doushishenghuoticaixiaoshuo《zuijianvxu》shi“peinidaoshu”dadadeyuanchuangjiazuo,gaishuyilinyujiangyanweizhujiao,zhuyaojiangshudeneirongyou:zenmekeneng,zheigeyiwushichudefeiwuzenmekenenghuirangzijichanshengzheizhongganjue?“hao,neinijiujiwozhi,zhibuhaolaozibanimenquannongsi……
“真的假的?!”
“这不可能吧!”
“tangjiaoshoudeyanlizenmekenenghuikancuo!”
“yaoshizhenji,neijiushiqijia!”
weiguandeyizhongguwanaihaozhedunshiqunqingdingfei,fenfencoujinlaiguanshangzheifuwujiazhibao。
linyuyemeizuzhizhongren,xuanlegenengsuishihuhaozitiedeweizhi,kuaguoquyizhan。
zhijianjiacengzhongdeneifuzitiesuiranzhizhangcucaofanhuang,danbaocunwanhao,zijiqiumeijianxiuerweiwanhanxu,zhengtipingheziran,zheshidandeqi“piaoruofuyun,jiaoruojinglong”zheibagedazi。
jiangjingrenmengdizhengdaleyanjing,yixiacouleguoqu,houlonglifachushayadeshengyin,“wo……wobushizaizuomengba!”
jiulianbudongshuhuadejiangyanyebuyoudebeizitieshangpiaoyidezisuoxiyin,jujinghuishendekanleqilai。
“suisiwuhan,suisiwuhana!”
tangzongyunyishireleiyingkuang,neizhongfazifeifudejidongyuxingfenzhiqinglingrendongrong。
kongpazheishishangrenheyigezihuaaihaozhezheibeizizuidademengxiang,doushinengxiangzheiyangqinyanmuduyixiawangxizhidezhenjiba。
suiranshifouweizhenjihaiyoudaikaojiu,danzongranshifangpin,yeyirandadaoleyijialuanzhendedibu。
wangxizhidezhenjizaoyijueshi,tangruozuihouyanzhengzheizhenshiwangxizhidezhenji,neibijiangshiyicijingtiandidongguishendezhongdafaxian,zaichangde,yedoujiangshilishidejianzhengzhe。
linyushuorangtamenkaikaiyan,zheihezhishikaikaiyan!
zhenggeguwandianliqunqingjiang,danweiduyirenmiansetieqing,liansenankandefangfotunleyidakoucangying,zhengshigangcaigenlinyudadudedianlaoban。
cishitaxiangsidexindouyoule,xiangbijiaozheifuxishizhibao,neiwushiwandeduzhuyagenbuzhiyiti,yaozhidao,qianjinianwangxizhideyibentangmobendoupaichuleshuyidetianjia,zheifutangruoshizhenji,neijiazhijianzhibuganxiangxiang。
tadeyanjingyijingyinweifennuhejidubiandechihong,kanxianglinyudeyanshenzhongmanshihenyi,ruguobushizheigexiaozi,neizheifuzihaishitade。
xianzaiyouzheimeduorenzuozheng,taxiangfanhuiyemeiyongle。
“dianlaoban,xianzaishishiyiding,neiwushiwanshifoukeyituijiwomenle?”linyuxiaomimidekanzhedianlaobanwendao。
dianlaobanyishunjianmianhongerchi,shuobuchuhualai,linyuzheishiyaobatawangsilushangbia,tuileneiwushiwan,jiuxiangdangyutagongshoubazheitianjiazhibaosongjilelinyu。
“suanlejiarong,womenjiubuyaodeliburaorenle,zheiwushiwanjiudangsongjidianlaobandehongbaoba。”
huiguoshenlaidejiangjingrenmangbudiedao,wushiwanmaidaozheimezhenguidebaobei,zijizhuanfanle,paohailaibujini,nahaigudeshangyaoqian。
tayibianshuohuayibianxiaoxindebazishouleqilai,xiaoxinyiyidechuaizaihuaili,zhaohuzhelinyuhejiangyanzou。
“laoge,woyougebuqingzhiqing。”tangzongyunjimangjiaozhuleta。
“qingjiang。”jiangjingrenxiayishijinlejinhuaizhongdezitie。
“zheifuzishizaishishanghanyou,youshengzhiniannenggoudejian,shiwomodadefufen,buzhidaolaogenengfoushanglian,rangwohejigeguwanjiehaoyouyiqiquguanshangguanshang。”
tangzongyunshenziweigong,yanqingkenqie。
“dangrankeyi,dangrankeyi。”yitingtangzongyunzhudongyaoquzijijiazuoke,jiangjingrengaoxinghailaibujini,buzhudiantou。
“neiduoxielaogele,woyihuierjiudaijigepengyouqubaifanglaoge。”tangzongyunmanlianganji。
likaiguwandiandeshihouzhongrenjiedoulianlianbushe,fenfenwenjiangjingrenyaomingpian,jiangjingrenxiaodelianshangduimanlezhezi,hunleguwanjiezheimejiu,meixiangdaoyouyitiantayenengbianchengmingren。
guwandianlaobanyizhimusongzhetamenlikai,yanshenshuobuchudeyinleng,dengzhongrensanquhou,tataochushoujibotongleyigehaoma,“wei,laosan,tiwobanjianshi,zheijianshiyaoshibanchengle,zanxiongdisanrencongjinyihouronghuafuguixiangyongbujin。”
“erge,shenmefenfu,nishuo。”dianhuaneitouchuanlaiyigedichendeshengyin,yinyuedaizheyisixingfen,ergedebenshitashizhidaode,kanlaizheiciyouyaofacaile。
guwandianlaobanbashiqingdazhigentayishuo,suihouyinlengdegenleyiju,“biyaoshi,keyibuliuhuokou。”
“mingbai!wozheijiuchufa。”
jiangyanyibiankaicheyibianshibushidepieyiyanlinyu,yuyanyouzhi。
“xiangwenshenmenijiuwenba。”linyuzhenzaizuoyishangyouyoudao。
“nishizenmezhidaozheifuzilimianyoujiacengde?”
“caide。”linyuxiaomimidekanxiangta。
“aishuobushuo。”jiangyanfanlegebaiyan。
“neiwoshuowoshipingzhencaishixuekanchulaide,nixinma?”linyubuyoubalianwangtagenqiancoulecou。
ganshoudaolinyuhuxidewenre,jiangyandelianjingranbuyoudeyouxiefatang。
害羞?
zijizheishihaixiulema?jiangyanxinliturantiaoleqilai,zijizenmekenenghuizaizheigefeiwumianqianhaixiu?
danshitashenqidefaxian,buzhibujuezhong,zijiduiyuzheigefeiwu,haoxiangyijingmeiyouneimetaoyanle。
“buxin!”tajimangyongbinglengdeyuqiyanshizijineixindehuangluan。
linyuxiaolexia,batounuohuiqu,kanxiangyibiandechuangwai,shuodao:“qishiwojiushibijiaoxixineryi,waidaiyidianyunqi,dangshizhishiganjueneifuzitieshaoxianhouzhong,caicekenenghuiyoujiaceng,meixiangdaozhencaizhongle。”
tagangshuowan,jiangyanturanyijiaocaizhulechache,zhigayisheng,tashenzibuyouwangqianyicuan。
houzuobaozhezitieziwotaozuidejiangjingrenyeyitouzhuangdaolelinyudezuoyishang。
“aiyou,yaner,nizheishiganmaa。”jiangjingrenwuzhetoushuodao。
“zheigecheturanjiucuanchulaile。”jiangyanyemanlianjinghuang。
linyukanleyanxiezhechazaiqianmiandeyueyeche,mianseweiweiyibian,“kuai,wanghoudao。”
jianjiangyanhaizaifaleng,linyuyibabahuandangganhuandaodaodang,zaicichenshengdao:“daoche!”
jiangyanxiayishidecaiyoumenwanghoudao,dancishihoumianturancuanchulaiyiliangmianbaochejiangtamendetuiludusi。
zheishiyitiaoshuangchedaodexiaolu,beizheiliangliangcheqianhouxiezheyicha,jiangyanzheiliangchebianbeijiazailezhongjian,jinchubude。
cishimianbaocheheyueyecheshangxialailezuyouqibageren,shouzhongdounazhetiegunhuokandao,qizhongyigelingtoumoyangdedaobatouzouguolaizhaozhejiangyanchetoujiushiyitiegun,jiezhetaishouwangcheliyizhi,dahandao,“xiache!”
jiangyanhejiangjingrenbeizheiyimuhedelianseshunjianyibian,tamenfunvliangyigeshijiguanganbu,yigeshiguaiguainv,shenmeshihoujianguozheizhongjiashi。
tamenzenmeyexiangbudaozheizhongzhihuizaidianshilichuxiandeqingxingjingranfashengzailezijishenshang,suoyihedeyouxieliushenwuzhu。
“buyongpa,youwozai。”linyushensezhending,“ba,bazijiwoba,tamenshichongzhezheifuzilaide。”
“buxing,jiushishalewo,woyebunengbazijiaochuqu!”jiangjingrensisibaozhuzitie,dayouyaozibuyaomingdejiashi。
“ba,doushenmeshihoule,nixianbazitiejitamen,huitouzanbaojing,yiyangnengzhuihuilai。”jiangyanjimangquandao,tayekanchulaile,zheibangrenlaishixiongxiong,jintianyaobubazijiaochuqu,kenengxiongduojishao,zaizheizhongjudadeliyimianqian,zheiqunrenshenmedoukenengganchulai。
“meishi,ba,nibazijiwo,wobaozhengtahaofawusun。”linyudingshengdao。
zaijiangyandequanshuoxia,jiangjingrenchiyileyixia,zheicairentongjiangzitiejiaojilelinyu。
suihoulinyunazhezitiexialeche,jiangyanhejiangjingrenyedougenlexiaqu。
zaikandaojiangyandeneike,daobaliandengyizhongxiaohunhundunshiyanqianyiliang,yanzhongshunjianranqixingfendeguangmang,tanlandezaijiangyanwanmeideshenduanshanglaihuisaozhe。
“meinv,nihaowa。”daobalianheiheiyixiao,luchuyikoudahuangya。
jiangyanxiayishideduodaolelinyushenhou,cishitacaifaxian,genzheixiehunhunyibi,linyuhaishitingbucuode。
“nimenshixiangyaozheifuzitieba?”linyumiandaixiaomimideshuodao,jiezhebazitiecongjinhezhongnachulai,gendaobalianzhanshileyixia。
daobalianyikanqueshishiergeshuodeneifuzitie,mianseshunjianyichen,shenshoudao:“nalaiba,womenyaozibuyaoming,jiaochulai,wozheijiufangnimenzou。”
“zheimeqingyidejiujinimenkebuxing,zheifuziwokeshihualedajiaqianmaide。”linyushuodao。
“cao,nizheishiwenlaoziyaoqian?wokannishihuoniwaileba,zhidaolaozishenshangbeizhejitiaorenmingma?”daobalianhenshengdao。
tazheihuaqueshimeiyoukuazhangdechengfen,dangdipiliumangzheishiduonian,tabeiguorenming,yezuoguolao,xianzaishiyijiayezonghuidelaoban,zaizheiyidaixiaoyoumingqi。
dangran,zheiquankaotazaijingjudangxingjingduizhangdedagezhaoying,liantongguwandianlaobanzainei,tamensangeshiqinxiongdi。
jiranergegaosutazheifuzizhitianjia,neijiuyidingmeicuo,jintiantajiushinongsilinyutamensange,yeyidingyaobazheifuzinadaoshou。
“hejiarong,kuaibazijitaba。”jiangyankanzheweishanglaideyizhonghunhun,shoubuyoudezuanjinle。
“zheiyangba,zheifuzijinikeyi,danshinidexianrangwobahewolaopolikai。”linyuxianglexia,shuodao。
“shenmeyisi?nibuzouma?”jiangyanyouxiechayidao。
“woliuxialai,gentamentantantiaojian,shuobudingtamenxiangtongle,jiubuwenwoyaozile。”linyuxiaozheshuodao。
“hao,neiwojiufangtamenxianzou,danniyaoshishiyan,wojiunongsini!”daobashensexionghen,suirantaduijiangyanhenganxingqu,danshixianzaizheifuzigengzhongyao,suoyitabiandayinglelinyudeyaoqiu。
jiezhetayihuishou,limayourenshangqubayueyechekaizou,rangchulelu。
“hejiarong,nibuyaomingle?”jiangyanjishengdao。
“meishi,nihebaxianzou,woyihuierjiuhuiqu。”linyuchongtaliechuyigemingliangdexiaorong,zheihaoxiangshizheimejiuyilai,tatouyiciguanxinzijiba。
“buxing,bazijitamen,nigenwomenyiqihuijia。”jiangyanyibazhuazhuletadeshouwan,shengyinburongjujue。
kanzhetajinzhoudemeimao,linyujingranjuedetayouxiekeai,zijideming,zaitaxinlizhendebizheifuwujiazhibaohaiyaozhongyaoma?
e,wangle,tashigeyisheng,renmingzaitayanlizhongguoyiqie,kenenghuanzuorenheren,tadouhuizheimezuoba。
linyuxinlibuyoushanguoyisishiluo,bajiangyandeshounakai,wangzhetaqingshengdao,“xiangxinwo。”
jiangyanxintouyizhen,jidelinyudangshizaiyiyuanyizhixiaonvhaideshihouduitashuodeyeshizheijuhua,yeshitongyangjiandingdeyanshen。
yizhongtawufajujuedeyanshen。
zhibuguobuzhiweishenme,talaoyouyizhongqiguaideganjue,ganjuezheigeyanshenhaoxiangbushichuzihejiarong,ershichuzilingwaiyigeren。
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