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chuanyuezhongshengwen《zhiboshuihu，ximenqingxiangshawoduoxitong》shigeweishuchongdebikanliangpin，zhujiaoximenqingpanjinliandexingxiangbeikehuaderumusanfen，“yuxingcaotudouni”dadawenbixini，juqingshifenhaokan，gaishuwei：kuaidashang！jizhubocouqianmaijiedudan！xitongshangchengni？kuaikaia！”“loushang+1！huojianshuaqilai！jiudalang！……

精彩章节

1duyaojinghunneiwanyao，heiququde，maozhedianwentundereqi，duanduanzhengzhengchuzaiwobizidixia。

yaoweierzhichongnaomen，yiguzichongrendexingrentianxiang，hunzhedianbiede、shuobuqingdaobumingdekuse，

xundewonaorenerfameng。duanzhewandeshou，baishengshengde，shizhijianjian，zhijiagaiertouzhedianfen，haokanshihaokan，

kezheishoudezhuren……panjinlian。tajiuzuozaiwozheipomubanchuangyanshang，chuanzheshenshuihongdeshanzi，lingkouweiweichangzhe，

luchuyixiaoduannibaidebozi。lianshangguazhexiao，neixiaoyixiangshihuashangqude，fuzaimianshang，yanjingwanwande，

kelitoudeguang，youlengyouying，xiangjinglidongleyidongdeshitou。“dalang，”tashengyinyegenneixingrenweierside，

tiandefani，youdaizhediankeyiyadiderou，“gaiheyaole。helezheiwan，shenzigujiunengshuanglixie。”wo，

wudalang？neigemaichuibingde？toudinglvyouyou、zuihoubeiyiwanyaosongzoudewudalang？！

judadehuangmiuganxiangyizhibinglengdezhuazi，shunjianjuezhulewodehoulong。hunshenshangxiagutoufenglidouzaiwangwaimaosuanteng，

youqishixiongkou，mendechuanbushangqi，huoxiangzhenbeiximenqingneisichuaiguojijiao。jiyisuipianxiangdafanledeganshuitong，

xilihualadaoguanjinlai——aixiaodeshencai，jiefanglinjudeshanxiao，rifuyiritiaozhedanzizoujiechuanxiangdechenzhong，

haiyouyanqianzheizhangjiaomeimiankongxiayinzangdeshexiexinchang……wanle。babiqle。diyukaiju。zheiniantougangmaochulai，

naozishenchumengdi“dingdong”yishengcuixiang！shengyinzeida，zhendewotaiyangxuetutuzhitiao，

yanqianshunjianbaokaiyipianciyandebaiguang！【jiancedaoqianglieqiushengyizhi！zhibozijiuxitong（ceshiban）bangdingchenggong！

yonghuid：wudalang（chuibingxiandingban）】【xinshourenwu：hexiaduyao（0/1）——beizhu：hejiuwanle，

silesuanxitongshu！jiangli：xinshoudalibaoyifen！

108）】【dangqianzaixianguanzhong：100,000+ren（bingfengkuangzengzhangzhong）】【danmutongdaoyikaiqi！

qingzhuboyongganmianduijingtou（nizanshimeiyoujingtou，danbenxitongtiexintigongdanmutoushefuwu）！

】2danmukuangchaowo：“……”shawanyier？zhibo？zijiu？haitaniangdeshiceshiban？

heduyaoshixinshourenwu？zheipoxitongshiyanwangyepailaidecuimingfuba？！

haimeidengwoxiaohuawanzheibixingrenweierhaichongdexinxiliang，yanqianneipianciyandebaiguangli，

mengdizhakaiyidapianwuyanliuse、mimimama、feisugundongdewenzi！xiangwushuzhifengkuangdehuangchong，

shunjianhumanlewodezhenggeshiye！“**！**caocao！qianpaidaka！jingdianmingchangmian！

dalangheyaogaoqing**zhibo！”“aaaaazhubokuaipao！yaoliyoudu！judu！pishuang！saoziyaohaini！

”“zhubotingzhu！woshixueyide，neiwanyaopiaodeweierjiubudui！xingrenweigaibuzhuneiguzijinshuxingqi，

jueduishipishuangmeipaole！”“saozi！jinlianjiejie！biexinximenqingneigezhanana！tashipuadashi！

cpunidongma！tazaicpuniajiejie！”“ximendaguanren？ximendalaji！chunchunshijianguanlidaishi！

jiemeimenbileia！”“zhubobiehuang！ganjinzhuangyun！dui！zhuangsi！tingtamenlaoke！zhuazhengju！”“dashang！

kuaidashang！jizhubocouqianmaijiedudan！xitongshangchengni？kuaikaia！”“loushang+1！huojianshuaqilai！jiudalang！

jiudalang！”“ximenqinggunchuyangguxian！baohuwofangchuibinglang！”“……”danmuxiangjuedidehongshui，

shunjianbawoyanmeile。xinxiliangjuda，jiazazhegezhongwokanbudongdesuoxie（cpu？pua？shijianguanli？

），danhexinyisiwodongle——panjinlianshoulizheiwanmaozhereqidewanyier，shipishuang！tayaodusiwo！

danmulaotiemenjifengle，rangwozhuangyun，rangwotingzhu，hairangrangzheyaojiwoshuahuojianmaiyao！3zhuangsifanjixing！

zhuangsishiba？zheigewoshu！zaiershiyishijidangshechu，zhuangsimoyushijibenshengcunjineng！

wohoulonglifachuyishengduancude、jiqixuruode“e……”，yanpimengdiwangshangyifan，luchudapianyanbai，

naodairuanmianmiandiwangpangbianyiwai，gezaiyingbangbangdepozhentoushang。

duanzhewandeshousihubeiwoturande“duanqi”jingdedouleyixia，jidiguntangdeyaozhijianzaiwoxiabashang，

tangdewoyiduosuo，lengshiyaozheyameidong。“dalang？dalang？”panjinliandeshengyintiezhewoerduoxiangqi，

daizhedianshitan，neidiankeyizhuangchulaidetianniyedanlebushao。wopingzhuhuxi，quanshenjiangying，

nulimofangyijuxinxianchuludeshiti。tashenchuneigenbaishengshengdeshouzhi，daizheyisiliangyi，

qingqingchuolechuowodelianjia。jianwomeifanying，youtanletanwodebixi。

“hu……”wotingdaotazhangzhangdi、rushizhongfudituchuyikouqi，xiangshixiexialeqianjinzhongdan。jinjiezhe，

shiwanqingqinggezaichuangbianaidengshangdeshengyin。siji。zhiyouwoxiongqianglineikexin，zaifengkuangleigu，dongdongdong，

zhendewoermofateng。danmuyeguiyidianjingleyishun，suijiyoubaofashidigundongqilai：“zhuboyanjikeyia！

zhuangsizhuanyebaji！”“saozisongkouqile！taxinle！kuai！shuqierduoting！”“ximenzhanankendingzaimenwai！

yaojinlaile！zhubozhunbeihaoluyinbi（suirannimeiyou）！”“jinzhang！**！bizhuijudaijingyiwanbei！

guazibandengyibeihao！”guoran，meianjingjixi，waimiantangwuneishanpojiudemumen，

fachuqingweide、zhiyayishengxiang。jiaobushenghenqing，daizheyizhongkeyide、ziyiweifengliudecongrong，

manmanduolejinlai。yiguzinongdehuabukaidezhifenhexunxianghunhedeweidao，

badaodichongsanlewuzilicanyudeyaowei，zhiwangwobizilizuan。shiximenqing。“wodehaoniangzi，

”neishengyinnianhuhude，daizhedianlingrenzuooudedeyihexiani，“neiaizi……kesuanxiaotingle？

”jiaobushengkaojinchuangbian。wojinbizheyan，nengganjuedaoyidaodaizheshenshiheyanedemuguang，xiangbinglengdeshexinzi，

zaiwo“shiti”shangtianguo。“ng，”panjinliandeshengyindidide，touzheyisibuyichajuedepibeihe……mamu？

“guanxiaquliangkou，jiu……jiuyanqile。”tadeshengyinyoudianfapiao。“hao！sidehao！

”ximenqingdeshengyindouranbagao，chongmanlehaobuyanshidekuangxihejietuo，tingdewoyagenfayang，

“zheiaiyandesancundingkushupi，zongsuanquyanwangdianbaodaole！congjinwanghou，zheiruodadeyangguxian，

haiyousheiganaizhezanmendehaoshi？zheiaicuoqiongdepowuzi，haiyoutaneidianermaichuibingdexinkuqian，

budougaiguizanmenniangzinihaohaoxiangyongle？”tadeshousihushenleguolai，bushipengwo，ershiquloupanjinlian。

buliaomocadexisushengxiangqi，bansuizhepanjinlianyishengyujuhaiyingdeqingheng。

“guanren……”panjinliandeshengyinruanlexiaqu，daizhedianjiaochen，“shuozheixiezuoshen……rengangzou，

tingzheguaishenrende……”“pashenme！”ximenqingchixiaoyisheng，yuqichongmanlegaogaozaishangdebiyi，

“yigemaichuibingdefeiwubale！huozheshigexiaohua，silelianzhimayidouburu！niangzi，nishibuzhidao，

wozaojiuxianghaole！”tadeshengyinyadilexie，touzheyiguzitanlandejingming，“tasile，

taneizuochuibingdeshouyimifang，bujiuchenglewuzhuzhiwu？wodatingguole，taneixiaopopuzi，suibuqiyan，

kemeirilimaineilaoshenzi‘wudalangchuibing’，liushuijingyebushao！zanmenjieshouguolai，

woximenqingdemingtouwangwaiyigua，zaiqingjigehaochuzi，baneichuibingdemaixiang、xianliaogailianggailiang，

baozhuangdejingxixie……hei！niangzi，nicaizenmezhe？neijiushiyikeyaoqianshua！tangzheshuqianderizi，

haizaihoutouni！”tayueshuoyuexingfen，fangfoyijingkandaobaihuahuadeyinziliushuibanyonglai。“daoshihou，

niangzinizhiguanchuanjindaiyin，lingluochouduan，shinuhuanbi，guoneishenxianbanderizi！

hebizaishouzhezheiqiongsuanazadepodifang？zanmenbandaoshizilouneibiandedazhaiziliqu！woximenqingdenvren，

jiugaixiangzheiyangguxiantouyifendefugui！”tamiaohuizhe“meihaoweilai”，shengyinlichongmanleguhuo。

panjinliansihubeitashuodongle，huxiweiweijiculeyixie，meizaifanbo。“wodehaoniangzi，

”ximenqingdeshengyingengnile，daizhecuzhongdechuanxi，shouxianranyijingbulaoshile，

“kexiangsiwole……zheiaizizongsuanbuaiyanle……lai，

rangwoxiangyige……”“ng……guanren……bie……zhei……zheihaitangzherenni……”panjinlianbantuibanjiu，

shengyinduanduanxuxu。“pashen！yigesitouledeaidongguabale！kanzhehaixianwuleyedeyan！

”ximenqingxiaozhangdixiaozhe，dongzuogengjiafangsi，muchuangdoufachubukanzhongfudezhiyasheng。wotangzaibinglengdechuangbanshang，

tingzhezheiduigounannvzaiwozheiju“shiti”pangbiansiwujidandidiaoqing，mouhuazheqintunwode“yichan”，

weilifanjiangdaohai，nuhuoxianggunyouyiyangzaisizhibaihailifeitengranshao！aidonggua？sancundingkushupi？yaoqianshu？

hao！haodehen！ximenqing，panjinlian，laozijixiale！4xitongjuexingdanmugengshichedizhaleguo，

gundongdesudukuaidejihukanbuqing：“woyuele！ximenqingzheizhazi！dangzhe‘shiti’mianshuozheige？

haiyaoqinre？renganshi？”“puashichui！huadabing！liyongjinlian！haiwuruzhubo！qisiwole！

”“chuibingmifang？zhubodechuibingmifangshininengjiyude？ximenqingjiyepa！”“zhubo！tingjianmei！

tamenyaoqiangnichuibingpuzi！zheinengren？kuaiqilaigantayade！”“dashang！bixudashang！zhongchoujizhubomaidao！

maiyitianjiantulongdao！kansizheiduigounannv！”“xitong！shangcheng！kaishangcheng！jizhuboshangzhuangbei！sudu！

”“huojianx10！jizhubohuixue！maijieduyao！maijinzhongzhaotiebushan！”“jianianhuazouqi！zhuboxiongqi！

ganfanximenqing！shouhuchuibingpu！”【ding！shoudaoguanzhong“baozaolaogezaixiankanren”dashang：huojianx10！

】【ding！shoudaoguanzhong“jinlianjiejiekuaixingxing”dashang：jianianhuax1！】【ding！

shoudaoguanzhong“yangguxianchuibinghouyuanhuihuizhang”dashang：chaojipaochex5！】【ding！

……】5shengsixiannaozilidetishiyinshunjianxiangchengleyiguozhou！bansuizhefengkuangdedanmushuaping，

yigebantoumingde、kejiganshizudelanseguangping，qiangxingzaiwojinbide“yan”qianzhankai！

【xitongshangcheng（xinshoutehuiqu）yijiesuo！】guangpingshanglinlangmanmu，

zhuang）：fuyonghou24xiaoshineimianyiyizhijuedabufendusu（baokuodanbuxianyupishuang、hedinghong、duanchangcaodeng）。

xianshitehui：1000jifen（yuanjia：9999jifen）！】【beizhu：laotiemenzhongchoujili，

zhubozhuanshuguzhejia！maita！】【dalijingangwan（shiyongban）：lilianglinshitisheng300%，

chixuyizhuxiangshijian。xiaoguojieshukenengbansuixuruo、jiedengfuzuoyong。shoujia：500jifen。

】【yingdideziwoxiuyang（yicixing）：huodejingzhanyanji，chixuyigeshichen。shoujia：300jifen。

】【woaishuoshihua（quntiban）：qiangzhimubiaozaijiexialaibangeshichenneizhinengshuozhenhua。fanwei：banjingshimi。

shoujia：800jifen。（kucunjinzhang！

ling（yangguxianxiandingban）：xiangzhidingmubiaofasongyifenyoubenxitongshengcheng、fuhedangqianshijieluojideguanfangtongjiling，

zuimingzixuan，xiaoguobaqun！chufabendiguanfuqiangzhizhuibu！shoujia：2000jifen！

yong）】【zhengjuquezao（jichuban）：shengchengyifenzuyiquxindangqianshijieguanfude“tiezheng”（shiwuhuorenzheng）。

shoujia：1500jifen。】……zuidixia，

fengkuangtiaodong：100…500…1500…3000…5000…zhuanyanjiutupole8000daguan！

haizaibuduanwangshangbiao！quanshilaotiemenzhenjinbaiyin……ebu，shizhenqingshigandedashangduiqilaide！baidubuqinwan！

jiushitale！1000jifen！mai！yinianyidong，jifenshunjiankouchu1000dian。

yikelongyandaxiao、sanfazhedandanjinseguangyun、wenzheyouguqingxincaomuxiangdeyaowan，

pingkongchuxianzaiwodeshetoudixia！bingbingliangliang，shunjianhuakaiyiguqingliu，shunzhehoulonghualexiaqu。

qingliusuoguozhichu，gangcaibeineixingrenweierxundefamendexiongkou，shunjianyipianqingliangshutai！

hunshenyinweifennuhejinzhangerbengjindejirou，yeqiyidifangsonglebushao。yizhongmomingdetashiganyongshangxintou。du？

he。xianzailaozishibaidubuqinwudalang！chuangbiandedongjinghaimeiting。

ximenqingneiniannideshengyinyouxiangqilai：“……wodexiaoxinganer，bieguanzheihuiqidongxile，zou，quwaijian，

yehaohaotengtengni……zheipowuzi，mingerjiuzhaorenshoushile，

yiguziqiongsuansouweier……”panjinliansihubeitaqiangxinglaleqilai，jiaobushengwangwainuoqu。jihui！

jiuzaitamenkuaiyaozoudaomenkoushi，

houlonglifachuyishengjiqibizhende、fangfochuisizhirenhuiguangfanzhaobande**：“e……ng……”shengyinbuda，

danzaisijidewuli，rutongpingdijinglei！jiaobushengjiaranerzhi！“shen…shenmeshengyin？

”panjinliandeshengyindaizhejingkongdezhandou，mengdihuitoukanxiangchuangshang。ximenqingyehuoranzhuanshen，