《zheigeyaojingjiaodidi》zheibuxiaoshuokandehenshushi,youyizhongyuekanyuexiangkandeganjue,qiushuinanyanbixiazheibuxiaoshuoyouyizhongshenmisecai,haiyouxiaoshuohaiyouhenduoxiaodianlingrenkandebufawei.feichangbucuodeyibuxiaoshuo!zhuyaojiangshudeshi:likaiwofang,sunwukongwuxinshuimian,zaiwanggongwaipanxuanyizhou,huranfaxianyuanchusenlinliyaoqifenfen,buyouhaoqi,yinshenzhuileshangqu,zhunbeiyitanjiujing。“……
“wukong,nibushishuoguoduinvrenmeixingqu,jinhoupeizheweishixitianqujingma?”
wenyan,sunwukongtaiyan,qiaozhetangsengzheizhangbugouyanxiaojiunengmidaodaduonvzidelianshang,shaojiandebumandanyougenjinzhang,huranxiangyaohehuhehuta。
“kebaixuebushijiandandenvren,shifuniyezhidao,tashinandeyijiandenvyaojing,bipusahaihaokan。”tashuodeyibenzhengjing,shenzhiluchuxiexuaonao。
“shifu,nicongxiaojiushiheshang,bumingbaizheishijianyoutaiduoyouqudeshi,bingfeichenmihongchen。renrendoudaoqingainairenjianzuinankangjudedongxi,wosunwukongsuiranshishifengzhongbengchulaide,queyouyikexuerouzhuchengdexin,duibaiguniangdongxinyeshiqinglizhizhong。”
tangsengtaiqixiuzi,yuyanyouzhi。
“genghekuang,shifujiandaoneiyuzhongbutongdenvyaojing,buyejuedeyousuoxindong。”diuleqizi,sunwukongqishen,kanzhetangsengdefanying。
“huyanluanyu,weishizenhuiduitadongxin,wukongxiuyaohushuo。”tangsengzhuantoukanzhechuangwai,buyouwojinquantou,“pinsengnaichujiazhiren,zaojiupingchuqiqingliuyu。”
“tangsengatangseng,bendashengkeqiaodeqingchu,nicongbuhuimianhongerchi。jiusuankuimulangjiangnibianchenglaohu,niyenenggouchongtashuopingjingdeshuoju‘amituofo’。”
“wukong,niruoshibuyuanpeiwoquxitianyejiubale,weiherucixinongpinseng。”tangsengshuangshouheshi,bishangyanjing,kuaisubodongfozhu,qingqingdemosong***。
zicongyushangneibaigujing,liandaizhesunwukongdoubiandegenyiqianbuyiyangle!
yaoquganjinqu,heshangwobuxihan!
sunwukonglangshengdaxiao,“bendashengjiushikaigewanxiao,shifunihebidangzhen。”
zheiheshangcaishigesixinyan,suibianshuagexinyanjiunengdezhitadezhenshixiangfa。
tangsengbodongfozhudeshoutingdunleyixia,shenshendibilebiyanjing,yiyanbufa。
“neinvyaojinghenshiyouqu,jiaogepengyouyehao,bendashengcaimeixianqingyizhiquxifu,yiweiwogenzhubajieneidaiziyiyang?”zhidaotangsenglianpibo,sunwukongzouxiangmenkou,“mingrijiuyaoqicheng,woqukankanganliangbeideruhele。laoguowangdejiubucuo,woqushunlianghu。”
“西行路上……”
“bunenghejiu!”sunwukongqiangxiandao,“jiuruchuanchangguo,fozuxinzhongliu。bendashengyoubuhuidangzheshifudemianhe,fanzhengrulaiyoubunengyincizeguaiwo。”
likaiwofang,sunwukongwuxinshuimian,zaiwanggongwaipanxuanyizhou,huranfaxianyuanchusenlinliyaoqifenfen,buyouhaoqi,yinshenzhuileshangqu,zhunbeiyitanjiujing。
“那唐僧走了没?”
“haimei,mingritamenbianhuilikai。xiexiyiwan,dengmingrigenshangtamenyebuchi。”
“woqubinggaodawang。jiranhuangpaoguailikaile,dawangbiankeyichengbayifang,tangsengroujiushiwomendele。”
“快去快去。”
huayingangluo,yilvyaoqizilinjianfeiqi。
“tingshuomeiyou,zheichengneiyouyimeiruotianxiandenvzi,jingranshaleshandongneidesijiaoxiongshou,jingranfalidazeng,xiuweitishenglebushao。tadingranyeshiyao,buruwomenzhaojihuiqiangletadeyaodanruhe?”
jiuzaisunwukongxiangyaozhefanzhiji,“yimeiruotianxiandenvzi”yintazhuzuxiting。
“meiruotianxian?”yinianqingnanzideshengyinhuranbiandexingfen,“hebuzhualaiwanwan?”
“yeshia,hahaha!”
“kuaishuo,tazaina,shihefangyaoguai?”
“zichengbaixue,neijifuzhendegenxueyiyangbai,kandewochandebuxing。wodainimenqutadezhuchuqiaoqiao,zhangdekepiaoliangle。”
“zouzouzou!jinwanjiuzhualeta,peixiongdijigewanwan,hahaha!”
sunwukongyanjingweimi,hanguangzhaxie,zhoushendeqichangxunsubianleng,taishouyizhangpaisuileshidun!
yuanchuneijizhiyaoguaiganjuehoubeiliangliangde,dancishitamenbuhuizhuyidaozheige。
tacongerzhongtaochujingubang,qiaoqiaogenleshangqu。
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