直播体验职业：我每天都在破案爱吃炒素面的老陆-著

小说简介

《zhibotiyanzhiye：womeitiandouzaipoan》shiaichichaosumiandelaoluzaiyuanchuangdechuanyuezhongshengleixingxiaoshuo, linhaizhouhongyishi《zhibotiyanzhiye：womeitiandouzaipoan》dezhujiao，xiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:“ahahaha……pashenme？wodoululeshipinle，sheixuyaowokeyifajinimen，sheijialaobanbuxinjiufajitakanbei，shunbianye……

精彩章节

“ge！xingxing！nizenmehaizaishui？jintiannibushiyaoqucanjia《365xingxingchuzhuangyuan》zongyizhiboma？mashangjiuyaochidaoleni。”

linhaizhengkaixingzhongdeshuiyan，yilianmengbi！

我是谁？

我在哪里？

我在干什么？

yanqianzheiruanmengsanfazhewudiqingchunqixideshaonvhanzijige？

guerdezijilianfumudoumeiyou，tianshangzenmehuimomingqimiaodiaoxiagemeimeilaide？

zhouranzhijian，linhaizhijuedenaoziliyongrulehailiangdexinxi！

sifenzhisanfenzhuxiangzhihou！

嘶！

linhaijieshouleneixiexinxizhihoudunwule！

他真的穿了！

chuandaolepingxingshijieyigetongmingtongxingderenshenshang，yeshigeguer，danbutongdeshitahaiyouyigetongyangconggueryuanyiqichulaijiaozhouhongyidemeimei，

yigexinglinyigexingzhouqueshibushiqinmeimei，danshengsiqinmeimei！

这就很玄妙了！

suiranlinhaijuedemeiyounitouchedechuanyuezhongjiushaoledianshenme，danzheibushizhongdian！

zhongdianshitaganggangaodetoufadoubaileyiban，kaogongcaishangan！zheijiuchuanle？

彼你娘之！

……

linhaijinganmanganlaidaole《365xingxingchuzhuangyuan》jiemuluzhixianchang，

ranhoutaochuzijideshouji，boleyigehaoma。

“wai！hongyia，nidaojiefangxipaichusuolema？nigewomashangyaokaishijiemuluzhile。”

“genihaishiguhaozijiba，zaoshanghaidewohanniqichuang，zongjuedenijintianyoudianbuduijing，bieshiaoyeaoduoleshentixuleba？womashangyaoquzuoditiele，fangxinwobuhuichidaode。”

shoujilichuanlaizhouhongyinuojijideyueershengyin，linhaidaoxianzaizaojiuyijingjieshoulezijichuanyuedeshishi，danhaimeiyoujieshouzijizheigeruanmengdemeimei，jingranyaoqudangtejingdeshishi！

这也太反差了！

nishuonizheiruanmengmeizibaixijiaonenmianruandexiaoshou，bawodezhuqiangma？

danshilinhaizuiliqueshuozhe：

“haohaohao！zhuyianquan！guale！”

shouhaoshouji，linhaijiuzoujinle《365xingxingchuzhuangyuan》dejiemuluzhixianchang。

zheizhongpingxingshijiedezhibojiemu，linhaiyeshibijiaoshuxide，jubanfangfanzhengdoushineizhongrenshaqianduodeshenmicaituan，jiemujianglifenghou，jiemuzunengliangjuda。

zheigejiemucongmingzijiukeyikanchulai，jiushizimianyisi，tiaoxuangezhonggeyangderen，

meitianjinxinggezhongzhiyedetiyan，ranhoubaguochengquanbutongguozhibodefangshichengxianchuqu。

yinweimeizhongzhiyejibenshangdoushisuijide，erqiezhiyouyitiandetiyanshijian，suoyiyibanrengangshangshoujiuxuyaojieshouyizhongquanxinzhiyedekaoyan，neiqizhongdeguanshangxinggenyulexingqueshihenfengfuduocai。

zaizheizhongliuliangzhisideniandai，renhenengxiyinyanqiudeshiqing，queshidouyunhanzhewuxiandeshangji。

erqieruguoxiangyaojiangdeyougediaoyidiandehua，jiemuzuhuishuozheigejiemudezongzhijiushiweilejidajiazhanxianyixiexianweirenzhidezhiyebeihouxinsuangenjiannanyimian，rangdajiaduizheixiezhiyejiyugengduodeguanhuaigenlijie。

budebushuo，zheizhongzhibomoshidejiemu，queshirongyiyinqidazhongdeguanzhu。

yinweihenduorenqueshiduiyixiezhiyehenshihaoqi，

birubinyiguanlidelianzhuangshi，huibuhuiyudaoshenmebukeyanshuodeshiqing？

jietoubaitansuanmingdedaodishibushiquanshipianzi？youmeiyouzhenzhengdedashiyinzangqizhongyouxihongchen？

anmodianlidejishizhendeyujianguoyongfeiyuguantoupaoguojiaodekerenshangmenma？

诸如此类……

fanzhenglinhaichuandouchuanle，xiangzhecanjiagejiemuyebucuo，zhishaohainengzhuandianqian，xianzaizijikebushishangyishiyigerenchibaoquanjiabuedeguerle，

jialihaiyougeruanmengdemeimeiyaoyangni！

suiranzheigemeimeijintianyejingshendousouqupaichusuoshixiqule，danshishixishengnengyouduoshaogongzi？nengbunengzhuanzhengdoushigeweizhishu。

linhaiduizijimeimeidetejinggongzuoqiantuwanquanbubaorenheqidai。

naozilixiangzhezheixieyoudemeide，

linhaizhongyujinrule《365xingxingchuzhuangyuan》dezhiboxianchang。

jingguohuazhuangshijiandandeshangzhuangzhihou，linhaijiuzhijieshangchangle。

ermeinvzhuchirenbingbingqiaolianshangdaizhelianggemirendexiaojiuwo，wozhehuatongjiuzoudaolelinhaideshenbian，

bianzoubianchaozhejingtoukankanertan：

“geweiguanzhongpengyoumen，rangdajiaqidaiyijiude《365xingxingchuzhuangyuan》jiemuzhongyugendajiajianmianle，zheishizanmendediyiqijiabin，linhaixiansheng，linhaixianshengnihao，qingwennishizuoshenmegongzuode？”

“孤儿。”

linhaidehuidajiandanqiedeti。

冰冰：……

“keke……neigeduibuqialinxiansheng。”bingbingchadianmeibeilinhaidehuidajiqiangsi。

guersuanshiyizhonggongzuoma？

“meiyoushenmeduibuqide，yinweizhuchirenxiaojiejieniyoubushiwuqingdiuqiwodemama。”

linhaijixuzhanxianzhezijidegengzhi。

douchuanyuele，jiugaixiangshuoshenmeshuoshenme，lvxingerhuojiushilinhaicishidexintai。

bingbinglianshangdexiaorongcishidouyijingninggu，tadanglezheimejiudezhuchiren，shenmexuanshoumeijianguo？

danshizheimezhidehaizhenmeijianguo，gangazhiyu，neixinjingranduilinhaiyoulexiexumomingqimiaodeganjue。

yushiguanlihaozijidebiaoqingzhihou，jixunuligaozhejiemuxiaoguo，

“haha……linxianshengtaiyoumole，wocainigaibuhuishigaoxiangshengyishudeba？haoleyanguizhengchuan，zanmenjiemuzukaiboqianhuiyouyigeguanli，

jiushixuanshoudoukeyiweizijixuanyigekaibohuayu，

linhaixianshengxuannayigeni？”

“gangsiqiu！”linhaidehuidahaishineimeyinglang。

bingbingdunshiyoushiyileng，ranhouxiayishiwendao：“gangsi……qiu？yesuanhuama？neitadehuayushishenmeni？”

linhaiyibenzhengjingchaozhejingtoushuodao：

“dangransuanhua！gaoerfuqiuyesuanhua，gangsiqiuzenmenengbusuan？

erqiegangsiqiudehuayuhaihenyouyuyigenzhengnengliang，neijiushifuguiyuyinren！”

冰冰：？？？

zhibojianlideguanzhongmen：hahahahaha……

“jiupingzheigexuanshoudeniaoxing，zheijiemuwozhuidingle！”

“sheishuobushini！wo：linhai！zhiyeguer！xihuandehuayushidaibiaofuguiyuyinrendegangsiqiu！aiyamaya，xiaodewobazuilideluosifendoupenwonvpengyoulianshangle！xianzaizenmeban？zaixiandenghenji！”

“qin！zheibianjianyinibanvpengyoudelianxifangshigenzhaopiansixinwo，wolaifuzebangnigaoding！”

“xingxingbaluosifenaihaozhe，nishuodenvpengyoushibushihuilouqideneizhong？”

“haojiahuo！shuoqilaihuayuwokejiubukunle！wohaishixihuanyuejidehuayu：jiushiyuenuli，jideyuekuai！”

“neiwohaixihuanbaomihuadehuayu：nengbunengxiaoshengdian，woyaobaole！”

“zheiyangwobudebushuochumeiguidehuayule：meishierjiuguiyuandian！”

“neiwolaiyigexiangrikuidehuayu：xianggouyiyang，meirishangban，shentikuisun！”

“wolaiyigeyinxingdehuayu：shengerweiyinwohenbuxing！”

“haohaohao，jiupingzheiwohuzanglongmanmanrencaidezhibojian，zheijiemuwozenmeyedezhuigejijixian！”

“……”

jiuzaizhibojianlideguanzhongmenledepidianpidiandanmushuapingdeshihou，

zhuchirenbingbingyijingyongzuikuaidesudu，jieshulegaojiemuxiaoguozheiyihuanjie，zhijiekuaijindaolechouqulinhaijintianxuyaotiyandezhiyehuanjie。

zhijiandapingmushangfeikuaideshanguogezhonggeyangdezhiye，linhaianzhaobingbingdezhidao，

zhijieshenshouzaipingmushangqingqingyidian，

linhaidiyigetiyanzhiyejiudinggezailedapingmushang——ditieanjianyuan！