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zouchujiudian，yeziqingyongweijinjiangzijibaoguoqilai，kouzhongzhangzhangdehuchuyikoubaiqi。
guozhenshiliunianbuli，hekouliangshuidousaiyafeng，canjiapengyoudejiehundianli，quejiangzijideqingbaijiduansongle！
canjiahunli，pengdaoyizhihezuidelang！
谁能有她倒霉？
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keshi，tongshidiyiciyijingshiwufafoudingdeshishi，zaizheiyangaiyuanxiaquyouyoushenmeyong？
taershisisui，yijingshichengnianrenle，jiudangzuoshiyihuangtang，ranhouzaichedidejiangtacongjiyizhongtichu。
taitou，tademuguangwuyizhongluozailejudadehuwaidianshipingmushang。
“qingwenshenshaozheicihuidaodalushizhunbeikaituoxindeshichangma？”
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“shenshao，qingwenshenmeshihounengjieshouwomenzazhishedezhuanfang？”
“……”
yidaqunjizhedeshouzhongdoujuzhesheyingji，jiangnanrentuantuanweizaizhongjian，douxiangyaodedaohuida。
nanrenmeiyouyanyu，junmeidelianpangshangdaizheqingqiandanmodexiao，zhishilimaodeduizhezhongrendiantou，suanshidazhaohu。
juao，qingqian，danmo，youya，quesihaomeiyourangrenganjuedaowuli……
呵，竟然是那只狼！
yanjingzhongliuluchuchaofeng，yeziqingditou，zhuanshen，ershenhoubuzhishenmeshihouyijingweimanleyicengnvren，youlaoyoushao，fenfenbeinanrensuomidao，zantanaimuwushu。
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huidaojiazhongshibangexiaoshiyihou，qianjiaocaitajinketing，bianwendaoleyizhennongyufangxiangdechawei。
guoyanfangkandaoshinver，manlianxiaorongdeduitazhaoshou：“ziqinga，kuaiguolaihecha。”
jiangxinzhongdeneixiexinsiquanbudouyanqu，yeziqingmianluweixiao，xiangshipingchangneiban：“shenmechaa？”
“wohenibababushiquyunnandalilvyouma，neilizuiyoumingdejiushipuercha，wohenibajiudaihuilaileyixie，taiguile！”
yezhenglinxiaozhe：“guiyidianyoushenmeguanxi，zuizhongyaodeshinenghedaohaochaye，zheicaishixiangshou！nizhenshifurenzhiren！”
wenyan，yeziqingqingqingdixiaozhe，sanrenweizhezhuozizuoxialai，yikouyikoudepincha，zaitingbamazaiyunnandalilvyouyudaodequshi。
puerchaxingbenlie，erqieyoutebiedenong，zaijiashangbabayixiangyouxihuanhenongcha，suoyipaodetebieduo，weidaopianku。
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“zenmele？”guoyanfangbujiedekanzheta。
“woxiawuhaiyaoshangbanni，chadianjiuchidaole！”
yibianshuozhe，yeziqingyibianjiangxinshoutaosaijinpibaozhong，kuaisupaochulefangjian。
dengtayikouqigandaobangongshishishiliangdianban，julitashangkeshijianhaiyoushifenzhong，bujinsongleyikouqi。
tasuozaidegaozhongshisshidediyigaozhong，tongshiyeshisshizuihaodegaozhong，meiniandouyoubushaodexueshengdouxiangyaojipotoupidekaojinlai，yinweixuexiaohao，suoyifulihedaiyujiuhao，dangranguijuyejiugengyan。
tadaideshigaosansibanhewubandeyuwen，yeshiwubandebanzhuren。
“qingtongxuemenjiangkebenfandaodi85ye，womenjintiansuoyaojiexideshiyishougushi，laoshixianlangduyibian，nimenkanxiamiandezhuzijieshi。”
zhanzaijiangtaishang，yeziqingrunlerunsangyin，qingqingdikaikou：“guanguanjujiu，zaihezhizhou——”
“yaotiaolaoshi，xueshenghaoqiu……”yidaoqinglianghaotingdenanshengturan**lai，daduanleta。
dunshi，quanbanxueshengdouhongrandaxiao，fenfenzhuanguoshenzi，wangxiangleshengyindelaiyuanchu。
shenlianjueshoubeilanyangyangdechengzaizhuozishang，touguochuanghuzhaoshejinlaideyangguangrangtahaokandeyanjingmiqilai，haiyiziyijudeqingnian：“guanguanjujiu，zaihezhizhou，yaotiaolaoshi，xueshenghaoqiu……”
jiaoshizhongdexiaoshengyoudaleyixie，yeziqingmeiyourenzhu，qinglidelianjiashangyefuxianchulewunaidexiao，dijiaoyisheng：“shenlianjue！”
“laoshi，youheguigan？”tamizheyanjing，chunjiaogouzhexiao。
zouguoqu，yeziqingzaitadeshenpangzhandingjiaobu，chengjiesideqingniezhutadeerduo：“xiakehoulaiwodebangongshiyitang。”
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办公室。
yeziqingzheshiyouxiewunaididao：“shenlianjue，nishangkedeshihounengbunengbiedaoluan？”
“laoshi，worenweiwoyijinghenguaiqiao……”shenlianjuemanlianweixiao，tiaozhemei，buyiweiran：“wodeshenghuotaiguoyukuzao，zonggaiyaoyouxielequ，nidayingjiwodeshengdanjieliwuni，laoshi？”
“zheinidaojidebisheidouqingchu，dayingjinideshengdanjieliwuwodouyijingzhunbeihaole，danqiantishinibixudayingwoyigeyaoqiu。”
“什么要求？”
yeziqingzaibangongzhuoqianzuoxia：“worengaosanwubandebanzhurenyijingyouyinianle，meicikaijiazhanghuidoumeiyoukandaonidejiarenlaiguo，mingtiandejiazhanghuiwubiyaodao，wubi！”
tayierzaizaiersandezhezhongqiangdiaowubilianggezi。
shenlianjuexiuzhangdeshenzixieyizhubangongzhuo，shenshoumolemobizi：“laoshi，zheiyouxiekunnan……”
“jirankunnanneijiusuanle，nihuijiaoshizhunbeishangkeba，shengdanjieliwuyejiumianle。”yanyujian，tanaqibi，kaishibeike。
“hao，wodayingni，laoshi，liwu……”shenlianjuetuoxie。
yeziqingdezuijiaoluchumanyideweixiao，congbaozhongnachutiqianzhunbeihaodeshoutaodiguoqu：“ji，shengdanjiekuaile。”
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zirankanchuletadebuman，taxiangtashenchushou：“buxiangyaojiuhaiguolai，weilezhinizheifushoutao，laoshiaoleliangtiandeye！”
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“zheishijilaoshiliwudehuili……”
shenlianjueguzuofaguoshenshineibandesongkaitadeshou，yanmoumingliangdezouchulebangongshi。
zhidaotadeshenyingxiaoshihou，yeziqingcaihuiguoshen，shouxinchudechuganhaizai，xinghaobangongshimeiyouqitalaoshi，buranzhenshi！
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muguangyizhikanzheshouzhongdeshoutao，zoudaoguaijiaochuyihou，shenlianjuenachushouji，huayuyuyueershangyang。
“chenguanjiashiwo，nimingtianranglaoyezihuozhefurenlaixuexiaoyitang。”
“ershaoye，laoyehefurendoumeiyouzai。”
“wodagebushicongmeiguohuilaile，rangwodagelaiba，shunbianzaijidagedaijuhua，ruguotabulaidehua，wojiunaodetianfandifu，xunsimihuo……”
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