《zhonghuiliuling，womiyunyizhongxiaoguniang》zheibuchuanyuezhongshengleixingdexiaoshuohenxiyinren，shiyouzuozheaichicaidelibaitianxiede！zhujiaoweijiayifeixiaolixiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:“nibaniuqishenmea，haigenwobaizibenjianeiyitao，haikanbuqiwo，xiacihuiniangjianizijihuiquba，womeineimejianpizirangtaxunyidun！”……
jiayifeichuledamen，meikanjianbanggengdeshenying，doukuaichulehutongcaikanjianbanggenghexiaodangliangrenbozishangweizheyizhangchuantanghulu，huaihuabushidecoushangqiantianyixia，zhouweiyoujigehaiziweizhetamen，xianmudekanzhe，bushidetiantianzuichun。
“banggeng，xiaodang，chifanle！”
“zhidaoleershu，mashanghuijia！”
banggengdayingleyisheng，baoqihuaihuajiuwangjiapao，yizheji，doulidesanzhuangbianpaodiaoleyidi，dagaishijige，houmiandexiaohaifengyongerzhi，qishoubajiaodejiujianleqilai，jianwanzhihousayazijiupao，banggengbaozhehuaihuahaibugansashou，jidedahan：
“nimenjiwozhanzhu！haiwopaozhang！！”
neibianxiangqihuankuaidexiaosheng，shazicaihaitani，banggengqidezhiduojiao。
jiayifeikanzhehaoxiao，xiaozheanweidao：
“duodadianshiabanggeng，xiawuwojinimaiyiguabian，wanshangchifanzhiqianfang！”
“zhende？”banggengyitingyanjingdouliangle，tahaimeifangguoyiguani，doushimailingde。
“dangranle，zouba，huijia！”
jiayifeijieguohuaihua，jirenwangjiazouqu……
chijiaozideshihou，jiayifeituranxiangqizuotiandayingrenjiadeshi，yushishuodao：
“sz，nizhibuzhidaoxianzainanengmaidaoji、yushenmede，jirandayingleyidayeheshazhujintianqingchifan，zongdenongdianroucaia……”
秦淮如想了想说：
“zheigewohaizhenzhidao，tingtamenshuochongwenmenneiyoudaotengroude，buguojiageshifengui，womenzhiqianbangzimiandoudeshengzhechi，ziranbuganjutidating，neiwoxiawuquwenwen？”
“xing，xiawunijiuguoqukankan，buyongzaiyijiage，chuyizanmenyechidianhaode，qingkeyaoshikoukousousoudeyerangrenxiaohua！”
qinhuairudiandiantoutongyi，jiazhangshizhishiweixiaotingzhe，meiyouchahua，erzizenmeshuojiuzenmezuo，juebushuogebuzi。
chiwanfanzhihou，qinhuairuchuqujieshuishuawan，jiutingjianyizhenzhenqiaoluosheng，zhidaoshiyaokaiquanyuandahuile，ganjinjinwutongzhijiayifei。
cishizaiqianyuan，zhuoyibaihao，sanweiguanshidayezuozaidangzhong，jiajiahuhudouchulairen，youdiankezheguazi，youdetizhebandengzaidongzhangxiwang。
jiayifeidaizhejiazhangshiheqinhuairulaidaoqianyuan，shazhutiletiaobandengzaisichuzhangluo，kanjianjiayifeilaile，shazhureqingdezhaohuzhe：
“xiongdi，guolaizheibianzuo！”
jiayifeixiaozhediandiantou，zuodaoshazhupangbian，xiaoshengdeshuo：
“zhuge，wanshangbiewangleguolaichifan，yihuiworangqinhuairuqumaidianyingcai！”
“biejiaowozhugele，tingzheguaibieniude，zhijiejiaowoshazhujiuxing，renshiwodedouzheimejiao，qinjin！”
“行，傻柱！”
傻柱嘿嘿笑着说：
“yifeiniyetaikeqile，zanmensuibianchidianjiuxing，bietaipofeile！”
贾逸飞捂着嘴说：
“kesuizhubian，xiawuyaoshimaihuilaizhihounibangmangzuoyixia，woyechangchangnideshouyi！”
“meiwenti，gegejiurangnikankanshenmeshichuyi！”
heyushuishanshanlaichi，kanjianjiayifeihezijishagezaineiliaotian，yanjingyiliang，zouguokaoleshazhuyixia，chadianjishazhugongdishangqu。
shazhuhuitoumeihaoqideshuo：
“你干什么啊！”
“nishanghoumianzuozhequ，womeidaidengzi！”
“buqubuqu，nimeikanjianwogenwoxiongdizhengliaozhenima，niquyibianqu！”
heyushuiqideshiyinyajinyao，youzheiyangdege，zijinengjiachuqujiuguaile！
qinhuairuzaitamenshenhouyipai，kanzhehaoxiao，jiangheyushuilaleguolai，zaitashenbianzuoxia。
yizhonghaikanjianrenlaidechabuduole，tianhandidongde，yebierangdajiadengdetaijiu，qiaoleqiaochagangshuodao：
“dajiahuoanjingyixia，jintianshidanianchuyi，kainiantouyitian，womensanweiguanshidayejidajiabainianle，zhudajiapinganjiankang，gongzuoshunli，wanshidaji！”
“好！”
“一大爷说得好！”
xiamianbuduanchuanchulaiguzhangshenghefuhesheng，renshengdingfei。
erdayebenxiangzhanqilaiyeshuoliangju，beiyanfuguijishilazhu，haiyouzhengshimeishuoni，erdayezhihaoxingxingdezuoxiale。
易中海继续说道：
“zheidierjianshia，shigehaoxiaoxi，yuanlidelaorenyinggaidouzhidao，jiazhangshiyuanbenyoulianggeerzi，xiaoerzi37nianshengren，youyuteshuyuanyin，beisongdaoxiangxia，congcilewuyinxun，danshijiuzaiqianliangtian，jiazhangshidexiaoerzijiayifei，huilaile！dajiahuojidianzhangsheng，huanyingjiayifeishuoliangju！”
dajiahuoshifenjimianzi，yuanzijiuzheimeda，sheijiayoushenmeshizaojiudiyishijianjiuzhidaole，cishiyeshishifenjimianzidemailiguzhang。
jiayifeizhanqishen，xiaozhechaodajiahuihuishou，zhandaosanweidayeqianmian，shuodao：
“geweizhangbei，geweixiongdijiemei，dajiaguonianhao，jintianzheigeshishiwotichulaide，weidejiushigendajiahuohuxiangrenshiyixia，guoquduoxiedajiabangmangzhaogubangchenjiajia！”shuoba，chaozherenduishenshenjuleyigong。
“zaizheiliwojidajiabainianle，zhudajiazaixindeyinianli，shentijiankang，wanshiruyi，hejiaxingfu！tunianxingdayun，haoyunlianlian，xishibuduan。”
“yuansuoyourenshiyeshunli，shenghuomeiman，xingfuankang，zaizheixiqingderizili，xiwangdajianengpaokaifannao，xiangshoukuaile，fangsongxinqing，diaozhengzhuangtai，yingjieguojiajiwomenxindetiaozhan，fengxianchuzijideliliang！”
“zuihou，zaicizhudajiaxinniankuaile，tunianjixiang！yuanniderenshengrushiruhua，jingcaifencheng！”
jiayifeishuowan，dajiahuoxianlengleyixia，zheihuashuodetaiyoushuipingle，yanfuguizheigelaofuzidoubuyidingnengshuodezheimehao。
“hao！woxiongdishuodetaihaole！”shazhulvxianzhanqilai，papaguzhang，dajiahuozheicaifanyingguolai，gengenzheguzhang，guoniandeqifengengjianongyule。
yizhonghaimanyidediandiantou，jiayifeimeiyouzaizuohuiqu，ershizhanzaipangbian，shengdeyihuihaidemafan。
yizhonghaijianzhuangyebumoceng，jixushuodao：
“jiexialaishizuihouyijianshi，jiayifeizheihaiziyouxin，xinliduijiajiayoukuiqian，yeduidajiahuodangchujuankuanbiaoshiganxie，xianzaihaizihuilaile，jiajiayouyoudingliangzhule！tazhaodaolewo，zhangluozheyaobadajiahuojijiajiajuandekuanhaihuiqu！yifeizheihaizirenhao，zhidaodajiahuoxianzairizidouguodejin，yihuisandayezheibianyouzhangmu，niandaomingzideguolailingqian！”
“轰……”
yitingzheihua，shunjianqianyuanzhaleguo，touyicikanjianjiajiadehuitouqianle，bushizuomengba，zhiqianyitiqijuankuandajiabizhibuji，doushiyingzhetoupiniyimaowoliangmao，yejiujiweidayeheshangbandenianqingrennengduojuandian，rujindajiahuodoubutaiganxiangxin。
changmianyouxiehunluan，sansanliangliangderenjuzaiyiqitanlunzhezheijianshi，jiayifeidongdezhiduojiao，meibanfa，haishiyongliguzhangshuodao：
“yidayeshuodemeicuo，zhengshiyouyudajiadekangkaijienanghewusibangzhu，jiajiacaihuiduguoyigeyouyigenanguan，sandayeneibiandejiluwodoukanle，feichangganxiedajia，wodebenshibuda，danshibujidajiatianmafanhaishinengzuodaode，xianzainiandaomingzideluxushangqianlailingqian！”
suizheyourenluxudenadaoqian，linjumenzhongyushixiangxinlejiayifeidehua，juranzhendehaiqianle！
“jiajiadehaorizilaile！”
“shia，jiajiazhenzhengyoudingliangzhule，buhuixiangzhiqianyiyangle！”
“wokeshitingshuojiayifeikeshilingdao，jiajiaxianzaiyeshishuangzhigongle。”
“yebuzhidaozheixiaohuoziyoumeiyoujiehun，wolaojiakeshiyoubushaohaoguniangni！”
“nikeshengshengba，jiuzheitiaojian，chenglideguniangsuibiantiao，nanengkanshangxiangxiadeyatou……”
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