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精彩章节

xieyunzhoushuodeyilianzhencheng，kanzhezhouyu，yankuangweiweifahong，bazhibojianbushaomeizidougandongle。

zhouyukanzhexieyunzhouguzuoshenqingdeyangzi，zhenshiexindebuxing，meirenzhu，zhendeganouleyixia。

【zhubozheishizenmele？huaile？】

【zheishibeiexindeba？】

tuleyihui，zhouyukanleyiyanxieyunzhou，turanwendao：“nizhidaoguizheyanma？”

xieyunzhouyileng，haibudengtashuohua，zhouyuyoudao：“nizhendeexindaowole，suoyibunengrangwoyigerenexin，jiurangshuiyoumenpeiwoyiqiba。”

【wozenmeganjuezhuboyoudianbuhuaihaoyini？】

zhouyushuowan，shoufalvexianshengshudenieleyigefajue，ranhouchongzhepingmuyizhi。

zhibojianjiuanjingleyihui，shimiaohou，danmushunjianzhakaileguo。

【靠靠靠！】

【啊！】

manpingdea，tebiedezhuangguan。

yinweiganggangzhouyunielefajuezhihou，shipinzhongdexieyunzhoushenhou，turanchuxianleyigeheiqiliaoraodenvrenshenying。

tadeshoulihaijinjindezhuaizheyigenxuehulachadechangzi，erchangzidelingyitou，zeshibeiweizaixieyunzhoudebozishang。

xieyunzhoudaizaibozishangde，genbenjiubushishenmehongsedeweijin，ershiyigenranxuedechangzi。

【fuqiang，minzhu，wenming，hexie，ziyou，pingdeng，gongzheng，fazhi，aiguo，jingye，chengxin，youshan。】

【fuqiang，minzhu，wenming，hexie，ziyou，pingdeng，gongzheng，fazhi，aiguo，jingye，chengxin，youshan。】

【这是什么？啊！】

【neibushiweijin！shichangzi，gaibuhuishitalaopodechangziba！】

【woyaotule！haoexina！】

【mama！wojianguile！】

【jiadeba！kendingshiyande！wobuxin！】

【zheishizhibo！neigenvrenzhendeshihuranchuxiande！hesiwole！】

xieyunzhouyeturanganjuezijibozishangbiandenianhuhude。

ditouyikan，jiukandaoleyigenchangzizhengguazaizijibozishang，xingchoudeweidaofeichangcibi，chadianrangxieyunzhoutuchulai。

“laogong！woshenshanghaotenga！”

“laogong！nilaipeiwoba！”

“老公！”

“老公！”

yishengyouyishengjianlidaizheyuanqidehuhuan，congerbianchuanlai，binglengshirundeqixi，buzhudewangxieyunzhouerduolizuan，rangtashunjianchuleyishendehan。

neishengyinfeichangkongling，danshixieyunzhouqueduizheishengyinhenshuxi，bijingtayijingtingleershiernianle。

zhouyukanzhemiansecanbai，jiangzheshenzibugandongdeyangzi，xiaole。

dao：“zenme？ganggangbushihaixiangzhidaoniqizidexialuome？zenmexianzaitachulaile，niquebuganhuitoukanle？”

“nichuguibeilaopozhuadao，weilebujingshenchuhu，fennuzhixiajiushaleta，ranhoufenshi。

nilaopoderou，beiniyongpobijidasui，chongjinlexiashuidao，gutoubeininaqulegouchangweigou，woshuodeduima？”

【wuwu！youshirangwokonghundeyitian。】

【nanrenhaokepa！wozaiyebuxiangjiehunle。】

【zheinanrenzenneimexinhen？neikeshipeiletaershiduoniandelaopoa！】

xieyunzhoucishiganjuebozishangdechangzizhengzaiyueshouyuejin，henkuaitajiuchuanbuguoqilaile。

“wocuole！wozhidaocuole！laopo，fangguowoba！”

“fangguoni？nizenmeyoulianshuochuzheiyangdehua？dangchunishatadeshihou，taneimedewuzhu，yizhiyongqiqiudeyanshenkanzheni，niweishenmemeiyoufangguota？”

zhouyuyanzhengzhengdekanzhexieyunzhoubeiledeliantonghong，quewudongyuzhong。

jiuzaixieyunzhouganjuezijimashangjiuyaozhixiersideshihou，zhouyuzhongyukaikoushuohuale。

taduinvguishuodao：“tazuodeshiqingyijingbeijingchazhidaole，jingchamashangjiuhuilaizhuatale，wanghouyusheng，tahuizaijianyuliguoyibeizi。

zheibishaleta，hairangtananshou。

shaleta，nihuibeiniezhaichanshen，xialedifuhaihuishouzui，zheizhong**，bupeinizangleshou。”

【shia！zhuboshuodedui！buyaoweilezheiyangderen，zanglezijideshou。】

【tamashangjiuyaozaobaoyingle，nikebiefansha。】

【没错！他不配！】

nvguishigetingquande，hentingzhouyudehua，xianglexiangjiusongkaileshoulidechangzi。

xieyunzhoucongyizishangshuailexiaqu，langbeidepazaidishangchuanqi。

xieyunzhouganggangdaodi，tajiademenjiubeirenyongbaolichuaikaile。

jinjiezhejiushijigeshenchuanzhifudejingchachonglejinlai，ranhoukongzhizhulexieyunzhou，bataxiangtiaosigouyiyang，laleqilai。

zhouyukanleyiyanyinmeishenxingdenvgui，ranhouliangchuledaizaibozishangdelingpai，neilingpaishichunheisede，moyanghengupojingzhi。

lingpaichuxiandeyishunjian，xieyunzhoudejialihurankuangfengdazuo，wendudouranjianglehaojidu，dongdegeweijingchadousuolesuobozi。

zhiyouzhouyunengkandao，yidaoheiqiliaoraodedamen，chuxianzainvguishenhou，damenshaoweidakaiyitiaofengxi，yigujudadexilichuanlai，shunjianjiubanvguijixijinqule。

“大师！谢谢你。”

nvguibeisongzou，zhouyudezhuyilihuidaozhibojian，zhijianxianzaizhibojianderenshu，yijingdaodawuwanle，liwugengshimantianfei。

【woqu,zhendelaile？】

【玩真的吗？】

【kanlaizhuboshiyouxiedaoxingde！】

gududeyudashangxiaoxinxin×99

dalianmaodashangbiaobaiqiqiu×2

gengyoujigetuhao，haidashanglehuojian。

zhouyuzaixinlisuanleyixia，zheihuideshouruchabuduoyouwuqian，gendoulezhibopingtaipingfendehua，zijiyenengnadaoliangqianwuzuoyou，zheiyangyisuan，zhouyugaoxingjile。

duimianpingmuli，xieyunzhoubeijingchatuozoule，neijiechangzibeidangchangzhengju，yedaizoule，shipindaocibeiguaduan。

【zhubo！nizhenshishenle，yihounidezhibojianwodundingle！】

【shiwoyouyanbushitaishan，haiqingzhoudashibuyaojianguai。】

【dashi，jintianhaiboma？bandaolaide，haimeikanguoyin。】

zhouyukanleyiyanshijian，yijingwanshangkuaishidianle，ranhouyaoleyaotou，dao：“jintianjiuxiandaozheiliba，mingtianzaijixu。”shuowan，jiuxialezhibo。

diertian，zhouyuhaizaishuimengzhonggenzijialaodieliaotian，quebuzhidao，wangshangyinweiyipianbaodaozhakaileguo。

“xiemouzaijiashahaizijideqizi，zhihoufenshi，gutoulaqugouchangweigou，rouquanbutichuyongpobijidasui，ranhouchongruxiashuidao。

zuoanzheshoufajiqicanren，anchangdasaodeshifenganjing。

jingchajinruqijiazhongdeshihou，gainanzibozishanghaiweizheyijiechangzi，jingzhengshi，zheishigainanziqizidechangzi，yeshitashahaiqizideweiyizhengju。”

cibaodaoyichu，jiuyinqilexuanran**，henkuaijiubeidingshangleresou，liandaizhezhouyudezhibojian，yexiaohuoleyiba。

“zheigewozhidao，wozaizhoudashidezhibojiankanlequancheng。”

“woqu，yikaishiwoyiweishijubenlaizhe，yuanlaizhendeshimingana！zheishouhaizhezhaopianwokanle，genzhoudashimiaoshudeyimoyiyang。”

“zhenkanbuchulai，neigeshuaidashujingranshisharenfan，haishouduanneimecanrendeshalezijideqizi。”

“真是变态啊！”