xiaoshuo《zhibo：rangnidiaoyu，meirangnidiaoshiti》，youzuozheguwangxidujiaqinglisuochuangzuowanchengde，wenlidedaibiaorenwuyougaoxiaofanyuweibao，xiaoshuoneironggenggai：fuwankuandegaoxiaofanzhuishangyimingliqudediaoyou，congtaneinalejifuwudaocidegouzi，diaoyoumeigegouzidaxiao，dou……
zhibojiandezhongren，kandaogaoxiaofanyoujiaoleqian，renbuzhudezaidanmulishuoleqilai。
zaixiahubushilang：“fange，chongdonglea，hekuzaisongqianqua。”
xuyihongquan：“shuoshenmepihuani，wozigeyoucuo？bixuganta，haohaodiao，ranglaobanxuebenwugui。”
zaixiahubushilang：“.......quange，woyisishi，fangedediaoyujishu，si~......yiyannanjin。”
yijijingdiaodashiyuweibao：“nizuotianhaishuowozigeyediaobaijinjuwu，pei，wozige，jiayou！。”
“zhubojiayou！gangcaifashengdewodoutingdaole，jianzhirangrenexin，nongta，henhendepan！”
xuyihongquansongchujianianhua*1。
xuyihongquan：“wozigebisheng，qishishangbunengshu。”
gaoxiaofanjiangganzishangdezixianhuanxia，huanshanggangcaiyaolaidewudaocizixian，gualeshangqu，guashangerliao，paoganrushui。
mangwanzhihou，huitouchoulechoudanmu，couleguoqu。
“ganxiewoquangedejianianhua，meibiyaosong，zijimaidianerliaobuxiangma。”
zuishangzheimeshuo，neiweiqiaodezuijiaozuyibiaomingneixindeyuyue。
“renwu3yiwancheng，xianjinjiangliyifafang，erliaojiangliyifafangzhidiaoxiangnei。”
tingdaonaohailidetishiyin，gaoxiaofanzhongyumeirenzhu，xiaochulesheng。
tagangcaijiushizaidu，duxitonghuipandingtafuwanfeizaicidiaoyu，jiusuanzuowanchengrenwu。
suiranxitongrenwushuoming，diaoyurendefanji，danshiquemeiyoujutideshuzhi，suoyitatuice，zhiyaomanzuqianzhitiaojian，jiusuanwanchengrenwu。
guoranruci，congmingruwo。
gaoxiaofandakaidiaoxiang，yituanxingmudejinhuangseaolijifuxianzaiyanqian。
xitongmizhierliao：mizhixiaohanbao，sheiyongsheizhidao，youyuxiaoguogaganiubi。
shiyongfangfa：xubuduandecuorou，jiangerliaorouniezhilasizhuangtai。
jiandancubaowunaodejieshao，ranggaoxiaofanjiduhuaiyi，xitongshibushizhijiejiletayituoshi。
gaoxiaofanyilianxianqijiangneituoaolijinalechulai。
yi？bieshuo，shouganhaibucuo。
gaoxiaofanmeitousongkairenbuzhunielenie。
zhibojianlideguanzhongkanzhejingtoulidegaoxiaofan，xianshiyilianxianqidepazaidiaoxiangshang，suihouconglimiannachuyituojinhuangdeshi，haifeichangxiangshoudenielenie。
guanzhongdoushijingdiaolexiaba，danmufengkuangbiaosheng。
xuyihongquan：”“wogan！wozige，buzhiyuwanshia！”
yijijingdiaodashiyuweibao：“wanshidealalei？”
zaixiahubushilang：“wanle，wozigekendingmeiyoucongzuowandeyinyinglizouchulai，yijidongdoukaishiwanaolijile。”
“gaosuwo，zheishicuojueduibudui，wokandebushidiaoyuzhuboma？”
gaoxiaofanmeilizhibojiandedanmu，shuangshoupengzheerliao，yilianqianchengyouxiaoxindefangzailelaerpanshang。
zaizhibojianguanzhongdeyanli，shuangshourouqing，sifumo，siqingfu，kaishihuanmanderouniezheneiyituoaoliji。
xuyihongquan：“？？？”
yijijingdiaodashiyuweibao：“？？？”
zaixiahubushilang：“？？？”
“？？？”
“wozigebuhuishizhunbeinaaolijilaidiaoyuba。”
meiyourenhuidatadewenti，shubuqingdewenhaodanmufugailezhenggepingmu。
gaoxiaofancishiyeshizaijinxinjinlideroucuoerliao，nayouxinsixiangzheixie。
xuyihongquan：“wowule！wowule！wowule！”
yijijingdiaodashiyuweibao：“？？？”
zaixiahubushilang：“？？？”
“？？？”
xuyihongquan：“zheihaibumingbaima？wozigezhunbeinashidiuchitangliexinlaobande。xiaciwoyedaituoaoliji，kansheibushuangjiudiujinqu。”
yijijingdiaodashiyuweibao：“xuedaole。”
zaixiahubushilang：“xuedaole。”
“学到了。”
xuyihongquankanzhezhibojianguanzhongduitadetuicehenrentong，zhenggerendoukangfenle。
xuyihongquansongchujianianhua*3.
yidapideyonghushunzhexuyihongquansongdejianianhuajijinlezhibojian，zhibojianrenshulaidaolewuwanren。
jieguoyijinlaijiukandaolerangrentoupifama，xinzangzhaliedehuamian。
gaoxiaofanroucuoleyihui，ganjuedaoyijingchusi，biantingzhilecuorou。
kanlekanshoushangyijingchengjiaozhuangdejinhuangsewuzhi，tachadianmeituchulai。
yituoaolijibianchengleyitanle。
tazhuaizhuyijiao，qingqingdeyiche，zhenggeerliaobeilachenghuzhuang，congerliaofengxizhongnengkandaomimimamadeersi。
gaoxiaofanmanyidexiaolexiao，zheichusixiaoguo，xiangdangzhalie，zhenrangrendanxinyuchilekasangzi。
buguotahenhaoqi，zheigeerliaozhendeneimeshenqima？
tarenbuzhujiangzhanmanleerliaodeshou，qingqingsongdaobiziqian，qingqingxiuleyikou。
嗯？真香啊。
gaoxiaofanbishangshuangyanyiliantaozui。
shenhou45dujiaopaishedeshouji，jianggaoxiaofandedongzuo，shenqing，yisiyihaomeiyouyiloudeludaozhibojianli。
zhibojianlideguanzhong，kanzhetadecaozuo，yishijiandanmudoutinglexialai。
“wobenyiweizuoyeyediaofushidezhuboyijingtianxiawudi，meixiangdaohaiyourenbitahaiyongmeng.....”
yijijingdiaodashiyuweibao：“loushangde，youmeiyoukeneng，nishuodeshitongyigezhubo。”
“aileaile，haojiumeikandaozheimebiantaile，guanzhuguanzhu。”
zaixiahubushilang：“zicongkanlewozigedediaoyuzhibo，woxianzaiyidianyebuxiangqudiaoyule。”
xuyihongquan：“mofeiwocaicuole？wozigeshiele，xiangbuchongdiantili？？？”
“呕”
“呕”
“呕”
gaoxiaofanbushedejiangshoushangdeerliaocuoxialai，xiang，zhenxiang，zhenxianglaiyikou。
“qishisuzhu，nixiangchiyekeyide，doushiduirenleishentiwuhaide。”
naohailidetishiyinxiangqi，ranggaoxiaofanyouyulexia，danshixianglexianghaishisuanle。
haikaizhezhiboni，zheiyaoshichile，tadexingxiangqibushidoumeile。
gaoxiaofannaqiyugan，jiangshuanggouguashangjinhuangaoliji，paoganrushui。
xuyihongquan：“zheishierliao？？？”
yijijingdiaodashiyuweibao：“zixindian，neishiaoliji！wozigeyongzheinengdiaodaoyuwozhibochishi。”
zhijianshuilidefupiaoyigeheipiao，gaoxiaofanxiayishiyanggan，yigeyijinzuoyoudebanjizhijiebeifeileshanglai。
yijijingdiaodashiyuweibao：“？？？”
zaixiahubushilang：“yuweibao，nishizenmeganzhiyiyediaobaijinjuwudewozige？”
xuyihongquan：“yuweibaozainalibo？shenmeshihou？wohaozhunbeijianianhua。”
yijijingdiaodashiyuweibao：“？？？nimennandaobuyinggaiguanzhuwozigeweishenmenengyongaolijidiaodaoyu？”
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