tangqiaoershenjingjueshiyiweiputongdenianqingren，zaisujingzhedexiaoshuo《zongcaidaozhuicaifaqianqi》zhong，tayiwaifaxianzijiyongyoulechaonengli。congcizhihou，tatashangleyiduanchongmanmaoxianhetiaozhandelvcheng，yuxieeshilidouzheng，baohushijiedeanquan。zheibuhaomenzongcaixiaoshuojiangdailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihezhenhandegushishijie，tangqiaoeryizhangjiaohuazhaoshuibanderongyanzaihuadengzhaoyaoxiamingyanzhiji，tazaicheshangbiantuoxiaqiuxiehuanshangjianruidechaogaogen，juzhitouzujinguigaoaorunvwang。……。
tangqiaoerxianglinsushilegeyanse。
linsuhuiyi，zouguoqukaimen。
“唐总！唐总！”
zuotianfanleshidefuzonggaomingcongmenwaichuangjinlai，sudutaikuailelinsulengshimeilanzhu！
tangqiaoermeimuyilin，kanzhegaomingpudaozijizhuoqian。
“gaoxiansheng，nizenmehaizaizheier？nidelizhishouxuwoyijingpile，nikeyilingxungaojiule。”
“tangzong！ninbunengzheimeduiwoa！woweizheijiajiudiangongzuokuaiershinianle！
weilejiudianwodanjingjielvfuchuleyiqiehaileichuleyishenbing，liantangdongdoubunengqingyidongwo，ninzenmenengjiuzheimejieguwo？！”gaomingmantoudahan，lianhongbozicudirangrangzhe。
“wokanguojiudiansuoyougaocengdeziliao，niqueshiyoubing，zhifangganhedannangxirou。kanlaijiudiandeyoushuibuxiaoa。”tangqiaoerlengyandechunyiyang，shenxiaolingrenbuhanerli。
gaomingtingchulezheihualidejiqiao，hededuoduosuosuo，“aili、ailimaizanmenjiudianliezhichuangpindeshiwozhenbuzhiqinga！zheisannianailiyizhigenzanmenhezuo，jiagejideyeheshi，zaishengjingyoushixiangdangdangdepinpaisuoyiwocai……”
huayinweiluo，zhitingpadiyisheng——
tangqiaoerxianxianyushouyishuai，yifenwenjiandiudaogaomingjiaoxia。
“zheishizheisannianlaijiudianyuailijiaoyiwanglaidesuoyouzhangmumingxi，nijianguancaiwubuzheifenloudongbaichudecaibaonikanbuchulai？”
gaomingdanzhanxinjingdijianqiwenjianfankan，jiyezhizaitashoulijiuxiangshaohongdebaotan！
“erqiewozheili，haishoudaolefennimingjubao。”
tangqiaoerduanqikafeibeiyouxiandiminleyikou，meimoujianhanguangshanshan，“yourenjianjuni，shuoniheailineibianwanglaimiqie，congzhongmouqujuehuikou，caipilianggoumaileailideliezhichuangpinyicichonghao。”
gaominghedeshangxiayadazhan，jiukuaiyaozhanbuwenle。
“womeizhengju，kendingbuhuiwuduankaichurenheren。danwoshouliyouzhengju，yejiubuhuiqingraolerenheren。gaoxianshengruohaiyouyiyi，womenkeyitongguofalvshouduanjiejuecishi。”
“tangzongwocuole！shiwoyishihutucuolezhuyi！qiunin……qiuninjiwotiaohuoluba！zheishieryaochuanchuquwozaizhenggeshengjingdoumeifalizule！”
gaominghepoledankukuaiqiu，jiuchajitangqiaoerxiaguile，“dangchushiailizhudongzhaoshangdewoshuojiwoyitiaofacaidedao！zhuyishenmededoushijinzongchude！
woyiweichuangdianzidouchabuduo，suoyiyejiumeixiangneimeduocaizheletadedaoa！”
唐俏儿都听笑了。
zuojiudianxingyeershiniandeyigefuzong，weilezibaokaishizhuangshachonglengle。
“xingle，jutizenmehuishigaoxianshengnizijixinlizuiqingchu，youzheishijiangenwofeihuaburuhuiquduotoujifenjianlilaideshizai。linmishu，songke！”
gaomingmanlianhuibai，rusangjiazhiquanbanbeilinsunianlechuqu。
bangongshiwai，gaominglimabianlian，henhenpeileyikou。
“xiaotizi！zouzheqiao！laozibuhuijiuzheimesuanlede！”
tangqiaoersuiranshijunzixionghuai，danhaishibeizheijiudianlizhongbaosinang，shiweisucandexingweigaodemanfufenmen。
“zheigegaomingkanlaizaijiudianlishichoumingzhaozhua，ninyiyaobantamashangjiuyoujubaozhele！”linsuyiliandachoudebaodexingfen。
“没人举报他。”
“sha？！nandaoninshizai……zhata？！”
“嗯。”
tangqiaoerqingmiaodanxiediyinglesheng，shunshoudakaiyouxizhunbeidangbatufuxiefen，“buzuokuixinshibupaguiqiaomen，jieguoguihaimeidengzhaotani，woqiaodaliangxiajiuquanzhaole。”
linsurenbuzhujidaxiaojieguzhang，zheirenxinwandetai6le，“gaomingheailihezuosannianle，kanlaimeishaotana，zhenyinggaibatagaodaodi，rangtabachijinqudedoutuchulai！”
“zuorenliuyixian，rihouhaoxiangjian，wozuodetaijuemeizhunerjiudianqitagaocenghuiqinifanxinli，zaibeihouduiwofanglengjianyeshuobuding。genghekuanggaomingcengjingshilaowantibashanglaide，wobuxiangtaidawodiedelian。”
tangqiaoeryibianlingedafutouzaiyouxilizhuirenyibianyonglandishuo，“zheiduanshijian，pairendingjingaoming，tayaozaihejinenroudegeyoujiechu，likehuibaojiwo。”
“是！大小姐！”
jiuzaizheishi，tangqiaoerdeshoujibutingdixiangqilai，mougequnzhale。
“asu！woxianzaimeikong，nibangwokanxiasheifalaide。”tangqiaoerjujinghuishendiwanyouxi。
linsumangzouguolaidakaishouji，“a，shinindeyigejiao‘tangjiabaomiju’dequn，shaoyemenjininfalexiaoxi。”
zheigequnshiergetangxujiande，limianyoutangqiaoerhetadesigeqingege，zhisuoyijiaobaomijuyisijiushiduitaheshenjingjuejiehundeshiyaoshoukouruping，juebunengwaixie。
tangqiaoeryijing，youxiyegubushangle，mangbashoujiqiangguolai。
bijinglinsuxianzaihaibuzhidaotajiehunyouliledeshi，zheishizhidaoderenyueshaoyuehao，fouzechuandaolaowanneimafanjiudale！
tangxu：wogan！wotemerenbulele！shenjingjuezheishisharenzhuxinma？qirentaishenle！
sange：wozuijinchachashenshiyoumeiyoushenmeheidi，zhengquyigeyuezhineirangshenshijituanpochan。
sige：zhengquyixingqinei，wotiaoduanshenjingjuedeshoujinjiaojin。
唐樾：阿门。
tangqiaoer：stop！gegemen，daodizenmela？！
jimiaohou，tangxurengguolaiyigeweibolianjie。
tangxu：shenshimeiyijinggongbuhunxunle，bujinruci，haiyouyingxiaohaopunishixiaosanshangwei，shuonidangchuhengdaoduoaishengmizhuchengshufanbizheshenshimeijienaleni，haidetamenyouqingrentiangeyifang！
sige：he，tiangeyifang？yaobuyaoworangtamenshishitianrenyongge？
tangyue：laosi，buyaoweizuoedexinhuaibuping，yebuyaoxiangneixingbuyideshengchujidu。yinweitamenrucaokuaibeigexia，youruqingcaikuaiyaokuqian。
tangyue：dangzhizhunuqi，liqifennu；buyaoxinhuaibuping，yizhizuoe。
tangxu：dagenikuaibieshuole，nizaishuowomennaodaidingshangdouyaoyouguangquanle。
sige：qiaoqiao，banxiaoshihou，wohuishanchusuoyoubuliyunidexinwen，shenjingjuezaihunderesouyehuichediao。
唐俏儿：别，四哥。
tangqiaoer：jiurangbaofengyulaidegengmengliexieba。
tangxufalegeheirenwenhaolian。
tangqiaoer：yinweigenwoyoumeiguanxi，shenjingjueqianqishibaixiaoxiao，erwo，shitangjiadaxiaojietangqiaoer。
tangxu：duia！nizheisannianlaicongmeigenshenjingjuegongkailiangxiang，yeconglaimeiwairenjianguoni，gengbukenengyourensoudaoni，zheishierwanquanyingxiangbulenia！
tangqiaoer：kemougebuzhihaodaidenvren，queyaoyinciertoutongle。
daxiaojiehongchunlengaoyiqiao。
shenjingjue，niyaonidebaiyueguang，wochengquannimenyouqingrentianzhangdijiu。
danninvrenxiangdaodayipa？bieguaiwoyiyahaiya，rangtashuaigedagentou！
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shenshijituanzheibian，beituranfangchulaidehunxunshalegecuoshoubuji！
gongguanbuhehanxiandeshoujidoukuaibeimeitidabaole，xiaoxihongdongshengjingnaizhiquanguo。
shouxian，shenzongyaojiehunle。
qici，shenzongjingranerhunle！
haome，gangwenkaishilema，renjiajiuyijingjieshule。
无痛人流式婚姻吗？
“zuizaofachuhunxundeshi《shengjingribao》，tingshuo，shijinxiaojieqinziguoquzhaodetamenshezhang，xiaoxicaifachuqude。”
hanxianmubuzhuanjingdidingzheshouji，“xianzaiweiboresouzhuanfayijingtupobaiwan，dandiyiweishi#shenjingjueqianqishishei#，shaofurenxianzaibeimacanle……”
“luxiaqu！”shenjingjuejunmeiderongyanrubingdiaobanyinleng，senhandemouanwutianri。
shengjingxinwenbeihouyoushenshikonggu，keyishuozaishengjing，zheijiameitishitamendechunshe。
“您要撸谁？”
“pengguozheitiaoxiaoxide，quanbuxiake！”
“shi！kezheiwangshangyulunzenmeban？kongpawufakongzhilea……”
hanxianbuyoudedanxinqilai，“ai，yebuzhishaofurenkandaozheige，zuoheganxiang。yidinghuihennanguoba……”
shenjingjuemousezhouranyichen，likenaqishouji，diaochutangyuededianhua。
gaisi！tadouyoudiandaxiguanle，buzhidaode，haiyiweitaanliantangyueni！
chichujian，jinenroudemingzijingzaizheishiyuechupingmu。
shenjingjuebujinculecumei，xinxiongyouxiehuise。
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