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还真是一根筋！

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上个厕所也要人陪？

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哦，对了！

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yaozhidaozheidongxidezuoyong。

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“niang，woduziliyeshilijiadehaizi，daozhangsuiranshuolemeishanghai，keshierposhicunliyuanjinwenmingdewenpo，talaikankan，woqibushigengjiafangxin？”shixiaoxiaocaibuhuirangtamenruyuanyichang！

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