宅斗？不，我要和婆母统一战线！荔枝冰沙耶-著

小说简介

gudaiyanqingwen《zhaidou？bu，woyaohepomutongyizhanxian！》huobaolaixi！jiangshunannvzhujiaoxiaojinyuansongrourouzhijianfashengdejingcaigushi，zuozhe“lizhibingshaye”dezuixinyuanchuangzuopin，zuopinjianjie：yizhishouzaipangbiandeshinvsuhekanzhewoyandidehongxuesi，renbuzhuhongleyankuang，yadishengyinweiwobaobuping：“shaofuren，ninzheishihekuni？laofurenjinriduininneiban……

精彩章节

chenghundisangeyue，fujunxiaojinchuanlaizhansidexiaoxi。daiworuqinnvdepomudijiwoyifengfangqishu。“yuan，

huijiaba，wobunengrangzheihoufukunniyibeizi。”wokanlekanmenwaihushidandanyaoduohoufudexiaojiazuren，

haobuyouyusihuilefangqishu。“muqin，xiaojinbuzaile，wobianshinindenver。

”pomubaozhewokudeganchangcunduan，congneizhihouwomenxiangyiweiming，tadaiwogengshenqinnv。kebuzhiweishenme，

sannianhoujiazuyanxishang，pomudangzhemanzuozongqindemiannuchidao：“shenyuan，nijiwogunchuhoufu，

yongshibudetarubanbu！”1.wobukezhixindekanzheyanqiandepomu。tamanmianbingshuang，

kanzheworutongxiangzaikanchourenyiban。jianwobuyu。tagengshilengxiaolianlian，“zenme？qingguogongjiadenver，

lianhuadoutingbumingbaime？”“zheiyaochuanchuqu，nimenshenjiadaijiadeguniangkanlaidouhennanshuoshangyimenhaoqinshile。

”zheihuagengshirangwohunshenxueyeniliu。woyouxiehuanghu，yunxiuxiadeshouananqialezijiyiba。haoteng。

bushizuomeng。fangcairuguoshuofangqishurangwonanguo。

pomucikeduiwoqingguogongfudexiurugengshirangwohenbudeyitouzhuangsizaizheili。

ruguojiazhongguniangmenyinweiwoshoudaoqianlian，wodaoledixiabianzhendewuyanmianduiyixiangliezuliezongle。woyankuangsuanse，

zhandouzhewen，“muqin，ninzheishiheyi？”weiheyaoxiulewo。youweiheyaoxiuruwoniangjia。taiduoxiangwende，

haimeidengwokaikou。pomuyoulishengdao。“woshiheyinihaibumingbai？dangchuwoerzhansishachang，

wobianyaoqiannihuijia，nifeiyaolaizaiwohoufusannian，yanzheichuzhenjielienvdexi，xianzaiwokannile，buyuankanle。

”“nizouba，wohoufurongbuxiani。”zhouweirenwenyan。daochoulengqideshengxiangciqibifu。

jiaotoujieerdeshengyinyadouyabuzhu，dajiayanshenzhongmanshinanyizhixin。jingchenglisheibuzhidao。

wohepomuzheixienianshiruhexiangyiweiming，womenlianlianhongdoubucengyouguo。haodegenqinmunvside……jiuzaizuotian，

pomuhaiqinzipeiwoqutiaoxuan**xinyideliaozi，lianxiwoyouqingjianlejifen……“zheizenmehuishia？

qianjirilaofurenhaigenwokuashaofurenchijiayoudao，zuishixianhuia，zenmejinrijiu……”“shiashia，

dangnianshizimeile，laofurenkuzhejishaofurenfangqishuyaoliuxia，bujiushipalaofurenbeiqifume？

”yilunshengbujue。wosixulingluan，lianhuxidouyouxieteng。kanzhepomushuxiyoumoshengdelian，

yanzhongdebingshuangmeiyoubanfensongdong。wohaiyaokaikouxunwen。cishiyizhichenmodezuzhongzhanglaokailekou，“laofuren，

zheishibushiyoushenmewuhui？yuanzheixienianduihoufu，duinin，dajiadoukanzaiyanli，nizenmenengshuozheiyangdehuani？

shanglehaizidexina。”woyanleizhongyuzaiyerenbuxia。jiuliandangchujiyuhoufudezurendouweiwoshuohuale。

dangchuneixierenchuixianhoufudejueweifengdi，yuwomenshuihuoburong。

zheixienianwojiezhewomuzushilibazheixiezurenzaoyishouzhifutiele。rizifenmingyuelaiyuehaole……woqipanyanglian，

dengdaihepomubingshiqianxian。zhiyaotashuozheiqizhongyouwuhui，woyidingyuanliangta，jixuzuoxiaojiadeshaofuren。

kepomuyanzhongjifenggengshen，xiaochulesheng。“zenme？wohoufuxiangyaoxiuqinanbuchenghaiyaoqugongliqingzhicaikeyime！

”“hao！jiruci，wojiujingongxianghuanghouniangniangbingmingcishi！”ciyanyichu，zaichangdesuoyourendoudengdaleyanjing。

mantingrendouhuangleshen。sanlaotaiyezhanweiweidiquan：“laofuren！shibudea！zheishiernanengnaodaogongliqu？

huanghouniangniangriliwanji，naguandehoufuneizhaizheidianshi？chuanchuqu，zanmenxiaojiadelianmiankejiuquanmeile！

”pangbianjiweipangzhideshenmuyeganjinweishanglai，niyiyanwoyiyudiquanzhe。“laofurenninxiaoxiaoqi，

youhuamanmanshuo”youdelazhetadeyibaiburangdong，haiyourenjidezhiduojiao。“shaofurenzheixieniandehao，

ninwanglema？dangchuninshengzhezhongbing，shisheiyibujiedaishouleninsantiansanye？xianzainanengshuoxiujiuxiu，

hainaoqugonglia！”pomubenjiuyinweifangcaidenuqizhanghonglelian，cikebeizhongrenweizhelache，huxiyufajicu。

tayonglishuaikaishenbianrendeshou，shengyinjianli：“doubielanwo！wojinrifeiyaoqugonglishuoqingchu，

ranghuanghouniangniangpingpingli，zheishenyuanzhanzhewohoufushaofurendeweizhibukenzou，daodiandeshenmexin！

”huayingangluo，tashenzimengdiyihuang，yanjingyibi，zhitingtingdidaoqu。2.woxinjianyijin，

jihushipingzhebennengchongshangqian，shenshouwenwendituozhuletadehoubei。rushouchuyipianguntang，

tadelianjiafanzhebuzhengchangdechaohong，huxiyebiandeweiruoqilai。“laofuren！

”gangcaihailuanhonghongdechangmianshunjiananjingxialai，zhishengxiazhongrenhuangluandehuhansheng。woyaozheya，

feilidifuzhepomu，chaozhepangbiandewoshifangxianghan：“kuai！balaofurenfudaoneishidechuangshangqu！zaiquqingtaiyi！

”jigexiaosiheshinvlianmangshangqianbangmang，xiaoxinyiyidibapomutaijinleneishi。worangrendalaiwenshui，

ninglepazifuzaitadeetoushang，youqingqingweitayehaobeijiao，dongzuoshuren。

yizhishouzaipangbiandeshinvsuhekanzhewoyandidehongxuesi，renbuzhuhongleyankuang，

yadishengyinweiwobaobuping：“shaofuren，ninzheishihekuni？laofurenjinriduininneibanjueqing，

haishuochuyaoqugongligaonindehua，ninzenmehaizheimejinxinjinlidizhaoguta？yiwoshuo，ninjiugaibuguanta，

rangtahaohaofanshengfansheng！”wokanzhepomucangbaidemianrong，qingqingyaoleyaotou：“woziyoujiumeilemuqin，

fuxiongchangnianzhengzhanshachang，shipomu，zaiwojiajinhoufuhou，bawodangchengqinnveryibantengxi，

rangwozhidaoyoumuqintengshiyijianduomexingfudeshiqing。tajinrizheibanfanchang，yidingshiyoushenmewuhui，

wobunengbuguanta。”suhehaixiangshuoxieshenme，zuihouhaishibahuayanlehuiqu，

zhishimomodiweiwodiguoyibeirecha。neishilituranchuanlaihualashengxiang。woxinliyijing，chongjinneishi，

jiukandaopomuyijingxingleguolai，zhengshenshoubachuangtoudecipingsaoluozaidi。“gun！nijiwogunchuqu！

”pomuzhizhewo，yanjinglimanshinuhuo，“sheirangnizaizheilijiaxingxingde？wobuyongnizhaogu！

niganjingunchuhoufu，yongshidoubiezaihuilai！”shuozhe，tayoushenshouquzhuachuangtoudedongxi，zheicishiyigeyuruyi。

tazhuaqiyuruyi，chaozhewojiurengleguolai。woxiayishidiwangpangbianduoleyixia，yuruyizazaimenkuangshang，

liuxiashenshendehenji。wokanzhetajidongdeyangzi，xinliyoutengyouji，“youshenmehua，dengninshenzihaoxiele，

womenmanmanshuo，haobuhao？”“buhao！woxianzaijiuxiangrangnigun！”pomuyouquzhuapangbiandezhuanglian，

balimiandeshoushihe、yanzhishuifenyigunaodiwangwoshenshangreng。yigejinzanzazaiwoshoubeishang，shunjianxueroumohu。

suhejianzhuang，lianmangdangzaiwoshenqian，duizhepomujishengdao：“laofuren！ninbiezairengle！shaofurenshangzhelea！

”kepomuxiangshimeitingjianyiyang，yijiubutingdirengzhedongxi，zuilihaibutingdihanzhe：“rangtagun！

wobuxiangkanjianta！tajiushigesaobaxing，kesilewodeerzi，xianzaihaixiangbazhanwohoufudejiachan！

wojuebunengrangtadecheng！”wozhanzaisuheshenhou，kanzhepomuxiesidilideyangzi，yankuangrenbuzhuyouhongle。

wobumingbai，cengjingduiwoneibantengaidepomu，zenmehuibianchengxianzaizheigeyangzi？shoubeideshangkouhaizaishenzhexue。

kewokanzhepomuweiweizhandoudeshenzi，zhongjiuhaishihenbuxiaxinzhuanshenlikai。woshenxiyikouqi，

renzheshenshangdesuantonghexinlidecitong，yibubuchaozhechuangbiankaojin，shengyingengyan：“muqin，ninbieqile，

wobuzou，wojiuzaizheierpeizhenin……”wodeshougangyaopengdaochuangyan，

yuanwaituranchuanlaiyizhenjicudejiaobushenghexiaosidenahan。“guogongfudedagongzilaile！

”xiongzhangshencegangyijinmen，jiukandaomandilangjie。haiyouwoshoubeishangdeshangkou。

yijipomurengzaiduizhewonumuershidexionghenmoyang。tashunjianhongleyankuang，kuaibushangqianyibajiangwoladaoshenhou，

nushizhechuangshangdepomu：“xiaolaofuren！woshenjiadenver，shirangnizheimeqifudema？taweilenimenxiaojia，

shoulesanniangua，jinxinjinlizhaoguni，huanlaidejiushinibatadangchouren，haiyongdongxizata？”pomutangzaichuangshang，

kanzheshencehuzhewodeyangzi，zuijiaogouqiyimolengxiao，yuqichaofeng：“zenme？

shendagongzizheishilaiti**meichengyaolaile？tayuanyiliuzaiwomenhoufushouweiqu，shitazizhaode！

xianzainilailezhenghao，daitazoua！kuaigun！womenxiaojiabuxihanliutazheigesaobaxing！”“nishuoshenme？

”shenceqidehunshenfadou，shenshoujiuyaoquzhuaiwo，“yuan，gengezou！zheipohoufuzanmenbudaile，

sheiyuanyishouzheifenqisheishouqu！”3.wobeishencelazhegebo，shenzibuyouzizhudichaozhemenkouliangqiangleliangbu。

kewokanzhepomu，xinlihaishicunzheyisibushe，jiaobudunledun，shengyinweiruodishuo：“axiong，zaidengdeng，

muqinta……”“dengshenmedeng！”pomuturanlishengdaduanwodehua，

shenshoucongchuangtoudechoutilichouchuyizhangdiedezhengqidezhi，chaozheworengleguolai，“biezaizheierjiaxingxingdele！

zheishinidejiazhuangdanzi，shangmianxiedeqingqingchuchu，nibanidedongxidoudaizou！womenhoufu，

yidiandoubuzhannideguang！”neizhangzhiqingpiaopiaodiluozaiwodejiaobian，wowanyaojianqilai，shouzhizhandouzhezhankai。

shangmianqingxidijiluzhewodangnianjiajinhoufushidailaidesuoyoujiazhuang。zhenguidezihuaguwan，jinyinzhubao，

tianzhuangpuzi，meiyiyangdoujidemingmingbaibai。dangnianwojiaguolaishi，pomuduiwoshuo：“zheixiejiazhuangnizijishouzhe，

houfu，jiushinidejia。”kerujin，taqinshoubazheizhangdanzirenghuiwomianqian，rangwobasuoyoudongxidoudaizou，

fangfoyaobawozheisannianzaihoufudehenji，chedimoqu。wopengzhejiazhuangdanzi，yanleizaiyerenbuzhu。“muqin，

”wogengyanzhe，“ninzhende……zheimexiangrangwozouma？”pomubieguolian，buqukanwo，

yuqibingleng：“shi！niganjinzou，daizhenidedongxi，yongyuanbiezaitajinhoufuyibu！

”shencekanzhewoshihunluopodeyangzi，xintengbuyi，lazhewodeshoujiuwangwaizou：“yuan，biezaigentafeihuale，

gengehuijia！zanmenshenjiahaiyangdeqini！”wobeishencelazhe，yibubuchaozhemenwaizouqu，

yanjingqueshizhongwangzhechuangshangdepomu，manshitongku。wobumingbai，cengjingduiwoneibantengaidepomu，

zenmehuibianderucijueqing？zheisanniandemunvqingshen，nandaodouzhishiwodeyichangmengma？

kuajinqingguogongfudamendeneiyike，fuqinzaoyizaizhengtingdenghou，yanzhongmanshitengxi，chenshengdao：“huilaijiuhao，

huilaijiuhao。yihoujiuzaijialitatashishizhuzhe，youfuqinzai，meirennengzairangnishouweiqu。”shencezhanzaiyipang，

haizaiweihoufudeshifenfenbuping，zuiliniantaozhe：“neixiaolaofurenzhenshihutu！

yihouzanmenzaiyebugenxiaojiawanglaile，shengdenizaishouqi。”shuozhe，

tahaiteyirangrenqukufangqulezuihaodejinchuangyao，qinziweiwochulishoubeishangdeshangkou，dongzuoqingrou，

shengpapengtengwo。jigemeimeiyeweizhewo，jijizhazhadishuozhetiexinhua。zuixiaodemeimeilazhewodeshou，

zhouzhexiaomeitoushuo：“jiejie，neigexiaolaofurenyidingshibeiguishangshenle！yiqiantaduinineimehao，

zenmeturanjiubianleni？nibienanguo，yihouwomentiantianpeiniwan，zaiyebuquhoufule。”kemeidangyeshenrenjing，

wozonghuixiangqipomuyiqianduiwodehao，xiangqiwomenxiangyiweimingdesannian，xinliyijiumanshibuan。wozongjuede，

pomudezhuanbianyidingyoushenmeyinqing。sanrihou，bianshijunzhuniangniangjubandeshanghuayan。wangnianzheigeshihou，

pomuzongshizaozaodijiulazhewoyiqitiaoxuanyishang，haihuiteyirangchufangzhunbeitazuiaidemudansu，

shuoyaodaiquyanshanghejiemeimenfenxiang。pomuzuiaidejiushimudan，meiniandeshanghuayantacongweiquexiguo。xiangdaozheili，

woyouyulexujiu，zuizhonghaishihuanshangleyishensuyadeyiqun，genzheaxiongyiqiqulejunzhufu。gangzoujinhuayuan，

mudanhuahaiyingruyanlian。kewoquemeixinsixinshang，muguangbuyouzizhudizairenqunzhongsouxunzhepomudeshenying。henkuai，

wojiuzaihuayuanjiaoluodeyizhangshizhuopangkandaoleta。pomuchuanzheyishenshenzisedeyiqun，duzizuozaineili，

mianqianfangzheyibeizaoyiliangtoudecha。tayanshenkongdongdiwangzheyanqiandemudan，lianshangmanshiluomo。

zhouweidefurenmensansanliangliangdijuzaiyiqi，shibushichaozhepomudefangxiangkanyiyan，xiaoshengyilunzheshenme。

“zheijiushixiaolaofurenba？tingshuotabazijideerxifuganchumenle，zhenshigeepomu。

”“yiqiankantaduineihaizineimehao，haiyiweishigetongqingdalide，meixiangdaozheimehenxin。

”wokanzhepomuluomodebeiying，xiangqitayiqianzaishanghuayanshangkaixindeyangzi，xinliyizhensuanse。

wozaiyerenbuzhu，qingqingtuikaishenbianderen，yibubuchaozhetazouguoqu，

zhandouzheshengyin：“muqin……”neishengmuqingangluo，pomudeshenzibianyizhan，xiangshibeitangdaoyibanmengdizhuanguoshen。

4.tayuanbenkongdongdeyanshenshunjianranshangnuhuo，zhizhewo：“shenyuan！sheizhunnijiaowomuqinde！haibukuaigun！

”wobeitaturuqilaidenuqijingdexintouyijin，quehaishiyaozheyashangqianyibu，shenshouxiangquzhuaitadeyixiu，

shengyinweiqu：“muqin，nindaodizenmele？ninyiqianbushizheiyangde，shibushiyoushenmekuzhong？ningaosuwo，

womenyiqixiangbanfahaobuhao？”“biepengwo！”pomumengdishuaikaiwodeshou，lidaodadechaochuwodeyuliao。

wobenjiuzhanzaihehuachibiandeqingshibanshang，shibanbeilushuidashi，youhuayouliang。tazheiyitui，

woshentibushoukongzhidixianghoudaoqu。yishengmenxiang，diejinlebinglengdechishuili。chishuicigudiliang，

woqianglehaojikou，huangluanzhongshenshouxiangzhuazhushenme。zhengzhajian，shenshangdeyiqunbeishuijindechenzhong，

jiangwobuduanwangxiazhuai。“guniang！”buyuanchuchuanlaisuhejiaojidehuhan。jinjiezhe，

jigexiaosiyekuaibuchongleguolai，qishoubajiaodijiangwocongchishuililaleshanglai。beijiushanganshi，wohunshenshitou，

langbeidebuchengyangzi。jiuzaizheishi，junzhuniangniangdaizheshinvkuaibuzouleguolai，kandaoyanqiandejingxiang，

meitoushunjianzhouqi，chenshengdao：“zheishizuoshenme？haohaodeshanghuayan，zenmenaochengzheiyang？”wotaitoukanxiangpomu，

hunshenshilulude，lengfengyichui，dongdewozuichunfazi，quehaishiguzhidiwangzheta。kepomuquemeiyoukanwoyiyan，

fanerguizailejunzhuniangniangmianqian，shengyinbeiqi：“junzhuniangniang，qiuninweilaoshenzuozhu！

qiuniangniangcilaoshenyidaoendian，rangtayuwoerxiaojinheli，congciliangbuxiangqian！

”tingdaohelierzicongpomukouzhongshuochu，youkanzhetaguizaijunzhumianqiankukuaiqiudemoyang，

wozhijuedexiongkoufanjiangdaohaideteng。yanqiandejingxiangkaishitianxuandizhuan，erbiandeshengyindoubiandemohubuqing。

xiayimiao，wohoutouyitian，yikouxianxuetulechulai。shentizaiyezhichengbuzhu。woyongliyaoleyaoxiachun。