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第13章
nvrenjiqiedicouleshanglai，shengyinqingzhan：
“nizhidaoma？yulequanlimianduoshaonanrenduiwochuixianyudi，keshizhiyouni，conglaibupengwo。
yiqianwobuzheji，wokeyinaixindideng，jintianbuyiyang。niduiyigemoshengdenvrendoukeyi......weishenmewobuxing，nishishia！youxieshiqingnibushishi，zenmezhidaowomenbuheshini？”
duozaimenhoudeguxixiqiaolianyishunjianjiulvle。
好劲爆呀！
bierendoushuo，nanzhuinvgezuoshan，nvzhuinangecengsha。
ganggangshuohuadezheigenvrenshengyinjiaodidide，erqiehaihunyulequan，yitingjiushigedameiren。
mianduiyigedameirenzheiyangjiaodidiyouzhibaideqiuai，taguxixiyigenvrendourenbuzhuxindongle。
waimianneigenanrenbukenengmeiyouyidianfanyingba？
“jincheng，nibaobaowo，niqinqinwo，haobuhao？”
anruchujiaojidicouleshangqu，tagouzhulemojinchengdebozi，dianqijiaojian。
yankanzhelianggerenjiuyaoqinshangle——
“jintianwodeshuibeirenxialeyao。”
墨锦城突然开口了。
keshuochudehuaqueranganruchushentimengdeyijiang，lianshangdangyangdebiaoqingyeyouyishunjiandeningjie。
“jincheng，nishuozheihuashi、shishenmeyisi？ni、nigaibuhuishihuaiyiwoba？”
mojinchengmuguanghuimorushen，ditou，dingzhehuailizhudongdenvren：
“nijuedewozaishuoshei？”
anruchubenlaishifeichangdandingcongmingdeyigeren，keshiwunaimojinchengshenshangdeqishitaiqiangdale。
tadeyanshenfeichangxili，haoxiangyiyanjiunenggoukanchuanbierendexin。
anruchubugangentaduishi：“daodishisheijingganrucidadan？xingkuishenziyutamenjishigandao，bawodexuesongguolaile，fouzehouguozhendebukanshexiang。”
顿了顿，她又补充：
“jincheng，nishuoshijieshangzenmehuiyouneimeqiaohedeshiqing？nibeirenxialeyao，neigenvrenjiuyiwaichuangjinlenidefangjian。nishuo，tagaibuhuishinimougeshangchangshangdejingzhengduishouguyipailaihainideba？”
anruchushuozheihuadeshihou，bujingyideluchulezijideshouwan。
mojinchengmuguangyisao，kandaoletashouwanshangchouxuedezhenkong。
youshendemouguangyishan：“ng，youkenengba。”
anruchutingdaozheihua，zhongyusongleyikouqi。
太好了。
gangcaitazhendechadianjiupogongle。
“jincheng，jintianzhidaonibingfa，woshizaishitaidanxinle。zheihuieryoudianbushufu，yaoburan，nisongwohuiquxiuxiyixiaba？”anruchumeiyouzaijiuchanzhiqiandehuati。
mojinchengdiandiantou：“zouzhiqian，wohaiyoujianshiyaoban。”
anruchuchayi：“shenmeshi？”
“抓一只小老鼠。”
anruchudunshihuarongshise：“laoshu？！”
menhou，guxixiyebeiheleyidatiao。
老鼠？
好恶心！
tazhengsizhoudaliangzhe，turanmianqiandemenbeirenyibazhuaikai。
heran，yigegaodakuiwudeshenquchuxianzaiyanqian。
zheigenanrentaigaole，wanwanquanquanbaguxixilongzhaozaitadeyinyinglimian，jirenyizhongqiangdadeyapogan。
“啊！”
顾兮兮被吓了一跳。
yitaitou，jiuduishanglenanrenneizhangyingjunjuelundelian。
zheizhanglianhenleng，henjunmei。
danshizheigeren，guxixijingranyiwaidejuedeyoudianshuxi。
mojinchengyincecedeshengyinxiangqi：“toutingdehaiguoyinma？”
guxixilianyizao：“neige......liangweiwozhendebushiguyide，wogangcaizaixishoujianzhunbeichuqulaizhe，ranhoumenbeiduzhule。woshi......”
mojinchenglenglengde：“yejiushi，nishibeipotouting？”
guxixixinxuyixiao：“keyizheimeshuo。”
mojinchengyanshenyileng，cuncunbijin。
guxixibeiheleyidatiao，lianmanghoutui。
zhidaotuidaoguanxitai，zhuangdaohouyao，caitingxialai。
“wei，xiansheng，nilengjingdian！wozheigerenjixinghenchade，gangcaitingdaode，xiayimiaojiuhuiwangji，nibiechongdong。”
mojinchengditou，dingzheta：“ni......burenshiwo？”
ganggangzaijiudianlimian，suiranhenhunan，lianggerenmeiyoukanqingchuduifangdeyangmao。
danshishenziyutamenchuangjinlaizhihou，dengjiuliangle。
mojinchengkanqingchulehuailinvrendelian。
就是面前的她。
kexianzaitadefanying......
nandaoshiyaowudefuzuoyongrangtashiyile？
“neige......woyinggaiyaorenshinima？”guxixiruoruodekaikou。
tashenshouzaimojinchengdexiongkouchuoyixia：
“xiansheng，nijuebujuedenikaowotaijinle？ninvpengyouhaizaiwaimiankanzheni！zheilikeshinvweishengjian。”
“ni......jiaoshenmemingzi？”
mojinchenghaoxiangyagenerjiumeiyoutingdaotashuoshenme，fanershiwenqiletademingzilai。
“我——”
guxixihaimeilaidejikaikou，turanmenwaichuanlaiyishengmenxiang。
咚！
guxixichenjijiangmojinchengtuikai：“xiansheng，buhaole，ninvpengyouyunguoqule。”
tafeikuaidepaoguoqu，shenshoushitanleyixia。
好烫！
“tafashaole，xiansheng，nizuihaojinkuaisongtaquyiyuan。wosuiranshigeyisheng，danshixianzaishoubianmeiyourenheqicai，zhipabangbudaonimenle！”
mojinchengshenshendekanleguxixiyiyan，zhangtuiyikua，gongshenbaoqianruchuzhuanshenzoule。
neigenvren，shigeyisheng？
dangmojinchengbaozheanruchuzouchudatingdeshihou，buzhidaoweishenme，taturantinglexialai。
xiangshiyouganyingside，niutouchaozhexiuxiquneibiankanleguoqu。
xiuxiquneibian，yigefendiaoyuzhuodexiaonanhaizhengzhuaizheyigenianqingdeqiantaixiaojiejiesajiaomaimeng：
“xiaojiejie，nizhangdezheimepiaoliang，renyeyidinghenhaode。wodeipadmeiyoudianle，nengbunengzainimenqiantaidediannaoshangchongyixiadianya？jiushifenzhong，shifenzhongjiuhaole。”
qiantaixiaojiejiesihuyoudianweinan：
“keshi......”
tamendediannaolianjiedeshigongsineibuwangluo，caiwushuju，jiankongxitongquanbudouzaineixiangongxiang。
jiudianyanzhengshenmingguo：jueduibuyunxuwaibujiqilianjie，yimianziliaoxielu。
“xiaojiejie，nizhangdezheimepiaoliang，renyeyidinghenhaodeduibudui？qiuqiunile！”
guxiaoxibenlaijiuzhangdehenpiaoliang，maiqimenglai，yishuangdiliuliudedayanjinggenxiaolubanbiyiyangwugu。
tayikaikousajiao，jingranrangrenchanshengleyizhongjujuetajiushifanzuidecuojue。
qiantaixiaojiejieshizaishididangbuzhu。
tazhuannianyixiang：buguojiushigesiwusuidexiaohaizieryi，zijidanxindetaiduole。
“neihaoba，jiushifenzhonge！”
guxiaoxiyanjingyiliang，bengqilaijiuzaixiaojiejiedelianshangbajileyikou：
“xiexiepiaoliangdexiaojiejie，nirenzheimehao，yihouyidingkeyizhaogeyoushuaiyouduojindenanpengyou。”
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