doushishenghuoticaixiaoshuo《zheigelaoshihuiyujianfeisheng？》shizuijinhenduoshumidouzaizhuidude，gaishuyiyechenzhangzhiqiangweizhujiao，zhuyaojiangshudeneirongyou：fanzhengzheigexiangcunxuexiaochulelaoxiaozhangzhiwai，jiuzhiyoutayigelaoshi。yushiyechenpingjiezhesancunbulanzhishewaijiasanpingniulanshanbodexiaozhangdexinrenzhihou，shunlizuoshangle……
“shenme？dami、jidan、niurou、niunaijingranshilajishipin？zheijingranshicongyigexueshengzuilishuochulaidehua？”
“kee，jianzhitaikeele，zheiaiqiandaodexiaozhang，weilekekouxueshengdehuoshifei，jingranjiangzheixieshiwushuochengshilajishipin，nanguaizhangtongxuezheimeshou，kendingjiushiede！”
“bujinruci，nimenkanzhangtongxuejingranyilianxianqidebiaoqing，woyanzhonghuaiyitabeixiaozhangjixinaole，caihuirucixianqizheixieshiwu！”
“shuodedui，zheisuoxuexiaodexiaozhangjianzhibubahaizideshengmingdanghuishi，zheishixiandaibandemoguijiaoshi，yidingyaoyanchengta！”
“qianglieqianze，yidingyaoyanchengxiaozhang！”
“.........”
zhangzhiqiangwanwanmeixiangdao，tasuikouyijushihuabianrangyechenchengweilequanwanghei。
这也不怪张志强。
yinweiyechenqueshiburangtamenqigedizichidami、jidan、rouleizheizhong“lajishipin”。
zheixieshiwuduiputongrenlaishuoshihuoqunengliangheyingyang，weichishengmingdedongxi。
dantongyang，zheixieshiwulizazhiyefeichangduo，chilehaidela，laleyoudechi。
zheiduiyuxiuxianzhirenlaishuo，queshihelajishipinchabuduo。
suoyiyechenpingshijiqigedizichidedoushixitongjianglidegezhongxiulianziyuan。
baokuodanbuxianyuqiannianrencan、qiannianlingzhi、wanniandiru、jipinlingshidengdeng。
youlezheixietiancaidibaozhihou，tamenziranbuyongzaichiputongdetanshuihuahewuheroushile。
但众人并不知情。
tamenyiweishixiaozhangdeliangxinbeigouchile，suoyicaihuiduizhangzhiqiangjinxingxinao，shuozheixieroudannaishilajishipin。
sisilianmangzoudaozhangzhiqiangdemianqian，yilianxintongdewendao：“zhangtongxue，nimenxiaozhangzhendeshizheimeshuodema？”
zhangzhiqiangmianseguaiyideshuodao：“wobeixiuxingzhirenconglaibushuojiahua，xiaozhangqueshishizheimeshuode，erqieyemeicuoa，nishuodeneixieroudannaiqueshishilajishipin，womenjigeshixiongdibaishizhihoujiuzaiyemeiyouchiguole。”
zhangzhiqiangdeyijuhuazaicibaoluchugengduodexinxi。
修行之人，拜师。
zheiyerangsisihezhongduowangyougandaohenyihuo。
baishidaomianqianghainenglijie，yinggaijiushiruxuedeyisi。
danxiuxingzhirenshishenmeyisi？
zheibushiyonglaixingrongfojiaohedaojiaodeneixiechujiazhirendema？
zenmehuiyongzaiyigeshilaisuidexueshengshenshang？
sisiwendao：“zhangtongxue，nisuoshuodexiuxingzhirendaodishishenmeyisi？”
zhangzhiqiangyilianrenzhendeshuodao：“xiuxingjiushixiuxinga，niyekeyilijieweixiuxian。”
“xiaozhangchuanshoujiwo《bumiejinshen》dexiulianfamen，zhiyaoxiulianzhidachengjingjiejikededaochengxian，xiaoyaoyutiandizhijianle！”
zhangzhiqiangshuowanhaixiangsisizhanshileyixiazijishenshang“xiongzhuang”de~~~~paigu。
zhijiantayoutanlekouqi，dao：“woxianzaihaichuyudiyijiedelianpijieduan，suoyiyizhizheimeshou。”
“buguowozhiyaotupodaodierjiedelianroujieduan，jiunengzhangchujirou，biandeheshixiongmenyiyangqiangzhuangle！”
zhangzhiqiangshuodeyoubanyouyan，lianshangxiemanleqidai。
dantadezheifanhuajiuxiangshiyimei“xiaonanhai”yiyang，shunjianyinbaolewangluo。
“fenglefengle，zheigexuexiaodexiaozhangzhendeshifengle，bujinburanghaizimenchifan，jingranhaichuanbofengjianmixinsixiang，jianzhijiushixiejiao，qixinkezhu！”
“kee，yidingyaoyanchazheigexiaozhang，tashuobudingzaoyibeijingwaishilishentoule，suoyicaihuirucicanhaizanmenzuguodehuaduo！”
“haihaotazhishiyigexiangcunxuexiaodexiaozhang，zhicanhaile7mingxuesheng，ruguotashidachengshixuexiaodexiaozhang，qibushiyaocanhaichengqianshangwandexuesheng，zheijianzhitaikepale，houguowufaxiangxiang！”
“nimenkanzhangtongxuemanlianrenzhenheqidaidemoyang，kendingzhongdutaishen，beixinaodetaichedile，yidingyaojiangtawanjiuhuilai。”
“haihaoyoujiemuzu，haihaoyousisi，jinrizhongyunengjiechuanzheigemoguixiaozhangdezhenmianmu，jiejiuzheixiechuyushuishenhuorezhongdehaizi！”
“wogangcaitediquchaleyixia，zheigexuexiaodexiaozhangjiaoyechen，liangnianbanqiandaxuebiyelaizheilizhijiao，houlaibuzhizenmejiudangshanglexiaozhang，chengweilexuexiaoweiyidelaoshi。”
“kee，liangnianbanledoumeibeirenfaxian，jianzhitaikeele，zheiyeshijiaoyubumenlingdaodeshizhi！”
“yidingyaoyanchaxiangguanrendeng！”
“..........”
zhangzhiqiangdehuabujindianranlewangluoyulun，jiangzheijianshituishanggedapingtaideresoutoutiao。
tongshiyerangjiaoyujuliuzhurenzuihouyisiyanmiandoudiujinle。
zaitaxiaquneijingranrangyimingxiejiaofenzidangshanglexiaozhang，tananciqijiu。
zheijianshiguohou，tazhipazhendeyaoyinjiucizhile！
liuzhurenjuedezijijiubugailaizhei，yushishenshendixiatou，momotuizhizhongrenshenhou，shengpajingtoujiangtapaijinqu。
sisitingwanzhangzhiqiangdehuazhihou，xintengdezaidixue，haohaodeyigehaizi，jingranbeimoguixiaozhangcuicanchengzheifumoyang。
这个校长。
该死！
sisishenxiyikou，shaoshaopingfuleyixiaxinqing，qiangrenxinzhongdeleishuishuodao：“zhangtongxue，biepa，jiranwomenlaile，jiubuhuizairangnimenchikule。”
“nifangxin，congjinyihou，nihenidetongxuedouhuibeizhuanyidaoxianligenghaodexuexiaoshangxue。”
“zaineili，nimennengjieshougenghaodejiaoyu，meitiandounengchibaofan，buyongzaiaiele。”
sisicishixinliyijingduizheisuoxuexiaoxialedinglun。
评估肯定不通过。
yigeburangxueshengchifan，jixueshengxinao、jiaoshoufengjianmixinsixiangdexuexiao。
haiyoushenmecunzaixiaqudebiyao？
sisishenhousanmingjiaoyuzhuanjiacishidebiaoqingyehesisiyiyang。
tamensanrenhuxiangduishiyiyan，jiemingbailebicideyisi。
这所学校。
评估不通过！
erzhangzhiqiangzaitingdaosisidehuazhihou，liansebiandeyouxieguaiyiqilai，taxiangkanshaziyiyangkanlesisiyiyan，biyidao：“zheiweiayi，sheigaosuniwomenchibubaofande？”
“haiyou，womenxianzaijieshoudejiaoyushiquanshijiezuihaodejiaoyu，meiyourenheyisuoxuexiaonengxuedaowomenxuexidezhishi！”
“kee，zheigaisidexiaozhang，xinaoxidetaichedile。”sisizaixinzhongjiangxiaozhangyechendezushangshibadaidouwenhouleyibian。
danduiyuzhangzhiqiang，tayijiubaochizhezuidadenaixinheaixin，jiulianzhangzhiqianghantaayitayebuzaijieyile。
zheishiyigewugudehaizi。
tazhidaoxiangyaogaibianzheisuoxuexiaoxueshengdesixiangzhinengyidiandianmanmanlai，bunengzheji。
yushitabianyouxiaozheshuodao：“zhangtongxue，nibuyaozaipianjiejiele，nikannidoushouchengzheifumoyangle，youzenmekenengtiantianchibaofanni？”
zhangzhiqiangyouxiewuyudeshuodao：“zheiweiayi，nidaodiyoumeiyoutingwoshuohua，wozheishiyinweigongfadeyuanyinsuoyicaixianshou，dengwotupodaodierjielianroudejingjie，jiunengzhangchujiroule。”
“haiyou，womenxiaozhangjiwomendeshiwudoushitiandixiazuihaodedongxi，yongqiandoumaibudaode！”
weilezhengmingzijishuodehua。
zhangzhiqiangbiancongkuzikoudailitaochuyizhuqiannianrencan，shuodao：“nikan，zheijiushixiaozhangrangwoxiulianshichidelingshi。”
sisizhikanleyiyanbiandahudao：“shenme，nimenxiaozhangjiujinimenchizheizhongluobu？”
zhangzhiqiangzaiciduisisitouqubiyidemuguang：“ayi，nishenmeyanshen，zheishiqiannianrencan，nibuhuimeijianguoba？”
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