wangxiaodongannishiyiweixunzhaozhenxianghezhengyidenianqingzhentan，zaishushixiaolangchuangzuodexiaoshuo《zhongjinqiuzi，meiyanfupowanzhende？》zhong，wangxiaodongannipojieleyigegefuzademituan。tongguoyongganhecongmingdetuili，wangxiaodongannizhujianjieshichuzhenxiang，bingweishouhaizheshenzhanglegongzheng。zheibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuochongmanxuanyiyujingxi，guadiaodianhua，wangxiaodongzhanzaiyuandi，zhenggerendouyouxiemeng。shuohaodepianzini？weishenmedianhuaneitoudenvren，dayingderucishuangkuaini……jiangyinfaduzheduizhihuihezhengyidesikao。
第一章缘起
nongmingongwangxiaodong，meiqianmeiquan，youdezhiyouyibangzideliqihewuchufaxiedepengbojingli。
zaiyigegudandeyewan，wangxiaodongqiaozhelubianzhongjinqiuzideguanggao，guishishenchadebotongleneigeshenmihaoma。
yuanbenyiweizheishitawuliaorenshengzhongbuqiyandexiaochaqu。sheichengxiang，neigeshengyinhaotingdefupo，kaizheneilianghongsedebaoma，laidaoletademianqian
......
qingshaqudeyewan，denghongjiulv。
zheigeweiyujiangchengxinandepojiuchengqu，chengzaizheshuyiwanjilaijiangchengzhuimengderenmen。
toudaianquanmaodemingong，manshiwushuidejiedao，jiebianruoyinruoxiandenihongdeng，jiansuandamaxianqiderumasheng......suizheyemudejianglin，zheili，bianderenaoshengdongleqilai。
wangxiaodonghetongxiangjigegongyoumenjiuzufanbao，congjiebianyijiamianguanzoulechulai。
tamendoushidashanzouchulaidenianqingren，shengaomada，cuguangbiaohan，yijinbaijiuxiadu，zouluyiranwendang，zhishimouzidezhireguangmang，xianshichuzheibangshaoniandexueqifanggang。
“sanshu，nimenxianhui，womenjigejinwanquwangbatongxiao。”tongcundeerhudao。
“youtemeshangwang，zandianqian！”sanshubumandao：“erhunijiatangwugaifanxiule，xiuhaofangzi，haichoushuobuxiaxifu？”
“laojiadenaliyouchenglidenvrenhao？youbaiyoujing，shenshanghaixiang。”zhaoerhuxiaodao。
sanshulengxiao：“yebuqiaoqiaozijishayang，haixiangnongchenglidenvren，nimenyepei？”
“neiyoushalie，zhiyaoyouqian，chenglidenvrenzala？sanshunizongyigerentoumoqujielifenhongdengliangzhedexiaodian，jiwomenshuoshuo，chenglinvrenshaziwei？”
“gunnide。”sanshubeiwumieqingbai，qijibaihuai。
jigeshaonianxixihaha，zaojiupaoyuan。
erhupaoleile，qichuanyuyu，dingzhejieshanglailaiwangwangderenmen，zhangzhangtanxiyisheng。
“haobaicaidourangzhugongle。”
“我宁愿当猪。”
jigeshaonianyoushiyizhenxihadanao。
“biexiangle，zheilidenvren，womenpeibushangde。zoule，xiaodongge，shangwangqu。”
“wochuichuifengxingxingjiu，yihuishangqu。”wangxiaodongxinbuzaiyandehuidazhe。
jigexiongdijinruwangba，wangxiaodongdianranyizhiyan，xinbuzaiyandechouzhe，qiaozhelailaiwangwangxiangpenpendenvrenmen，xinzhongyigumomingdehuoyan，kaishizhuoshao。
shenmeshihoucainengchengweiyouqianrena？dengyouleqian，yidingyaozaichenglizhaogezuipiaoliangdenvrendanglaopo。wangxiaodongbashoulideyantouhenhenanzaimianqiandianxianganshang，ananfashi。
等等......
wangxiaodongyouxiechayidetaitou，jiuqiaojianyanqiandianxianganshangtiezheyizhanghaibao。
haibaohenxin，mingxiantieshangqubujiu，shangmianyousigedazi：zhongjinqiuzi。
zaizhongjinqiuzisigedazizhixia，haiyouyigenvrendezhaopian。
zhaopianzhongdenvren，nianjibuda，yanligaogui，heneixiedamingxingyebuhuangduorang。
wangxiaodongjinjinshidaliangyiyannvzizhaopian，xiamiandexiaoziqiaodoumeiqiao。
pianzi，baifenzhibaidepianzi，laodiaoyadepianrenshouduan。
shenmeniantoule，juranhaiyourenshiyongzheizhonglaodiaoyadepianrenjiliang？wangxiaodongbuxiexiaoxiao，jiuzhunbeilikaizheili。
jiuzaitazhunbeilikaideshihou，bujingyizaipieyiyanhaibaoshangnvzidemoyang，wangxiaodongguishishenchadetingxialejiaobu。
yexushiyinweizheigezhongjinqiuzide**zhangdetaiguoyupiaoliangle，yexushiyinweiwangxiaodongtaiguoyuwuliaole，yexujiushijiandandexinxuelaichao，wangxiaodongnachushouji，botongleshangmiandedianhuahaoma。
chuhuwangxiaodongyiliaodeshi，dianhuajurandatongle！
jimiaozhongdedengdaizhihou，dianhuabeirenjietong。
duanzanchenmohou，dianhuaneitou，chuanlaiyigenvrendeshengyin。
“你好，哪位？”
nvrenshengyinruanruannuonuo，henshidongting，wangxiaodongzaitingdaonvrendeshengyin，zhijueshenshanggutoudoubiandesumaqilai。
“nihao，zhaowoyoushima？”nvrendeshengyinzaicixiangqi。
“zhaonidangranyoushi。”wangxiaodongqiaozheguanggaoshangnvrendezhaopian，dao：“neigezhongjinqiuzideguanggao，shinitiedema？”
dianhuaneitoudenvrenchenmobanshang，zheicaidao：“shiwo。”
“怎么说？”
dianhuaneitounvrendeshengyintaihaotingle，napashigepianzi，wangxiaodongdouxiangyaoduoliaojiju。
“shiwankuai，baochizhu，yigeyuehou，bulunjieguo，zaijiershiwan。”nvrenshuodao。
三十万......
王小东笑了。
baifenbaishipianzi，jiushibuqingchupianzijiujingshizenyangdetaolu。
fanzhengzijiyiqiongerbai，renpingnishuodetianhualuanzhui，woyebeipianbuleqian。
zhiyupianse？tayigegongdibanzhuande，zhibudingsheichikuini。
“hao，zheigegongzuo，wojiele。”wangxiaodongdao。
“年龄。”
“二十三。”
“shentimeiyoumaobingba？”
“强的很。”
“hao，wohuiqinzimianshi。”nvrenshengyinqingleng：“xingdehua，xuyaoanpainizuoyiciquanshentijian，hegedehua，womenqianhetong。”
juranlaizhende？wangxiaodonglengleleng。
huadoushuodaozheifenshangle，suoxingjiuqiaoqiaopianzijiexialaishashouduan。
wangxiaodongdiandiantou：“hao。”
“nizainali？”nvrenwendao。
wangxiaodongyouyuyixia，huanshiyixiarenlairenwangdejiedao，baxinyiheng，shuochulecikesuozaidedizhi。
zheilirenduo，wojiubuxin，nimennengbawochile。
“dengwowufenzhong。”nvrendandanshuowan，guadiaoledianhua。
guadiaodianhua，wangxiaodongzhanzaiyuandi，zhenggerendouyouxiemeng。
shuohaodepianzini？weishenmedianhuaneitoudenvren，dayingderucishuangkuaini？
zheiyangyilai，youzenmenengpianqian？
nanbucheng，duifangzhendebutuqian，ershituwodeshenzi？
难不成对方很难看？
wangxiaodongzhanzaiyuandi，manxinchiyi。jiezhejiujingdagedianhua，benlaishixiangzheliaoliaosao，zhaodianlezi，diaoxiyixiapianzi，zuihoushuangfanghudaoyisheng**jieshuzheichangyuanfende。
meixiangdao，duifangerhuabushuo，juranzhendeyaojianmian？
yaobuyaozaizheilidengduifangguolai？wangxiaodongxianrujiujiezhizhong。
tianshangzenmekenengdiaoxianbing？tiandixianalihuiyouzheiyangdehaoshi？
wangxiaodongshuaishuaitou，banaozilibuqieshijideniantoupaozhinaohou，chaozheduimianwangbazouqu。
gangzoumeijibu，wangxiaodongdeshouji**xiangleqilai，neigeshenminvrendalaile。
jingtihuanshiyiquan，meizhaodaoren，wangxiaodongxiaoxinyiyijietongdianhua。
“wei，wolaidaoleqingshaqiaozheili，nizainali？”nvrenkaimenjianshan。
“wo......wo......”wangxiaodongchedimengbile。
“wokandaonile，wangbamenkou，neigedongzhangxiwangdeshadageshiniba？”nvrendao：“wozainiduimian，neilianghongsebaoma，qiaojianmei？”
tingdaoduifangjiandaoleziji，wangxiaodongyouxiehuangle，zhijieguadiaodianhua，jiuzhunbeilikaizheili。
cishi，liaorenyesezhong，hunhuangludengxia，neiliangbaomachechuangyaoxia，yizhangjingzhijuemeidelian，yingruwangxiaodongdeyanlian。
zhishijiandanyiyan，wangxiaodongjiuzaiyenuobukaizijideyanjing。
zhongjinqiuzideguanggaoshangdeneizhangzhaopianjuranshizhende。
duifang......bixiangxiangzhonghaiyaomeiliyibaibei！
zheigegaoguilengyandenvfupo，ta......tajuranlaizhende？
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