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wozixidexianglexiang，neitianyaoguoshengri，wohaiyuetongxuewanshangdaojialiwan，zhongwuhuijiadelushangyourenchaowodazhaohu，shigesanshiduosuipanghuhudenvren，woburenshita，zhengwentashishei，malushangturanfashengleyiqichehuo，liangliangchezhuangzaiyiqi，shengyinhenda，woheleyitiao，yuanyuandekanleyan，huijiajiubuduijingle。
“gennidazhaohudenvrenzhangshenmeyang？”
sanguyilianyansu，bamayejinzhangxixi，“xuxu，tagennishuoshale？”
“tajiuxiaomimidejiaowomingzi，hailouwojianbang，henqinni，wogangwentashishei，lushangjiufashengchehuole……”
wozhongguizhongjudehui，babaweicuzhemei，“xufuxuankaizheixienianle，shikeduo，xuxuhaiyinyishuticaodejiangshouguoshidianshitaidecaifang，lushangyourenrenchuta，busuanxiqi。”
sangusicunleyizhen，“liangliangchezhuangsirenle？”
“不知道。”
woyaotou，“womeiqugenqiankan。”
车祸么！
挺避讳的。
“没撞死人。”
babajiechaer，“wodaixuxulaijingzhongzheitian，luguoneipianer，jiuhuchesijihainianlejiju，shuozhongwufashenglechehuo，youliangliangchezhuangle，duleyizhen，qiangangdoufeile，wodangshidianjixuxuyemeiduowen，kendingmeichurenming，yaobuzaochuankaile。”
sanguqixichenzhe，zhuanerkanxiangbaba，“haizikenengshiyinying，liangnianqiantabujiuchadianbeichezhuangdaohunshuihaojitianme，zheihuikendingshibeichehuodezhuangjishenghedehunpobuwenle，baihuajiangdiaohunle，shiyunyidirenjiurongyishengbing，yiyuanluanbaqizaodedongxiduo，sheishiyundineibangdongxiqifushei，zhenghaozanjiahaizidiaolehun，jiurangtamenzuanlekongzi，wojishoushoujing，jiaojiaohunjiuhao，meidashi。”
“三姐，那个……”
mamaqingleqingsanger，“huangdaoshidianhuaxuxudeshierninzhidao，tashanghuibeichedierheyemeidiaohuner，zheihuitayoumeicouqianer，zenmejiu……”
“xiuyuya，shierqiandeshiernizongguazuibian，jiuchanalabachuquxuanchuanle，nikezhenbunengdelaonianchidai，neihuangdaoshishishuozanhaiziminghao，zenmeminghaojiubuhuikekebanbandela！”
sangukaiqijiguanqiangmoshi，“jiushihuangshangmingba，yenanbaobuhuishengbingyuzai，zheijiaoduhua，nidongbu！”
“nikanni，xiuyujiushiwenwen！”
babayijianmamadixiatoujiubuleyile，“haohaoshuohuaxingbuxing，biezonggenchiqiangyaoside！”
“wohaoshuonimenhaotingma？”
sanguhenglehengyan，“bengshuoxuxule，jiuwotuixiuqianneijituanlaozong，chenjibaigeyide，renjiayoufubu，nenggentajiehunderenshibudegengyoufu，neitahouqudexiaolaopo，tingshuodoudeleyiyuzheng，gesanchawunaozisha，dajiadahudouyouzheishi，nimencaiqijiajinianya，xuxugangshiersui，luzhangzheni，zuojiazhangdeyaoyouchengshounengli，biehaizimeizenmezheni，nimenxianzheigeneigeshangle，zheishierbuyongdanxin，santianneiwojiujijiejue！”
“谢谢三姐。”
mamayoulexiaomoyang，tazhidaosangushapiqi，yibandoubutaiquliaoche，“huangdaoshiyeshuoxuxushigexiaojienan，nengsantianneijiejuewojiufangxinla。”
“你可消停的吧。”
sanguwuyudekanzhemama，“neidaoshijiniheshamihuntangle，nisanjuhuabulitade。”
mamabuhaoyisidexiaoxiao，“sanjie，tashuodezhunme，dangniantashuowanzheixiehua，puzilichizaodiandekerendoujuedeshenqi，houlaizanjiakaifandian，haoxiekerendoushizuichuzaizanjiachizaodiande，zhenyankanzhewomenqijia，huitouhaiyourentiqihuangdaoshi，shuotaniuni！”
“niuyoushayong，nixianzaibushizhaobudaozheirenle？”
sanguduidemamameisheng，suijibaolebaowo，“xuxu，meishi，yousanguzaini，guanjianshikehaidekaozanzijijiaren，sangubaohuni。”
wokaozaitahuaili，haowendekongqizhongyoujiazalesangushenshangdetanxiangwei。
一点都不冲突。
更好闻了。
wozhidao，sangurentebiehao，meiyidianerhuaixin。
xiaoshihoumamayinweilaobeicuorenchengwolao，tayoudianzibei，dengwoshangxuele，mamadoubuhaoyisizaixuexiaolumian。
sanguzhidaolezheishier，jiulaiwenwo，“xuxu，nixianqinimama？”
woneishibutaidongshajiaoxianqi，zhishuomamatailaole，tongxuekandaohuibuhao。
“怎么个不好法？”
woyaoyaotou，jiangbuchuyiersan。
sangumeimawo，suiranwoyechutafabiao，dantaconglaimeiyouduiwohengmeishuyanguo。
“xuxua，nvrenshenghaizijiushichuangguimenguan，chuangyihuilaoshisui，nimachuanglesanhui，laolesanshisui，daonizheiqishinimameibiyaochuangde，dannimalianxini，youboleyiba，nimalao，shiyinweiweida，shengyige，yibeideweida，shengsange，jiushisanbeideweida，nijianglaikeyimeichuxi，danbunengwanglenimaweinichuangguimenguandeenqing！”
womengmengdongdongde，kanzhesangudelian，tabibamadenianjidouda，kanzhedequehennianqing，“sangu，niweishabuweidani？”
“我遭那罪！”
sanguqiangleyisheng，“zheifangmianwodequeshiweibuguohanxiuyu，tajueduishiwolaoliangjiadedagongchen！xuxu，nimayougongya！”
congneiyihou，wojiuchezhemamadeshouqushangxue，yeteyiyaoqiumamalaijiewole。
“liangxuxu，tashininainaihaishilaolao？”
“这是我妈妈！”
wotebiezihaodehetongxuemenjieshao，“womamalaoshiyinweitayonglesanbeideweidashengxiawo，binimendemamadouyaoniude！”
妈妈当即红了眼。
“xuxua，sheijiaonidezheixie？”
“sangugaosuwode，laoliangjiashunigonglaozuida！”
mamashouchongruojing，huijiaganmangjisangudadianhua，yidongrongyoukule。
sangujiuzaidianhualicita，“hanxiuyu，kuinihaishilaobanniang，zheidianchuxiba，duodarenlehaijimaoniao，bushiwoshuoni，youqianleduoqumeimeirong，buweihaiziyeweiniziji，neilianshangdezhezidoukuainengjiasicangyingle，shengqianshengqian，huitouliangdayoulailedierchunwokanniqunaku！”
xiaokedingdemamaqingxuyixiajiumeile。
shuxiderendoushuo，lianghongyushihaoren，zuibabuxing，taidu。
biekansanguzuishangxianqiwomasuishudalebuaidaochi，beidiliqueshibushiqiaodawoba，rangtayidingyaozhuyigerenzuofengwenti，yidanyuelegui，talianghongyudiyigexiediaobabadetui。
babayixiaoerguo，huijiahaidangxiaohuajimamajiang，mamagantansanguzhenhao，keniyaotajisanguzhidianganxie，tazuobudao，boguoqujiushiyitangjiaoyudakea。
shuobaile，sangujueduishigeganshiren。
renjiayebufuzhongwang，gancuilisuodeduanlewode‘bingzheng’。
tarangbabaqumaisanjinxiaomi，lingwaizhunbeiyigewan，yikuaihongbu，yizhanggaiguoyouchuodeyoupiao。
babadelingjiuchumenmaidongxile。
“sangu，heilianguihenlihaide。”
wodanxinsanguzhunbeidetaijiandan，“woyudaodeneigepoposhuo，yaozhaoshashouyantongtiandegaoren……”
“fozuhaibugoushouyantongtian？”
sangumeitouyitiao，“shijiamonifochushengdeshihou，keshizhijiexiangdongnanxibeifanggezouleqibu，shuolejutianshangdixia，weiwoduzun，nishuotanengbunengduifudelezangdongxi？！”
wojuedezheihuanabudui，tayoubushishijiamoni。
kebunengfanbo，patajiwoshangke。
“xuxu，nisangushuoxingjiushixing。”
mamashuodao，“nisangushenshangdefolibushixude，tayouzhenbenshi！”
“这话对。”
sanguduimamadetaiduhenmanyi，naguozijidebao，conglimiannachuyibenduanmianxiaoshudijiwo。
“xuxu，zheishimohebanruoboluomiduoxinjing，yihuierwojininianyibian，burenshideziwojinixieshangpinyin，nizheiliangtianbeixialai，duishentihaode，nengyingji。”
wofankaikanlekan，shubandezi，tingduodoubutairenshi。
“sanjie，nirangxuxubeijingwen？”
mamatanguotou，“zheizabeiya，wokanzhedouyun。”
“xinjingcailiangbailiushigezi。”
sanguzeleyisheng，“wuxinggaode，dugeshijibianjiujixialaile，xiaohaizibeidongxigengkuai，zaizhe，beisongxinjingdehaochutebieduo，haibuyongdanxinpangde，zanxianbushuoxinjingjiaohuidewukongxing，kaizhihui，fangzhizhe，tahaiyouxiaoyezhang，dezizai，zengfubaodenianli，duodudu，jiusuanbufangzangdongxi，duishuimiana，xinggeyeyouyichude。”
“性格？”
mamamiaolesanguyiyan，qingqingsangerbuganjiaozhener，“xuxu，jinliangbeixialai。”
cong‘guanzizaipusa’kaishi，yizhidaozuihoude‘putisapohe’。
woniandekekebaba，sanguhenrenzhendebangwobiaozhupinyin，jiaozhengwofayin。
zhidaowoniantongshunle，tabianrangwomoji，“xuxu，yidingyaojidezuihouneijuzhouyue，zheigeshifoli，ruguoniyudaoleweixian，nijiunianzhou，tongshigaohanlianghongyuzhuwo！duohanjisheng，wojieshoudaonidenianli，ganzhiniyoumonan，huilikebangnizhunian，foguangpuzhao，quganyiqiexiechong。”
wonglesheng，pengzhexinjingxiangnadaolewulinmiji。
sangujianwotinghuashifenmanyi，tacongbaolinachuyichuanzhuzi，biyanpantuizuozaiwobingchuangbiandeshafashang。
bingfanglijingqiaoqiaode，mamabugandarao，naixindedaizaiyipang。
buzhidaoshibushiqiweideguanxi，wojingshenhenhao。
很快就背下来了。
sangudingzhuwoyaobeishu，yibeibushizhixu。
daibababadoudongxidoumaihuilai，sangubianxixijiaodaileyitongshoujingbuzhou。
ruyehou，tajiangxiaomidaoruwanli，ranhouyonghongbuzhaozhu，zhuangmanxiaomidewanzaihongbuzhongdaoguolai，xianrangwoyangzhetang，yourangwopazhe，tayonghongbuwanzaiwoxiongkouhoubeichubutingdizhuan，zuilinianzhe，“qianzhaozhao，houzhaozhao，suoyouhunpodoujiaodao，liangxuxu，huilaiba，liangxuxuhuilaiba……”
babatingtanianwanjiuzhanzaibingfangdemenlicepeiheyingsheng，“liangxuxuhuilaila，liangxuxuhuilaila！”
qianhouyigongyingleqishengsangucaijiaoting。
wofanlaifuqudepeihe，shentibingwuyichang，miaodaobamadaoshimanlianjinzhang。
sanguhebabapeihewanjiujiekaihongbu。
wanlimandangdangdexiaomijuranshaoleyiban！
“sanjie，zashaozheimeduo？！”
bieshuobabale，wodoulengzhule！
yaoshishaogequekouhaihaojieshi。
半碗小米，哪去了？
sanguliansechenlechen，“waimianlaidedongxi，meishi，zanmenjixu。”
xumanxiaomi，baozaihongbuli，wandaokouguolai，rangwozhongfupeihe，dengsanguniantaowan，babadaqiangzaihanliangxuxuhuilaile，ranhousangudakaihongbu，zheihuizhishaolesanfenzhiyi。
sangumingxiansonglekouqi，buchongmanxiaomi，chixuzaiwoshenshangzhuanquanniantao。
jibudesanguzhuanlejihui，sanjinxiaomidouyongmeile。
zuihoujiekaihongbu，xiaomizaiwankouchengpingdele。
sangubianzaiwochuangdixiashaoleneizhanggailechuodeyoupiao，“chibaolejiuzouba，chibaolejiuzouba……”
wopeihedaolebanye，yanpiyijingkaishidajiale，simengfeimengjian，ganjuebingfangwaidezoulangdunzhehaoxieheisederenying，meigerenyingdouduanzheyigewan，limianshihuangchengchengdemifan，zhengchiderehuochaotian。
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