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xiaoyandehuxijicu,cuqipenzaiwodejianwoli,danwokuaichuanbuguoqile……
wojuzhedeliangzhishouqingqingpenglexiatagongqidebei:「xiaozong,ni……」
「喵~」
xiaomaocongxiaoyandekoudailitanchutou,liangzhiyanjingzaiheianlifazheguang。
xiaoyanhouzhihoujuebanfangkaiwo,baxiaomaozhuazaishouli。
wobuganzhishixiaoyan,bizhongjiuqingdigenxiaomaojianghua:「nizenmelaileya?」
xiaoyanbaxiaomaowangwoshouliyisai,yashengdao:「qimishuhendanxinni。」
woshouzhongyipianrouruan,dishengwen:「neinigangcaizenme——」
「我怕黑!」
xiaoyanmengdidaduanwo,youhuanheyuqi:「nijiahei,zhenggexiaoqu……douhei。」
我:「……」
yelituojiadaikoudi,quchehengkuaxiaobangeshiqulaidaowojia,bawobaodeneimejin,jiushiyinweipahei?
你最好是。
xiaoyandeyuqihuifulelengjing:「niyoumeiyoushoushang?」
shilibeiboduo,tinglijiubiandelingmin。
wocaifaxian,xiaoyandesangyinchenyu,weiyindaizhecixing,henhaoting。
萧衍:「祁然?」
womengranhuishen,zhengzhengdao:「e,meiyou。」
「pa」deyisheng,dengliangle。
gangshiyingheiandeyanjing,beipomizhe,momohuhuzhong,wokanjianxiaoyanchuanzheyishenshuiyi,jiaoshangshiyishuangzhanlehuidesimiantuoxie。
tajiuzheimecongjiaganguolaile?
zhengxiangwen,xiaoyancongcongshuoleju:「zaijian!」
gentingjianshierdianzhongshengqiaoxiangdehuiguniangside,yiliuyanpaole。
woqingqinggualexiaxiaomaodebizi,wunaidao:「huiguniangpaole,liuxialianggeqimishu。」
小猫:「喵~」
……
jiexialaidejitian,xiaoyanfangfoyoubianhuileneigezheng「zhi」delenglianzongcai。
danshi,weishenmewoyikanjianzuozhedexiaoyan,jiubuyouzizhuxiangqizhibojianlifensidehuaa?
【diyizhong,nijiuwangtadatuishangyizuo……】
buxing,bunengxiang,youhuamianle!
这届网友真的有毒!
「qimishu,qimishu!」
「a,xiaozong,zenmele?」
xiaoyanfangxiashouzhongdewanbaolongzuanbi,kanzhewoyansudidao:「zheishinijintiandisancipaoshenle,shibushufuma?」
woquhuiqianhaozidewenjian:「meiyou。henbaoqian,wohuizhuyi。」
wokuaibuzouchuzongcaiban,meikanjianxiaoyanyuyanyouzhidebiaoqing。
xiangquchashuijianlengjingyixia,quejiedaolelaomadecuixiangqindianhua。
「qiran,mamazheicijinizhaolegehenkeaidenvhaizi,henshihenide!」
wojiangkafeifenfangjinlvwang,shoujimiantifangpangbian。
「ma,ninjiubiecaoxinle。」
womayuqiwunai:「nidaodixihuanshenmeyangdeya?」
wojixiexingdiyashikafeifen,zhengzhengdao:「woxihuan……biwogaode,duantoufa,shuohuashengyinhaotingde。」
「yaoshoue,wodaonalijinizhaozheiyangdeguniang!」laomaqijibaihuai,「fanzhengwobanidedianhuahedizhidoujirenjiale,nijianyedejian,bujianyedejian!」
mangyinli,woyinyuetingjianzoulangyourenjiaolesheng「xiaozong」,shouqidianhuazouchuqu,zoulangquekongwuyiren。
xiabanchugongsi,wojiedaolegemoshenglaidian。
「wei,qingwenninshinawei?」
dianhuaneitouchuanlaiyigenvhaishuanglangdeshengyin:「qiranba?woshilinluoluo。nimamajieshaonigenworenshi。」
wohuangrandawu:「ee,woxiangqilaile,shizaibuhaoyisi,wobuxiang……」
「ei,」tadaduandao,「chuanqianhuisexizhuangdeneigejiushiniba?!」
wo:「a?woshichuanzhe——」
「hai!qiran!」dianhuawaimianyouyigenvshengzaichongwohan。
wofangxiadianhua,kanjianyougechuanjichejiakedemiaotiaonvhaier,zhengxiangwozoulai。
tazhandingzaiwomianqian,luoluodafangdishenchuyoushou:「nihao,woshilinluoluo。」
wowozhutadeshou:「nihao,woshiqiran。」
chouhuishoushi,tajingwozhuwodeshoubufang,xiaodao:「nimamameipianwo,nizhendehenshuai!」
我冷脸:「谢谢。」
buguonikeyixianfangshouma?!
taqueturankaoguolai,yanglianxiaoshengdao:「haihenkeai!xiaogege,siaima?」
???
什么东西?!
julihezishidoutaiaimei,wogangxiangbiaomingwodetaidu,shenhoujiuchuanlaidichendeshengyin:「qiran!」
xiaoyanzhanzaiwoshenhou,wushilehaojigegentadazhaohudetongshi。
tabuhuiwuhuishenmeleba?
「萧总,她是——」
linluoluodaduanwo,jingyadidao:「xiaoyan?!」
weishenmenizheimexihuandaduanwodehuaa?!
wohendeyayangyang,linluoluoqueyijingzoudaolexiaoyanmianqian,shuo:「meixiangdaonengzaizheiliyujianni,wodeqiannanyou。」
前……男友?!
xiaoyanta,zhendeshizhinan?
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