fengyude《zhengdaotantu》demiaoxiezhanshilexuduoyixiangbudaodeyuansu,suimeitebiexinxianneirong,danshiyijiubuhuijuedelaotao。zhujiaoshilingzhengdaozhaoliran,jiangshule:zhaoliranshuochuzijideshenfen,haishihenyouyongde,zhongpingxiangonganjuchujingsudujikuai。kandaojingchalaile,sundaguoqueshimianluxise,neigedaiduidezhianduifuduizhang,……
“heihei,wokeshebudefangshou……”
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zheimehaodejihui,zheimepiaoliangdenvren,qinengrangtabaibaizoule?
keshisundaguodehuahaimeiyoushuowan,jiutingdaoshenhouchuanlaiyishengnuhou,“goudongxi,zhushou!”
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“jiwojinquzhaoneisunzi,wonongbusita!”
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“zhaojie,nixianbaojing,wodangtamenyihuier。”
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daguogedehuayouru**dazailexiaodideshenshang,yigeyonggandexiaodi,huizheshoulidetiegun,duizhelingzhengdaojiuzaleguoqu。
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“sheiganluandong,wojiuzaileta!”
qinzeixianqinwangdedaolilingzhengdaohaishidongde,zheihuiertayongdaorendizhusundaguodebozi,suiranzheidaobingbukuai,keshizhenyaolaineimeyixia,yebushihaowande。
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“啪!”
“啊……”
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jinjiezhe,lingzhengdaoyoubadaorenbizaisundaguodebozichu,daorenweiweixianjinsundaguobozishangderouli。
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