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“linfeng，nibiejiaowoma！”
“nishuodebichangdehaihaoting，zhaodonglaixianzaiyaoqiangquwonver，nishuoburangtashoushang，niyoubenshiganzouzhaodonglai！”liuxuemeiguyidiaonanlinfengshuodao。
buguo，tazheimezuoyeshixiangbaohuningxue。
linfengkanxiangningxue，“sheishizhaodonglai？”
“我就是赵东来！”
ningxuegangyaohuida，zhaodonglaijiuzoudaoletamenmianqian，yanshenchongmanbuxiededingzhelinfeng，“nishineigelaogaifanlinfeng？”
“shiniyaoqiangquwodenvren？”linfenglenglengdao。
“是又怎么样？”
zhaodonglaiyilianxiaozhangdeshuodao：“laozijiuxihuanwan**，nijintiangangchuyu，bietemebahuiqidaidaowodehunlishang，ganjingundan，yaoburanlaozibanizhongxinzhuahuiquzuolao！”
“zhaodonglai，niqiangquwodenver，nandaonihaiyaohailinfeng？woqiuqiunile，fangguolinfengba！”liuxuemeidishengxiaqideqiurao。
suirantahenlinfeng，danlinfengbijingshilinnianniantaba，ruguoningxuezhendebeizhaodonglaiqiangqule，jialiyeyaoyougerenzuodingliangzhu。
yaoburan，tamenjiajiumeifaguole。
“滚开！”
zhaodonglaiyibatuidaoliuxuemei，zhizhetashuo：“laodongxi，biezailaozimianqianaishouaijiao，woyaoganshenmenitemeguanbuzhe，zaiduoguanxianshi，wolianniyiqizhuaquzuolao！”
“妈！”
ningxuejimangfuqiliuxuemei。
linfengyiziyijushuodao：“jiwomadaoqian！”
“ranglaozijizheilaobusidaoqian？nitemekaiwanxiaoba？laozirangnigunnihaibugun？nihaixiangzuolaoma？”zhaodonglaishouzhichuozhelinfengxiongkou，jixiaodao。
tarendinglinfenghaoburongyichuyu，buganluanlai。
“啪！”
raner，linfengyibazhangchouguoqu，zhijiebazhaodonglaichoufeichuqu。
牙都被抽掉了！
赵东来一脸错愕。
linfengjingrangandongshoudaziji，tanandaobupazaijinjianyuma？！
ningxueheliuxuemeineixinchuleyikoueqi。
打的好！
zaizheizhiqian，zhaodonglaiyizhiqifutamen，jintianzongsuanzaodaobaoyingle！
zaichangderendoumudengkoudai。
赵东来居然被打了！
zhaodonglaizhizhelinfengnudao：“nigandalaozi？nisidingle！woyaofeileni，woyaonilaodizuochuan！lairen，jilaozilairen！”
henkuai，yiduianbaorenyuanpaikairenqunlaidaolezhaodonglaimianqian。
场面立马沸腾起来。
“shiminglangjuntuiyideanbaodui！”
“jushuotamenyiyidibai！”
“zheixiaoziyaozaoyangle！”
zheixieminglangjuntuiyideanbaorenyuan，shencaijiaojian，yanshenruili，yuputongdeanbaorenyuanbutong，tamenshenshangyouyisitiexuexionghanzhiqi。
danxiaoderen，beitamendingshangyiyanjiunenghehuai。
yankanbumiao，liuxuemeituizheningxuejidao：“nver，nikuaidailinfengzou，maquqiuzhaodonglaifangguonimen！”
“bu，yaozouyiqizou！”ningxuesimingzhuaizheliuxuemei。
raner，tamenbuzhidao，minglangjunzhishilinfengshouxiazuidijidebudui。bahuangzhanshendazaolebadajuntuan，zonghengjun、qishajun、chiyanjun、xiliangjun、zhanlongjun、huweijun、feishijun、minglangjun。
linfengbaqilinrandeshuodao：“ma，ningxue，buyongzou，nimenzaiyipangdengzhe，kanwozenmeshoushitamen！”
buzhiweihe，tingdaozheigebaqideshengyin，ningxueheliuxuemeidexindunshiandingxialai。
cike，zhaodonglaibeianbaorenyuancongdishangfuqilai，xiangqiningxuebeilinfengjiezuxiandeng，zijigangcaiyouzailinfengshoulichibie，neixinchongmanfennu。
tazhizhelinfeng：“shang，jilaoziwangsilinong！”
tingdaozhaodonglaidemingling，neiduiminglangjuntuiyideanbaorenyuan，yanshenxionghendikanxianglinfeng，yibubuxiangtakaojin，shenshangsanfachutiexuexionghanzhiqi。
pangrenxinjingdanzhan，buzijuedetuikai。
linfengsanfachuzhanshenqichang，muguangdandandisaoguokaojinzijideanbaorenyuan。
neixieanbaorenyuan，shenqudouranyizhen。
好可怕的气场！
zhanshendeshafazhiqi，qishitiexuexionghanzhiqikeyikanghengde，neixieanbaorenyuanquandoubeihedelengzaiyuandi。
zhaodonglaiqidepokoudama：“feiwu，fantong，ganjinshanga？lengzheganshenme？”
neixieanbaorenyuanshouleqian，zhihaoyingzhetoupiweishangqu。
“滚！”
linfengnuheyisheng，meirennengkanqingtachushoudesudu，zhijiantamaiqianyibu，neixieanbaorenyuanquandouzhenfeichuqu，daozaidishangaihao。
gangcaishuolinfengzaoyangdeneixieren，quandoushayanle。
neixieminglangjuntuiyidebaoanrenyuan，bushiyiyidibaima？！
zenmezaizheinianqingrenmianqian，jiugenzhihudeyiyang？！
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