《zhonghuibaling：chongqigaoqianliangbuwu》wanquanrangduzheruxi，buguanshichentianciheqingqingderenwukehua，haishiqitapeijiaodechuxiandouhenjingcai，meiyizhangdouhendadongren，rangrennenggoushenrukanjinqu，《zhonghuibaling：chongqigaoqianliangbuwu》suojiangdeshi：zhaoyuanchaozaiwaimiandamaqilai：“xingxingxing，chentianciniyadeniubi！”“youbenshinijiubanijiadeliangshimaichu……。
zheigeyewan，cunzhuangbeigezhongqingxulongzhao，yourenyinweijijiangqudaolaopoerhuanxinguwu，yourenzeyinweishiluoheshiwangerzhanzhuannanmian。
raner，chentianciquexiangwangchangyiyang，chenjinzaizijideshijiezhong，momodimangliuzhe。
tazhengyeweimian，yongjianloudegongjuhejianrendeyizhi，dazaochuyigeshiyongdekaolu。
kaolubuda，queganghaonengfangzaipingbancheshang，bianyutaxiedai。
tazhidao，zheigekaolujiangshizijiweilainengzaiershitianneizhuandaobabaikuaiqiandequanbuxiwang。
ciriqingchen，chenweixingkanzheerzituizhepingbanchelikaijiamen，xinzhongwuweizachen。
tayaoyaoya，duidushuyingshuo：“woqujieqian，rangtianciquyuandiandedifangchuangyichuang！”
“tayoububen，haineimenuli，wojiubuxintachuangbuchugemingtanglai！”
dushuyingmomodidiantou，tazhidao，duiyuerzilaishuo，likaizheigechongmanpianjianheshufudecunzhuang，quzhuixunzijidemengxiang，caishizuizhongyaode。
fuqilianglikailejiamen，kaishisichubenbo，xiangshushiderenjieqian。
suiranzheitiaodaoluyouxiejiannan，danweileerzideweilai，tamenyuanyifuchuyiqie。
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yucitongshi，chentiancituizhetadexiaopingbanchekandaolecaishichangshazhudechangdiqian。
tufuwudasancu，yikanjiubushihaorede，dankandaochentiancishi，haishiluchuleheqidexiaorong：“niyoulaila，zenmeyang，zuotianderoujiamomaiwanlema？”
chentiancibanzhelian，zhiyanbuhuidishuo：“meiyou，wojintianlai，shilaizhaonituiqiande。”
tufuyileng，naolenaotouwendao：“tuiqian？tuishenmeqian？”、
chentianciguzuoshengqidao：“yourenshuonidezhuroushishichangshangliuchulaidewenzhurou，haishuoshiqinyankandaonicongmougequdaolitoutoujindehuo。”
“jieguoneixiegongrendourangwopeiqian，chadianzalewodetanzi。”
tufutinghoudanu，zhijiezhuaqianbanshangdedao，“tamade！nagechushengzaodeyao，laozishenmeshihouyongguowenzhuroule？！”
“zouzouzou，laozixianchangqugentaduizhi！”
danchentianciqueyaoleyaotou，“nijiusuanshibatajizaileyemeiyong，yaoyanyijingchuanchuqule，xianzaigongchangliderendouzhidaonimaideshiwenzhurou，woderoujiamoshicongnizheimaide。”
“neizaban？！”tufuzhenglezheng。
tayefaxianle，jintianlaitanzishangmairoudequeshishaolehenduo。
“buruzheiyang，ninazhenidezhurou，genwoyiqiqutanggongchangmenkou，rangrendangmianyanzhengnidezhurou。”
“zhiyouzhurouzhilianghao，bierencainengxina！chuanyaorongyi，piyaonansi！”
tufusuiranfennu，danjuedechentiancidehuayoudaoli，taxianglexiang，diantoushuodao：“hao，nidengwoyihui。”
“xing。”chentiancidianlediantou。
meiguoduojiu，chentiancijiukandaotufuyongpingbanchelazheyitouzhuzouleguolai，houmianhaigenzhejigekangzhedaguohechaihuoderen。
“**！”
kandaozheiyimu，chentiancijingebuyi。
tayuanbenzhishixianghuyoutufudaikuaizhurouguoquyingjide，meixiangdaotufujingranrucirenzhen。
“你这是干啥？”
manlianhengroudetufuyinlengdeshuodao：“nishuodedui，zaoyaorongyi，piyaonan，neigechunhuozaoyao，nideshengyibuhaozuo，wodeshengyiziranyebuhaozuo！”
“laozixianzaizhijiedaiyitouzhuqugongchangmenkousha，wojiubuxinzheiyaoyanhaishipobule！”
“好好好！”
chentiancidourenbuzhujizheigetufuguzhangle，zheigeniandaiderenguzilidoudaizhexiezhiao。
yushihu，yixingren，haohaodangdangdechaozhejiuchangmenkouganleguoqu。
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hefandetanzhuyoukanjianchentiancilaile，renbuzhujifengdao：“yo，zheibushimaiwenzhuroudexiaozime？zenme，youlaikengrenle？”
chentiancilenglengyixiao，“niquedingwomaideshiwenzhurou？”
“buranni，”hefantanzhuxiaoxixide，wanquanbubachentiancidanghuishi，“wokeshiqinyankanjiannigenneigemaizhuroudefanzitoutoushangliangde，woquannia，shoudiannidewaixinsiba。”
jiuzaizheishi，shenhoudetufutizhedaojiushanglaile，“**de，shuosheimaiwenzhurou？！shuosheini！”
tufuqishixiongxiongdichongxianghefanlaoban，yishoujiuzhutadeyiling，lingyizhishoujinjinjiuzhutadekuyaodai，rutonglinqileyigehaowufankangzhilidebuwawa，ranhouhenhendijiangtazazailezijiadehefantanshang。
hefanlaobanbeituruqilaidegongjidadecuoshoubuji，tengtongrangtarenbuzhufachuzhenzhenaihao：“ganshenme？！ganshenme？nidaren？pingshenmedaren？！”
tufunumuyuanzheng，shengyinhongliangdihuiyingdao：“laozijiushimaizhuroude，nishuopingshenmedani？nishuolaozimaiwenzhurou，laozijintianjiurangnichangchangwenzhuroudeziwei！”
tayishenglingxia，genguolaidejigeshenqianglizhuangdexiongdiyeyiyongershang，weizhehefanlaobanzhankaileyidunbaozou。
hefanlaobanbeizoudetouyunmuxuan，talieleliezui，zheicaimingbaizijizaoyaodezhengzhudaole。
tagangcaidaoshikandaoletufuyixingren，kemeixiangdaotamenhechentiancizheigexiaoziyoushenmeguanxi。
takuzheqiurao，“biedale，qiuqiunimenbiedale，wo....womeishuonimena。”
danzheiyangdebianjiezaitufudengrenmianqianxiandecangbaiwuli。
“**de，dangwomeitingjian？”
“laozigangcaitingdeyiqingerchude，jiushinizheigechushengzaoyaolaozimaiwenzhurou！”
“zaoyaohaibuchengren，meiluanzidesonghuo！”
chentiancizaiyipangkanzhe，juedebunengzaidale，zaidaxiaqukongpayaochurenmingle。
talianmangshangqianjiangtamenlakai：“biedale，wanyidasilejiugaijinjuzile。”
“wozhidaojiweishushudayebupa，danzanmenfanbuzheweizheizhongrenjinjuzibushi。”
“zaishuole，jintianzanmenshilaipiyaode，piyaoweixian，darenweicia。”
tufutinglechentiancidehua，diandiantoubiaoshitongyi。
taxiangshilinxiaojiziyiyanglinqilailemaihefandetanzhu，ehenhendiweixiedao：“**de，denghuilaozishazhunijiujiwozaipangbianguizhe，laiyigerennijiudazijiyibazhangshuonibugaizaoyao，tingjianleme？！”
“shishishi，wozhidaole，wozhidaole。”hefantanzhuchedisongle。
zheigeniandaideminfenghaishiyouxiebiaohande，dajiadououshichangyoudeshi，jiusuanshidasilerenyehenshichangjian。
erqieneixiebeidaderenhaibuganbaofu，yuanyuanxiangbaoheshile，zijidadayejiusuanle，wanyiyangjidaojiarenneikejiubuhaole。
kuangqiehefantanzhuzhiganyongxiexiaojilianghairen，zhenyaoshigentufulunqilai，takeshidongdoubugandong。
shuobaile，jiushigeqiruanpayingdexingzi。
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