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wangwendashen“muxihuohuo”dezuixinlizuo《zaidifubanzhongshengqianzheng，shinianhouzhonghuiyangjianwoshafengle》zhengzaihuorelianzaizhong，gaishuzhuyaorenwushitaokunxuyingying，shuzhonggushijianshushi：......woyongyuanwufawangqueshinianqiandeneiyiwan。neishiwodexinhunzhiye。wobeizhangfudebanlangtuan，erwodebiaomeixuyingyingquezaigebihexinlangchanmian。“taokun……

精彩章节

1、“xingming，nianling，weishenmexiangzhongsheng？”woshidifudezhongshengqianzhengguan，jingjingyeyezaigongweishangzuoleshinian。

nengdaowochuangkoubanliyewude，jibendoushizaiyangjianbeiqinrenairenbeipanzhemo，daizhehenyisiqudenvhai。

“wojiaoruanqingtian，zhangfuhexiaosanhemoubawohaisi，nalewodebaoxianjinxiaoyaokuaihuo，

woyaozhongshenghenhendatamendelian！”“wojiaoliuruyan，woshizhenqianjin，

quebeijiaqianjinhepianxinjiarenqiujindixiashiesi，woyaozhongshengnahuishuyuwodeyiqie！

”womomotingxialebanliyewudebi。maya，zuijinzenmezheimeduozhenqianjinhexiatangqilaiwozheilibanqianzhenga！

xiangxiangzijizhiqiansideyouduowonang。woyouyizhongbierendoushishengbufengshi，erwoshisibufengshideganjue。

shidaibianle，jiranrenqitunshengbuzaishinvxingmeide，neiwoshinianhouzaibaochou，yinggaihaibuwanba。

......woyongyuanwufawangqueshinianqiandeneiyiwan。neishiwodexinhunzhiye。wobeizhangfudebanlangtuan，

erwodebiaomeixuyingyingquezaigebihexinlangchanmian。“taokun！taokunjiujiuwo！

”wodangshisiyadesangyinyouzaierpan，jixiwangyuzhangfutingdaowodehujiu，nengshengchuyidiandiandelianminzhixin。

jieguo，queshiyichangxiaohua。womenyuanbenjiumeiyoushenmeganqingjichu，fumuweileyidiancaili，

bawo“mai”jilecunbataojia。shishizhengming，fanshiqingyidedaode，jiuhuirangrenchanshengqingjianzhixin。

taokunyebuliwai。wocengqinertingdaotazaihunqianhetaneibanghupenggouyoushuo：“xulanlanpingshimenbuzuoshengde，

yikanjiuhenwuqu，daoburutaneigemeimeixuyingying，neixiaoyanshen。

”shenbiandeyibanggemenyefuheta：“shenmewuqu，neidoushiniangmenzhuangde，dengshanglekang，nikantahaijinbujinchi。

”neinianwosha，budongfankang，yebudongrenxinedu。zhidaoneici，wocaiganshoudaoshenmejiaojuewang。

qiansuoweiyoudekongjuhebeifenchongchilewodequanshen。yinweizhandouerxielelideshoubei，

genbendangbuzhurenheqinfandejingong。woxiangbumingbai，shangyimiaowohaishirenrenyanxianchengzandexinniangzi。xiayimiao，

wohuodelianchushengdouburu。xihuannaodongfangshima？neiwoyaonimensuoyourendouyinweinaodongfangerfuchudaijia。

2、zhenglihaozijiyaodaidedongxi，worenbuzhuyoukanleyiyanwodedifugongwei。wozaizheilishinian，

yijingkanguoletaiduobeirenshanghaidenvhaizi。jinguantamenfanjiandezaoyugebuxiangtong，

danhaoxiangdouyouzhexiangtongdepixing。shijieyitongwenwo，wojiuyaosizheigeshijie！suoyi，

weilezhuliyigeyouyigemiaoxiaonvhaidedamengxiang，woyicicizaizhongshengqianzhengshanggaixiazhongzhongdegangyin。jintian，

lundaowozijidele。yiqiandewozhihuirenqitunsheng，dasuiyawangduziliyan。napabei**，

yezhiganmomozhaogenshengzishangdiao，genbenbuganquzhiwenrenheren。danxianzai，wozhidaoyiqiedoubuyiyangle。

youneimeduonvhaidouyuanyizhongxinkaishi，weishenmewobuneng？yiduntianxuandizhuan，wogandaojuliedetoutong。

woyaojinyaguan，buxiangyinzheizhongqiguaideshizhongganjiaochushenglai。keshizaitaiyun，wohaishimeirenzhu。“a！

”womengranzhengkaiyan，faxianzijizhendehuidaolechujiazheiyitian。wochuanzhexiuhezuozaichuangshang，

mianqianyiduiqinqipengyoudoulenglengdikanzhewo。yinweiwodeturanjianjiao，dapolewuzilidexiqingfenwei，

cishibaokuoxinlangtaokunzaineidesuoyouren，douyilianyihuo。zheishi，

zaichufangzhujiaozidewomaxixiaoyankaidichuanguorenqun，zoudaowodemianqian。

tabajiaoziwangwohetaokundeshenqiandi：“guinv，guye，daxiderizi，chigejiaozijifuqi。

”jiuyuandejiyishunjianjizhonglewo。shinianqianjiushizheigechangjing。anzhaoyishiliucheng，

zhiyaoxinlangxinniangfenbieweiduifangyigejiaozi，jiusuanlicheng。danxuyingyingzuoweiwodebanniang，

feiyaotichuwanyigexinyouxi。tashouzhongnazhezhenxian，chuanguojiaozi，tizaibankong。rangxinlangxinnianggedaiyizu，

liangrenqiangyigejiaozi，kansheinengchidao。dangniandewoweilebusaodahuodexing，tongyilezheigeyouxi。jieguomeixiangdao，

dengwoshangqianle，hewohudongdequebushiwodelaogongtaokun，ershitadehaoxiongdi。xuyingyingtizhejiaozihushanghuxia，

chengxinburangwochidao。ertaokundehaoxiongdimenquepaiqiduilai。jigezhuanghangenbenbushiweilezuoyouxi，

jiushibenzhezhanwobianyilaide。wobeitaokundebanlangtuanqinleyiliankoushui，

danshikantaokunhaiyouyizhongqinqixiaodeneimekaixin，shizhongbuganfazuo。yinweiwopa，wopatamenshuowobushidou，

shuowomeiduliang。xianzaixiangxiang，zhengaisia！zheiyici，

guobuqiranwoyoukandaobiaomeixuyingyingdeshouzhengyueyueyushijuqi。meidengtazhangzui，woyibaanzhuletadeshou。

“zanmenwangeyouxiba！”3、zouxuyingyingdelu，rangxuyingyingwulukezou。“wolaidangcaipan，

banlangbanniangqiangjiaozi，kansheichideduo？”qinqimenbuzhisuoyi，paishoujiaohao，bijingyourenaosheibuaikanni？

tashenbiandeneiqunhupenggouyoujiugengmeiyijianle，zhiyaonengjiejizhannvrendebianyi，sheiguanshixinnianghaishibanniang？

xuyingyingxiayishixiangfandui，kedangxiayijingbeijiazaineile。tajiaojidikanxiangtaokun，xiangrangtaokunchumianzuzhi。

ketaokunzhishizalezazui，bingmeishuochushenmefanduidehua。xuyingyingmeibanfa，yingzhetoupizhanzailedajiazhongjian。

yigezhangxiangjiqiweisuodebanlangshangqianyibu，dingzhexuyingyingdesuxiong，buhuaihaoyidixiao。

jintiantazheiyishenxingtoukeshixialexuebenle。weilegaiguowodefengtou，tachuandejianzhibixinniangbenrenhaiyaolongzhong，

yiximoxiongshaqunbaoguozhetaneilinglongyouzhideshencai，rangzaichangsuoyoudenanrendouyibukaiyan。

kexirensuanburutiansuan，tiansuanburuwozheigedifugongwuyuansuan。zheiyihui，fandaobeitaokundebanlangtuanchiletoucai。

woxuezhetaqianshideyangzi，batixianjiaozibawanzaishouzhong。hugaohudi，jiushichibuzhe。

banlanghaojicidouzhenghaoqinzaixuyingyingdezuishang，redekankehongtangdaxiao。zuihou，banlangweilechidaojiaozi，

jingzhijielouzhulexuyingying，dashoujiezhushentidezhedang，zhijieanzailetadexiongshang。xuyingyinghedexianghoutui，

quebeibanlanggudegengjin。banlangdiaozhujiaozi，zhijiekenzailexuyingyingdelianshang，jianlexuyingyingyiliandetangzhi。

worenbuzhuxiaochulesheng，yuguangpiedaotaokun，tayekandejinjinyouwei。kanlai，

zheiduizhananjiannvyebushishenmezhenai。biaomeixuyingyingzaitaokundexinzhong，huoxugengshirenjinkefudewanwu。

zheiyanggenghao，zheiyangjiexialaidexicaihaokan。xuyingyingyanhanleihua，yongzhijincaganlelianshangdeyouzi，

gangxiangzhuanshenlikai，meixiangdaodiergebanlangyoupaiduishanglai，dianmingyaoxuyingyingpeitawan。xuyingyingjinyaozhexiachun，

henhendikanxiangwo，wozhuanguolianqu，jiazhuangmeikanjiantayaochirendemuguang。jiuzheiyang，yigeyouyige，

xuyingyingbeitaokunneibanghupenggouyougezhongkaiyou，meigezuoyouxidenanrendouzaitashenshangchiganmojingle，

caiyiyouweijindizhuanshenlikai。zhidaonanfangneibianpairenlaicui，zheichangnaojucaixingxingjieshu。

xuyingyingkanzheyihongersanderenqun，renbuzhukuleqilai。ketadezhuangzaojiubeizheibangrenqinhuale，

xianzaidetajianzhirangrenburenzhishi。wozhenglileyixiaxiuhe，zhuangzuowugudao：“yingyingnizenmele？

nibushitingxihuanzheigeyouxidema？zenmekule？shihaimeiwangouma？

”xuyingyinghenhentuilewoyiba：“xulanlannizhuangshenmezhuang！mingmingjiushinihaiwochuchou！

”wojidekuaiyaokuchulai：“nizenmezheimeshuo，wodangshikannishoulinazhezhenxian，

jiuyiweishiniyaowancaitiyide。buran，wojiusuanxiangwan，daojuyebuzaiwoshoushanga！”xuyingyingchibie，

buzhidaogaizenmejieshi。wocongxiuzilinachuyitiaoshoupa，qingqingbangxuyingyingcaganleishui。“shenmeweidaoa？

”woquanshenguanzhudipingzheqixi，genbenwuxiahuiyingxuyingyingdewenti。dagaishizheipazideweidaohaimanhaowen，

xuyingyingdakouxilejixia，jianwobuhuida，yiweizhishixunchangxiangzaoliuxiadeweidao，meiyouzhuiwen。haomeimei，

zheikeshiwocongdifuchulaizhiqian，teyiweinizhunbeidehaodongxi，xiwangninengxihuan。

4、xiledididadachuidalebanri，zhongyuyinglailewozheigetaojiadexinerxi。

womensuozaidezheigecunzisuiranluohou，dantuyangjiehedeguijudaoshibushao。baitianjieqin，wanshanghunyan。

baitianxiuhe，wanshanghunsha。qiongxiangpirangmaobingdao，shuoshizaide，woyijingpobujidaidengdaotianheile。

danzaizheizhiqian，wohuijizhumeiyigebinkedelian。shangyishi，wozaoshoudezhemohezhinaodongfangyizhuang，

meiyigebunawodangrenkandecunmin，tamendoushibangxiong。daolepojiamenkou，diyidaoxiamaweijiushikuahuopen。

kanzheranqibanmigaodehuoyan，wozaixindilengxiao。zheijinianzaidixia，

tingneixiexiangyaozhongshengdenvhaizishuodezuiduodejiushi“fucongxingceshi”。zaiwosideneiyinian，

zheigecihaimeibeizaochulaini。danxianzaixiangxiang，zhenshibudebupeifudangdainianqingrendezaocishuiping。

wulunshishenmeyangdezhemo，guigenjiedi，doushiyichangchetoucheweidefucongxingceshi。chensuoyourenmeifanyingguolai，

wozhijieyijiaotifanlehuopen。weiguandezhongrenbeihedelianlianhoutui，qizhongjigelaodayerenbuzhukaishimawo。

“yi！laoxujiadenvwawa，nizenmezheimemeijiaoyanga！kuahuopenshizanmencundechuantong，nijingganhuaiguiju。

”“jiushi，dangzijishishenmeda**a？neihuoshaodeyuegao，yihoujialiyuexingwang，nidongbudong？

”“xinniangmeidengjinmenjiutifanlehuopen，taibujilile，zoulezoule，zhenghaosuiliyebuyongtaole，

miandezhanhuiqi。”wokanzheqizuibashedecunmin，naohaizhongnulihuixiangzheshinianqiantamendezuilian。duishangle，

duishangle。shinianqianyeshitamen，yongsuoweidedaode、chuantong、guiju，bipowokuaguoneidaoxiongxiongliehuo。neishi，

wodehunfubeishaolehaojigedadong，datuigenyebeiguntangderelangtangqileyipianshuipao。tangwuli，

dengzhejiwoxiamaweidegonggongpopotingdaowaimiandedongjing，zhizhidichongchulai。“aiya，nizheigesangmenxing，

gangjiadaowomenjialai，mendoumeiguoni，jiujiwonaoyaoezi！”taokunyecongrenqunzhongjijinlai，

kanzhedishangganggangbeipumiedehuopen，yangshoujiuyaodawo。woshoujiyankuaizhuazhuletaokundeshou。

xianzaidewokebupata，ziranyoudeshiliqihetakangheng。taokunyanlishanshuozhebukesiyidemuguang。

doushuoxulanlanshizuizhongshilifaxiaodaodehaoguniang，zenmejintiandejudongzheimefanchang。wobataokundeshoushuaidaoyibian，

jingzhichaopopozouguoqu。wofuzaipopoerbianqingshengdao：“ma，nidexiaojiliangwoqingchule，

danwodenikenenghaimeijianshiguo。”“ruguonibidewoyeshichudianshouduanlai，neijintiandehunlijiubuyongbanle，

nimingbaiyisima？”wozheigebianyipopotingwanwoshuodehua，yanjingdiliuliudizhuan。

buyihuijiusanbailiushidudabianlian，youbiandexiqiyangyangle。tayishoulazhewo，yishouwanzhetaokun，

qiqijinletangwu。wozaixindianxiao，zheilaodiaopo，guoranbushishengyoudedeng。cunlidexisu，

shiwanshanghunyandeshihoushoufenziqian。xinlangxinniangaigejingjiu，shunbianjiunengbaqinpenghaoyoudelijinshougebian。

yaoshiganggangwomenzaimenkounaoqilai，xinniangyiqizhixiaquxiaohunli，

neilaopozibudanzhuanbudaoxianglixiangqindewailaoer，jiulianqianmianweichoubeihunlihuachuqudeqianyequandaleshuipiao。

takebazheizhangzaixinlisuanlegemingmingbaibai。guoran，yicifankanghuanlaibantiandeanfenshouji。

hunliliuchengzaiyemeiyouchuguoyiwai，qianshipojianeixiezhemorendexiaozhaoshu，yemeiganzaishichulai。tiansecahei，

waimianxiangqilexuannaosheng，xiyankaishile。wotuituozijibushengjiuli，xianhuifangjianxiuxi，

liuxiataokunhepopoyijiaduziyingchou。gusuanzhejiuxideshijianchabuduole。wohongchunqingqi，

rutongguimeidiyudeshengyinhuidangzaikongwuyirendefangjianzhong。“xuyingying，daozheilai，daojiejiezheililai。

”5、yanxishang，xuyingyingsanfenweixun，qifenzhuangzui，jiezhejiujingwangtaokundeshenshangtie。buzhidaode，

haiyiweitacaishizheichanghunlidezhujiaoni。xuyingyingkaozaitaokunhuaili，

henghengjijidifachuyixieyiweibumingdejiaoyinsheng，tiaodouzhenanrendexinzhi。taokunyebubihui，

dangzhexiongdimendemian，jiuyaobashouwangxuyingyingdequnzilishen。turan，xuyingyingjiuxiangzhelemoyiyang，

yibatuikailetaokun，zhizhidizhanleqilai。tanaozilihuidangqiyilvxiweideshengyin：“daozheilai，

daowozheilai……”zheishengyinxiangyoumoli，caokongzhetadeshenti，buzijuediwanghouyuanpao。taokundebanlangtuan，

yuanbenhaiyiweijinwanbudannengnaodongfang，hainengkanyichangjiefuxiaoyizidechungongyan。zhidaoxuyingyingpaoyuan，

neibangrenhaizhidaoshixiaogunianghaixiule，duizhetadebeiyingchuikoushao。wohaozhengyixiadizuozaihunfangzhong，

tingjianyuanyuanchuanlaidejiaobusheng，jiuzhidaowodejihuachenggongle。baitianjixuyingyingcayanleideshoupashang，

zhanlewocongdifudailaidedingji**。mingjiao：yiyezhangmu。zhiyaoshixirulezheizhongruchahuayibandeweidao，

jiuhuibuzijueshoudaoxiayaorendekongzhi。congneishikaishi，woshuoshenme，jiushishenme。zhaozhijilai，huizhijiqu。