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youzaibangongshizuolehaoyihuier，zhengdangfushiqishenzhunbeihuiqushiquehuranshoudaoletangliangxifalaideyizhangzhaopian。beijingshizaidenghongjiulvdejiubali，nvrenyitouanlvsebolangjuanfa，shenchuanhongsesizhidiaodai，youshouxiexiedazaiyibeishang，buzhizhenghesheishuohua，zhiluchuyizhangjingyanjuelundecelian。
“zheirenshishenmanqing？？！！”
fushiyanmoushenchen，kanzhetangliangxifalaidexinxi。
heiyedengta，shierdianzhengdejiubaqifenzhengre，zheneryulongdeyinlejiehezhewuchiliwushuzaodongdenianqingshenti，chongchizaidenghongjiulvzhixia，rangrenmuxuanshenmi。
aqu-01zuiguidekazuoshang，nianqingnvrenwanruotianshengdeyouwu，pisanzheyitouhaizaobandeanlvsezhangfa，danshoutuosai，mantiaosilidejiangjiubeiduanqiqingqingminleyikou，minglianlibuzhidaoxiyinleduoshaomuguang。
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“真漂亮。”
zheishixingyechunyingcongneixinfachudezantan。
“xiaomeimei，zijiwan？yaobuyaogegemenpeinia？”
jianshanghuranbeidashangyizhishou，xingyechunyingheleyitiao，huangmanghuitouquejianshenbianyijingweiguolaisiwuge，toufarandewuyanliusedeqingnian，yanshenpiqi。
tabeihedao，huangluandezhengtuo，“bie……biepengwo。”
bingbuliulidehanyujilijujuezhe，quehuanlaiqingnianmendediaoxiao，“yo！haoxianghaishiwaiguoniuer？”
“ranggegemenpeiniwanwana，yigerenduomeiyisia。”
“别碰我！！”
heianzhongyouyishuangshoushenzhishitushenxiangtadexiongkou，changmianyiduhunluandaoshikong，danjiuzaicishi，“fangkaita。”
nvrendeshengyinhenqing，quebingmeiyouyanmeizaineilvdongdeyinleli，xingyechunyinghuangmangdezhengkaiyan，faxianzhengshixianqiankazuoshangneigefengqingwanzhongdenvren。
shenmanqingmuguangliangliangdekanleneiqunshaonianyiyan，hongchunqingqi，“huawobuxiangshuodierci。”
jintiandeta，shizhenggejiubalidejiaodian。
zaizheichangzilide，sheibuzhidaozheigeyaojingyibanpiaoliangdenvrendingxialezuiguidekazuo，shenzhihaikailehaojipingzuiguidejiu。
danfanshiyouqianren，qiezheizhonggaolingzhihuayibandeyouqianren，daduoshuderendoushibuyuanyidezuide。
xiaohunhunmenxingxingfangkaileshaonv，shenmanqingzhuanshenhuidaolekazuo，dengzuoxiahoucaichaozhelengzaiyuandideshaonvgoulegoushouzhi，“guolai。”
jinyigedongzuo，xingyechunyingjiuchenfule。
tamaizhexiaobuzi，qingkuaidepaoguoqu，ranhoushifenguaiqiaodezuozaileshenmanqingdeduimian。
yanjingliangliangde，guazilian，qiliuhai，zhazheyigegaomawei，huotuotuogaozhongshengdezhinenmoyang。
“diyicilaizheizhongdifang？”
shaonvxiaojizhuomiyibandediantou。
“成年了吗？”
“shi……shibasuile。”
shenmanqingtingtashuohuabushitebieliuli，qiekouyinbieniu，xianglexiangwenta，“ribenren？”
xingyechunyingmengdiantou，“wojiaoxingyechunying，jiejie，zenmechenghu？”
“jiaowoyaoyaojiukeyi。”
“妖……幺？”
“妖精的妖。”
“haodeyaoyaojiejie！”nianqingdexiaoguniangzongshitianzhenlanmande，suoyoudexiangfayedouzhijiexiezailianshang，“yaoyaojiejienizhenpiaoliang，nishiwojianguozuimeidenvren。”
“……”
shenmanqingxiaolexiao，meijiehua，xiangjitadaobeijiu，danxianglexianghaishijiaolaiyibeiningmengqishuidijita。
“xiexie“xingyechunyingxiaoshengdaoxie，xiaokouxiaokoudehezheyinliao，meiduodahuier，qiaoyeyujianranjiuguolaile。
liangrenshiniguangzoulai，meirenkandaoxingyechunyingdemuguangzaikandaoqiaoyedeshihouzhengleyixia。
“aiyoleisiwole，zheibengdizhenshigetilihuo。”
doushileideqichuanyuyu，jianranyongshoushanzhefeng，yibianduanqimianqiandejiuyiyinerjin。
qiaoyezuozaileshenpang，muguangxiankanleshaonvyiyan，suihoucaikanxiangshenmanqing，“shangnaerjianlaidexiaoguniang。”
shenmanqingmeiyouhuida，jishuangfangzuolexiajieshao。
“nihaoya，yingjiang。”jianranhuankuaidehetadazhaohu，xingyechunyingguaiguaide，“nimenhao。”
shuowan，muguangyoutoutoumiaoxiangqiaoye，zheicixixiaodedongzuoluozaileshenmanqingyanzhong。
“ai！haowuliao！jiaojigeshuaigelaipeijiuba！”
jianranzaiyibianxinggaocailiedetiyi，qiaoyefuhe，“xinga，meiwoshuaidebuyao。”
“呸！”
liangrenxixiaobanzui，kequerangxingyechunyingheleyitiao，“peijiu？”
“不用理她们。”
shenmanqingkaikoujieshi，danshixianzaiqiaoyeyuxingyechunyingzhijianzhuanlezhuan，xiangzaizhuomoshenme。
buyihuier，jianranjiaodepeijiulaile。
qibagekanshangqudoucaiershichutoudenianqingren，lianshangyigebiyigezhinen，daizhebeijiuseqinrandemeiyan，rouniedesangyin，sajiaobandeduizhejirenjiejiegegedejiaogebuting。
shenmanqingbuxianghetamenzuoxi，zhijietuituo，“biezhaowo，womeixingqu。”
“jiejieduishenmeyangdeyouxingqu？”
qizhongyigenanhaier，wozaijianranshenbianwen，danmeidengshenmanqinghuidazheigewenti，shenhouqueyourenliaoqiletadeyilvzhangfa，qingqingfangzaibixijian，“neiwozheiyangdeni？jiejieyoumeiyouxingqu？”
lveyouxieshuxideshengyinxiangzaierce，shenmanqinghuitouzhengjianyizhangqingjundelian，tagaotingdebijianqiaqiacaguoletadeerbian。
“neizhennilaopo？？！”
tangliangxidajing，qichutazhijuedeyoudianxiangxiang，suoyifajifushidiaokan，quemeixiangdaozheirenzhijieshaleguolai！
guaiguai，tarenbuzhuyoukanlebuyuanchuneigeroumeidenvrenyiyan，xinshuozheihetajiyilishenmanqingdeyangziyebuxianga！
fushilengzhelian，muguangzhisisidingzheyuanchu，zaikandaoneigenanrenzhuazhushenmanqingdeshoushi，tahuranlengxiaoleyisheng，“huachenghuiwodourenshi！”
“你去哪儿？”
“……喂！”
wangzhenanrenshaqitengtengdebeiying，tangliangxidalegehanzhan。
jianrandengyiqunrenyouquwuchilifengwanle，hailashanglexingyechunyingyiqi，suoyixianzaikazuolijiushengxiashenmanqingyuchenyunian。
“jiejie，nihaimeihuida，duiwozheiyangdeganbuganxingquni。”
shoubeinanrenwozhu，chenyuniandewenxisuideluozaitadezhijian。shenmanqingmeiyandanmo，quehaifeichangpeihedemolemotaneizhangqingjuandelian，xiaozhe，“didi，jiejieduibuhuiwenzheizhongwentiderenganxingqu。”
“neiwoyihoubuwenle。”
“这才乖。”
“……”
shenmanqingshishei，rensongwaihaoshenyaojing，tazuishanzhangdejiushifengchangzuoxi，jiranzheigerenduineiwanfashengdeshijuekoumeiti，zijidangranyebuhuizhudongtiaoming。
zheigequanzilideren，sheixinlimeidianxiaojiujiu？
zaishuole，zheirenxiangmaobunankan，xiangfanzhangdehaitingrangrenshangxinyuemude，tajiranziyuanpeiliaohejiu，shenmanqingjiuyeleyizhaodanquanshou，fanzhengbukui。
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