zhurengongjiaotangfenggusimandexiaoshuojiaozuo《zheigeyishengbiguanwubainian,beipuguangle》,benxiaoshuodezuozheshihuangjinzuoshousuobianxiededoushishenghuoxiaoshuo,qingjieyinrenrusheng,feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi:zhihaoyigegeyinanzazheng,suoyourenmudenggoudai。mianduishijiejidoujiejuebuledejibing,taqingsongjiejue。zhongyishengshou:“qingshouwoweitu!”xiyitaidou:“yongzhenzharen,zheishishenmeyaoshu?”tangfeng:“ng?zheixiaobingwozhishaohaiyousanzhongzhiliaofangfa。”zhongren:“......”zheirendaodisheishi?rangcanfeibingrensanfenzhonghouhuobengluantiao,aizhengmoqihuanzhezhongxianshengjizaihuoershinian,shiminglaotouroulerouyanjingjing......
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kanzhehebupingdefanying,tangfengzhishidianlediantou,ranhouwendao:“zheizhenkebushifanpin,shizaijihanzhididexuantiedazaode?”
hebupingyileng,kanxiangtangfengdeyanshenyoushiduolejifenxinshang:“xiaoxiongdimeixiangdaoninianjibuda,daoshijianduoshiguang。zheishiwozhenzangduoniandebingposhenzhen,naiduonianqianwohaoyousuosong。”
tangfengmanyidibawanzheyinzhen,shuodao:“kanlainiyishuhaikeyi,shouzhongdedongxidequehaibucuo。”
tingdaotangfengdehua,hebupingyimianlenghan,gangadehen。
yaozhidaohelaozheitaobaobei,shuoshijiazhilianchengdouhaobuguofen,zheiyangdedongxiyouqiandouweibikeyimaidao。
calecaetoushangdehan,hebupinglianmangwendao:“xiaoxiongdi,niganggangneiyishoushichuanshuozhongdeyiqiyuzhenma?”
meiyouhuihua,tangfengzhishidianlediantou。
yiqiyuzhen,zaixianzaideshidai。gujimeiyoujigerenhuiyongle。jiusuanshizhonghaidequanweizhongyi,hebupingdoumeiyoubenshikeyizuodao。yaozhidaozheiyishoukeshidexuyaoyidingdeneiqifuzhu,erguwushumijizaixianzaishehuizaojiushichuandeqiqibabale。
erhebupingzheiyangyueliderenlaishuo,tajiandoumeiyouqinyanjianguo,yezhishidaotingtushuo。
“helao,niquedingshidengwozhihaoneibingren,nibazheibaobeisongwo?”tangfengzaiciwendao。
duiyuzheiyangdeshenzhen,neishikeyubukeqiu。meiyouyidingdejiyuan,genbenbuhuizhaodao。zheiyangdebaobei,zirantangfengdeshenzhongdiquerenhebupingshibushizhendeyuanyigeai。
hebupingyonglididianlediantou,tazhidaojiutangfengganggangneiyishou,xiangbitakendingshishinajiuwenkeyijiudaoneibingren,tayeshiyaneryouxinderen,buhuiweibeichengnuo。
“shifu,biea!”yeminqiangzheishichakoushuodao,yilianbuman。
yaozhidaotakeshihebupingdedadizi,denghebupingbainianguilao,zheibaobeishenzhenkeshidagailvchuanjitade。
bieshuoyeminqiang,jiushibiededizi,yeshixinzhongwanbanbushe。zheiyangdebaobei,pingrishifulianduoyiyandoubujitamenkan。
“shifu,tajiushiyijianghupianzi。ganggangshenmegoupiyiqiyuzhen,bujiushibazhenhuangjixiaeryima,woyehui!“yeminqiangdao。
yeminqiangshuowan,qitadiziyeqizuibashedifuhedao。
“bizui!”hebupingnuji,xinzhonganmazheiqundizimeiyouyanlijian。
“yishengnengbunengxianjiujiuwo!”
jiuzaizheishi,neigejiaozhonghaodebingrentengdekuaishuobuchuhua,haoburongyihouchulaiyijuhuahou,zaidishangbuduanfangunqilai。
zhijiantaetoushangdelenghan,xilihualadiqingpanerxia,liansegengshicangbairuzhi。
“nijianchizhu。”tangfengdandingdizoudaozhonghaoshenbian,liaoqitadeshangyi,kaishixiazhen。
xianshizaishanzhongxuexiazhenzhihou,tangfengjielianzairenzhong、neiguan,haojigexueweixiazhen。
shouzhilikaiyinzhen,yidaoruoyinruowudeneiqichuandaozaizhenshang,yinzhenkaishiwengwengwengdizhendangqilai。
cishizhonghaodeshentishang,zaixinfeifujinchuxianjitiaoheisedexixian。
“a?zheishishenme?”yeminqianghedejingjiaoyisheng,“nixiaozibudong,kebieluanlaia!”
hebupinglianmangzuochujinshengdeshoushishiyiyeminqiangbiedarao。
suizheyinzhenhuangdongpinlvyuelaiyuekuai,yuanbenheisedexixiankaishimanmanzhuanchenghongse。erzhonghaotongkudehoujiaokaishimanmanjianruo,lianseyeshizhujianhongrunqilai。
“niganjuezenmeyangle?”tangfengwendao。
“yi!butonglebutongle!”zhonghaojingguoganggangdetongkuzhihou,xianzaifaxianshentibutongle。
“shenyia!”lianmangzhanleqilai,zhonghaobukesiyidijingtan,caiduanduanliangsanfenzhong,tajiuganjueshufulebaibeiyishang。
bachuyinzhenzhihou,tangfengdandanshuodao:“nidexinfeijilaochengji,haibuganjindiaoli,lishengtianbuyuanle。”
“tabushichangweichuwenti,zenmebianchengxinfeiwentile?”yeminqianglazhangbozi,jingyawendao。
“nizhendewuzhi!wuzangliufuhuxiangguanlian,tashixinfeichuwenti,yanzhongdaoduzichushi,biaoxianchulaibale。nideyishuhaidejinxiua,xuedetaibiaomianle!”tangfengbuduanyaotou,tanleyikouqi。
yeminqianglaolianyihong,meizaishuohua。
jiuganggangtangfengludeneiyishou,weiguanderennanyiyongyanyubiaodaxinzhongdejingya。erhebupinggengshibeizhenhandaoxinqingnanyipingfu,yanshenlimianchongmanlezhire。
“ganwenxiaoxiongdi,niganggangneiyishoushibushichuanshuozhongdezhangshengzhenfa?”hebupingkanxiangtangfeng,gongshouwendao。tapoqiedeyanshenlimian,henxiwangnengdedaoxinzhongdedaan。
“bucuo。”tangfengdianlediantou。
kanzhehebupingqianbeidetaidu,zunjingdeyanshen,zhongrenjingle!heshijiandaodegaowangzhongdehelao,huizheiyangwanyaoquxi!
dedaotangfengkendingdedafuzhihou,hebupingjidongdejiuxiangshidedaodaliwudexiaohaizineiyang,gaoxingdiyaotiaoqilai,zuishangnannanziyu:“meixiangdaoyoushengzhinian,keyijianshidaozhangshengzhenfa,zhenshisierwuhanle!”
zhangshengzhenfa,keshijibainianqian,youzheyichizhichengyidaiyixian。yishouzhangshengzhenfa,jiurenwushu!chuanwenzhiyaonihaiyouyikouqizai,zhangshengzhenfajiuyoubanfarangnicongguimenguanjilahuilai!
tongguoxuewei**,erzheiheixianbianchenghongxiandezhuanbianguocheng,jiushibasiqijizhuanhuanchengshengqideguocheng。zheijingshihaisudezhenfa,hebupingdangranyezhishiconggujishangmianlejiedao。
rucishenqidezhenfa,ranghebupingpeifudewutitoudi,erxianzaizheiyangdeshenzhenchuanshuodouranghebupingjiyushangle,taxinzhonghaiyoushenmeyouyude。
xiangdaozheili,hebupinglianmangzoudaotangfengshenqian,zhunbeixiaguibaishi。
tangfengyanjishoukuai,lianmangbatafuzhu。
“qianbei,wanwanbuke!”tangfengxinzhongyijing,lianmangshuodao。
duiyuhebupingderenpinhaiyouyide,tangfenghaishihenxinshangde,tashiyigezhenzhengweizhongyijinxinjinlideren。
“youhebuke,jiuniyishouyiqiyuzhengouwoxueshinianbaniandele,nishixianqiwolaolexuebuhuima?wokeshizhenxinqiuxuede。”hebupingyilianrenzhenshuodao。
tangfenglianmangjieshi:“bushibushi,helaoqianbeinidegaowangzhong,beifenbiwogao,zhennengbaiwoweishini?buruzheiyang,yihouwomenyiyilunyou,huxiangqiecuojiaoliu,nikanzenyang?”
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