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zhimingwangwenxieshou“zhumingkeshuijia”delianzaixinzuo《zongjianbupiwojia，jingdouyuanzhangzhijiekongjiang》，shijinqifeichangshouhuanyingdeyibuxiandaiyanqingwen， linmanmanshenyuliangweizhujiaozhijiandehudongfeichangyouai，tixiaojiefeidejuqingzhuyaojiangshule：qingwenshinayijian？”caijielianshangfuxianyimoyinhen，tamengdipuguolaiqiangzoushouji，chongzhetingtongjianjiao：“womenzheierbugaotuixiao，gun！”shuowan，tazhijieguaduan，ba……

精彩章节

zushangjingtongfeiyi“kesi”gongyi，woshizheiyidaideweiyichuanren。

woxiude《qianlijiangshantu》beijingdoubowuyuanyongjiushouzang，jintianyuanzhangyaoqinzijiwobanfa“guojiang”rongyuzhengshu。

gongzuoshidezongjianbawojiaodaojiaoluo，yuqikebo。“jintiantouzifangzhangzongyaolaishicha，suoyourendoudedaqijingshen，

yeyunibiezaizheihushuobadaole，shenmejingdou？jiunizheixiangxialaidetubaoziyepei？”“youbenshi，

nirangjingdoudeyuanzhanglaijinifazhengshua！”wodeshimei，wanghongxiuniangyeyanzhezuixiao。“yuyu，

wozhidaonixianmuwonengdedaozhangzongdeqinglai，danchuiniuyedeyougexianduya。nijiushixiangyinqizhangzongzhuyi，

haomaishenwangshangpa！”tamenchenwobubei，bawosuojinlecunfangfeipindecangku。

wodatonglejingdoubowuyuandedianhua：“wangyuanzhang，wokenengdaobulele，wobeisuoqilaile。

”dianhuaneitouchuanlaiyigedaizhenuyideshengyin：“wodaizheguojiawenhuabubuzhang，zuofeijimashangdao！

”1.gualedianhua，cangkulichenfudemeiweihunzhehuichen，qiangdesangzifajin。

waimianchuanlailinmanmanguzuokuazhangdejifeng：“wokantaneidianxiangxiarendeqiongsuanguqi，lianzhangzongdepixiedoubupeitian，

haiganwangxiang‘guojiang’depaibian？”wobeidizheshifubinglengdelingwei，tingzhemenwaineijiaorouzaozuodeqiangdiao，

weiliyizhenfanjiao。jiushizheishanmen，shifulinzhongqianhaifuzhemenkuangshuo，zheishizanmenxiufangdelianmian，deganjing。

yiguqixuezhichongtouding。wohoutuijibu，maozulejing，yongjianbanghenhenzhuangxiangneibalaotongsuo。“kuanglang——！

”xiumusuilie，tongsuoluodi，zhengshanmenbanxianglitaxian。wodaizhemanshendemuxieyuhuichen，

congyipianlangjiezhongzoulechulai，jianjiagutengdexiangyaoliekai。xiufangneishunjiansiji。suoyouren，

baokuozhengduijingzishangdelinmanman，doujingedikanzhewo。zongjiancaijiemiaoleyibandemeibi“pa”dizheduan，

wenshenghuitou，meimaotiaodelaogao。tacaizhegaogenxie，xiegenzaojidiban，fachujizaode“dada”sheng。“shenyu，

nifengle？ganzashifudemen，nishixiangrangtalaorenjiazaijiuquanzhixiadoubudeanningma！”worouzhefamadejianbang，

houlongganse：“shinimensuowo。”“suoni？”caijieyangzhexiabazoudaowogenqian，zhijianshangdekoudanhongdecimu。

“suonishijiaoniguiju！bashifudemenzhuanglan，jiushibashifudelianpisixialairengzaidishangcai！peiyiwankuai，

xianzai，like！”“yishanlanmumen，pingshenmeyaoyiwan？”“pingshenme？”caijiezhizheneishanwaixiedemen，

zuijiaopiechugelengxiao。“jiupingtadangzheshifudelingwei！jintiannibunachuzheiyiwan，wojiurangniguizaishifulingqian，

jinixiangxiadediemashaozhibaosang！”linmanmanduanzhegangqihaodechaniaoniaozoulai，manlianguanqie：“aiya，yuyujie，

nizenmezheimechongdong……”huayinweiluo，tashouwanyixie，neibeiguntangdefeishui，

jinshujiaozailewowozhendeyoushoushang！“zila——”piroubeitangshudeshengyinqingxikewen，

jutongrudianliubancongshoubeizhizuanxinzang！woyanzhengzhengkanzhe，zijideshouxunsufanqihairendehongyin，

jigeshuipaoyirouyankejiandesuduguzhangqilai。“qiaowozheishou，zenmejiuduanbuwenni？

”linmanmanyongsipayanzhezui，yanlidedeyihaobuyanshi。“yuyujie，

nizheishoukeshiyaoqujingdouling‘guojiang’jiangdejinshou，keqianwanbietangfeileya。buran，zhangzonghaizenmeqiaodeshangni？

”tadehuayinyoutianyouruan，quezizidouzazaiwozheishuangshoushang。jiuzaizheishi，

menkouguangxianbeiyidaotingbadeshenyingjieduan。yigushuxidesongmuzaojiaoxiangchuanlai，shiwotuorencongxiangxiashaolai，

teyisongjitade。xuchen，gongzuoshidedashixiong。woxiongkouneigubeidusidezhuoqi，zaitachuxiandezheiyike，

youlesongdongdejixiang。talaile。tayixiangzuizhongshimenqingyi，zuijianggongdao，tahuiweiwoshuohuade。

2.caijieqiaojianxuchen，lianshangneigukebojingershouleshou，jichugexiaolai：“achenlaile？pingpingli，

nizheixiaoshimeishibushifanletianle？”xuchendemuguangluozaiwoshenshang，lveguowojiantouyifudepodong，

caizhuanxiangcaijie。wopingzhuhuxi，dengzheta，gushuxidesongmuzaojiaoxiang，rangwoxinantazoudaoneiduisuimuqian，

dunxiashen，jianqiyikuaidaizhetongxiudesuopian，zaizhijianmosuo。xiayimiao。tayangshouyierguang，henhenchouzaiwolianshang！

“pa”deyisheng，bisuimushenggengcui！“shenyu，”takanzheneishanmen，“shifudelian，jiushirangnizheimediude？

”wolianjiafama，erduoliwengwengzuoxiang。“shifushuonizuiyoutianfu，danyezuichenbuzhuqi。zhufuwokanhaoni，

bierangnizheishenshouyibeixingzijihuile。”tadeshixiancongwolianshanghuaguoqu，meiyoutingliu。“caijierangnilengjing，

shiweinihao，shizaitishifuguanjiaoni。nizaleshifuzuixihuandemenlian，nirangwozenmegentajiaodai？

”linmanmanzaipangbiandaqiang，shengyinbugao，quezizizharen：“jiushi，haishixushixiongmingshili。

zongbunengzhangzheshifupianteng，jiumeileguiju。”“women……”wowuzhelian，xiangwenta，

shangzhoushisheigenwoyiqizhenglishifudeyiwu，shuoyaotishifushouhaozheilideyiqie？huagundaozuibian，

youbeiwoshengshengyanlehuiqu。shifuzouhou，caijiezhangquan，bagongzuoshinongdewuyanzhangqi，

tabuzhiyicigenwobaoyuanguo。kexianzai，tazhandaolecaijieneibian。caijiexianranduitadetaiduhenmanyi，

wanghouyikao：“tingjianmei？yiwankuai，huozhezouren。”“womeiqian。”woyaozheya，youshuoleyibian。“meiqian？

”xuchendeyuqizhonglexie，“shifujiaonide‘ping、guang、qi、yun、shun’，wokannishiyigezidoumeijizhu！

”“xinbuping，qibushun。nizheishuangshou，doudelianchuanzhendoufeijing，haipeipengkesi？

biezaojianleshifuliuxiadehaodongxi！”zhouweixiangqiqieqiesiyu。“xushixiongshuodedui，

shenyushiyoudianshicaiaowule。”“shia，zhangzheshouyihao，jiububazongjianfangyanli。”wozhengzhengdikanzheta。

jiushizheizhanglian，shifuzoushi，haiduizhewodiaoyanlei，shuo“xiaoyu，yihoushixionghuzheni”。

“xuchen……”woshengyinfaya，“nimingmingzhidao……”“meidameixiao！jiaoshixiong。”tadaduanwo，

“fanlecuo，jiuderen。”caijiexiaole，paipaitadejian：“haishiachendongshi。”tayoukanxiangzhongren，“xingle，

dousanle，zhunbeiyixia，zhangzongkuaidaole。shenyu，qubaneiduicancipinqingle，fakuanconggongzilikou！。

”zhongrenxixuedisankai。linmanmanjingguowoshenbian，najiantouguyizhuanglewoyixia：“niyiweinishishei？

meileshifuhuzhe，nishenmedoubushi。”womeilita，zhikanzhexuchendebeiying。tazhengditouhecaijieshuozheshenme，

celiandelunkuozaidengguangxia，xiandegewaimosheng。zhidaotazhuanshenyaoquzhunbei，wozhongyurenbuzhuhanzhuta：“xuchen，

womenwanshang……”tajiaobudunzhu，meihuitou，congkoudailitaochuwoweitaxiudehushenfu，rengzaidishang。

tataiqijiaojian，zaineimeihushenfushangmanmandinianzhe。“zheidongxi，liantongnizheigeren，douzhihuijiwotianhuiqi。

gunyuandian。”sixianbengduandeshengyin，xiweiquecier。gongzuoshiliderenxiangshanglefatiaodemuou，

kaishiweizhangzongdedaolaimangliu。wobeicaijieyijiaotidaokufangmenkou，rangwoquguilongneiduifameidefeiliao。

yiduishilehundesichoumianbu，zaiwojiaobianduichengyizuoxiaofen。lingyitou，linmanmandegongweibuzhiderutongzhantai。

neifufangzuo《ruihetu》guazaizuiqiangyandedifang，bianshanghaigongzhexianhuayuxiangxun。

tahuanleshendingzhidexinzhongshiqunzi，niezhezhenxiananzuoyuxiujiaqian，zitaixianya。zhulideshoujijingtoujiumeitingguo，

zhunbeisuishibatazheifu“qinmian”deyangzifadaowangshang，pianyiboliuliang。3.buduoshi，

zhangzongzaiyiqunrendecuyongxiatalejinlai。tawushilaisui，dunangunyuan，jiazhefujinsiyanjing，

shixianzaiwulizhuanleyiquan，zuihousuodinglelinmanman。“zheiwei，jiushiwangshangshuode‘guofengxiuniang’lin**ba？

”zhangzonghehexiaozhezouguoqu，“zeze，zhenrenbizhaopianshuiling。”caijielianshanglikeduimanlexiao，

yingshangqianqu：“zhangzonghaoyanguang！manmankeshiwomenzheierdetaizhuzi，tazheifuzuopin，gujinjiehe，

zhengzhunbeisongqucanzhanni！”linmanmanqishen，lianshangshengqiliangtuohongyun：“zhangzongguojiangle，

wojiushixihuanzheixielaodongxi，xiangzhechuanchengxiaqu。”yiqunrenlikeweizheneifuhua，kuazanshengciqibifu。

“zheizhenfa，hunrantianchengya！”“zheipeiseyeshi，henyouchuangxinxiangfa！”xuchenyaowanchenglejiushidu，

shuangshoufengshangyizhancha：“zhangzong，womengongzuoshidizihoushi，tebieshimanman，wuxinggao，youlingqi。

”wodunzaijiaoluo，jiangyifuxiuhuadiehao，xinkoumendehuang。zhangzongzaineibianbeichuipengdepiaopiaoran，youcaijielingzhe，

kaishizaiwulixunshi。taqiaojiandunzaijiaoluodewo，hejiaobianneiduifeiliao，meitouningleqilai。“neishishenme？

”caijieyanpiyitiao，ganjinjieshi：“e，zhangzong，womenzheieryigedazade，naozibuhaoshi，shouyeben，

zhinengrangtachulidianlaji。”zhangzongxianediyanzhekoubi：“xingle，rangzheiqingjiegongkuaixieshoushi，

biechuzaizheierwurankongqi，yingxiangwotanshengyidefengshui！jiuzaizheishi，doulideshoujiwengwengzhendongqilai。

wobeiguoshenqiaoqiaotaochu，shiwangyuanzhangmishudelaidian。jietonghou，

tingtonglichuanlaiyigeliluodenvsheng：“shenyulaoshi，woshiwangyuanzhangdemishuxiaozhou，

womenyijingdidaningongzuoshisuozaidedalou，qingtigongjutimenpaihao，womenjikeshanglai。

”wodexintiaoshunjianshikong，yazhesangzibaoshangdizhishi，hanyijingbashouxinshitou。

wokanzhebuyuanchutanxiaofengshengdezhangzonghelinmanman，yagenyiyao，congdishangpaqi，jingzhizouleguoqu。“zhangzong，

”wodeshengyinyouxiefajin，“nengjieyibushuohuama？”caijiemashanghengzaishenqian，

yibajiangwotuikai：“shenyunifengle！meikanzhangzongzhengmangzhema？xiangsibiejianwomenyishenxue！”“jiuyiju。

”wodingzhezhangzongdeyanjing，“denghuierjingdouyoulingdaolaijiwosongzhengshu，wonengbuneng……xianquhuanshenyishang？

”zhangzongxianshiyizheng，suijifengkuangdejixiaoqilai：“jinisongzhengshu？xiaoguniang，

nishibushizailajiduilidaijiule，naoziyegenzhefameile？”“shizhende，

jingdoubowuyuandewangyuanzhang……”“goule！”caijielishenghezhi，tuomoxingzidoupendaolewolianshang。

“wokannishideleshixinfeng！nishibushijuedewomendougenniyiyang，meijianguoshimian！”linmanmanaiguolai，

xianedinianqiwodegongfuyiling。“yuyu，bienaole，zhangzongdeshijianjingui，nizheitiaojianmingdoupeibuqi。

xiangwangshangpa，yedekankanzijipeibupeia。”“zhangzong，”wojideyanquanfare，“tamenzhendejiukuaidaole，

wozheishen……huijigongzuoshidiulian……”“diulian？”zhangzongxiaolianyileng，bunaifandibaibaishou。“nizhanzaizhei，

jiuyijingshidiulianle！haibukuaigunyuandian，bierangwokandaoni！”wohaixiangfenbian，

xuchenduanzheyipandianxincongwoshencejiguo，jiantouchenchendizhuanglewoyixia。tashoulidetuopanyihuang，

niannidetangjiangjingzhundilinzaiwotanghongdeshoubeishang。“si——a！”wochitongdeyishengcanjiao！takandouweikanwo，

zhibagongjingdexiaoyichengjizhangzong：“zhangzong，ninchangchangzheige，caijieteyirangrenconglaozihaomailaide。

”wokanzhetaweigongdebeiji，neigushuxidesongmuzaojiaoxiang，cikewenqilai，querangwodebiqiangyizhensuanse。

tazhuanguotou，shixianzhongyuluozaiwoshoubeishang。tanuheyisheng：“shoubuxiangyaole？bajizhangzongdedianxinnongzangle，

haibukuaitianganjing！”4.“haiyan？”caijielengxiaozhechaowocuileyikou，“zhendangzijishipancaile？

”“shenyu，ganjinbadishangtianganjing，jizhangzongketoupeizui！”zhouweixiangqihaobuyanshidechaoxiao。

linmanmanyanzhezui，xiaodeshuangjianluanzhan：“caijie，ninjiubiebitale，wokantashimozhengle，

fenbuqingxilixiwaile。”“womeishuohuang！”wojuqishouji，neichuantonghuajilushiwoweiyidedaocao。

“wangyuanzhangdemishugangdadianhua，tamenzhendezailushangle！”“xingleshenyu。”caijieshoulexiao，lianlengxialai。

“pingshixiugehuayangzidoucuoloubaichu，bianqigushilaidaoshiyitaotaode。”“niyaozhennengbajingdouyuanzhangqinglai，

wocaiqindemingzidaozhexie！”youshiyizhenhongxiao。zhangzongmeitouningchenggegeda，

mengdibachabeiwangzhuoshangyishuai：“woshilaitanshengyide，bushilaikanniyanhouxide！buxiangtianjiugun！

”jiuzaizheishi，doulideshoujiyouzhendongqilai。“nikan！”woyangqishouji，zhanshipingmushangdebeizhu，

“shizhoumishu！tamendaole！”wojideanxiajieting，zhijiekailemianti，“zhoumishu”“shenlaoshi，

”tingtongli，zhoumishudeshengyinchenwenganlian。“wohewangyuanzhangdaoleninzheiceng，danmenkoumeiyoupaizi，

qingwenshinayijian？”caijielianshangfuxianyimoyinhen，tamengdipuguolaiqiangzoushouji，

chongzhetingtongjianjiao：“womenzheierbugaotuixiao，gun！”shuowan，tazhijieguaduan，bashoujimengmengchaodishangyishuai。

“pa！”shoujisifenwulie，dianchidoufeilechulai。wozhenggerendoujiangzhule，naoziliwengwengzuoxiang。

tazenmegan……neikeshiwodeshouji！caijieyilianlisuodangran，tapailepaiwodelian，“jiranyaoyan，

jiudeyan**。nikan，wobangnibaxizuozule。”“nitaiguofenle！”wozhongyuhanlechulai。“guofen？

”zhangzongzhongzhongyipaizhuozi，chashuijianchu，“wokanshiniguofen！caizongjian，zheizhonghuazhongquchongdeyuangong，

liuzheyeshigehuohai，rangtalikegun！”“shishishi，zhangzongninxiaoqi。”caijielianmangdiantouhayao，huitouchongwo，

“nazheqianganjingun，bieshuowocaiqinkuidaini！”tacongbaolichouchuyidieqian，qingmiedishuailejizhangzaiwojiaobian。

neijizhanghongpiaoziluozaimengchendedibanshang，xiangjikoushaohongdeluotie，tangdewoyankuangfasuan。

neishiwoaoleduoshaogeye，yizhenyixianhuanlaidegongqian，cikequechengledafajiaohuazideshishe。wofushenqujian，

linmanmanquexianyibuzouleguolai，tajiaoshangneishuanggaogenxie，bupianbuyi，zhenghaocaizaiwodeshoubeishang。“aiya，

yuyujie，duibuqi，banizheishuangyaoxiu‘guobao’deshounongzangle。”taguzuojinghuangdiwuzhuzui。