xiaoshuozhurengongshisumengsilihandexiaoshuojiaozuo《zongcaidiedichaonengchong》，tadezuozheshiyaobunengtingqingxinchuangzuodeyibenxiandaiyanqingleixiaoshuo，wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie，wenbijijia，shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu：silihanriliwanji，yibuxiaoxinbeisanzhixiaobaozieshang。“womenshinixueyuanshangdehaizi，suoyinibixuduiwomendemamifuze，quta，aita，shouhuta，yibeizizhongchengyuta……fouzewomenjiugaoniyiqiertongzui！”silihanyoudianmeng，zheixianlaihoudaodeshunxushibushinongcuole？gaoaolianjujue。buguo，mouri，jinghongyipiezhihou，silihanhouhuibuyi。“dabao，erbao，xiaobao，qiuqiunimenrangnimamijiajiwoba！woshinimenxueyuanshangdebabaa！nimenbunengbuguanwo……”sangexiaonaodaiyaodexiangbolanggu，“anzhaoxianlaihoudaodeshunxu，zheishishanghaimeiyouwomensange！diedi，nijiayoua！”...
xuedaotiantianzhidaobierenyanxi，zijideyanjidangranyehenguoying。
tachenmodekanzheshipin，shibushidepielelijieyiyan，zhidaoyifenduozhongdeshipinbofangwanbi，zheicaijiangshouleshouji，yebushuohua，zhidingzhelijiekan。
lijiebeitayansuyouyinlengdemuguangdingdexinlifamao，xinxudehoutuileliangbu。
“lijie，”xuedaobugouyanxiaodeshengyinxiangqi，“niyesuanshiyigezhimingjingjiren，zheishi，nizenmejieshi？”
“wo……”lijiebuzhidaoyaozenmejieshi！tabenyiweizijizuodetianyiwufengde，quebuxiang，zaineimezaodeshihoujiuluchulemajiao，guaibudezheilianghaizicongtoudaoweiyidianyebujinghuang，yuanlaishizaizheidengzhetani！
“lijie，niruoshijibuchuheshidejieshi，neiwozhiyoudanfangmianxuanbu，heniqixiayirenquanbujieyue，shenzhihexingyaochuanmeicongciyihoubuzaihezuo！”
“bu、bu、bu，xuedao，nitingwojieshi，wonengjieshide……”lijiehuangle，tashedezhijieqidiaomisuzheigewannianbuwenbuhuodeerxianxiaomingxing，quezenmeyebunengrengdiaoxuexiaogangdaoyanzheikuaijinzizhaopai！
zaiguoneidangxiadedianshiquanli，xuexiaogangdaoyanneishipinzhidebaozheng，jibenshangdoushipaiyibubaoyibu，ruoshiyinweita，daozhizhenggexingyaochuanmeihexuedaoyihoudoubunenghezuo，zheidaijiataidale，xingyaodeyirenmenchengshoubuqi，tagengchengshoubuqi！
tayaozheya，kaojinxuexiaogang，yazheshengyinshuo：
“xuedao，wo、wo、wozheimezuo，shi、shi……lanying，lanyingrangwozheimezuode，lanyingshixingyaoxinqianxialaideyiren，laobanrangwodai，xiang、xiangbixuedaoshizhidaotadeshenfende，jintianxiawuderesouxuedaopashiyekanjianle，ju、jushuozheilianghaizidangshijiuzaineiliangchezishang，lanyingrangwoxiangbanfabazheihaiziganchujuzu，wo、wozheiyeshimeibanfa……”
xuexiaogangwenyantiaoletiaomei，youxieyiwai，shiqingjuranchedaolelanyingshenshang，zheishitameiyouxiangdaode。
suoyi，zheilianggexiaokeaidemuqinjiushisijiadashaodangjieqiangwendeneigenvren？
xuexiaogangdanyoudekanleyiyanzijidemeimei，sujiahesijiadejiyuanyijiu，quehaibuzenmeshuodeqingchu，jinwanpashiyaorangzheilianggerenkonghuanxiyichangle！
与此同时。
erbaoyetingdaolelanyingdemingzi。
liangzhiliulisedeyanmoulishanguoyisijingguang，juranshita？
jintian，tahexiaobaobingmeiyouhelanyingzhijiezhaomian，keshilanyinghexiaobaotongzaiguowaiyingshiquanlifazhan，duilanyingduoshaohaishiyousuoerwende。
zhishimeiyouxiangdao，yuanbenzaiguowaijingshuibufanheshuidelianggeren，yihuiguo，haigangshangle！
yixiangdao，tamendemamixianzaihaizaijiudianloushangdefangjianlihelanyingdeweihunfu……
erbaoyixiangdanmodelianjiashangjuranhaiyouxieweihong。
erbaozheibianhaizaixiangzheshaoerbuyidechangmian，neibianxuedaoyijinghuilehuishou，ranglijiegundan。
lijiedangranshimangbudiexiangyaolikexiaoshi，keshi，erbaohexuedaodeduihuajiangtaleizaileyuandi。
xuedao：“suer，ranglijiezheimezou，nimeiyouyijianba！”
erbao：“yijiandangranshiyoude，keshiyemeiyoubanfa，bushima？zanmenyoumeiyouzhengju！”
xuedao：“ng，niyaoshizhendepaidaoshipinjiuhaole！”
erbao：“woyoubushishenxian，nalizhidaotahuiqufanghuo！wodingzhetaganshenme！”
xuedao：“yeshi！woyemeiyouxiangguoshita！haiyiweishifengchuidaoledianxiangdelazhuni！”
erbao：“……”daoyan，nixinhaitingda！
lijie：“……”tianshade，jiubunengdengtazouyuandian，zailiaoma？
lijiexinxuyouqihuhudezoule，xianchangdelangjiehenkuaijiuqingsao，suoyoumeitirenbeijuzugaocengqingcheshuludeqingquhecha，renshouyigedahongbao，anfudehaohaode。
doushixingyeneichangguicaozuo，tamenziranzhidaomingtianshenmenengbaodao，shenmebunengbaodao。
meitirenyizou，qitayirenyefenfensanqu，shuodadedating，zhiliuxialedaoyan、erbaohexiaobao，yijisuyuzefufu。
xiaobaolalelagegedeyijiao，tafaxianzhanzaitaduimiandepiaoliangnainaikantadeyanshenhaoqiguai。
mingmingzhiqianbangtajianchabaobaolidedongxideshihou，renhaitingzhengchangde？
zheicaiduodayihuierdeshijian，jiuchengzheiyangde！
zheilianshangdebiaoqingxiangshikuyouxiangshixiao，shouhaiyidouyidoude，yebuzhidaoshijidonghaishihaipa，jiulianneizuijiaodoushiduosuode。
erbaodeganjueyechabuduo，yinweitadeduimianzhanzhedeshisuyuze。
suiranshuaiqiyeyedezitiyuyanmeiyoupiaoliangnainaifengfu，danshinenggoukanchu，tayezaijilikezhi。
这是……
xiaonaodaigualibengchumouzhongkeneng，erbaomolemozijidebiziwen，“zheiweixiansheng，ganwenguixing？”
这位先生？
为什么不叫爷爷？
suyuzeyoudianxiaoshiluo，buguoyixiangdao，tamenzhijianyoukenengcunzaidexueyuanguanxi，xinxiashaokuan，bijinglairifangzhang。
tingdaoxiaojiahuozheimeyibenzhengjingdehetashuohua，taweiweikesouyisheng，zhenglezhengzijideshengyin，“miangui，xingsu！”
“sumodesu？”erbaojixuwen。
xinxiadaoyejingqi，tahexiaobaohuiguohou，zoudeshishenmegoushiyun，yitiandeshijian，jiujianglianggezhunbabahuaiyimubiaodouyushangle。
suyuzehexuexiaoyaduishileyiyan，jiangmuguangdoukanxiangxuedao，tamenyiweishixuedaotiqianhezheihaizishuoguoshenme！
xuedaoyaoleyaotou，jinwanshiqingtaiduo，tahaimeilaidejishuo。
xuexiaoyazaiyekongzhubuzhu，yibajiangxiaobaobaojinhuaili，“baobao，nimenmamani？”
kongqizhongdunshixianruleguiyideanjing。
妈妈？
不是问爸爸？
xiaobaochayidetaitou，jiukandaolexuexiaoyayanjingliliangjingjingdeleidi。
漂亮奶奶哭了！
xiaobaosuirancaisisui，danshiliangsuijiuyijingchudao，zaibiaoyanshanghenyoutianfu，fenbianqizhenqinghejiayilaiyehenyouyitao，suoyi，yikandaoxuexiaoyadeyanlei，xinxiayeyoudianweisuan。
conglai，zhenqingzuishidongren，tanengganshoudaopiaoliangnainaidezhenshiqinggan，neishinongnongdesilian，yijishenshendeshierfude。
“nainai，nishi……sumodemami？”xiaobaobeipiaoliangnainaibaodehenjin，youxiechuanbuguoqilai。
erbaoxiangyaojiejiumeimei，quebuxiang，zijiyeshunjianlunxianzaisuyuzedehuaibaoli。
suyuzebaozheerbaozhongzhongdediantou，“ng，womenshisumodebabahemama，haohaizi，nimendemamani？”
还是问妈妈？
erbaotaitou，yishuangliuliseshiyanjingzhaazha，“suxiansheng，weishenmeyaozhaowomendemami？nimenbushiyinggaizhaowomendediedima？”
“yinwei，nimendemamishiwomendeer……”xuexiaoyajiuyaoshuochu“erzi”lianggezi，suyuzejiuzhongzhongyike，xuexiaoyayingshengshengdejiang“erzi”yanlehuiqu，gaicheng“erxifu”！
儿媳妇！
所有人都呆住了！
包括薛小刚导演。
talalelazijidemeimeidegebo，jiangbeitalouzhedekuaiyaobunenghuxidexiaoziyanjiejiuchulai，“meimei，nilengjingyidian，suerzhishihemomoxiaoshihouzhangdeyoudianxiang，xueyuandeshiqing，haishiyaoyanguocainengquedingde。”
kexuexiaoyanalitingdejinqu，“buyongyanle，zheichongzheilianggebaobaodezhangxiang，wojiunengqueding，haizishiwoerxifushengde。”
suyuzeyishoulouzheerbaoshebudesashou，yishoumoleyibatoudingshangdehan。
tazheilaoposhenmenaohuilu？
一根筋不会转弯吗？
bunengshuo“erzi”，jiubunengba“erzi”gaicheng“nver”ma？
shuoshi“nver”duoshengshi，beirenzhuiwendabuleshuoshisishengnv，kexianzaishuochengshi“erxifu”，tamenyaodaonaliqubianyigeerzichulai？
nandaogangrenhuizijidenver，jiugaosuta，tasangoulema？
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