《zaihuoguodianchichulinbarouhou，woxiaole》zheibuduanpianyanqingleixingdexiaoshuohenxiyinren，shiyouzuozhezhuyeqinghewulongxiede！zhujiaoweiyeninghexiupingxiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:jiuxiangshiquantoudazailemianhuashang。wodunshiyiguhuoqizhichongtianlinggai，zenmenengzheimelizhiqizhuangdehunongwomen？benlai……
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wobianyingzhedianhua，bianwangwaizou。
kehexiupingjile，juranchongguolaiyibazhuaiwohuiqu：“buxuzou！”
这女人手劲很大。
menkouyoutaijie，wobeizhuaidezhijieshuaizaidishang。
hexiupingyanjishoukuai，juranliangsanxiajiujimentaoshanglesuotou。
shuaizaidishangdeshoujihaibeitayijiaocailan。
【suyishengnixian......】huatongneibiandeshengyinjiaranerzhi。
wozhenjingdepaqishen，pushangquyaohuangzhemensuo：“niyoubingba？bawomenguanqilai。”
“woyaoquyiyuanzuoshoushu！nixianzaidanwudeshiyitiaorenmingzhibuzhidao？”
“qingnimashangbasuokailefangwoquyiyuan！”
hexiuping“pei”lewoyikou：“jiunizheiyanghaishiyisheng？zhuangshenmenixiao**！”
“ganjinbawojiezhihaijiwo！”
woqidedahou：“womeiyoutouguonidejiezhi！”
zheixiabushaogukedouzhanqishen，tanzhetouwangzheibiankan：
【zenmehuishi？zenmebamensuoshangle？】
【shayisi，neiwomenyihuizenmechuqu？】
【eilaobannizheishishenmeyisi？】
【tayigerendewentiweishenmeyaobawomendousuoshanga！】
【renjiashuoyaoquzuoshoushuei，zheiyangsuozhebutaihaoba？】
yanjianzhechangmianyuelaiyuehunluan。
hexiupingdashengdeshuo：“shaoanwuzaogewei！”
“wokendingshibuhuisuozhenimende，zhibuguoxianzaizheinvrentoulewodejiezhi。”
“woyaoshifangtazou，neiwodejiezhikezenmeban？”
“dengwosoulezheinvrendebao，nahuijiezhi，ziranjiuhuibamensuodakaile。”
soubao？tapingshenmesouwodebao？
woqiajinlequantou，zhijiadoujihuxianjinrouli。
gukemenmianmianxiangqu，xiaoshengtaolunzhe。
shejidaozishenliyishi，rendoushiziside。
开始有不少人说：
【meinvyaobunijiujitasouyixiaba，zheiyangduidajiadouhao。】
【shia，shenzhengbupayingzixie，souwanbujiuzhenxiangdabaile？】
【fanzhengzhishisoubaoyoubushisoushen。】
【kuaidiandeba！wohaiyaoganhuiquweigouni！】
yeninglanjinwodegebo，mianludanyou：“susu，woyijingbaolejingle，womenzaichengyihui。”
可病人等不了啊，
womeiyoushijianzaihetalachele。
woyaojinyaguan，jiliyazhizhenuqi，zouguoquyibajiangbaodiuzaihexiupingshouli：“souba，souwanlimafangwozou！”
huayiluo，wominruidepiejianhexiupingyanlishanguoyisijiaoxia。
不好！
tadudingdeyuqi，haiyouxiangdaowocengjingmeidaibaochuqujiedianhua，kongpa......jiezhizaojiubeihexiupingtoufangzaiwobaolile。
wolianmangxiangbabaoqianghuilai，keyijingchile。
hexiupingcongbaolitaochuyizhijiezhi，ranhougaogaojuqidashengxuanyang。
“zhaodaolezhaodaole，dajiakuaikan，wojiushuoshitatoude！”
“ha！haibujiwozhuodaonizheigexiaotounv！”
“yushangwosuannidaomei！si**！”
yeningzaihoumianjinghu：“zenmehui，cao！kendingshineigeshihoutoutoufangde！”
hexiupingxiangshizhongyuzhaodaozhengdangjiekou，mengdepushanglaijiwoyibazhang。
——pa！xiangliangdeyishengzaiwoerbianxiangqi。
脸蛋**辣的疼。
woshengqideyibatuikaita：“nigandawo！”
congxiaodaodawodoumeishouguozheizhongwuru。
xueyezhizhiwangnaodaishangyong，wosixinliefeidechaotahou：
“fenmingjiushinixianhaiwo！nilikejiwodiaojiankong，jueduishinitoutoufangzaiwobaolide。”
“woyijingbaojingle，nidengzheba！”
womeiyouwangjishoushushilidengzhedebingren。
jilikongzhizhexiangshousitadenuqi，lishengwendao：
“yaochini！ganjinbamensuojiwodakai！fangwoquzuoshoushu！”
kejishidaleyibazhang，hexiupingyehaobuzhizu，deyiyangyangdetaiqitou：
“xiangyaoyaochi？neiniguixiajiwodaoqiana**！”
“guile，nijiukeyiquzhaonineigeduanmingbingrenle。”
tayanzhongmanshibiyi，shenzhituleyikoukoushuizaiwoshenshang。
tawanxiayaocoujinwo，ruemobanzaiwoerbiandiyu：“worangnishuowojiayoulinbarou，kanwobunongsinigezazhong！”
shuowanhainachushoujiduizhewodelianpai：“dengxiawojiubanifadaowangshang，rangdajialaikankanxiaotounv！”
wohendeyayangyang，dangzhulianxiangqishen，quebeitayijiaotidaoduzishang。
“a！”wotongdequansuozaidishang。
“susu！”yeningjinzhangdechongguolaikanwo。
——砰砰砰！
zheishi，yigenanrennuqichongchongdepaizhebolimen。
zuilidahanzhe：“hexiupingniguanzhemenganshenme？dadianhuayebujie，nverchuchehuole！”
tashenhou，haigenzheyibangjingcha。
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