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zheixiaozihaozhan,lvzhanlvbailvbailvzhan,zhenbuzhidaoneiyangyigenanren,weishenmehuiyouzheimezhadedidi……
yanluobatadeliantuichuqulaoyuan:“shirangniqubangwozhaojianfangzi。”
yitingbushidajia,xuyedalaxiashuangjian,xingzhiqueque:“niyaojisheizhaoa。”
“自己。”
“ni?”xuyebumingsuoyi:“nibushizhuzaiyanjiame?zenme……”
yixiangdaoyanluodeshenfen,xuyeyouyoulejifenleran,yanjianeiyangrenduodifang,haizhenbutaifangbianyanluobanshi。
“neiniduifangziyoushenmeyaoqiu,womashangfadongwoshouxiaxiaodiqujinizhao,baozhengxiawujiunengzhaodao!”
“anjing,renshao,daxiaojiagesuiyi。”
这范围就大了。
“cheng。”xuyeliketaochudianhua,falejigexinxichuqu:“xianzaidengxiaoxijiuxingle!”
xuyedeneixiexiaodibanshidaokuai,zhongwutagenxuyezaishitangchifandeshihou,jiuchuanlailexiaoxi。
“eiei,fangzizhaodaole。”xuyebangeshenzitanguocanzhuo,bashoujididaoyanluomianqian:“haoduogexuanze,hengyuan,bishi,yizenmehaiyouguanlanxiaoqu,zheijigexiaotuzaizizenmebazheidifangyexuanshangle……”
“guanlanxiaoqu?zheixiaoquzenmeleme?”zheiguanlanxiaotutingqilaihaoxianghenyouwenti。
“guanlanxiaoqunadouhao,anjing,bianyi,danshineidifangyoudianpian,zaikaojinshijiaodeyichushanjiaoxia,erqieyinweikaifashangpochandeguanxi,neidifangyouxiehuangfei,zhenggexiaoqumeizhujigeren,”xuyegengkaojinguolai,genyanluotouaizhetou,yadishengyinqingshengshuo:“tingshuo,neidifanghainaogui!”
“naogui?”yanluogangxiangwenzenmegenaofa,jiukandaojigenvshenghanxiudaiqiedezouguolai。
“neige,xuyetongxue,zheiliyourenzuome?nengbunengpingezhuo……”
xuyezhengshuodexingfen,turanbeidaduan,dengshijiubugaoxingle。
“zuoshenmezuo,dashanjiushuodashan,yizhongwudashandeyebubuzhinimenyihuo,dannengbunenghuangejiekou,jiulianggekongwei,nimenzheimeduorenlaipinzhuo,zenmepin?dieluohana!”xuyebunaifandehuihuishou:“gundangundan,jixiaoyegunyibianqu!”
jigenvshengmeixiangdaoxuyedetaiduzheimeelie,lengzaiyuandi。
“shuodaoneile?”xuyeniutouhuilaijiukandao,yanluolansandechengzhexiaba,sixiaofeixiaodekanzheta。
xuyeturanhaijuedeyoudianbuhaoyisileni:“meibanfa,zhangdetaishuaijiushiyizhongfudan,ai。”
yanluobeitanongdekuxiaobude:“dexing。”
“heiheihei!”xuyenaonaotou,luchujifenzhongeryangjixushuo:“zheidifangdefangzidaoshibugui,weizhiyekeyisuibianxuan,danwojuedehaishidehaohaoxiangxiang。”
yanluoxiangdoumeixiang:“jiuzheiba,tinghaode。”
“?”xuyejingdejiebale:“bubu,bu,bushi,woshuo,wogangcaishuoshenmenimeitingjiana?naogui,zheidifangnaogui!”
“neiwojiuzhualaikankan,guidaodizhangshenmeyang。”
xuyemianjiachouchu,liangjiushuqiyigedamuzhi:“niu,guoranshihenren!”
“shenmeshihounengkanfang。”
“xianzaijiuneng!”xuyejidongdeshuoshuo:“yihoulijiachuzou,wojiuqutoubenni!”
yanluoyemeijujue,bijingtaderenwujiushibaohuxuye。
“ei,nimenzenmehaimeizou。”qishencaikandaoneijigelaidashandeguniang,haichuzaiyuandi。
“让开让开!”
jigenvshengbeixuyetuikai,yanzhengzhengkanzhexuyeqianzheyanluolikai。
“wozaojiukantamenlianggeguanxibuduile。”
“yinanyinvgoujiandabeilouloubaobao,shuomeishisheixina。”
“nimenlianggebieshuole,yitong,ni,meishiba……”
liyitongsisiniezheyijiao,tafenmingqideyaosi,kehaishiyaoxiao:“mei,meishi,womenquchifanba。”
haoqiaotamenpangbianzuozhedejiushiyanshuranjigeren。
kandaoyanshuran,jirenxiangqileyanluogentadeguanxi,haoqidewen:“ei,shuran,nijianeigeyangnvgenxuyeshishenmeguanxia?”
yanshuranxinsiyidong:“zhei,zheizenmeshuoa……”
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