《zongcai，furenmajiawubuzhule》zheibuxiaoshuogousibucuo，qianhuhouying，zibuyuwenbihenhao，siweihuoyue，jiangqinghuoyunqishigaishudezhuyaorenwu，xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:“wohenibabashangliangleyixia，songniqujingzhongguojixuexiaodushu，neishigeguizuxuexiao，jianglaibuguanzenmeshuodounengshanggedaxue。”……
第1章
“siyatou，yitiandaowanduozailimianganshenme？kuaidianjiwochulai！”
“tiantianchiwodehewode，jiuzhidaoduozaiwuzilixiabainong。”
“bieyiweinijintianyaohuijiangjiadangdaxiaojiejiuwufawutianle，zheigedianle，haimeirenlaijieni，wokana，jiangjiaderengenbenbuhuiguanni！”
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pingmushang，yigelvsedeguangdianzhengzaibuduanyidong。
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pingmushangdelvseguangdianshanleyixia，zuihouchedixiaoshi。
he，zhuizongta？hainenledian。
xuanji，taliluodeshouqidiannao，dakailebeinvrenpaideyaoyaoyuzhuidemen。
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yangcuihuaqiji，jibuzoudaojiangqinggenqianzhizhema，“haonigesiyatou，wogennishuohuanishilongzishiba？”
“nidiemayiqianjideyibaiwanzaojiuhuawanle，jintianshuorangnizoujiuzou？bukeneng！”
“shenghuofeiganjinjiaochulai，buranniwulidedongxiwojiudounaqumailehuanqian。”
wenyan，jiangqingtaiyan，qinglengdemouzidingdingdekanzheta，zhituchulelianggezi，“nigan。”
mingmingshigeshibajiusuidexiaoguniang，keneibaixidelianshang，quesanfachuhairendehanyi。
yangcuihuazenmekandoujuedehunshenfachu。
kezhuannianyixiang，bujiushigexiaoguniang，youshenmekepade，danziyoudaleqilai，“nikanwoganbugan，nidiemabanirengzaishiyinianbuguanbugu，wojiushinidejianhuren。”
jiangqingmianwubiaoqingdeeleyisheng，shuo：“wochengnianle。”
“chengnian？chengnianyouzenmeyang！”
yangcuihualizhiqizhuangdichazheyao，baizhezhitousuan，“nishisuideshihou，bagebicunlijiaerzidadechadiancanfei，qianshiwopeide。”
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“shiwusuineinian，nibuzhidaocongnagejianghupianzineixueledianyishujirenzhibing，zhiyigefeiyige，quanshiwoshangmenpeibushi。”
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“haiyouqiannian，nibaxuexiaodefuxiaozhangtuixiashuibushuo，haihaiderenjiabeibazhi，zuihoulianwodexiaoweidoubeiniqianliantuilexue。”
he，fuxiaozhang，yigejiagongjisi，yongtebieshouduanweixienvxueshengdechushengjiugaiqusi。
zhiyuyangcuihuadeerzizhangxiaowei，mingmingshizijibuleyishangxuexiangchuqudagong，hetashenmeguanxi。
jiangqingfanlegebaiyan，zhijuedeerduobianguozaodebuxing，tabunaidao：“huiyourenjiniqian。”
yangcuihuaheheyixiao，“qian？nidangnidiemahaihuijiqianni？zhiqiandalaidezaojiuhuawanle，niqinmasilezhihou，zaiyemeidaqianlaiguo，gengbieshuoxianzai！”
jiangqingmeilandedalita，ditoukanleyiyanwanbiao，haiyoushifenzhong。
dagaishishuoleile，youbeijiangqingzheifumoyangmodemeizhao，yangcuihuazhuanshenqutangwudaoshuihe。
bishi，shuipingcunli，yiliangheisedemaibahexingshizaininingdelushang，cheshenzaoyijingbeinibazhanrandebuchengyangzi。
huoyunqizuozaihoupai，liangdaojianmeiningqi。
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jiuzaiganggang，tahuazhongjinzhaoheikezhaodaoleshengshoushenyideweizhi，bingdazaolezhuizongqi，quezaijulishengshoushenyiwugonglideshihoubeichedicuihui。
youzheiyangdejishu，pianpiandengdaowugonglineizheimezuo。
henxianran，tabeishuale，shuademingmuzhangdan！
cheneideqiwenjihujiangzhibingdian，zhengzaikaichedeyuyanglenghancencen，“qiye，yaobuansanyesuoshuo，quzhaoneiweijiangdashi？”
he，jiangdashi，yigeminghaowumingqi，kaikoujiushisanbaiwandedashi。
huoyunqitaiyanlengxiao，ruilidemouguangsaoguoyuyang，“zenme，nirenwei，woyinggaifangqishengshoushenyi，tuierqiuqicizhaoyigemingbujianjingchuandejianghuyouyi？”
yuyang：“......”
他就不该说话。
huoyunqiweiweimimou，yiziyijudao：“jiwozhao，wugonglineijuedisanchidezhao。”
qiyenule，houguohenweixian！
yuyangbugandanwu，mangbudiedexiacheshunzhelubianaijiaaihudewen。
liangjiu，yuyangqichuanyuyudehuilai，“qiye，wodatingleyiquan，wugonglineiderenjiazhiyousanhu，qizhongyihuzaojiubanzoule，haiyouyihuzhiyougexingdongbubianyanxiadelaotouzi，wokanguole，kendingbukenengshishenyi。”
huoyunqinieleniemeixin，naizhexingziwen：“disanhuni？”
“zheidisanhu，jiushisanyeshuodeneiweijiangdashidezhuzhi。”
“......”
banshang，huoyunqiyaoyabengchulianggezi，“kaiche。”
zuizhong，huoyunqihaishilaidaolesanshujidedizhi，yangcuihuajiazhong。
yangcuihuazaoyijinghewanshuichulai，zuozaiyuanzili，zhengzhunbeihejiangqingzhankaixinyilundezhengbian。
jiuzaizheishi，manshinibademaibahewenwenditingzaimenqian。
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yangcuihuayiting，yanqianyiliang，“nizhaowomenjiaqingqing，tajiuzaineini。”
suizhesuozhidefangxiang，huoyunqikandaolequtuizuozaishidengzishang，kaozheqiangdelansanshaonv。
tadeqizhisuichuchenburan，kequezhishigexiaoguniang。
霍云祁蹙眉，大师？
shibajiusuidedashi？tasanshumofeishinaozijinshuile？
tamaikaizhangtuizouleshangqu，“nijiushiwosanshujieshaodejiangdashi？”
jiangqingkanxiangwanbiao，bulengburedao：“nichidaolesanfenzhong，zhenjinyaoduojiwushiwan。”
shuoba，linqibaoqishen，zhizheyangcuihuadao“yigongsanbaiwushiwan，qianjita，zouren。”
呵，口气倒是挺狂。
huoyunqitiaomei，“nizhidaowolaizhaonishiyaozuoshenme？”
“知道，治病啊。”
nanrenxiangqianbanbu，weishelirangzhenggeyuanzidoubiandeyayi，“zheibushinizaixuexiaowandeguojiajia，ruguozhibuhao，wohuiduolenideshou。”
jiangqingheheyixiao，zhanzaishidengzishangladiliangrendeshengaocha，“ruguowozhihaole，woyaoniwutiaojiandayingwoyijianshi。”
nvhaishuangmouliangjingjingde，mianduinanrendailaideyapoganhaobuweiju。
he，kouqikuang，danziyebuxiao。
huoyunqiwanweidegouqizuijiao，“hao，wodayingni。”
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