zhichangruzhanchang，youdianqiangshenghenzhengchangba？zheishuxiedezhenshichaojingcaichaoxihuan，zuozheshigemaoshibarenwuchangjingxiehuojirenyizhongshenlinqijingdeganjue，xiaoshuozhurengongshimaxiaohaojiangyuan，jiangshuletahaoxiangshaoweiyoudianlijieweishenmeqitarenyibeilaobanjiaolaidayouxijiuzheimedafanyingle。ruguohetayiqidayouxideshidaxueshihoudeshiyou，zuikengdeneigebaodiyaobei……
xiuxilezhengzhengyiwanshanghou，ciriyizao。
sheyingshixiaogeyouyuyiqianyangchengdezhiyexiguan，zaoshangliudianzhongjiuyijingqilechuang。
ranhoujiukaishifadaishuibuzhele。
bijingyiqianliudianqichuangpaisheneishijiachangbianfan。
fanerxianzaidepaisheduixiang9diancaishangban，yishijianrangtaganjueyoudianbushiying，hunshenbudejing。
jiuzaitazoushangyangtai，dasuanhuxihuxixinxiankongqideshihou，turanfaxianzhutagebidemaxiaohaoyezhanzaiyangtaishang。
“ge，zheimezaojiuxingle？”
maxiaohaozhuantoukanqu：“dazaoshangkaishijiushuibuzhele。”
tingdaozheihua，sheyingshixiaogefangfozhaodaolezhiyinside，huaxiazidangchangjiudakaile：
“**，woyeshi！woyiqianzaoshangliudianzhongjiudeqilaishangban，yangchenglemeitianzhunshiliudianxingdexiguan，ranhoujiushuibuzhele。genini？nishishayuanyina？”
maxiaohaoxiangdoumeixiang，zhijielingzhenqishou：“wo？woyixiangdaozijixianzaiyueruyiwansi，youzhezheimehaodefulidaiyu，hainengnadaomeigejiduhaojiwandefenhong，wojiujidongdeshuibuzhejue。”
“？”
shunjian，youbeibaojiyicidesheyingshixiaogeliandangchangjiuheilexiaqu！
yijuhuayebushuo，zhuanshenjiuwangfangjianlizou。
maxiaohaodangchangnamen，haizaixiangzheirenzenmeliaozheliaozhejiuturanzoule。
yushiwendao：“niganshaqua？”
“meishi，nijiezhejiang。woquzhaozhaochufangzaina。”
“咋了？”
“wotamazhaobadao，kansiniyade！”
“？？？”
……
zaifangjianlishualehuiershipinxiaomoshijian，yizhidengdaobadianduozhong。
sheyingshixiaogezhongxindakaizhibo，congliangrenqianwangshitangdezaocanshijiankaishipaishe。
dangliangrenzaigongsishitanglianchidaina，huchihaiheyidun，shoulihailinzheliangdaibaozichulai，bujibuxuzoudaogongsidamendeshihou。
liangrencaifaxiangongsizhengmendebolidamenqiancishizhanlebushaoren，quelengshimeirenwanglijin。
yidatingcaizhidao，doushizaidenglaobanjiangyuanguolaikaimende！
yuanlailaobanjiangyuanpingchangdoushijiudianzuoyouzhunshilaidaogongsikaimen，rangdajiashangbande。
danjintianbuzhidaozenmehuishi，yijingchidaoshifenzhonglehaimeiguolai。
suirantamenshouliyouzijipeidegongsidamenyaochi，danpianpianqueshibunengyong。
yidanyongle，neitamenpingchangtoutoujiabandeshiyejiusuizhibaolule。
suoyicaichuxianlezheimeduorenzhanzaigongsimenkouyingdengdejumian。
tingzhezhouweirendejieshi，maxiaohaoyuefaganjuedaomengbi。
zheiyinggaishijiangyuankaidegongsimeicuoba，zenmetayigedanglaobanfanerdeduigongsizuibushangxina？
maxiaohaowendao：“nimenji**dadianhualema？”
renqunzhongyourenhuiying：“dale，dianhuameirenjieting。”
henxianran，qitarenyedouyoudianzhejile。
“**neibiandaodishaqingkuanga？yaobuzaidagedianhuawenwenba？”
“wozheibianweixinshangyewenle，meihuifu。”
“zanjiangzongbuhuishishuimihule，xianzaihaimeiqichuangba？”
“youkeneng，shuobudingshitazuowandayouxiaodetaiwan，zaoshangmeiqilai。”
“……”
“嗯？游戏？”
tingdaorenqunliyourentidao‘youxi’erzi，shoulilinzhesandaidabaozidezhuchenturanxiangdaoleshenme！
yushisuoxingyongzuidiaozhesandaibaozi，nachushouji，gancuililuodedakaileyouxi。
十几秒后。
guobuqirankandaoleyigerangzaichangsuoyourenyanqianyiheidechangmian：
haoyoubeizhu：laobanjiangyuan。
youxizhong，yikaiju32fenzhong！
“？？？”
zaichangzhongrenyanqianyihei，chadianhunguoqu。
好好好！
这么玩是吧！
……
zaozaodengdaizaizhibojianlideguanzhongdoukanmale！
【zheishiwobenniandujianguozuichouxiangdelaoban，biyuangongdoubailan，tashizhendeyagenjiumeixiangranggongsizhuanqiana！】
【yuangong：weilezheigegongsi，wochengshouletaiduobugaichengshoude！】
【zheimeyiduibi，neihaishiwomenlaobanhao。gongsidamenyaochijiaojiwomenziji，xiangjiabanjiujiaban，shixianjiabanziyou！（mojing）】
【nixiaoziyouzhongbamojingzhailezaishuohua！houmianshibushihaishaoleyiju，buxiangjiabanyedejiabana？】
【zheizhongshuyujiabanjiashalede，kekouliangtianjiaqijiulaoshile。】
【jiaqi？xiaosi，yagenmeiyoujiaqi！】
……
shizaiwulitucaoshenmedezhuchenkuaisuzaiyouxilifaxiaoxiguoqu，wen：“**，yaobunikankanxianzaideshijian？”
jimiaohou，neibianhuifu：“bushibenren，nirencuole。”
猪晨：“？？？”
suizhezhuchengangkouwanwenhaodepianke，neibianyouxijieshu。
jiangyuanxuanjijiuzaigongsiqunlimaopaole：
“keke，neiyouxishiwolaomeiwande，meiyoubeidangchangdaizhujiubusuanmoyudayouxi。dajiabuyaoduoxiang，wozhishiyidazaoqilaitidajiasikaogongsideqianchengsikaorumile，wangleshijian。”
yipangdexiaobaichabiemeibengzhu：“neimafan**nishaosikaodian。nizaisikaoxiaqu，gongsijiuzhendechedimeiqianchengle。”
jiangyuan：“？？？biexiashuo，wozheishiweiledahuoermeihaodeweilaierfendou，buxixishengrenhedaijia，napashiwojiankangdeshenti！”
kandaojiangyuanruciwulitoudehua，wujiedoukanbuxiaqule：
“neimafanjiangzongyongninjiankangdeshentigankuailaigongsijidajiakaimenba，shangbanshijianyijingguoleshijifenzhongle。”
……
等了十来分钟后。
caikandaoyiliangxiaodianlvcongyuanchushilai，wenwentingzaigongsilouxia。
jiangyuanlianshangmeiyousihaogangadezoushanglou，zaizhongrenmanhuaiqidaidemuguangzhongbashoushenjinshangyikoudai。
摸……
再摸……
zaikoudailimosuoleyizhenhou，jiangyuanfachuyishenghenlingxingde：“ng？”
jiuzaiqitarenhaizainamendeshihou，jiangyuanbianlelianse：“**，yaochiwangjiale！”
shunjian，zaichangsuoyouyuangongzhijiepofang！
“噗！”
“丸辣！”
“zheishishenmerenjianjikua！”
“”
……
yucitongshidezhibojianli。
观众直接笑出了声！
【zheibuhuishilaobandehuazhaoba？zhidaoyuangongtoutoujiaban，suoyiguyizaizaoshangwangdaiyaochi，rangtamenbaduojiadebanhaihuilai。】
【haojiahuo！beinixiaozifaxianlemangdian！】
【dengdeng，yigegongsidelaoban，pingchangchuxingdejiaotonggongjushixiaodianlv？zheishihenmingxiandeloudonga！buhuizhenshijiemuzuanpaidetuoba？】
【neizhinengshuoloushangxiongdihaishijianshishaole，bieshuoqidianlvle，womenzheibiandedalaobangengkuazhang，yibandoushibeixin+renzituo，dangegedoushimingxiajishitaofangyueyueshouzujiugousuibianxiaoyaode！】
【zheigewolijie，yinweijialidebuyuanbujin，yilianggonglineizhong。zoululaitaiman，kaicheyoubuzhidang，guangshilushangduchehetingchedoufeijing。meicuo，woshangbanbukaimaibaheerqidiandongchejiushizheigeyuanyin。】
【maibahe？wojiushuolianggeci，yuye！gaojiaqiao！】
……
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