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《zhonghuijiaoshixitongbiwoyongdushetianqianshikeng》zheishiwuyexiuzhongbiaodeyibunairenxunweidexiaoshuo，xiaoshuoqingjiehenshengdong！zhujiaoshijiangyumengzhaoyang，jiangshule：youxiewanxiaonengkai，youxie……zuihaobiekai。”tayuqilidebinglengrangwoxinliyijin。jiuzaizheishi，tashenhouloutiguaijiao“dong”yisheng，haoxiangyoudongxidiaodishangle。zhang……

精彩章节

“si——teng！”wonaomenzigenbeileipiside，mengdizhuangzaikezhuojiaoshang，tengdewoziyaliezuizhichouqi。

zhengyanyikan，toudingneitaidiaoshangenheduoleside，gazhigazhizhuanzhequan，chuixialaidefenggendianchuifengkaohongshuside，

quanshirelang。bijianwenzhefenbihuihunzhemoshuideweier，erduolihaipiaozhelaochennianjingsideshengyin：“zheidaotia，

zanmenyongluobidafaze……”---diyizhang：zhongshengshouri，xitongbiwodangzuitiluobida？faze？

wonaergennaera？mimihuhusaoleyansizhou——diaoqidekezhuoyi，

zhuomianshangyongxiuzhengyetudehualihushaodetuya，

qianpainvshengmaweishangguazhegetunsedeyingtaoxiaowanziguajian……dengdeng，zheichangjingzazheimeyanshu？

woxiayishimolemokoudai，taochugenuojiyazhibanji——jiuneizhongnengzahetaodelaogudong。

pingmushangtiaochulaideriqirangwoyanzhuzidoukuaidengchulaile：2015nian6yue3ri。wodigeqinnianglie！

2015nian6yue3ri？zheibushiwogaosanneinian，ligaokaojiushengsantianderizima？！

wobushiyinggaizai2025niandechuzuwuli，duizhediannaogaifangangaidaoliangyanfahei，zuihouzhijiecusilema？

zaturanhuiluzhongzaole？“zhaoyang！shangkeshuijuejiusuanle，haiganzoushen？！

”yigefenbitoujingzhunzazaiwonaomenshang，laochenneizhangzhugansedelianduidaowomianqian：“zhanqilai！

zheidaotizenmejie？jiebuchulaijiujiwogunchuqu！”quanban“hong”dixiaochengyipian。wowuzhetouzhanqilai，

naozigenjianghuside——zhaoyang？zheishiwomingzi？kewojidewojiao……dengdeng，

jiyijiugenbeirengjinxiyijijiaoguoyiyang，luandeyipi。jiuzaizheishihou，wonaozili“ding”yisheng，

gensheianlemenlingside，maochulaigemeiganqingdejixieyin：【ding！jiancedaosuzhuyishisuxing，

“dushetucaoxitong”zhengzaibangding……】【bangdingchenggong！】【xinshoulibaofafang：chujidushejineng×1，

tucaonengliangtiao×100】wo：“？？？”xitong？dushetucao？zheishishaxinxingmenga？

haishiwocusideshihoubanaozijipihuaile？【suzhuninhao，

benxitongzhiliyutongguo“dushetucao”jihuonindedanaoqianneng，gaishanrenshengguijie~】jixieyinjiezheshuo，

【wenxintishi：meixiaoshizhishaowanchengsanciyouxiaotucao，buranhuikouchushoumingzhini~】“kou……koushouming？！

”wochadianyaodaoshetou，“dageniwanni？woyiputongren，gensheitucaoqu？nanbuchenggenkongqilaoke？

”【qingsuzhuzixingxunzhaotucaomubiao，youxiaotucaodingyiwei：duimubiaodeyanxing、waimaodengjinxingfengcidiaokan，

rangmubiaohuozijichanshengqingxubodong~】wo：“……”renjiazhongshengyaomeshizhanshenguilai，yaomezidaijinshouzhi，

zaichayeshigexuebaxitong，zadaowozheierjiuchenglebiwodangjianpanxiadetucaoxitong？

haishigebutucaojiujianshoudekengdiewanyier？“zhaoyang！yabale？buhuijiugun！

”laochendesangmenyoubagaolebadu。wochouzheheibanshangneiduigenwaixingwensidehanshugongshi，

zaikankanzhouweitongxuekanhaoxideyanshen，youxiangxiangnaozilineigecuimingdexitong……de，xianyingfuyanqianzheiguanba。

woqingleqingsangzi，zhilezhiheiban：“laochen，ninzheibanshu……tingchouxianga。”laochenyileng：“shayisi？

”“jiugenwojialouxiawangdayejiademaocaijianpanside，”wotuokouerchu，

“renjiamaocaijianpanhainengzhengchu《tuerqijinxingqu》，ninzhei……wochouzhexiangluanma。

”quanban：“……”laochendelian“shua”dicongzhugansebianchengleziqiezi，

shoulidefenbi“kaca”duanchengliangjie：“zhaoyang！nijiwogunchuqu！”【ding！chenggongtucaolaochen，

huodetucaonengliang+10，shoumingzhi+1fenzhong~】xitongtishiyinyixiang，woxinligedengyixia——haizhenguanyong？

！suiranbeiganchulaile，danshoumingzhicong“-5fenzhong”biancheng“-4fenzhong”，momingyoudianxiaojidong……pei，

zheishenmebiantaixiangfa！wozhanzaizoulangshangchuirefeng，naozimanmanqingxingledian。jiyiliwojiaozhaoyang，gaosanxuesheng，

diemazoudezao，genzheshushushenshenguo。qianshijiushigeshechu，jiabanjiadaosi，meishatebiede。

kezheishentilizangzhedejiyisuipianbuduijing——geboshang、houbeishang，quanshibeizoudetonggan，

haiyougechuanxiaofudeshenying，xiaoqilaiyangguangcanlan，beidiliquebawoanzaidishangchui。shishei？

wozhengrouzhetaiyangxuezhuomoni，turanpiejianzoulangjintouloutikouzhanzhegenansheng。takaozheqiangzhuanlanqiu，

xiaofuganjingdegenxindeside，toufayoudianzhang，zhezhubanzhiyan，zuijiaoguazhesixiaofeixiaodehudu。

kanjiantadeshunjian，wonaozili“weng”yisheng，genzhaleside——teng！zuanxindeteng！

jiuxiangbeirenanzaidishangmoca，leigudoukuaiduanle！haiyoutadeshengyin，daizhexixue：“zhaoyang，

gennishuolebieduoguanxianshi，zajiushibutingni？”zheishengyin！zheizhanglian！shita！zhangli！woqianshide“enren”？

！buduia，qianshiwochuangyeshibaiqianleyi**zhai，shizhanglierhuabushuonaqianbangwoduguonanguan，

woyizhinatadangqinge……kezheishentidejiyili，tazachengleshibaozhe？zhengjingyini，

zhanglihaoxiangchajuedaowozaikanta，taiyanwangguolai。simuxiangdui，tazuijiaodexiaogengshenle，

chongwogoulegoushouzhi：“guolai。”woxintiaomengdijiasu，tuiduzidouyoudianzhuanjin，xiangwanghouduo。【ding！

jiancedaogaonengliangtucaomubiao：zhangli。qingsuzhulijijinxingyouxiaotucao，fouzekouchushoumingzhi！

】系统警报响起来，

shoumingzhi“shuashua”wangxiadiao：“-4fenzhong”“-4fen10miao”……“bushibaxitongdage！

”wozaixinlikuanghan，“zheirenkanzhejiubuhaore，wotucaotabudebeizouchengshaizi？！

”【qingsuzhuxunsuzhixingrenwu，tucaochenggongjianglidaliangnengliang！】yankanshoumingzhikuaidiaodaofushule，

woyiyaoya——sijiusi！tucaoliangjushuobudinghainengxujimiaoming！woshenxiyikouqi，yingzhetoupizouguoqu。

yuekaojinzhangli，neiguyapoganjiuyueqiang，takanwodeyanshengenkanliewuside，daizhedianwanwei：“zhaoyang，

gangcaizaijiaoshitingnengnaia，gangenlaochenjiaoban？”woyanlekoutuomo，choujiantashouwanshangdaizhekuailiangshanshandeshoubiao，

shoulihaizhuanzhelanqiu——youle！woqingleqingsangzi，zhuangzuomanbuzaihudeyangzi：“haixingba，zongbimouxierenqiang。

”zhanglitiaomei：“e？biru？”wozhilezhitadebiao，yousaoleyanlanqiu，

guyiluchu“nidongde”biaoqing：“birudaizhelaolishizhuanggaozhongsheng，daqiugenlaotaitailiuwanside，

zhuangxdouzhuangdebuzhuanyederenbei。”shuowanwojiubiyandengsi，xinzangkuangtiaodegendaguside。

zhouweikongqininggulehaojimiao，turantingjianzhangli“puchi”xiaolechulai。woxiaoxinyiyizhengyan，

jiantabujinmeishengqi，haixiaodeqianyanghouhe，pailepaiwojianbang：“xingazhaoyang，jitianbujian，zuipizibianliule。

”【ding！chenggongtucaozhangli，huodetucaonengliang+50，shoumingzhi+5fenzhong！

】【jiancedaomubiaoqingxubodongjiaoda，ewaijianglinengliang+30，shoumingzhi+3fenzhong！】wo：“？？？

”zheijiuchengle？haiewaijiangli？zhanglixiaogoule，yanshenturanbianleng，dingzhewo：“buguozhaoyang，

youxiewanxiaonengkai，youxie……zuihaobiekai。”tayuqilidebinglengrangwoxinliyijin。jiuzaizheishi，

tashenhouloutiguaijiao“dong”yisheng，haoxiangyoudongxidiaodishangle。zhanglizhouzhemeizouguoqu，

wohaoqigenguoquyikan——qiangjiaoyougeheiseshubao，laliankailedaofeng，diaochulaiyijianxiaofu，

shangmianzhanzheanhongsedewuzi，xiangjilegandiaodexue。neixiaofuchimagenzhanglishenshangchuandewanquanbuyiyang。

zhanglikanjianxiaofu，liansezhoubian，huangmangjianqilaisaihuishubao，dongzuodouhuangleshen。tazhuanguoshen，

yanshenbinglengdidengwo：“kanshenmekan？gunhuiqushangke！”shuowanbeizheshubaokuaibuzoule。wozhanzaiyuandi，

kanzhedishangcanliudewuzi，youxiangxiangzhanglihuangluandeyangzi，naozililuanchengyiguozhou——daixuedexiaofu？

zhanglidaodizangzheshamimi？zheishentidejiyi，qianshide“enqing”，haiyouzheikengdiedexitong……【ding！

jinrishengyutucaocishu：2/3。qingsuzhujinkuaiwanchengrenwu，

fouzemianlinshoumingkouchufengxian~】xitongyouzaicuimingle。worouleroufazhangdetaiyangxue，buguanle，

xianhuoxiaquzaishuo！dangwuzhijishigaoqingchuxitongzahuishi，haiyouzhanglidemimi。wochouleyanjiaoshifangxiang，

laochenhaizaijiangke。suanle，fanzhengdoubeiganchulaile，buru……quzhaozhaoxiayige“tucaoyuandatou”？

womozhexiaba，zuijiaorenbuzhugouqigehuaixiao。zhongshengdiyitianjiuzheime**？xing，

zhei“renxingdanmuji”dehuoer，wojiele！---dierzhang：shesixianchang，

xuebaxiaohuabeiwoqikubeizhanglicongloutijianduichulai，womolemohaiyoudianfamengdehounaoshao，

zhanzaizoulangshangzhifandigu。shoumingzhihaoburongyikaotucaotaxudaole“+1fenzhong”，

kexitongtishi“jinrishengyutucaocishu：2/3”gengecuimingfusidezainaozilihuangyou。wozhuomozhe，

zongbunengdaizhezhanglikejingertucaoba？wanyizheigemenernaoxiuchengnubawozouchengxiongmaoyan，

neiwozheizhongshengbujiukuidafale？zhenghejizheshangnaerzhaoxiayige“tucaoyuandatou”ni，

yubeiling“dinglingling”xiangle——de，haiyoushifenzhongjiushanggongkaikele。wozhengxiangliuqucesuoduoduo，

banzhurenlaolidedasangmenjiugenkuoyinqisidecongzoulangneitoupiaoguolai：“zhaoyang！

nichuneiergengedianxianganzisidegansha？ganjin**shi！disanjieshigongkaike，jiaoyujudelingdaoyaolaitingke，

nijiwoanfendian，biejiworeshi！”woxinlianmayiju，momocengcengwangjiaoshinuo。

naozilixitonghaizaibibi：【jinggao！julixiayiciqiangzhitucaodaojishi50fenzhong，

ruoweiwanchengjiangkouchushoumingzhi5fenzhong。】“zhidaolezhidaole，cuimingni！”wozaixinlifanlegebaiyan，

zheixitongbiwoneilaotaodeshenshenhaifan。yijinjiaoshi，

quanbanyanshengentanzhaodengsidesaoguolai——bijinggangzaishuxuekeshangbalaochenduichuqu，woyesuan“yizhanchengming”le。

womeilihuineixiemuguang，gangzuoxia，houzhuodedunzijiuchuolechuowogebo：“yangge，nishizhenniubia！

gangenlaochenjiaoban，wojingnishitiaohanzi！”wochelechezuijiao：“kuailadaoba，woneishibuxianghuole，

genxitongqianle‘maishenqi’zhidaobu？”dunziyilianmengbi：“shaxitong？youxima？”wobaibaishoulandejieshi，

taiyanchoujianjiaoshimenkou——huo，laile！jiangyumengbaozheyiluozuoyebenzhanzaimenkou，

yangguangtouguochuanghusazaitashenshang，xiaofuchendetapifugenniunaiside，maweibianshangdeyingtaofashengyihuangyihuangde。

zhouweijigenanshengyijingkaishidishengchuikoushaole，woxinliyegenzhegedengyixia——zheimeizizhangdequeshimeihuashuo，

kexitongpianpianjitabiaolege“lvchashuxing”，naonayang？jiangyumengzoudaowozhuoqian，

bayibenzhoubabadeshuxuejuanzidijiwo，shengyinxishengxiqide：“zhaoyang，nidejuanzi……shangcimeijiao，

laoshirangwotixingni。”tazhijiancengdaowoshoubei，ruanhuhude。wojieguojuanzi，

guishishenchalaileju：“xielea，banhuadaren。”jiangyumenglianjia“shua”dihongle，gentuleyanzhiside，

dixiatoucongcongzoule。【ding！qingweitucaomubiaochenggong，huodetucaonengliang+5，shoumingzhi+10miao。

】wo：“……”jiuzhei？xitongniyetaifuyanle，dafayaofandeni？henkuai，gongkaikekaishile。

jiaoshiliduolejigechuanxizhuangdemoshengren，gujijiushijiaoyujudelingdao。laochenjintiangendalejixueside，

toufashudeyouguangzengliang，pixiecadenengzhaojianrenying，jiangkeshengyinbipingshihongliangbadu：“tongxuemen，

zheidaohanshuti，womenqingjiangyumengtongxuelaijidajiajiangyixiasilu！”jiangyumengzhanqilai，

tiaoliqingxidijiangleqilai，shengyinbudadanluojizeishun，lianjiaoyujudelingdaodouzaibenzishangshuashuajizhe。jiangwanhou，

laochenxiaomimidiwen：“youmeiyoutongxueyoubutongsilu？huozheduijiangyumengtongxuedejiangjieyouyiwen？

”jiaoshiliyaquewusheng。sheiganzaigongkaikeshangjibanhuazhaochaa？chufeishibuxianghunle。kejiuzaizheishi，

wonaozilidexitongturangenzhaleside：【ding！qiangzhitucaorenwuchufa！

qingsuzhuzai3fenzhongneiduijiangyumengdejiangjiejinxingyouxiaotucao，fouzekouchushoumingzhi10fenzhong！】wo：“？？？

xitongdage！zheikeshigongkaike！jiaoyujuderendouzaini！tucaobanhuawopabushiyaobeiquanxiaotongbaopipinga！

”【suzhuqingxunsuzhixingrenwu！tucaochenggongjianghuodeshuangbeinengliangjiangli！

】woyanzhengzhengkanzheshoumingzhicong“+1fenzhong”shuashuawangxiadiao：“0fenzhong”“-1fenzhong”……de，pinle！

bujiushitucaoma？woduitianduididuikongqi，hainengpagexuebaxiaohua？wo“teng”diyixiazhanqilai，

quanbanmuguang“shua”dijujiaozaiwoshenshang。laochenlianshangdexiaorongjiangzhule：“zhaoyang？niyoushenmewenti？

”jiangyumengyekanguolai，yanlidaizhedianyihuo，gujizaixiangzheicitouyouyaogaoshenmeyaoezi。woqingleqingsangzi，

zhuangchuyifu“xueshutantao”deyangzi：“neige……jiangyumengtongxuejiangdetinghaode，siluhenqingxi，

jiushi……”woguyidunledun，kanjianjiangyumengyanlishanguoyisiqidai，zhouweitongxuedoushuqileerduo。

“jiushiba，”wojiezheshuo，“nizheisilutaizhongguizhongjule，genbiaozhundaanside。jiuhaobichihuoguo，

bierendouzaishuanmaoduhuanghou，nifeideancaidandianpaihuanggua，yidianchuangxindoumeiyou。wojuedezheidaotiba，

yongluobidafazeshimeicuo，danyoudianxianglaotaitaiguojiaobu——youchouyouzhang！”“niwanquankeyixianqiudaozaijifen，

huozheyonglagelangrizhongzhidinglishishia！”wobalabalashuoleyidui，qishizijiyebuzhidaozaishuosha，

quankaoqianshikanwangwenzande“zhishichubei”yingcheng。“suoyia，”wozongjiedao，“jiangyumengtongxue，

nizheinaozishitinghaoshi，danjiushiyoudiansinaojin，genzanmenjiaoshimenkouneikelaohuaishuside，kanzhetingmaosheng，

jiushibudongdebiantong！”quanban：“……”kongqishunjianninggu，diaogenzhendounengtingjian。

laochendeliancongzhugansebianchengleqingzise，shouzhizhewo，qidezhiduosuo：“ni……ni……”zaikanjiangyumeng，

lian“shua”dibaile，zuichunduosuozhe，yanjinglideshuiguangzhidazhuan：“ni……nizenmenengzheimeshuo……”【ding！

chenggongtucaojiangyumeng，huodetucaonengliang+30，shoumingzhi+3fenzhong！】【jiancedaomubiaoqingxubodongjida，

ewaijianglinengliang+50，shoumingzhi+5fenzhong！】woqu！zheimemeng？shuangbeijianglijiusuanle，haiewaijialiang？！

kanzheshoumingzhi“cengceng”zhangdaole“+7fenzhong”，woxinlizhengtouzheleni，

jiukanjianjiangyumeng“wa”deyishengkulechulai，wuzhelianniutoujiupaochulejiaoshi。“jiangyumeng！

”laochenhouleyisheng，xiangzhuiyoukankanjiaoyujudelingdao，yilianbianmiyang。jiaoyujudelingdaokesouleliangsheng，

liansebutaihaokan：“zheige……ketangtaolunshihaoshi，danyeyaozhuyifangshifangfama。”de，zheixiahaole，

bujindezuilelaoshi，haibaxuebaxiaohuarekule，tuotuodeshesixianchang。woshanshandizuoxia，

ganjuebeihouquanshiyuanniandemuguang。dunzizaihoumianchuowo：“yangge，niniubi！lianjiangyumengdouganre，

wofulenile！”wokuxiaozheyaoyaotou，xinliquefanqiledigu——xitongshuotayoulvchashuxing，

kekanzheyebuxianga？nandaoshiwotucaocuole？haoburongyiaodaoxiake，wozhengxiangliuzhidaji，

yigeshenyingturanlanzhulewo。wotaitouyikan，huo，jiangyumeng！tayanjingkudetonghong，gentuziside，

shoulihainiezhegefensedexinfeng。woxinligedengyixia：“bushibajiangtongxue，niyaogenwopinminga？

wogangcaijiushikouhai，nibiewangxinliqu……”jiangyumengyaozhezuichun，baxinfengsaidaowoshouli，

shengyindaizhekuqiang：“zhaoyang，zheigejini。”shuowan，tahongzhelianniutoujiupao，genshenhouyoulangzhuiside。

wo：“？？？”qingshu？xuebaxiaohuajiwodiqingshu？wozheishizouleshenmegoushiyun？zhouweitongxuequanweileguolai，

genkanxiyoudongwuside。dunzijidaowopangbian：“woqu！yangge！nikeyia！

bajiangyumengqikulehainengshoudaoqingshu？zheishishenmeshenxiancaozuo？kuaidakaikankan！

”woyeyilianmengbidichaikaixinfeng，limianshizhangfensedexinzhi，zijijuanxiu：“zhaoyangtongxue，

wojuedenihentebie，genqitananshengbuyiyang。fangxuehoulaixuexiaohoumiandexiaohuayuan，woyouhuaxiangduinishuo。

”wozhengzhuomozhezheisuanbusuanyinhuodefu，naozilidexitongturanfachucierdejingbao：【ding！jinggao！

jiancedaolvchahuashugongji！mubiaojiangyumengzhengzaishiyongyuhuigonglve，qingsuzhulijijinxingdushefanji！

fouzejiangxianruqingganxianjing，daozhixitongnengliangwenluan！】wo：“……”bushibaxitong！renjiayigexiaoguniang，

xiegeqingshuzenmejiulvchale？【suzhuwuyaobeibiaoxiangmihuo！genjudashujufenxi，

jiangyumengcijucunzaimingxianmudexing，jiyoukenengyuzhangliyouguan！qinglijifanji！】genzhangliyouguan？

woxiangqizhanglishubaolidaixuedexiaofu，youxiangqijiangyumengshizhanglidetongbantongxue……nandaozheiqingshushigequantao？

woshenxiyikouqi，juedingtingxitongde——fanzhengyebuchikui，dabulezaidusheyici。fangxuehou，

wochuaizheqingshulaidaoxiaohuayuan。jiangyumengyijingdengzaineierle，kanjianwoyanjingyiliang，xiaopaozheguolai：“zhaoyang，

nilaile。”talianshanghaidaizheleihen，queqiangjichugexiaorong，tiandefani。“ng，”wodiandiantou，

guyibanzhelian，“zhaowoshashi？youshikuaishuo，wohaidehuijiaweigouni。”jiangyumenglianshangdexiaorongjiangleyixia，

danhenkuaiyouhuifuletianmei：“yemeishenmedashi，jiushi……wojuedenijintianzaiketangshanghenyonggan，

genbierenbuyiyang。wo……woyoudianxihuanni。”lailelaile！xitongshuodelvchahuashu！wozaixinlilengxiaoyisheng，

kaikoujiushiyiju：“jiangyumengtongxue，nizheibiaobaitaoluyetailaotaoleba？genwangshangchaodeside，

nengbunengzhengdianxinxiande？”jiangyumenglianshangdexiaorongchedixiaoshile，yanlishanguoyisijingya。

wochengshengzhuiji：“haiyoua，nigangcaizaijiaoshilikuneimecan，xianzaiyougenwobiaobai，nishichuanjubianliana？

shuoba，daodixiangganshenme？shinigezhanglirangnilaideba？”zheijuhuayichukou，jiangyumengdelian“shua”dibaile，

yanshenliquanshizhenjinghehuangluan：“ni……nizenmezhidao……”woxinliyichen——guorangenzhangliyouguan！

xitongchengbuqiwo！jiangyumengzhanglezhangzui，haoxiangxiangjieshishenme，zuihouquedixiatou，

shengyinxiaodegenwenziside：“shi……shiwogerangwolaide。tashuo……xianggenniliaoliao。”guoranruci！

wobaqingshurouchengyituan，suishourengjinpangbiandelajitong：“rangtazijilaizhaowo。”shuowan，wozhuanshenjiuzou，

landezaikantayiyan。zouchuxiaohuayuan，wohuitoupieleyiyan——jiangyumenghaizhanzaiyuandi，beiyingkanzheyoudiangudan。

buzhidaoweisha，woxinlijuranyoudianbushiziwei。【ding！chenggongfanjilvchahuashu，huodetucaonengliang+100，

shoumingzhi+10fenzhong！】【jiesuoyinzangjuqing：jiangyumengdemimi。qingsuzhujixuguanzhu，huoqugengduoxiansuo。

】xitongtishiyinxiangqi，shoumingzhizhangdaole“+17fenzhong”，kewozayegaoxingbuqilai。

zhanglidaodixiangganshenme？rangtameimeijiwodiqingshu？zheitaoluyetaiqipaleba？haiyoujiangyumeng，

tagangcaineihuangluandeyanshen……zhendezhishitingtagedehuama？womolemokoudailidenuojiya，

kanzheshangmianderiqi——juligaokaohaiyousantian，juliwoqianshicusihaiyoushinian。zheishinianli，

daodizangzheduoshaomimi？zhangli、jiangyumeng、daixuedexiaofu，haiyouzheigekengdiedetucaoxitong……【ding！

jinritucaorenwuyiwancheng。gongxisuzhuhuodexinshoudalibao：“dusheshuliandu+1”，

“tucaonengliangshangxian+100”。】xitongdeshengyindaduanlewodesixu。wokanzheshoumingzhiwendingxialai，

shaoweisonglekouqi——zhishaojintianmeibaihuo。danwozhidao，zheizhishikaishi。zhanglineibiankendingbuhuishanbaganxiu，

erwoyegaizhudongchujile。guangkaotucaoxumingkebuxing，wodegaoqingchuzheiyiqiedezhenxiang。

haiyou……wohaoxiangyoudianqidai，xiacijiandaozhangli，gaizenmetucaotale。xiangdaozheier，

worenbuzhugoulegouzuijiao。zheizhongshengderizi，haizhenshiyuelaiyue**le！---disanzhang：dalianmingchangmian，

xiaobabeiwomadaotuixuefangxuelingyixiang，wochuaizheshubaojiuwangwailiu。gangzoudaocaochangguaijiao，

shenhouturanchuanlai“kuangdang”yishengxiang，jigeranzhehuangmaolvmaodejiahuobalanqiuwangdishangyiza，

lanzhulewodequlu。weishoudeneigegemener，chuanzhejinshenpijiake，toufaranchengleminghuangse，

fajiaomodenengfanguang，bozishangguazhemuzhicudejinlianzi，zouluyiyaosanhuang——bushibieren，

zhengshiwomenxuexiaodexiaoba，wanghu。woxinligedengyixia，haojiahuo，zheizaoxing，tuotuodezangaijiazufenzuzhanga。

haimeidengwokaikou，wanghujiuyibajiuzhuwodeyiling，

tashenshangneigulianjiafajiaohunhezhehanweideqixipumianerlai：“xiaozi，nijiushizhaoyang？

”wochelechebeijiuzhudeyiling，naozilixitong“ding”dixiangle：【ding！jiancedaogaonengliangtucaomubiao：wanghu。

qianzaicaodian：zangaijiazushenmei、xuzhangshengshideshehuirenzuopai。jianyitucaofangxiang：waimaogongji+xingweijiegou。

】hei，laidezhenghao，wozhengchoumeidierwanchengjinritucaokpini。woshangxiadalianglewanghuyifan，

guyizhouqimeitou：“huge，nizheitoufashiyongjiangyourandeba？kanzhegengangcongcuganglilaochulaidehaidaiside，

haitingyouguangze。”wanghuyileng，gujimeiliaodaowoyige“ruanshizi”gandingzui：“nishuosha？

”“haiyounizheipiyi，”wozhizhetajinbengdexiukou，“shicongninainaidefengrenjitaoshangbaxialaideba？

chuanshenshanggengeyidongshafaside，shengpabierenbuzhidaonishi‘shehuiren’？

”zhouweijigexiaodi“puchi”yishengxiaolechulai，youganjinbiehuiqu，jianbangdoudegenshaikangside。

wanghudelian“shua”dizhangchenglezhuganse，shoushangdejingergengzule：“nizhaosi！tingshuoniganrezhangli？

haibajiangyumengnongkule？tingnengnaia！”“yibanyiban，shijiedisan，”wogengzhebozi，

xinliquezaikuangnianxitong，“xitongdagekuaijilia！”【ding！lianxutucaochufa“quntichaofeng”jineng！

wanghujiqigenbanshoudaojingshenshanghai，xingdongli-30%！dangqiankediejiatucaoshanghai。】laile！

woshenxiyikouqi，jixushuchu：“huge，bushiwoshuoni，jiunizheixiaoshenban，dajiagendataijiside，

mandongzuohuifangni？woyaoshini，jiuqubaogelaonianhuodongzhongxindeguangchangwuban，jinengqiangshenjianti，

hainenggendamamenxuexuezenme‘shehuiyao’，bubizaizheierdiurenxianyanqiang？”“ni！

”wanghubeiwoduideyikouqimeishanglai，huiquanjiuchaowolianshangzhaohu。ketadongzuomingxianmanlebanpai，

wowangpangbianyiduo，taquantou“hu”dicazhewoerbianguoqu，zijiqueyinweiguanxingwangqianliangqianglejibu，

chadianshuaigegouchishi。zhouweiweiguandetongxue“hong”dixiaokaile，yourentaochushoujikaishiluxiang。

wanghuzhanwenhoufaxianzijichuleqiu，qideyanjingdouhongle：“jiwoda！wangsilida！

”tashenhoudexiaodigangyaowangqianchong，wonaoziyijiling，zhizhewanghudejinlianziyoulaiyiju：“yo，

hugezheilianzishipinduoduojiukuaijiubaoyoudeba？shangmiankede‘longxishui’tuan，

genwojialouxiagongcecizhuanshangdehuawenyimoyiyang！daibozishangbupazhaocangyinga？”【ding！

diejiatucaoshanghaishengxiao！wanghujingshenfangyuxiajiang50%，xianru“naoxiuchengnu”zhuangtai！】zheiyixiaxiaoguobaqun，

wanghuchedibaozoule，xiangtoumanniusidechaowozhuangguolai。ketayueshijidong，dongzuoyuebuxiediao，

wozhangzhexitongjianyi，zuoduoyoushan，genliugouside。“huge，nizheishibiaoyan‘zuiquan’ni？

”“dabuzhe~dabuzhe~nizheiquantouhaimeiwonainaidamajianghupaishipaizhuozidejingerdani！

”“yaobuzanbiedale，niqucanjia《qipashuo》ba，jiunizheihujiaomanchandebenshi，baozhunnaguanjun！

”woyibianduoyibianzuipao，zhouweidexiaoshengkuaibacaochangdingpengxianfanle。wanghubeiwoduidemanliantonghong，qingjinbaoqi，

pianpianjiushidabuzhewo，neimoyangyaoduolangbeiyouduolangbei。jiuzaizheishi，

jiaodaozhurenlaolidaizhejigelaoshicongcongganlai，gujishibeizheibiandedongjingjingdongle。

laoliyikanwanghudaizherenweidutongxue，liandouqilvle：“wanghu！niyouzaiganshenme？！

”wanghuzhengbeiwoqideqiqiaoshengyan，huitoukanjianlaoli，xiangshizhaodaolekaoshan，zhizhewohoudao：“ba！

zheixiaozimawo！nikantaneizuijianyang！”“ba”？！quanchangshunjiananjingdeluozhenkewen，suoyourendoujingdaile，

baokuowozainei。laolidelian“shua”dibaile，kankanwanghu，youkankanzhouweidejiaoyujulingdao——huo，

buzhidaoshashihou，zhiqianlaitingkedejiaoyujulingdaoyegenzheguolaile，zhengzhouzhemeikanzhezheibian。

laolihenbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu，jiejiebabadishuo：“ni……nihushuoshenme！wo……woshinijiaodaozhuren！

”“shenmejiaodaozhuren，nijiushiwoba！”wanghuhaizaineierhan，“tamawotoufaxianghaidai，

piyixiangfengrenjitao！banidejiwozuozhua！”zheixiawanduzile，wanghuzheiyisangzi，

batashixiaozhangsishengzideshierquandoulouchulaile。jiaoyujulingdaodeliansebiandejiqinankan，

qizhongyigenianjidadelingdaotuiletuiyanjing：“lizhuren，zheijiushiniguanlidexuesheng？haishinide……qinqi？

”laolimianrusihui，yijuhuadoushuobuchulai。wanghuhaimeiyishidaowentideyanzhongxing，haizaineierrangrang：“ba！

nidaoshishuohuaa！kuaibazheixiaozikaichule！”wochouzhunjihui，youbuleyidao：“huge，

nizhei‘pindie’debenshidaoshitingliua，keximeipinyingsuzhi——ebudui，nikenengyagenjiumeiyou。”【ding！

chenggongwancheng“dalianxiaoba”zhuxianrenwu！huodetucaonengliang+500，shoumingzhi+50fenzhong！

jiesuo“chujizuipaowangzhe”chenghao！】xitongtishiyinxiangqi，woganjuehunshenyiqing，

shoumingzhizhijiezhangdaole“+67fenzhong”，shuang！jiaoyujulingdaodangchangjiuheilelian，

zhizhewanghushuo：“taibuxianghuale！xiaoyuanbaoli，haigongrandingzhuangshizhang，beihougaoqundaiguanxi！lizhuren，

nizheigejiaodaozhurenshizenmedangde？！”laoli“putong”yishengchadianguile，butingdidaoqian。zuihoudejieguoshi，

wanghuyinwei“xiaoyuanbaoli、wurutongxue、gongkaichangheyanxingbudang”beijidaguochufen，

erlaoliyinwei“baobiqinshu、guanlishizhi”beitingzhidiaocha。meiguojitian，jiuchuanlaiwanghubeilelingtuixuedexiaoxi。

wozhanzaijiaoxuelouyangtaishang，kanzhewanghuhuiliuliushoushidongxilikaidebeiying，xinlineijiaoyigeshuang。dunzicouguolai，

yilianchongbai：“yangge，nishizhenniubia！bawanghudoumatuixuele，wosuanfulenile！”wobaibaishou，

xinliquemeineimeqingsong。gangcaizaihunluanzhong，wohaoxiangpiejianzhanglizhanzaicaochanglingyitou，lenglengdikanzhezheibian，

zuijiaohaiguazheyisiguiyidexiaorong。zheijiahuo，daodizaipansuanshenme？【ding！

jiancedaofanpaizhangliqingxubodongyichang，jianyisuzhutigaojingti。dangqianjiesuo“chujizuipaowangzhe”chenghao，

tucaoshanghai+20%，kechangshiduizhanglijinxinggaojietucao。】xitongdetishirangwoxinliyijin。kanlai，

zheicaizhishikaishi，zhanglineigelaohuli，kendingbuhuishanbaganxiu。buguo，youlezhei“zuipaowangzhe”dechenghao，

wodiqiyezulebushao。laiba，sheipasheia！dabulejiushihuxiangshanghaibei，kansheideshetougengdu！

womolemoxiaba，kanzhezhanglixiaoshidefangxiang，zuijiaogouqiyimowanweidexiaorong。xiayici，gailundaonile，

zhangli。---disizhang：haomenmixin，wodedushejingdongdongshizhangwanghubeituixuedexiaoxizaixuexiaolichuanlesantian，

wobenyiweinengxiaotinghuier，jieguolaoliyigedianhuadadaowoshushujia，

feirangwozhoumoqucanjiashenme“xiaoqihezuocishanwanyan”。

shuoshijiaoyujudianmingrang“biaoxiantuchu”dexueshengdaibiaocanjia，

woyitingjiuzhidaomeihaoshi——kendingshilaolixiangdaiwoquchongchangmian，shunbianjianshiwobiezaireshi。“yangge，

zheikeshishangliushehuideju！”dunzipazaiwozhuozishang，yanjingdengdegentonglingside，“tingshuoqudedoushidalaoban，

haiyouzanmenshideshoufuzhangtiancheng！”zhangtiancheng？zheigemingziyoudianershu。wozhuomozhe，

zhanglineijiahuojialihaoxiangjiutingyouqiande，nanbucheng……“qujiuqu，”wokoulekouerduo，

“zhenghaokankanzheixieyouqianrenshibushidouzhangzhesantouliubei。”zhouliuwanshang，

wochuanzheshushufanxiangdaojuzhaochulaidejiuxizhuang——xiuziduanleyijie，

kutuihaijuanzhebian——zhanzaijinbihuihuangdejiudiandatingli，ganjuegengewurutianehudelaihamaside。

zhouweiquanshichuanzhelifudenannannvnv，shouliduanzhexiangbinbei，shuohuadoudaizheyiguzijiamojiashideqiangdiao。“yo，

zheibushizhaoyangma？”yigeyinyangguaiqideshengyinchuanlai。wohuitouyikan，shiwomenbandefuerdailiupangzi，