjinyijie，yirenmeishengtianqiangfacai，danyunqinitianzhucheng。

tasuibianjingecesuodounengjiandaosanjitou，kaijuyibaxinhaoqianggengshijiachangbianfan。erwo，qianzhiyexuanshou，

rujindedixinzhubo，pingtaiweilekpi，qiangxinganpaiwodaita。meiqimingyue「laodaixin」，

shijishangshirangwoqujitadanglvye，cengtaderenqi。wobenjiuyiduzihuo，zheixitonghaijiwolaigehuoshangjiaoyou。

「ge，gege？nizaitingma？」erjilichuanlaisutangzhouruannuodeshengyin。wodezhibojianli，

taneibiandebaiwanfensiyijingyonglejinlai，danmushunjianduoleqilai。「zheijiushineigeyuangudashenjinxiao？

kanzhehaogaolenge。」「shenmedashen，guoqidelaodongxibale，laixiwomenjiazhouzhouxuede。」「zhouzhoubiepa，

tayaoshiganqifuni，womenchonglanta！」woshenxiyikouqi，weilenei「m14ebrwanquanzhangkong」，

worenle。「zai，tiaona？」wodeshengyinlengdexiangbing。「womentiaopchengba，neilifangziduo，haosou！」

sutangzhouhuankuaidijianyi。womeishuohua，biaojileditushangzuipianyuandejiaoluo——yucun。sutangzhoulengleyixia，

haishiguaiguaidigenzhewotiaolexiaqu。luodi，wosuibianjianlebapenzi，taneibianqueyunqibaopeng，

zhijiezaigexiaomuwulijiandaolemini14hebabeijing。henkuai，duquansuoleguolai，womenpaodulushang，

sutangzhoulvxianfaxianleyiduidiren。tajinzhangdihan：「gege，neibianyouren！womenkuaipao！」「bizui。」

wolenglengtuchulianggezi。neiduirenxianranyefaxianwomenle，qiangshengshunjianxiangqi。sutangzhouhuangbuzelu，

beiyiqiangdadaozaidi。「wuwuwu，gegejiuwo！」tadaizhekuqianghandao。womeilita，ershiraodaocemian，

yongneibapopenzi，yipenyige，ganjingliluodimiediaoleneiduiren。zhibojianshunjiananjingle。「**？zheishenfa，

zheiqiangfa？」「yunqiba，penzimianqianrenrenpingdeng。」sutangzhoudefensihaizaizuiying。wozouxiangneisigehezi，

sutangzhouyezhengjiannandipaguolai，xiangtiangejijiubao。jihuilaile。jiuzaitadeshoujijiangpengdaohezideshunjian，

woyigehuachanguoqu，guangsujiangsigehezitiandeganganjingjing，lianyigenbengdaidoumeiliuxia。ranhou，

wodakaiquanduimai，duizhedaodideta，yongjinquanshenliqihoulechulai：「nvrensongzui，sheirangnitianle？」

2.zhenggezhibopingtai，zaizheiyikefangfobeianxialejingyinjian。su-tangzhoudezhibojianli，

baiwanguanzhongyanzhengzhengkanzhezijiazhuboweiqudisuozaiqiangjiao，toudingdexuetiaojijikewei，erwo，xianggezhanshenyiyang，

zhanzaisigemaozhelvyandehezizhongjian，beibaozhuangdemanmandangdang。sanmiaohou，danmujingpenle。「？？？？？？？

」「womeitingcuoba？tagangganghouleshenme？」「chushenga！zhouzhoudoukuaisile，tabufuren，haiqiangbao？」

「zhubochunchunxigema，pingshilidanshen！woyuanchengniweichouxiangyige！」wodezhibojian，

renqicongliangweishushunjiantupoleshiwan，quanshiyongjinlaimawoderen。「goudongxi！jiwomenzhouzhoudaoqian！」

「pingtaizenmehuiqianzheizhongmeisuzhidezhubo？jieyue！bixujieyue！」erjili，

sutangzhoudehuxidaizhexiweidechouye，tameishuohua，zhishibayouxijiaosezhuanguoqu，mianchaozheqiangbi，

yifuzibidemoyang。【ding——xinshourenwuwancheng。】【jiangli『m14ebrwanquanzhangkong』yifafang。

】yigunuanliuyongbianquanshen，guanyum14zheibaqiangdesuoyoudandao、houzuoli、shejijiqiao，

rutongbennengyiyangkejinlewodedna。womeilihuidanmudemanma，zoudaosutangzhoumianqian，jiangtafuleqilai。

tahaishibushuohua。wocongbeibaolidiuchuyigejijiubao。「yongdiao。」wominglingdao。tamomodashangyao，

xuetiaohuiman。「ding——chufaxinrenwu：『tiehanrouqing』。」「renwuyaoqiu：zaibenjuyouxizhong，

congdirenshouzhongjiuxiasutangzhousanci，danmeicijiuzhuhou，bixuyongyuyanchaofengta。」

「renwujiangli：shentisuzhiqianghua（chuji）。」chaofeng？zheigewoshanzhang。jiuzaizheishi，

yiliangjipuchecongshanposhangchonglexialai，cheshangshisigebiaoxingdahan，idqianzhuidoudaizhe「shayu」。

shipingtailingyigedazhubo，「shayuge」demanbiandui。shayugeyijishuhaozhucheng，

gengshisutangzhoudetouhao「qishi」，cikexianranshiwenzheweierlaixunchoude。「jinxiao！nigelaji！

ganqifuzhouzhou，jilaozisi！」gongpingshangtiaochushayugedejiaoxiao。zidanshunjianruyudianbanposaguolai。

sutangzhougangdamandexuetiao，shunjianyoubeidacan，tajinghuangdiduodaowoshenhoudeshitouhoumian。「gege，

shishayugetamen！womendabuguode，kuaipao！」「pao？」

wocongbeihoutaochuneibaganggangconghezilitianlaidem14，「weishenmeyaopao？」zhuangdan，kaijing，yiqihecheng。

duifangdejipuchezhengzaigaosuyidong，cheshangderenyezaibuduankaihuo。zaiputongwanjiakanlai，

zheishijinanmingzhongdemubiao。danzaiwoyanzhong，tamendeyidongguiji，qingxidexiangshimandongzuohuifang。「peng！」

m14fachuyishengmenxiang，zidantuotangerchu。qianlizhiwai，shayugecheshangyigeduiyuandetoukuiyingshengersui，

xuewubaokai，zhijiebeiwoyiqiangbaotoujidao。「**！」shayugejingle。budengtamenfanying，woqiangkouweidiao。

「peng！peng！peng！」sanshengqiangxiang，jihulianchengyixian。yidongba，siqiang，sicibaotou。shayugedemanbiandui，

lianchedoumeilaidejitingxia，jiuzhengzhengqiqidibianchenglesigehezi。zhenggeshijie，zaicianjingle。wodezhibojian，

danmuninggule。sutangzhoudezhibojian，yeyiyang。wochuilechuiguntangdeqiangkou，zoudaosutangzhoumianqian，

jugaolinxiadikanzheta。「kandaolema？zheijiushinihewozhijiandechaju。genjindian，

biezaixianggefeiwuyiyangqingyidaoxia，yingxiangwosharen。」diyicichaofeng，wancheng。3.「zhei……zheishiguaba？」

「kendingshigua！yidongbasiqianglianxubaotou？zhiyexuanshoudouzuobudao！」「wolupingle，zheijiuqujubao！

bixufengleta！」duanzandechenjihou，zhibojiandedanmuchedifengle。wushudejubaolianjiezaigongpingshanggundong，

shayugedefensihesutangzhoudefensitongchoudikai，shiyaojiangwozheige「waiguagou」songzou。sutangzhouyetaiqitou，

shuiwangwangdedayanjinglixiemanlezhenjinghebujie。tameijianguozheizhongqiangfa，taibuzhenshile。wolandejieshi，

zoudaoneiliangmaozheheiyandejipuchepang，kaishitianbao。「m14dezidanjiwoliudian……」

sutangzhouruoruodikaikou。「bizui，zhanlipinmeiyounidefen。」

wotouyebuhuidibasuoyou7.62haomizidansouguayikong。tazhihaoweiqudijianledianyao。

xitongdetishiyinzaicixiangqi。「ding——『chouxiangcaozuo』renwufabu：zaijuesaiquan，

yongpingdiguotaotaizuihouyimingdirenbingchiji。」「renwujiangli：jujiqiangwanquanzhangkong。」pingdiguochiji？

zheixitongshizhenhuiwan。jiexialaideshijian，wodaizhesutangzhouyiluxiangjuesaiquantuijin。lushangyouyudaoleliangduiren，

doubeiwoyongm14qingsongjiejue。meiyici，sutangzhoudouhuibeidirendeliudanjidao，erwozehuizaimieduizhihou，

yibianfuta，yibianyonggezhongfangshichaofengta。「nijiubunengzhaogehaodiandeyanti？feiyaozhanzaineidanghuobazi？」

「nideqiangshishaohuogunma？kaileneimeduoqiang，zhongleyifamei？」sutangzhoubeiwoshuodetoudoutaibuqilai，

dantayefaxianleyigeguilv：zhiyaogenzaiwoshenbian，buguanyudaoduodadeweixian，zuihouzongnenghuaxianweiyi。yushi，

tachedifangqiledikang，xianggexiaogenbanyiyang，momodigenzaiwoshenhou，

fuzesouguawokanbushangdedongxihe……beidadao。wodezhibojianrenqiyijingtupolewushiwan，

danmuyecongyikaishideqingyisemanma，zhujianchuxianleyixiebuyiyangdeshengyin。「suiranzhubozuichou，

danzheiqiangfa……zhendeshangxinyuemua！」「shafaguoduan，juebufeihua，zheicaishizhennanren！

bineixieweizhenvzhubozhuandetiangouqiangduole！」「wohaoxiang……youdianbeiquanfenle？」henkuai，

youxijinrulejuesaiquan。changshangzhishengxiasangeren：wo，sutangzhou，hezuihouyigeweizhidediren。

duquansuozaileyipianmaitianli，jihumeiyourenheyanti。「gege，womenxianzaizenmeban？」sutangzhoupazaidishang，

shengyinjinzhangdefadou。wodakaibeibao，kanleyiyanwodezhuangbei：manpeim14，manpeiakm，sanjitou，

sanjijia。ranhou，wodangzhewushiwanguanzhongdemian，zuochuleyigerangsuoyourenmudengkoudaidejudong。

wobaliangbazhuwuqi、toukui、jia，quandourengzailedishang，zhiliuxialeyibapingdiguo。「zhubofengle？」

「zheishishenmexingweiyishu？juesaiquanluobensongkuaidi？」sutangzhouyeshale：「gege，ni……niganshenmeya！」

「nipahao，biedong。」wodiuxiasigezi，qiehuanchushoulidepingdiguo，maozheyao，

yidiandianchaozhemaitianzhongyangmoqu。fengchuiguomailang，shashazuoxiang，yangailewodejiaobusheng。wozhidao，

neigedirenyidingyepazaimougejiaoluo，dengzhewomenxianlutou。zheishiyichangnaixinheyongqideboyi。turan，

yishengqiangxiang！shiawm！zidancazhewodetoupifeiguo，woshenzhinengganshoudaoneiguzhuoredeqilang。

weizhibaolule！「tazaijiudianzhongfangxiangdemaiduohoumian！」sutangzhoujimanghandao。jihuzaitahuayinluoxiadeshunjian，

wodongle。womeiyouhoutui，fanerchaozheqiangshengdefangxiangfaqilechongfeng。shepizouwei！

woyongyizhongfeiyisuosidebufa，zaiqianglindanyuzhongzuoyouhengtiao，

awmdezidanyifajieyifadiluozaiwoshenhoudenituli，queshizhongwufamingzhongwo。「zheizouwei！wodetian！

tashiniqiuma？」「duoawm？tashizenmeyupande？」zhibojianli，jinghushengyipian。

neigedirenxianranyehuangle，tameixiangdaohuiyourengandingzheawmdehuolichongfeng。tafangqilejujiqiang，

qiehuanchubuqiangkaishisaoshe。danyijingwanle。wochongdaoletademianqian。tajingkongditaiqitou，

kanzhewoshouzhonggaogaojuqidepingdiguo。「dang！」yishengqingcuidejinshuzhuangjisheng。

pingmushangtiaochuleneixingjinsedeziti：「dajidali，jinwanchiji！」4.woyingle。yongyibapingdiguo，

zaijuesaiquan，chongdiaoleyigenazheawmdediren。zhenggezhibopingtai，suoyouguankanzheichangbisaideren，

douxianruleyizhongguiyidechenmo。shayugedezhibojianli，tazhangzhezui，bantianshuobuchuyijuhua。

sutangzhoudezhibojianli，danmuyijingbushi「？」he「！」，ershiyipianpiande「……」。wodezhibojian，

renqizaichijideshunjian，chongpoleyibaiwan。「ding——『chouxiangcaozuo』renwuwancheng。」

「jiangli『jujiqiangwanquanzhangkong』yifafang。」youyigupangdadexinxiliuyongruwodedanao。

congm24daoawm，congtiqianliangjisuandaopingxijiqiao，suoyoujujiqiangdeaomi，leranyuxiong。

「wo……womenchijile？」sutangzhoudeshengyindaizheyisibuzhenshigan。zheishitazhiboyilai，

diyicizairucigaoduandejulichiji。erqieshiyizheiyangyizhonglipudefangshi。wotuichuyouxijiesuanyemian，

meiyoushuohua。zhibojiandedanmuzhongyuhuifulezhengchang，bingqieyiyizhonggengjiakuangredefangshibaofa。「die！

congjintianqi，nijiushiwoqindie！」「zheiyijingbushijishule，zheishiyishu！zheishibaolimeixue！」「woxuanbu，

jinxiao，zhonghuiludishenxianjing！」「zhiqianmazhuboshiguadechulaizouliangbu？liantengma？」manmahezhiyixiaoshile，

querdaideshiqingyisedechongbaihejingtan。jiuzaizheishi，yigejinsedehuojiantubiaozaipingmushangzhakai。

【「shayuge」zainindezhibojiansongchu「chaojihuojian」x100！】shayuge，