doushishenghuoticaixiaoshuo《zhangfuzhuangfengjiabaowoshinian,zhongshenghouworangtazhenfeng》shizuijinhenduoshumidouzaizhuidude,gaishuyiliangjiajunlinxiaoxiaozhangqingyanweizhujiao,zhuyaojiangshudeneirongyou:ranhou,simingyining!“ao——!”yishengshazhubandecanjiaohuapolebingfangdeningjing。liangjiajunmengdicongchuangshangtiao……
第一章
第一章
“liangxianshengdenaobushenjingshoudaolezhuangjisunshang,suiranmeiyoushengmingweixian,dan......jingshenzhuangtaikenenghuibiandebuwending,shierqingxing,shierdiankuang。”
yishengbazhengduanshujiaodaowoshouli,mankoutanxi。
wocaiyishidao,zijizhongshengle。
“nixianbatajiehuijiamanmanliaoyang,shuxidehuanjingyouzhuyuhuifu。”
yishengdejianyiwomeizaiyi,zhishikanzhechuangshangdeliangjiajun,tayanpiweidong,xianranzaizhuangshui。
shangyishi,woxinleyishengdeshuoci,batabeihuijia,baitiandangniuzuomazhuanqian,wanshanghuilaichengshoutadeduda。
ertadexiaoqingmeilinxiaoxiao,zedazhejingshenkezhuanjiadehuangzi,baitiandaitachumenzhiliao,shizekaizhewodeche,shuazhewodeka,zaigechuyoushanwanshui,dianluandaofeng。
zheiyishi,haixiangrangwojienihuijia?
做梦!
wozoudaobingchuangbian,fuxiashenjiangshouqiaoranshenxiangtadedatui。
然后,死命一拧!
“嗷——!”
yishengshazhubandecanjiaohuapolebingfangdeningjing。
liangjiajunmengdicongchuangshangtiaoqi,zhizhewopokoudama:“zhangqingyan!**fengle?!”
womeifeng,danzheiyishiwoyaorangnichengweizhenzhengdefengzi!
woxiangmenwaidahan:“kuailairena!yisheng!hushi!wolaogongfabingle!tabushoukongzhile!”
hushiheyishenglikechonglejinlai,kandaodejiushiliangjiajunmianmuzhengningdiyaochongxiachuanglaidawo,erwozesesuozaiqiangjiao,kudelihuadaiyu。
“kuai!shangshufudai!”yishengdangjiliduan。
liangjiajunxushiwangleziji“fengle”derenshe,pinmingzhengzha,duizhehushinuhou:
“gunkai!womeifeng!fengdeshita!”
wocazheyanlei,wozhutabeibangzhudeshou,“laogong,nifangxin,jiusuannifengle,woyeyongyuanbuhuigennilihunde。”
wogengyanzhe,shengyinbudabuxiao,quezuyirangzhenggebingfangderendoutingdeqingqingchuchu。
liangjiajundelianshunjianyouhongzhuanqing。
tasisididengzhewo,yanshenlideyuandujihuyaoyichulai。
zhouweidebingrenhejiashu,kanzhewodeyanshenchongmanletongqinghejingpei。
“zheiguniangzhenshigehaorena,zhangfudouzheiyanglehaibulibuqi。”
“shia,tanshangzheizhongshi,zhenshidaolebabeizixuemeile。”
woyingzhezhongrendemuguang,shengleijuxiaxiangyishengkusu。
“yisheng,weiletadeanquan,yeweilewodeanquan,qingmashangbangwolianxizuihaodejingshenbingyuan,woyaosongtazhuanyuan。”
“shenme?!”liangjiajundeyanzhuzidoukuaidengchulaile。
“zhangqingyan!nigan!”tafengkuangdiniudongzheshenti,shufudailedetapifufahong。
“womeibing!womeifeng!nizheigedufu!”
womeiyoulihuitadepaoxiao,zhishiyongyizhongbeiminyouwunaideyanshenkanzhezhuzhiyisheng:
“yisheng,ninkan,taxianzaiyijingkaishishuohuhua,chuxianbeihaiwangxiangle,womingmingshitadejiefaqizia,keshitalianwodourenbuchulaile。”
“ninkuaibangwocuiyicui,woyidingyaobawolaogongsongdaozuihaodejingshenbingyuan,batazhihao!”
yishengyibianwunaihoutui,yibiantongqinganweizhewo:“zhang**nifangxin,jingshenbingyuanderenmashangjiulai。”
cihuayichu,wokanjianliangjiajundelianshangchongmanlejingkong!
tasuoyoudebianjie,douchengletabingqingyanzhongdetiezheng。
“zhangqingyan,nige**,ganyinwo,wodasini!”tafenhenbuyi,xiangchongshanglaidawo,quedaozaileyishengdezhendingjixia。
kanzhetajianjiananjingxialai,xiangshalewoyouwunengweilideyangzi,wogouchun:“laogong,nifangxin,woyidinghuirangtamenzhihaonide。”
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