remenxiaoshuo《zhenguotianshi》shiyimingsuobianxiededoushishenghuoleixiaoshuo，zheibenxiaoshuodezhujiaoshizhangjunlinyingying，shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule：“laodongxi，nikexianghaole，yaozhidaowozheiyizouzhibudingjiubuhuilaile，nibuhuihaizhiwangzhewohuihuilaijichengnizheipoguanba？”zhangjuntaozheerduo，kanshangqumanbujingxindemoyang。putuanshangduanzuozheyiweixuanhuangdaopaolaozhe，mufaheimian，cishishuangyandengyuan，yigeshoudaodazailezhangjundenaodaishang，nudao：“xiaohundan，niganbuhuilaishishi，menwaimianbabadengzhetianshiweizhideshixiongdiyidadui！”...
zhangjunzheiyishengbukeweibuda，yiguanneishunjiananjinglexialai。
linzhiyiguan，zaijindouxichengmingshengpoxian，linlaoxianshenggengshidegaowangzhongdeyidaimingyi，juranbeizheixiaozizhiyanminghui。
还师叔？
dunshi，bushaorenlianseyinchenlexialai。
“xiansheng，nikenengheduole，zheilishiyiguan，qingbuyaozaizheilihunao！”
yiweishanglenianjideyishizhijiezhunbeiganzouzhangjun，yuqishangyijingsuanshikeqile。
zhangjunmeizou，laleyibayizilanyangyangzuoxia，taozheerduoshuodao：“nizhiguanquhanbianshi，sanfenzhongneitayaoshibuchulai，jiuyimuwuzunzhangchengfata！”
什么！
zaichangzhirenjienu，neimingyishigengshiborandanu，tazhengyufazuo，danjianzhangjunshenseduding，yishijianjingyouxieyouyubujue。
“xing，wozheijiuquqingguanzhang，ruoshiniganpianwo，younikutouchide！”neiyishiyaoyazhuanshenquqingrenqule。
“heshixuannao，zheilikeshiyiguan，youshenmeshibiyibinghaizhongyaode？”
menkouchuchuanlaiyigeqingcuideshengyin，siyouxiebuman。
“shilinxiaojie，linxiaojiehuilaile。”
youbingrensihurendemenkouderen，limajingxihandao。
jinmenliangren，bushipangren，zhengshizhangjunxianqianzaichezhanyudaodeqingniannannv。
nanzimingjiaolilihua，tayiyanjiukanjianlezhangjun，lijihedao：“nimendouzaizuoshenme？zenmenengrangzheizhongrenhunjinlai？zheirenjiushigejianghupianzi，haibugantachuqu！”
linyingyingyezhouzhemeitoudao：“nizenmezaizheili？ruguonibushilaikanbingde，ershilaizhaoyaozhuangpiande，jiuqingnixianzailikai！”
“tashuotashilaizhaolinguanzhangde，haishuoshilinguanzhangde……jiushi。”
pangrenyouyouyuyu，shizhongmeiganshuoshizhierzi。
lilihuatinghoubuyouchixiaoqilai，zijikeshiguanzhangdedeyixuesheng，zenmemeitingtashuoguoyouzheimegejiushi。
“nigenwoshifushijiushi？”
“不是。”
张均摇头。
lilihuaxiaole，jifengdao：“wojiushuoma，jiupingni……”
“我是他师叔！”
“噗。”
zhengzaiheshuidelinyingying，yikoupenlechulai。
lilihualianseyibian，zhizhezhangjunbizimadao：“gun！goudongxiwoshifudemingtouniyeganwuru，zaibugunwojiuzhaorenbanidiuchuqu！”
lilihuabaolecukou，yuanbenzaichezhan，zhangjunjiuyiyudaopoletadenankanzhichu。
taqueshineiliyouxiebuxing，zheishizhiyoutazijizhidao，danzhangjunfangfoyiyanjiukanchuanletadezhexiubuyiban，rangtaxiunaobuyi。
cishi，jinggengshidayanbucan，shuoshizijishifudeshishu。
neibuchenglezijishishuyele？
开什么玩笑！
zhangjunsongjian，tanshoudao：“woshuolewoshitashishu，yijingyourenquhanle，nidenghuijiuzhidaole。”
“住嘴！”
neimenchulaiyigenianguobanbaidelaoren，shenchuanbaidagua，zhengshilinheran。
zhongrenyijing，meixiangdaozheixiaozidekuangbeizhiyanjuranbeilinlaotingdaole。
linlaozuizhongmingsheng，zheixiazheirenwanle。
lilihuayijianzijishifuchulaile，dunshidiqigengzu：“tingdaolema，woshifurangnizhuzui！haibukuaigunma？shenmegoudongxiyeganzaiwolinzhiyiguanfangsi！”
啪！
lilihuahuayingangluo，yijierguangbianhenhendiluozailetadelianshang。
“我是让你住嘴！”
linheranzhanghongzhelian，fennubuyi。
suihou，tazhuanshengongjingfushen，jidonghandao：“xiaoshishu！”
cihuayichu，quanchangjingle！
lilihuawuzhelianlengzaileyuandi，qitarendouzhangdalezuiba，yiweizijihuantingle。
gang……cai，linguanzhanghanleshenme？
小师叔？
tangtangmingyilinherancishiquanwuzaihuyanmiandeyangzi，fenwaigongjing，liantoudoubucengtaiguo。
“xiaoshishuyilulaikendingshizhouchelaodun，suiwoquneitangxiexieba。”
zhangjunmeidong，kaikouxiaodao：“shizhinikehaoqipaia，woqingnidouqingbuchulai，haibeirenzhizhebizimayaoganwochuqu！”
linheranyiting，lenghandunshixialaile。
lingyunshanmenguiyanke，suirantazhishicengjingyigejimingdizi，dantashenzhineiweidaxinlizunjingdelaotianshishouduan。
“xiaoli，jishishuyeketoudaoqian！”
pangrencishidaochouyikoulengqi。
**！
世界观毁了。
lilihuagengshiliansejubian，jishengdao：“shifunishibushigaocuole，zheixiaozijiushigeshengunpianzi，nikantashenshanghaichuanzheshenmelaoshenzidaofu…….”
lilihuahuahaimeishuohua，linherandunshiqijibaihuaidechuaileguoqu：“hunzhangdongxi，nihushuoxieshenme！……xiaoshishu，wozheixueshengbudonglishu，woxialaiyidinghuihenhenzefata，haiwangshishukuanliang。”
zhangjuntingba，dandandipieleyiyandishangdelilihua，zheicaigenzhelinheranjinleneitang。
erwaimianzhongren，hairengjiushiyifudailengmoyang，xianranhaimeihuanguoshenlai。
jinleneitang，zhangjunyansushenqingyihuan，puchixiaochushenglai，paizhepangbianlinherandijianbangxiaodao：“haha，linlaotoukandaomei，nikanbaneixiaozihede。”
yuanlai，gangcaimoyang，doushizhangjunguyizhuangde。
bijingxiudaozhiren，jiangjiusuixingerwei，fanshiwuxurenrang，hehutayixiaweichangbuke。
linherankuxiaodao：“shunianmeijian，xiaoshishuhaishirucizhenxingqinga！shizhiwonianlingdale，haiqingshishujinhoubuyaozaihehuwole，wokejingshoubuqi。”
zhangjunzuozaiyizishang，xixuedao:“nikebiexianghunongwo，nizheishenziguwokanlezaiyougeersanshizaichuochuoyouyu，buguonixianzaihundebucuoa，tingshuonizheilinzhiyiguanxianzaixiaoyoumingqia，jinhoujinianwokegenzhenihunle。”
linherancalecahan，youxiekuxiaobude。
cishi，linyingyingzhenghaoyejinleneitang，linheranjianhouganjinshuodao：“xiaoshishuhaibuzhidaoba，zheishiwosunnvlinyingying。zheiyatoubeiwochonghuaile，yebugulishujiuzhijiejinlaile。yingying，kuaiguolaijianguo……”
linheranzhenglezheng，yishijianbuzhidaozenmerangzijisunnvchenghuzhangjun。
linyingyingxianranshiyoujishi，zhijieshanglaishuo：“yeye，buhaole。gangcaixiaohudadianhuashuo，tazaixuexiaobeirenqifule，xianzaibeiyibangrenduzhe。”
“什么！”
“zheixiaoziyouchuangshenmehuole，ganjinbaojinga！”
linherancishiyezhejile，linxiaohushilinyingyingdetangdi，suanshilinjiaweiyiyigenandingle。
“wufang，shenmeshi，wogenzhequkankanba？”
zhangjunjianzhuangkaikoule，zijishizhideshiqing，haishibanggemangba。
“ni？niquyoushenmeyong，dianhualishuoneibianjishihaorenni，wokanhaishibaojingba。”linyingyingxianranduizhangjunyinxiangbuhao。
danshilinheranyiting，dunshisongleyikouqi。
xiaoshishuqu，neijiumeishile。
“neijiuduoxiexiaoshishule。”
zhangjunbailebaishou，duilinyingyingshuodao：“zouba，dailuba。”
linyingyingjianzhuang，qideyiduojiao:“hao！wojiuyaokankanniyoushenmebenshi，denghuiaileda，qianwanbieguaiwo。”
liangrenchulelinzhiyiguan，zhibenjindoudaxueerqu。
shifenzhonghou，jindoudaxuehoumenchu，sansishigehunhunmoyangderen，shouchigunbang，yilianxixiaodikanzheganlaidizhangjunerren。
“linxiaohu，zheijiushinihanlaideren？yigechuanzhedaopaodeshengun，genyigepiaoliangmeizi？haha，nishiyaoxiaosiwomenma？”
“zheimeizidaoshibucuo，yaoshiyuanyigenwomenwanwan，womendaoyebushibunengfangleni。”
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