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jibeiyuankanzhetangzaitashenxiadenvren，zuijiaogouqileyimoyiweibumingdehudu。
zheigenvren，zhenshiyouyisi。
yanzhizaozaodegentayuefasanzhang，zhuangchuyifupatapengtadeyangzi，meixiangdaojuranbeidilifangxiao**。
勾引？
欲迎还拒？
chi，zhangchengzheiyang，jiusuanshifang**zhuxing，tayebukenengduitayourenhexingqu！
“你、你、你……”
shenyubeitazheiyangdeyanshenkandehunshenqileyicengjipigeda，huadoushuobuqingchule。
“wo、wo、wogaosuni，qiangposhifanfade，woyaoqufatinggao、gao、gaoni！”
装！还在装！
jibeiyuanchixiao，yuefakaojin，zhidaoliangrendechunbanjihuxiangchu，shenyuyigejiling，lianmangzhuankailianduokai。
tanaodaiyiwai，jiazaibiliangshangdeyanjingturandiaoxialai，luchuyishuangqingliqiheideyanmou。
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shenyutaishoujiuqumoyanjing！
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shenyugangmodaoyanjing，shouwanjiubeianzhule。
takandaoneizhangjueshimeiyanyuelaiyuejin，neiheisedeyanmouzhigougoudedingzheta……
忽然——
“hahaha，diedimamibaozaiyiqila！”
“heiheihei，mashangjiukeyibaozhongsunzile……”
menwai，huranchuanlaiyourenshuohuadeshengyin。
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几道视线面面相觑。
xiaotangtangshenzhizijimamidebiaohan，yuanliuliudeyanjingsichuluankan：“cengyeye，nibushishuoyaogenxiaotangtangjianggushidema，zoulazoula……”
jilaoyezibeifaxianleyebuganga，baozhexiaojiahuolediandiandezoule。
shenyuzhuandongjiangyingdebozi，faxianjibeiyuanzheigebuyaoliandenanrenhaiyazaitashenshang。
tataijiaojiujiangrenjichuaikai……
loutikou，yilaoyixiaolianggerentingdaolenvrenshikongdehoujiaosheng。
“嘻嘻嘻。”
xiaotangtangwuzhuxiaozuier，tabahuailichuaizhedepingbannachulai，neipingmushang，zhengzaibofangbukemiaoshudehuamian。
“cengyeye，wotoutouyonglanyalianlediedifangjianlidedianshi，wotingshuodarenzaiyiqideshihou，yidingyaofangzheizhong**cainengcujinganqing，wo……”
jilaoyezitouyidi，yanjingdoudengdale，lianmangyibajiangdongxiqiangguolai，rengdaolezhouguanjiadehuaili。
xiaotangtangsuolesuobozi：“cengyeye，wozuodebuduima？”
“xiaotangtangzuodefeichangbang，buguozheizhongdongxiyihoubukeyisuibiankanle，zainimanshibasuizhiqian，doubukeyipeng。”jilaoyeziyuzhongxinzhangdeshuodao。
ranhouyizhuantou，yadishengyinduizhouguanjiadao：“zheidongxizheimeyouyong，haohaoshouqilai，yihoulaoerdaixifuhuijiadeshihouzaiyongshang！”
zhouguanjia：“……”laoyezininzheiyangzhendehaoma？
“duilelaozhou，shoujinalai，woyaojinantingneixiaozidagedianhua。”
zhouguanjiazaixinliweiershaoyebuduanmoai。
jilaoyezinaguoshoujizhaodaoleersunzidedianhua。
laodaxianzaiyoulezheluo，laoeryebunengxiedai，zuihaoyikouqijitamenlaojijiashengliangsangedapangxiaozi。
电话很快就打通了。
“yeye，ninlaozenmezheimewanjiwodadianhua，shibushixiangwole，fangxinfangxinha，wozhengzaidengji，mingtianyizaojiudaohaishile，yeyeninduozhunbeidianhaochideyingjiewodeguilaihahaha。”
“chouxiaozi，shaojiwozuipin，zheicihuilai，yitianliangcixiangqinwoyijingjinianpaishangle。”
“**，xiangqinzheizhongshiwojiubuyongleba，yeyeninhaishijidageanpaishangba，burandagezheibeizizhugusheng！”
jilaoyezimeihaoqidedao：“nidageguinvdouyoule，jiunizheigehunxiaozihaimeizheluo！”
jinantingjingyadeyaoming：“yeyeninshizuomengmengshaleba，dagecongxiaodaodajiushinvrenjueyuanti，zenmekenenghuiyouguinv！wozheimefengliuderendoumeigaochuhaizilai，dageneimejinshen，zheizhongshizaitashenshangfashengdejilvweiling。”
jilaoyeziyoubatahenhenjiaoxunleyidun，zheicaiguaduanledianhua。
jinantingbeimaxiguanle，daoyebuzaiyi，dengjizhiqian，tanachushoujisousuoguoneidexinwen。
liangzhiyanjingdunshijiudengdale！
**！
dagejuranzhendeyounvrenle！haiyouleguinv！
wokaozheigenvrenzenmezhangdezheimechou，dageshibeixiajiangtoulema，zenmehuigenzheiyangdenvrenyouyitui！
jiusuanyeyebihun，yebunengzheimesuibianzhaogenvrenhuijiaa！
buxing，tayidingyaohuiquzhengjiudage！
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