xiaoshuozhurengongshilinfanyangxuedexiaoshuoshi《zuijianvxu》，shizuozhelinpingzhizuixinxiedeyibendoushishenghuoleixingdexiaoshuo，wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie，wenbijijia，shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu：tamendoujiaowowonangfeinvxu，shubuzhiwoshiyiwanfuhao……...
canzhuoshang，linfanzuozaizuijiaoluoweizhi，ziguzichifan，haositouming。erzhuoshangdeqitaren，yedoubalinfandangzuokongqiyiban，gegeyoushuoyouxiao，quemeiyirenhelinfanshuohua。
yinweilinfanshiyangjiadeshangmennvxu，ruzhuiguolaide。
zaijiashangbenshenyouqiong，zaiyangjia，linfanmeiyousihaodiweizunyankeyan！
erjintian，shilaozhangrenyangjingtaodeshengri，yijiarenqianlaijiyangjingtaoheshou，zheiqizhongqueyoubushaoren，dengzhekanlinfanxiaohua。
“laogong，chikuaipaigu，bubushenzi。”
qiziyangxuejilinfanjialekuaipaigu，zuozaiyipangdedajieyangyuedangjichixiaoyisheng：
“xiaoxue，zheitangcupaigushiwotedijizanbazuode，bushijilinfanzheiqiongguiwonangfeichide！”
tingdaozheihua，yangxuekuaiziyidun，lianseyouxieganga。
“xiaoyueshuodeyoudaoli。”laozhangrenyangjingtaoyilianbishi，kanxianglinfan：
“linfan，niruzhuiwoyangjiayinian，meijiwobaowaisunjiusuanle，zuiqima，nijiwonvermaigezuanjieshenmedeba！sheizhidaoni，liangegongzuodoumeiyou，tiantianhunchidengsi，nibushiwonangfeishishenme？”
“wonverxiaoxuejiajini，jiushiyiduoxianhuachazainiufenshang，yaowoshuo，nichenzaohewonverlihun，wonverhainianqing，jiusuanlile，yebuchoumeirenyao！”
linfanquantouzuanjin，mianrongnankan，quemeiyouhuiyinglaozhangrendehua。
yangjingtaoshuodemeicuo，zaiwairenkanlai，linfanqueshishigehunchidengsidewonangfei。
“nikankannidajiefusihai，qianliangtiangangjixiaoyuemaileyitaokadiyaxianglian、erhuan、jiezhi，hualeshijiwan！”yangjingtaojiezhedao：
“nizheiqionggui，nengyousihaineimekuochuo，nengyousihaineimetenglaopoma？”
linfandajiefuzhaosihai，gangganghedajieyangyuejiehunshihou，yebushihenyouqian，shenzhiyoushihoukaozhelinfanqiziyangxuejiejicainengshenghuo。
neishihoumeigeyue，yangxuedouhuiconggongzilimiannadianqianchulai，jiejiyangyue。yangjingtaoyeshiruci，meigeyuejiyangyuesanfenzhiyidetuixiujin，yaoburanzheifuqierren，shenghuodouchengwenti。
erjiuzaiqunian，zhaosihaijielegezhengfugongcheng，zhuanleshangbaiwan，riziyixiazihaoleqilai，maileliangbaomawuxi，yezhushanglexiaobieshu。
rangrenhanxindeshi，rizihaozhuandedajiefuyijia，quehaoxiangbazhiqianyangxuejiejiguotamendeshiqing，paozainaohoule。
meicijianmian，doushiduilinfanzheiyijia，lengchaorefeng。
“ba，doushiyijiaren，huahebizheimechongni！”
zheishi，dajiefuzhaosihaixiaodao：“linfanxiaodisuishuozanshimeiqian，lianliangchedoumeiyou，danwokantashigeyoushangjinxinderen，qiantuyidingbukexianliang！shoushishenmede，yihoukendinghuibushangde！”
“linfanxiaodi，yaobuzheiyang，wogongdishanghaiquegebaoan。”zhaosihaikanxianglinfan：
“fanzhengnixianzheyeshixianzhe，burulaiwogongsidangbaoan，gongzidehua，wojiniyiqianbayigeyuezenmeyang？zhiyaoninuligan，zaijiashangwodeguanxi，yihoudangbaoanduizhang，yebushibukenengde！”
“哈哈哈！”
zhaosihaizheihuayishuohua，zhuoshangzhongrendoushihongtangdaxiao，kanxianglinfandemuguang，chongmannuoyu、chaofeng、bishi。
linfanqidezhiyaoya，yankuangdouyouxiehongle。
yangxuelianseyeshishunjianbiandebingleng，takeshoubuleyourenzheiyangchaofengzijizhangfu。
erqiezhaosihaizheizhongbaiyanlang，ruobushimeiyouyangxuedangniandejieji，zenmekenengyoujintian！
yangxuezhanglezhangying.chun，xiangyaofanbozhaosihai，linfanqueshenshoulazhuleta，shiyiyangxuebuyaoshuohua。
“duileba，jintiannidashou，nvxuwojinibeiledianxiaoliwu。”zhaosihaimochuyigezhangfangxingjingzhixiaohe，dakaiyikan，limianbaifangzhejingyingtitoudeyandou。
yandouyoufeicuizhicheng，sezetongtou，kanqilaihunrantiancheng，dibudiaokezhehuawen，xuxurusheng。
“zheishifeicuizuochengdeyandouba！”
“quanshifeicui，erqiezuodehaiweimiaoweixiao，jiagebudiba！”
“sihaihaizhenshixiaoshuna！”
canzhuoshangdeshushubobomendoushiyanjingyiliang，zantan、zhenjing。
“是的！”
zhaosihaidiandiantou，henshideyi：“zheizhenggeyandoudoushiyoumiandianbashanyufeicuidazaoercheng，shiwotuoyipengyou，congmiandianneibian，tedigaoguolaide，hualeshijiwanni！”
“wozhidaobapingshixihuanchouhanyan，suoyicaimailezheifeicuiyandou！xiwangbaxihuanzheiliwu！dangranle，yanyewoyemaile，yunnandashanshengchandeyanye，yanweichunhou，rufeiganchongzu，bulasangzi，jueduishiyidengyide！”
“sihai，nandeniyipianxiaoxina！”
yangjingtaonaqiyandou，zaishouzhongba.wan，miandaixiaorong，henshimanyi，genzhetayoushikanxianglinfan，lenghengyisheng，miandaijichao：
“hehe，kankan，tongyangshinvxu，linfannizheigewonangfei，weishenmehesihaidechajuzheimeda！”
“wojintianguoshengri，nibuhuishikongshouguolaiba！”
tingdaozheihua，zhongrendoushimuguangkanxianglinfan，haosizhunbeikanxiaohua。
linfansuishuoduiyangjingtaomeihaogan，danrichanglijietahaishidongde，laozhangrenguoshou，tazongyaosongdiandongxi。
“ba，wojinidaileliwu。”
linfanyeshicongkoudaili，mochuyigexiaohe，zhunbeidakai。
“nideliwu，wobushou！”
yangjingtaozhijieshuodao，manshibiyidekanleyanlinfanshouzhongxiaohe。
neixiaoheshimuhe，wuqimahei，douyouxiekailiele，yikanjiuxiangshiditanhuo。zaichangdedoushiyangjiagezhongqinqi，linfanzheiqiongguizaizhongrenmianqiannachuliwu，bushijitadiurenma？
suoyizheiliwu，bunengshou！
“nibaliwunahuiquba，nizheiqiongguinengsongshenmeliwujiwo？”yangjingtaolenghengyisheng：
“nijiulaolaoshishichifan，chiwanfanganjingundan，liwushenmede，niyaoshixiangsihaiyiyang，songwogefeicuishade，wohainengshou，biedejiusuanle，wokediubuqizheigeren！”
“哈哈哈！”
yangjingtaohuayishuowan，zaichangzhongrendoushidaxiao。
qiziyangxueqidelianyizhenhongyizhenbai。
yangyuehezhaosihaizeshimanliandeyi，zheifanhua，rangtamenganjuehenyoumianzi。
linfanxinzhongqingtanyisheng，jiranlaozhangrenbushou，neijiusuanle。
tamomobamuhezhuanghuikoudai，weiweiyaotou，zhaosihaidebashanyufeicuihezheimuhelimiandediwanglvxiangbi，jiushilajizhongdelaji，genbenbuzhiyiti。
……
shouyanjieshu，linfanheyangxuebingjianchumen。
“laogong，woyaoqugongsi，zheiqianninazhe，qumaidiandongxi。”yangxuediguolaiyizhangkapian：“canzhuoshangneixieqinqidehua，nibiefangzaixinshang。”
gangcaicanzhuoshang，linfankemeishaoshoujinneixieqinqidelengyan、chaofeng，yangxuepalinfanyouxiejieshoubule，xiangbukai，suoyijitadianqian，maimaidongxi，yedangfangsongyixia。
“meishi，wobuhuifangxinshangde。”
linfanjieguokapian，xiaolexiao。
gangbayangxuesongshangchuzuche，linfanshoujihuranzhendongqilai，tanaqiyikan，shiyitiaoxinxi：
“linfanshaoye，jiazuduinindexianzhiyijingjiechu。”
“congxianzaikaishi，ninkeyidongyongjiazuyiqiezichan，ninshouzhongdeneizhangzhizunheika，yeyijingjiechudongjie。”
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