xiaobianweiduzhepengyoudailaixiaobeimingdeyibendoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，《zheigezhuixutaibaozaole》zhongdezhuyaorenwuyou“xiaoxuanyeyunhuang”deng，《zheigezhuixutaibaozaole》feichangyouquzhideyidu，neironggaikuo：“shifu，zheishierninquanxiayouzhi，zhenbunengguaituer……ninfangxin，ninqianxiajiadeenqing，tueryidingxiangbanfa……
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diertianshizhoumo，xiaqingxuanbushangbanqueqilegedazao，jingxindabanyifanhou，tizhegebaisegucshoutibaochuxianzaiketing，xianranshiyouyuehui，mashangyaochumen。
xiaoxuanzaijianyuyangchengdeshengwuzhongfeichangjiankang，yezaojiuqilaile，zhenggenketingpeixiaqiuxiaweiqi。
“woyuelejigepengyouwan，nigenwoyiqiqu。”
chuhuxiaoxuanyiliao，xiaqingxuanjuranjiaotayiqichumen。
“woyouburenshinipengyou，quganma？”
萧玄直接拒绝。
bengguanzheiniangmenerjintianshibushichicuoleyao，tadoumeiyougentajinyibujiechudexiangfa。
“你——”
xiaqingxuanyileng，wanquanmeixiangdaoxiaoxuanhuijujueta。
xiaqiuxiaodao：“xiaoxuan，yatoudepengyouniburenshi，jianyimianbujiurenshilema。”
zailaoyezibuzhuquanshuo、huozheshuolaotaozhixia，xiaoxuanzhidetongyi。
linchumenqian，xiaqiuhaisailexiaoxuanhouhouyitaqian，gumozhedeyouwuqianle，xianranshipaxiaoxuanchuquwanshenshangmeiqianhuiganga。
zhangzheci、buganci——xiaoxuanmeiyoujujue。
xiaqingxuankanzhe，duixiaoxuandebiyiyouduoleyifen。
chumenhouxiaoxuanzuozhexiaqingxuandeaodia6，banxiaoshihoudaoleyijiazhuanghuangdianyadaqidejijianguan，xiachehou，yiduinannvcouleshanglai。
zaixiaqingxuanjieshaoxia，xiaoxuannongqingleliangrendemingzi，nandejiaoliubai，nvdejiaotanlingling。
liubaichushihuiyuankahou，sirenjinlejijianguan，xiaqingxuanwenliubai，shuowogenlinglingdoubuhuijijian，nizenmexuanlezheimegedier？
liubaixiaozheshuoqingxuannibuhuimeiguanxi，wokeyijiaonima，zhiyuweishenmexuanzheili，tatuozhangleyudiao。
“qingxuan，zheijiajijianguankeshizhoutianhaodechanye，zanmenjintianyaonengpengdaota，wojiubangnishuoshuo，rangtajiaowangdalongbaqiannimenxiashijituanneisanqianwanganjinhaile......”
xiaqingxuanchayidao：“liubai，nijuranrenshizhoutianhao？”
zhoutianhaokeshichuzhoudaxiao，zaichuzhoukeweiheibaitongchi、zhishouzhetian。
cirenjinianqianyinweisharenzuolelao，quniancaifangchulai——chulaihouquanshihecaifubujianfanzeng，youshengwangxi。
tuoqianxiashijituansanqianwandewangdalongbenshenshayebushi，danjiuyinweishizhoutianhaoxiaojiuzi，xiaqingxuannazheituogundaoroushiyidianbanfameiyou。
xiaqingxuangangdanrenxiashijituanzongcaibujiu，jiupengdaolezheimebilanzhang，jigaodejiaotoulane，tongshidongshihuineibian、yeyinweizheishierduitahenyouyijian，douyijingyouxiangbatacongzongcaiweizhiganxialaideyixiang。
liubaipaizhexiongfudao：“qingxuan，nifangxin，zhoutianhaozaizenmemanheng，wodemianzihaishiyaojijifende。”
shuowanhaimanlianbiyidepielexiaoxuanyiyan。
xiaoxuanmeilihuizheisi，xinliquezaixiang——liubaishuodezheigezhoutianhao，buhuishitazaiyoumingjianyurenshineigeba？
youmingjianyuguanyazhexuduoxiongren，limianxinfengjueduideconglinfaze，tongsudianjiangsheiquantoudasheijiushidage。
xiaoxuanxueleenshibenshihou，henkuaijiubajianyulisuoyou“dage”doudafule，chengle“dage”de“dage”。
xiangzhoutianhaozheizhongburuliude，liandangtaxiaodidezigedoumeiyou，zhinengdangtaxiaodidexiaodi。
zhengxiangdaozheili，erbianchuanlaixuanhua，xuduokerendemuguangdoutouxiangmenkou，bansuiyilun。
“kuaikan，zhoutianhaoguanzhupeizhedeneigenvren，haoxiangshiyeyunhuangjiangjuna......zheiweilongguoxinjinjueqidenvzhanshen，juranhuichuxianzaizanmenchuzhouzheizhongxiaodifang？”
“queshishiyejiangjun，zhenrenbizhaopianhaokanduole......”
“yingzijueshia......yebuzhidaoshenmeyangdenanrencaipeideshangta？ruguotanengkandeshangan......”
“quququ，dabaitiandefashenmemeng，shubianzhenggelongguo，nengpeideshangyeyunhuangdenanren，doubuhuichaoguowuge，nisuannagencong......”
xiaoxuangenzherenqunchouleyiyan，faxianguangmangshanyao、youxuduorencuyongzhezoujinjijianguandenvren，queshishiyeyunhuang。
tongshihaifaxianliubaikouzhongdechuzhoudaxiaozhoutianhao，jiushitazaiyoumingjianyurenshideneige。
“zheijiahuozaiyoumingjianyushi，wodengyiyan、tadounengdangchangniaokuzi，meixiangdaochulaihoudaoshihundefengshengshuiqi......”
“buguoyeyunhuangzheiniangmener，zenmehuichuxianzaizheili？zhenshihuiqi......”
jianyeyunhuangmashangyaozouguolai，xiaoxuanganjinceguoshenqu。
hundouyijingtuile，takebuxiangzaigenzheiponiangcheshangrenheguanxi。
zairenmenchongjingmuguangzhong、chuzhoudaxiaozhoutianhaopeibanxia，yeyunhuangmubuxieshi，zouxiangzhiduizuizunguikerenkaifangdeerloubaoxiang，daoyemeikandaorenqunzhongdexiaoxuan。
longguonvzhanshenyeyunhuangdeturanxianshen，zaijijianguanyinqilebuxiaobolan，buguosuizhetajinlebaoxiang，bolanhenkuaipingxi。
duichuzhouzheizhongxiaodifangderenlaishuo，yeyunhuangwuyiyutianshangderenwu，meiyousheihuihuanxiangzhenenggentapanshangjiaoqing。
liubaiyadishengyindao：“qingxuan，meixiangdaoyejiangjunhuilaijijianguan，xianzaizhoutianhaokendingshimeikongde，zhaotayaoqianzheishierdehuanhuan......”
tagenzhoutianhaoqishizhishidiantouzhijiao，fangcaineifanhuachuncuijiushizhuangduzi。
haozaitongxingdehaiyouyeyunhuang，liubaiyiciweijiekou，wanmeidebafangcaizijichuiniubidehuajihunongguoqu。
xiaqingxuandiantou，shuozijizhidaoqingzhong，youkanleyiyanerloubaoxiang，yanzhongmanshixianmu——
xiangyeyunhuangzheiyangdetianfeng，tazheibeizidounanyiwangqixiangbei，dantahenkewangnengchengweizheiyangderen。
“woduijijianmeixingqu，nimenmanmanwan，woxianzoule。”
萧玄说完便走。
tazaidaizaizheili，henrongyibeiyeyunhuangkandao——tashizhenbuxiangzaigenzheiniangmeneryourenheqianche。
quemeixiangdaogangmaidongbuzi，jiubeitanlinglingjilanzhu。
“xiaoxuan，caiganglaini，nizenmenengzou？”
“woweishenmebunengzou？”
“fanzheng......fanzhengnijiushibunengzou！”
“神经病。”
xiaoxuanjixumaidongbuzi，queyoubeiliubailanzhu。
“xingxiaode，wokannibushiduijijianmeixingqu，ershiyagenerjiubuhuiba。yedui，xiangjijianzheizhongguizuyundong，nalishinizheizhongtubienengjiechudaode？”
“buguo，womencaiganglainijiuyaozou，yetaibujimianzile。benshaobahuajiniliaozheier，meiwotongyi，nijuebuzhunzou。”
shuozhewanlegepiaoliangdejianhua，shunshibajianfengduizhunxiaoxuan。
xiaoxuansongjian：“ruguonilijiedejijian，jiushinishuadezheizhonghuajiazi，woqueshibuhui。”
liubainudao：“yohe，nitamahaizhuangshangle，ganshuoshaoyewoshihuajiazi，bufuzanlianglianlian？”
xiaoxuanyaotou：“nibupei。”
yushiliubaihuoqichedishanglaile，zhizhexiaoxuanpokoudama。
“nigegoupibushidexiangbalao，zhuangnimaa，shinanrenjiuyongshilishuohua！”
tanlinglinggenzhedaijiezou，manlianbiyidao：“xiaoxuan，liubaidoubahuashuodaolezheifenershang，niliangentabiyibideyongqidoumeiyou？haishibushinanrena！”
zhouweishijigekeren，yegenzheqihong，duizhexiaoxuanhaoyizhenlengchaorefeng，batajiazaihuoduishangkao——sheijiaozheitulituqidexiangbalao，ganchaofengtamenrezhongdeguizuyundongshihuajiazi？
liubaikeshijijianguanpaideshanghaodegaoshou，zheixiaozizhenganshangchanggenliubaida，bubashijitadachulai，suantaladeganjing！
“xingle，xianbushuoxiaoxuanhuibuhuijijian，tajiushidongdianpimao，yebukenengshiliubaideduishou......”xiaqingxuankailekou，jiezhelenglengdengzhexiaoxuan，“haibukuaijiliubaidaoqian！”
daojianwuyan，jintiantabaxiaoxuanyuechulai，shixiangjitadianyansekan，queyemeidasuanzhenrangtashoushang。
xiaoxuanmeilihuixiaqingxuan，dandangenliubaishuodao：“feiyaogenwoda？neijiuchengquanniba。”
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栏目：都市
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zuozhe：xiangzuobaifumeidexiaoniu
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假装穷小子体验生活，校花女友当众羞辱我，我摊牌了。
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栏目：都市
